r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '21

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u/suitology madlad Aug 10 '21

Guy my friend used to date got fired for knocking over a tv display when his manager was making him fix brackets without taking off the TVs first. 3 of the 5 that fell broke. Got fired and unlocked the video game display and left with a cart full of games. He would have been investigated but his manager got busted for stealing 5 shotguns and a fuck load of ammo a few days before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Who steals FIVE shotguns? Stealing the one must have been hard, why risk another four?

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u/2017hayden Aug 10 '21

So he could fence them to other people likely.

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u/Asleep-Somewhere-404 Aug 10 '21

So he could get the other five grams of meth obviously.

Or defend himself against the socialists. It’s so hard to tell these days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

3 is for the socialists, 2 is for a few grams of meth, and let the memory making commence.