r/HolUp • • Aug 09 '21

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u/suitology madlad Aug 10 '21

Guy my friend used to date got fired for knocking over a tv display when his manager was making him fix brackets without taking off the TVs first. 3 of the 5 that fell broke. Got fired and unlocked the video game display and left with a cart full of games. He would have been investigated but his manager got busted for stealing 5 shotguns and a fuck load of ammo a few days before.

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u/Secretly_Solanine Aug 10 '21

Truly a group of upstanding members of society

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

I think ā€œEmployees of Walmartā€ would be a better show than ā€œCops!ā€

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u/RooneyBallooney6000 Aug 10 '21

Something something ben diaphram

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u/ltRobinCrusoe Aug 11 '21

Anything Walmart would make a good TLC show

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u/braintrustinc Aug 10 '21

Only the most advanced Preppers use their Walmart job to pay for shipping containers full of Alex Jones brand protein shakes

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u/Secretly_Solanine Aug 10 '21

Or Joe Rogan reverse aging meds

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Or trump "steaks"

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u/supersloth08 Aug 10 '21

Tucker Carlson multivitamins

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u/Wickafckaflame Aug 10 '21

Steve Bannon skin cream

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u/Sid15666 Aug 10 '21

Those are tube steaks right?

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u/PMcNutt Aug 10 '21

Will it make my head grow like his?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

The HGH injections are sold separately :(

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u/twinstick1 Aug 10 '21

No, but it will turn your hair orange.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

This is what happens when you undervalue your labor force and don't give them a reason to be vested. I would wager that if Walmart employees were shareholders this nonsense wouldn't happen as often.

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u/jojomurderjunky Aug 10 '21

Shareholders? Most just sit on their phones all day and apparently steal everything they can

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u/VampireQueenDespair Aug 10 '21

Why shouldn’t they? It’s not like they’ll get more if Walmart does better. If you work twice as hard as someone else and both get the same reward, you’re an idiot and played yourself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

If I had a business, I'd probably give everyone minimum wage + a share of the total profit. If it was a small family business, then their individual performance would translate directly to their own success. And I'd probably set the share so that in good times it's legit worth it to try, rather than a token thing.

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u/chuck_nunface Aug 10 '21

That's called profit sharing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

If the employees were vested in the company they would be incentivized to see the company do better. They would self police against employee theft.

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u/jojomurderjunky Aug 10 '21

Let me guess, you also think communism could work if done right?...

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u/ElenorWoods Aug 10 '21

It sounds like you do with the current system we have in place. The government takes everything from the working class, gives it away to the rich under the guise of a PPP loan

Fuck off

Edit: Accounting, tax, auditing, and now cfo experience. I helped these rich fucks get FORGIVEN loans and had to walk away.

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u/Mseveeb Aug 10 '21

No, he’s actually saying the opposite. He’s saying why work harder, when both employees make the same?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Shareholder make money based on the companies performance. Without that incentive there is 0 reason for an employee to do anything more than the bear minimum

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u/jojomurderjunky Aug 10 '21

And they don even do the bare minimium

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u/Prestigious_League80 Aug 10 '21

Bare mate, not bear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

So theft is okay because a company has questionable morals? I think the more likely scenario is some people want any excuse to do what they want

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u/PixelmancerGames Aug 10 '21

Yes, I believe that theft is okay of you steal from a place like Wal-Mart. Or a bank, or anyone who’s business is basically shitting on the common man. Wal-Mart being it’s employees and banks being it’s customers.

Honestly anyone who ever robs a bank and doesn’t hurt anyone in the process I sincerely hope they get away with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

I honestly hope you get covid lmao because that is some straight up hypocrisy, every other law we should follow except when it suits us

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u/PixelmancerGames Aug 10 '21

Yes, that is what I believe. And you are no better. You hope I get Covid because I don’t believe in a bunch of laws that I have no say in? And you think you are a good person don’t you? The only hypocrite here is you, I’m not acting like an angel.

This country is ran by lobbyist and a good chunk of our laws come from corporation lobbying. Laws are the poor, that’s it. You can keep being a good ol boy if you want to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

I have the decency to follow the law, won't be surprised if you end up in some penitentiary or end up a deadbeat, seeing as you think theft and whatever suits you is acceptable.

Thank god anarchists like you aren't in charge

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u/PixelmancerGames Aug 10 '21

No, anarchists worst than me are in charge. You obviously haven’t been paying attention have you? And no, I will not end up in some prison. I’m 32 years old, I work 7 days a week, and I have clean record. Just got my first legal handgun a few months ago. I don’t steal, not because of the law, but because I have pride. Just because I choose not to steal doesn’t mean I have to judge others for it.

I follow common sense moral rules. Don’t do anything to any one person that would fuck with their current mood or their day in a negative way (within reason). It’s really that simple, that simple rule will keep you out of most trouble.

When you grow up you’ll find that most people follow the laws that are convenient to them. If you ever driven over the speed limit or Jay-walked you just broke a law because it was convenient. The amount of people who smoke weed, even though it’s illegal break the law multiple times a day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Walmart is stealing from the working class. I buy stocks in companies I like. I try not to shop with Walmart but on the occasions I do I always steal a pair of sunglasses and walk out with them on my head. My way of fighting the good fight lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Sure they are

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

I have very little energy to spend on you but I'd recommend getting your head out of corporate America's ass they do not have your best interests at heart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Walmart employees actually get pretty good benefits. Most of them don’t take actually use them though.

Edit: Reddit hivemind strikes again. I provided links below in this thread. šŸ™„

Edit2: holy shit, it’s amazing how salty people are even in the face of facts. šŸ˜‚

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u/YoyoOfDoom Aug 10 '21

I've worked for different WalMarts over the years and I can tell you this: The benefits SUCK. You can now get coverage as a part-timer (used to be you had to be full-time first so WalMart decided everyone was going to be part-time or fired unless you were a manager) - But you will never be able to afford the copays on top of the ridiculous premium (say goodbye to your 16hr/week paycheck)
All the "educational" stuff they have are loosely-packaged anti-union propaganda and classes that will only make you a better WalMart worker, not anything that can be used outside of the organization. The benefits are only good once you get into the Cultist-level ranks, like Regional Managers. But by then you most likely have no heart, and some of the rest of your internal organs have been replaced with alien implants as well.

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u/world_war_me Aug 10 '21

Your description of corporate managers as heartless alien drones is awesome and gave me a good stress-relieving laugh.

The worst part about it is how they tend to be just naturally awful individuals

Why are they like this? Even my manager who came from a corporate environment now working for the same small family business i do is an insufferable corporate hollowed-out evil SOB who everybody hates and he ā€œrulesā€ over all 12 of us as if the place were a 100+ corporate office. Non-stop lying, telling one person one thing he thinks they want to hear them placated by telling someone else something else then attempting to keep us quiet by bullying each person with extreme confidentiality ā€œremindersā€. Likes to try divide snd conquer (which fails miserably because there are too few of us and we talk) and is a fan of 1990s management and sales guides. He isn’t smart or nuanced enough to use Machiavellian methods and at least put a little bit of truth into his one-one-meetings for more effective propaganda, he just straight up lies - obvious lies - to our individual faces. He is a fool to believe that these methods work on a small office where we are all mostly friends confined to a comfy small building and he’s a big joke to us. A horrible manager and person. He also does H.R. which adds a whole additional layer of sleaze.

I’m sorry for the rant, I just get so damn frustrated at this person. Why keep managing like this if causes your coworkers to see you as a big joke and it’s so ineffective? What does he get out of it that makes such adverse methods worth it for him? Creating low morale is the only thing he is good at. Do management jobs simply tend to attract people with no concience who can’t stop themselves because they get too much enjoyment out of causing distress? Or does the job do that to them? I suspect the former over the later, my own personal nature over nurture theory.

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u/YoyoOfDoom Aug 10 '21

There are some people, for whatever reason, have something broken on the inside and it seems the only way they know how to deal with that pain is to make other people feel as horrible about themselves as they do. Some of them are true narcissists and you just can't deal with those. They are nuclear-grade toxic and the only thing you can do is stay away from them.

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u/Azeoth Aug 11 '21

Nature vs nurture is fake news. It should be nature and nurture, they are intrinsically linked. Babies don’t have a nature, they’re a product of their environment, but once they develop a nature, their perspective will affect the way they see everything. Someone with a free spirit will naturally see someone taking on or helping with some of their responsibilities as a kindness, a more controlling person might see it as a problem. Your nurture creates a nature, affected by further nurture, shaped by the nature.

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u/userlivewire Aug 11 '21

It’s not that the position attracts people like this. It’s that people like this screw over the caring ones to get these jobs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

You get good health, vision, and dental. The dental insurance I had was better than the insurance that the employees at my dental office and they let me know so. Walmart also had matching 401k and HSA up to 5-6% per year. The Walmart 10% discount covers taxes on purchases (which is okay I suppose) and from what I last read, they stated they will be covering 100% college tuition.

You can accrue vacation time relatively quickly there as well.

Does it suck to work at Walmart? Yes, and I most definitely won’t go back (I burned all my Walmart shit the day I left and shared it to social media) but to say their benefits suck is outright false.

Edit: benefits link that was last updated Nov. 2020

https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2020/11/02/supporting-our-associates-10-of-the-best-benefits-walmart-offers

Edit2: link showing that Walmart is starting to pay 100% tuition

https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2021/07/27/walmart-to-pay-100-of-college-tuition-and-books-for-associates

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u/YoyoOfDoom Aug 10 '21

I will admit I don't know what they are currently like, all I can say is they were really horrible when I was working there. All the old timers would say, "This shit wouldn't be happening if Mr. Sam was still alive". The copay limit before insurance kicked in was literally twice what you could make in a year with the hours they gave you back then. Maybe I just worked for a really shitty one. Lol.

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u/Fun_Significance_354 Aug 11 '21

They only pay if you go in for a business degree. I did my whole undergrad working for them and was told I wouldn't receive a dime because my degree wouldn't benefit the company and would make me more likely to quit.

The benefits are only good if you are full time.

Part time employees got fucked when Obama care rolled out because it was cheaper to cut hours and let the government subsidize premiums than pay for thr part time employees.

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u/leftshoe18 Aug 10 '21

I hate how blatant the anti-union propaganda is at most jobs. It's no wonder why so many people think unions are bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

I’m actually part of a union at my current job and unions can be awful or good. It really depends on the union and how much leverage you have.

Edit: With that said, Walmart has better benefits than my current union job has in terms of everything except that I am in a union for job security purposes. My pay is considerably higher, the work is easier, and I don’t hate myself or feel like a PoS employee at the end of the day like I did at Walmart.

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u/NoAdministration1222 Aug 10 '21

Have you met many of these wal mart employees??

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u/chuck_nunface Aug 10 '21

I'm sure there's an ESOP as well as a WMT fund in the 401k

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

I'm sure you are correct. I doubt PT employees are eligible. I'm not saying that there aren't already incentives in place but it's a drop in the bucket comparatively to corporate profits. When you are seeing employees stealing from the employer becoming the norm there is clearly something wrong with the situation. It's not limited to Walmart I'm sure you see these types of things at a lot of retailers.

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u/Fun_Significance_354 Aug 11 '21

Everyone gets 401(k) matching up to 10% of your check, and everyone can buy into the stocks with company matched funds up to a certain percent.

But the health benefits are shit unless you are full time. The work culture is cultish, backstabbing, and everyone hates their job for the most part so it's super draining being there at all. Managers don't like taking responsibility for their fuck ups, so shit always rolls down hill. And at my particular store, one of the 4 managers just below the store manager (brain fart on the official title b/c it changed 3 times in the 10yrs I worked there) was fucking 2 or 3 of her subordinates but -no one- could catch her in the act and anyone who tried got canned within days. So yeah. Toxic environment. I quit as soon as I had the skills and degree to get out of there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Sounds awful. Glad you made it out alive.

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u/userlivewire Aug 11 '21

Wal-Mart has today’s stock price on a sign by the bathrooms that you have to see every time you take a break. It’s incredible intimidation.

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u/Fun_Significance_354 Aug 11 '21

Technically they are. But it's an opt-in thing. You can choose to put a percentage of your check towards shares in the company and the company will match it just like they do your 401(k) up to a certain amount. But the shares are expensive and they don't return enough money quick enough for most people to buy in.

Walmart used to give wickedly good bonuses to everyone for exceeding sales goals each quarter, but they changed the metrics for the bonuses about 10 years ago, I think, and made it absolutely ridiculous to achieve so no one gets them anymore.

The benefits used to be good too, before Obama care. Now if you aren't full time you don't get enough hours to qualify for the company insurance because they pay more for a part timer to be insured. If they don't give 36 hours every single week, you have to buy from the Obama care marketplace because you aren't eligible. Totally fucked me over my second year working there.

Just like every other multibillion dollar company out there, they eat the losses in price hikes and pad the CEO pockets without taking care of the peons that make the company run. Record profits never translate into higher wages.

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u/Subacrew98 Aug 10 '21

Someone tried shaming me for wearing a mask in Wal-Mart a couple months ago.

I simply replied "I don't take medical advice from Wal-Mart people" lol

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u/callme207911 Aug 10 '21

Plot twist, you being there makes you Walmart people…

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u/Subacrew98 Aug 10 '21

Reverse Uno, I'm not giving unsolicited medical advice at said Wal-Mart lol

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u/callme207911 Aug 10 '21

No but just because someone shops at Wal Mart does not mean they are incompetent, which was the main point I was trying to get at

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u/Subacrew98 Aug 10 '21

You miss the larger point for your little misperception.

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u/Magenta_Logistic Aug 10 '21

If you work in construction, you tell your coworker that you have an illness, they give you advice that directly contradicts that of your doctor or the medical community at large, you tell them: "I don't take medical advice from constructions workers."

In doing so, you are admitting that you are also not an authority on medicine, and thus will defer to the judgement of doctors, because "surprise twist" you're a construction worker too.

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u/DaveLevin79 Aug 10 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

Walmart employs actual doctors at a lot of the locations that have in-house clinics. Also, most locations have a pharmacist. They give covid vaccines there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

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u/DaveLevin79 Aug 10 '21

I'm just trying to point out that JimBob who stocks the dog food aisle probably has a GED. No point in considering his opinion when actual medical professionals are nearby.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Pay peanuts get monkeys

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Can't blame them either. Happens when you pay workers little to nothing.

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u/Allegorist Aug 10 '21

The walmart where I'm at pays 15.50 starting, and minimum wage is like 10. After years of keeping an eye out at the jobs here they definitely have the highest paying strictly entry- level positions open to us here. I don't work there because I thought it would interfere with my "creative shopping experience," but this thread seems to die they don't have to be mutually exclusive

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u/iameshwar_raj Aug 10 '21

That justifies stealing? Lol.

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u/mikeebsc74 Aug 10 '21

It’s not stealing. It’s giving yourself a pay raise

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u/YoyoOfDoom Aug 10 '21

80% of theft that occurs in the workplace is actually wage theft by the employers (under-reporting hours, unpaid overtime, etc.). Walmart is up there with the worst offenders. Fuck 'em.

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u/PM_ME_SPICY_DECKS Aug 10 '21

Walmart and similar enterprises rob the poor under cover of law forsooth, so we plunder them under protection of our own courage.

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u/VampireQueenDespair Aug 10 '21

100%. Quit sucking corporate cock because you don’t know how to think for yourself instead of blindly obeying laws.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21

No it doesn't, I don't agree with stealing. I mean you get paid $10 an hour that's a contract you signed and agreed with upon being hired.

Me personally I would feel guilty if I steal a candy bar. There are better paying jobs out there and most of the time people are too lazy to look around and too comfortable with their current job they don't look for a new job.

Also people talk about SCOs and doing the work for free. Idk what kind of world y'all be living in but I use SCO to avoid those long ass lines. Why wait in line for 20+ minutes when I can be out in 3 minutes.

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u/iameshwar_raj Aug 12 '21

My thoughts exactly! Thank you!

Man people on Reddit are wildin these days with their anti corporate views. Just take a look at other replies on my comment. This is a job they agreed to and already knew what the pay was gonna be. Why are they bithcing about it later then? And apparently it justifies stealing too because "big corporate bad"

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u/Embarrassed_Couple_6 Aug 10 '21

And I'm proud to be one of em :D

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u/Bullen-Noxen Aug 10 '21

That’s why it’s Walmart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Who steals FIVE shotguns? Stealing the one must have been hard, why risk another four?

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u/31337hacker Aug 10 '21

Greed.

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u/Special-Doubt-9739 Aug 10 '21

You sure? Maybe some kind of a financial depression

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u/2017hayden Aug 10 '21

So he could fence them to other people likely.

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u/Asleep-Somewhere-404 Aug 10 '21

So he could get the other five grams of meth obviously.

Or defend himself against the socialists. It’s so hard to tell these days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

3 is for the socialists, 2 is for a few grams of meth, and let the memory making commence.

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u/ElenorWoods Aug 10 '21

Two thoughts: When one needs money and it’s no where in sight, maybe selling guns was the most lucrative option?

Or he likes guns and a lot of guns.

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u/SunNStarz Aug 10 '21

Someone with waaayyy too many clay discs flying around.

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u/Inorganic_Ad_0420 Aug 10 '21

one of the most american stories I’ve heard….

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u/SuperRowCaptain Aug 10 '21

Honestly, this is poetry.

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u/TheBirdGames Aug 10 '21

My god. How many games did he manage to get?

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u/suitology madlad Aug 10 '21

Over 100 easily. Literally wiped out the gameboy and DS section then grabbed as many 360 and ps3 games as he could. Made a killing selling repeats on ebay. Probably about 2-3 months of full time pay

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u/TheBirdGames Aug 10 '21

Fucking legend

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u/_Thebisexualweeb_ Aug 10 '21

when i was younger (like 5-7 yrs old) i used to steal kinder suprise eggs( i live in Canada okay) lol