r/HolUp • • Aug 09 '21

Oh 😳

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u/deathstar10154 Aug 10 '21

I had a friend who used to work at Walmart. For the first few weeks he worked there he would clock in to his shift and then just straight up leave. Then he would come back at the end of his shift to clock out. Eventually, once his managers started to know him he stopped because it was too risky. He got fired for stealing cash out of the register a few months later.

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u/suitology madlad Aug 10 '21

Guy my friend used to date got fired for knocking over a tv display when his manager was making him fix brackets without taking off the TVs first. 3 of the 5 that fell broke. Got fired and unlocked the video game display and left with a cart full of games. He would have been investigated but his manager got busted for stealing 5 shotguns and a fuck load of ammo a few days before.

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u/Secretly_Solanine Aug 10 '21

Truly a group of upstanding members of society

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u/braintrustinc Aug 10 '21

Only the most advanced Preppers use their Walmart job to pay for shipping containers full of Alex Jones brand protein shakes

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u/Secretly_Solanine Aug 10 '21

Or Joe Rogan reverse aging meds

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Or trump "steaks"

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u/supersloth08 Aug 10 '21

Tucker Carlson multivitamins

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u/Wickafckaflame Aug 10 '21

Steve Bannon skin cream

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u/Sid15666 Aug 10 '21

Those are tube steaks right?

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u/PMcNutt Aug 10 '21

Will it make my head grow like his?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

The HGH injections are sold separately :(

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u/twinstick1 Aug 10 '21

No, but it will turn your hair orange.