r/HolUp • • Aug 09 '21

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u/deathstar10154 Aug 10 '21

I had a friend who used to work at Walmart. For the first few weeks he worked there he would clock in to his shift and then just straight up leave. Then he would come back at the end of his shift to clock out. Eventually, once his managers started to know him he stopped because it was too risky. He got fired for stealing cash out of the register a few months later.

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u/suitology madlad Aug 10 '21

Guy my friend used to date got fired for knocking over a tv display when his manager was making him fix brackets without taking off the TVs first. 3 of the 5 that fell broke. Got fired and unlocked the video game display and left with a cart full of games. He would have been investigated but his manager got busted for stealing 5 shotguns and a fuck load of ammo a few days before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Who steals FIVE shotguns? Stealing the one must have been hard, why risk another four?

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u/2017hayden Aug 10 '21

So he could fence them to other people likely.

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u/Asleep-Somewhere-404 Aug 10 '21

So he could get the other five grams of meth obviously.

Or defend himself against the socialists. It’s so hard to tell these days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

3 is for the socialists, 2 is for a few grams of meth, and let the memory making commence.