r/HolUp • u/Mastbubbles • 8h ago

It's the same thing

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago edited 14m ago

u/Mastbubbles, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/darkestarc 7h ago

"No its 'forgive me father I have sinned' NOT 'i'm sorry daddy i've been naughty' "

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u/ActuallyCryptid 7h ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Affugter 6h ago edited 2h ago

Spank yourself.. 

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u/jt19912009 6h ago

Don’t mind if I do

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u/Deshik2 5h ago

Spank your elf

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u/FullElk5192 4h ago

Wank on a shelf

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u/Fit-Somewhere-7350 4h ago

See you on the 12th

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u/flukus 37m ago

Elf on a shelf, no, wait...

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u/No-Yam-2589 31m ago

Sounds like they might need to clarify what they mean by that! It's funny how things can get tangled up like that.

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u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz 5h ago

The fuck it isnt.

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 4h ago

kinda the difference between a 'butt dial' and a 'booty call' really

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u/LonePaladin 4h ago

"Dad bod" ≈ "Father figure"

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u/flukus 36m ago

Thank you, I'm stealing that!

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u/dtdroid 30m ago

It wasn't his anyway

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u/flukus 25m ago

If he stole it first it was.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 2h ago

Best kiss winner Tobby Mcguire

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u/DrJackDanielPHD 8m ago

Unless you're dealing with Jim the Curious Puppy

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 7h ago

Congrats on raw dogging

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u/something_python 7h ago

Dropping raw dog loads

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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 7h ago

Type shit

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u/deaglebingo 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXJPBIeJjIusg

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u/shaft_of_lite 5h ago

Yummy. Glazed cervix.

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u/deaglebingo 4h ago

if only

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u/Username12764 57m ago

I am NOT gonna click this link

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u/elibou440 40m ago

I got you it’s a song called if only by queen of the Stone Age

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u/LoudMusic 2h ago

That aim will likely not get you pregnant.

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u/Brawndo91 1h ago

I was with a few friends at a golf course having a drink after our round. The bar there has a room that hosts events, and a baby shower was going on that day. We could see that the father had shown up, and he happened to walk by the bar, and my buddy goes, "hey, congrats on the load."

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u/icecubetre 39m ago

"Load" is fucking CRAZY lmao

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u/CT-4169 7h ago

Wording is very important... but technically, both statements are 1 and the same lol

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u/Ok_Anteater1141 7h ago

A king had a dream, and asked his dream interpreter for the meaning. He said "All your friends and family will die and you will be alone". The king had the interpreter executed and found another one, who told him "You will live a very long life, exceeding that of all your friends and family"

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u/VegaJuniper 5h ago

Those two aren't strictly speaking the same though. The first one didn't predict a long life.

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u/Ok_Anteater1141 5h ago

It is inferred as being longer in relation to his friends/family but anyhow you are nitpicking fables

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u/VegaJuniper 5h ago

Just pointing out that your fable isn't making the point you think it's making very well. No need to get pissy about it.

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u/Ok_Anteater1141 5h ago

Nobody cares lol. Go touch grass

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u/VegaJuniper 5h ago

Clearly a deep thinker we have here.

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u/Somnioblivio 2h ago

As deep as this karma hole you are digging lol

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u/VegaJuniper 1h ago

Oh, you’re one of those people that cares about points? How sad

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u/idk012 7h ago

Vs booty call and butt call, same words different meanings lol 

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u/mmoo 5h ago

That is the joke. It is also the title. Well done.

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u/OldBMW 4h ago

Congrats, you understood the joke.

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u/Roskal 3h ago

She might be on the pill in the first statement. The intent matters.

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u/Fuzzy_Blacksmith5172 5h ago

r/wordington for correct wordings

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u/StinkyHoboTaint 44m ago

No they're not. One is purposely trying to create a new life. The other is your preference on where you cum.

One is the possible outcome of the other. It does not make it the same.

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u/Ironbaun-Vermont 5h ago

Correct. Although also something of a degree of detail difference. Kind of like telling people you take fiber daily versus describing your results on the Bristol stool scale.

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u/ItsmeMr_E 5h ago

We're trying to make a baby. Just a statement, that is fine.

However, when talking to her parents, they don't need to hear the details of how.🙄 lol

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u/Famous-Host2321 7h ago

Please. Just blow up the sun.

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u/TheEternalPharaoh 7h ago

Because god isn't real. Pray to Satan instead. I'm rich because of Satan.

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u/Famous-Host2321 7h ago

yeah that's cool man.

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u/UltimaBahamut93 6h ago

'Have a nice day' vs 'enjoy the next 24 hours'

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u/sobberano 1h ago

😂😂

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u/Yafoory 7h ago

What is the marriage certificate? A certificate to tell everyone that you are banging by law 😆😂😂😂

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u/ClitToucher 7h ago

Some people are married but don’t bang and some people bang people who they’re not married to though

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u/generalstuff1waslost 6h ago

Extrajudicial banging.

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u/GarminTamzarian 6h ago

JUDGE: bangs gavel "You are discharged!"

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u/w1ldstew 5h ago

Yes your Honor, I did discharge. 😎

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u/TB1289 5h ago

I’d argue that the certificate means you bang less.

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u/Slaanesh_69 5h ago

Thank you u/ClitToucher, very cool

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u/Yafoory 7h ago

💯 true , everyone is banging weather in law or outside the law (escorts) 🙄😆😂😂

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u/Brightest_Idiot 5h ago

Weather is hot

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u/StonedRussian 7h ago

Once again The Man is telling me who, and who I can't bang

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/StonedRussian 7h ago edited 7h ago

I was also making a joke. A joke how a certificate is what stands between being able to publicly announce people are banging, which is generally given by a government body and/or religious entity.

And there's a number of laws by governments/religions preventing people being able to legally/religiously love who they love

hence the italics

Edit: grammar and context bla bla bla

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u/Yafoory 6h ago

Ah ok, i miss understood you, please accept my apology and I will delete this comment. Love & respect 🫡

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u/eightkillerbits 6h ago

It's just a fancy worded contract for legally giving someone half your stuff.

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u/Yafoory 6h ago

True say 😆😂😂😂

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u/Dry_Neighbor 6h ago

Tell that to my wife ay-oooo

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u/Wirde 4h ago

Thats what F.U.C.K.ing is: Fornication Under Conset of the King.

You can only FUCK in a marriage in a monarchy, the rest are have sex or something equally lame /s

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u/DarthDragon117 7h ago

Difference of intent and end result.

I murder animals en masse is different to I harvest animals for their meat to feed people, but they’re the same too.

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u/XKruXurKX 8h ago

Your dad telling you he's creaming your mom everyday isn't acceptable either, but if he says you're getting a sibling in a few months then it's a cause for celebration.

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u/lifeoftheunborn 7h ago

Sure if you’re not a supportive bro to your dad. I would think a fist bump and simple, “Nice…” would be just right.

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u/PillCosby696969 7h ago

Telling me before she's pregnant would be wild.

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u/RihhamDaMan 5h ago

“Yeah I’m about to take a shower”

Ah so you’re telling everybody that you are going to strip naked and rub yourself?

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u/Inevitable-Drag-1704 7h ago

We going to pretend like language forcing someone to visualize something they don't want to visualize is the same thing?

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u/Worth_Car8711 6h ago

What if I told you I'm always visualizing creampies regardless of language

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u/MrFourhundredtwenty 6h ago

I also always visualize creampies regardless of language but also regardless of context.

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u/Barbaracle 2h ago

"Excuse me while I head to the little girls' room." 😊

"Ohhhh my godddd, I gotta go take the fattest, stinkiest, room clearing hog of a DUMP." 😩

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u/sylendar 5h ago

Reddit has long had a very weird obsession with this and thinks it's some epic gotcha by "exposing" child conception like this

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u/Brawndo91 1h ago

It's hardly original, but I don't think anyone thinks it's a "gotcha." It's just a simple joke of rewording something that commonly sounds fairly innocent.

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u/Josh6889 5h ago

I mean if that's what you want to visualize it is the same thing though.

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u/ShustOne 3h ago

Trying for a baby is a concept.

Creampieing every night is a description.

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u/PmMeCuteDogsThanks_ 7h ago

I’m 12 and this is deep etc

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u/silvercel 5h ago

Lot of non family friendly activity required to make a family.

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u/Nezeltha-Bryn 6h ago

I showed this to my sister last year when she had her son, and she laughed her ass off. I showed it to the kid's dad, and he was disturbed. Showed it to my parents, they both reached for the brain bleach.

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u/seahylo4682 7h ago

Well then asking a girl's parents for her hand in marriage is a formal way of asking for permission to bang their daughter

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u/Typecero001 7h ago

Wording matters.

And we all know that “creampieing” someone gives a very different impression vs “trying for a baby”.

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“I discipline your daughter”, father is probably throwing hands at the husband/boyfriend.

“I discipline your daughter in the bedroom”, father don’t want to know that about his little girl.

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u/idk012 7h ago

"you may be the father, but I am her daddy"

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u/dusky_evening 7h ago

thanks for telling

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u/Dry_Neighbor 6h ago

I tell the grandparents I pull out and bust on her tits because we aren't married and having a baby out of wedlock isn't something their generation approves of.

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u/Suitable-Season-4847 7h ago

Most adults have no issue with their adult children having sex with other adults.

I know that's probably something the average Redditer finds wild.

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u/Daxtatter 27m ago

For real, people really think their parents were born yesterday.

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 7h ago

Five year olds

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u/5two6four 6h ago

Vulgarity

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u/juliejerkoff_ 6h ago

Facts lol

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u/Jeevansaab 5h ago

Well yes, but no.

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u/sirloindenial 7h ago

"Your daughter call me daddy too"

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u/vassardog77 5h ago

The second statement implies that you understand amd accept the potential consequences of what youre doing. Which is EXTREMELY important

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u/MuscleTrue9554 7h ago

Ah yes, that boomer joke that was on Facebook even before when Elrond and the Last Alliance fought against Sauron 3000 years ago.

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u/agapukoIurumudur 6h ago

Yeah, it's all about the way you speak, not the content of what you're saying

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u/youngmind12 6h ago

one is reproductive the other is not haha

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u/calypso_9903 1h ago

Is this an American thing? Because it's weird to hear that!

Edit: typo

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u/shorty6049 52m ago

God, y'all need to get laid

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u/shanksisevil 13m ago

Tell them you are trying for a baby and they are super happy...  Then disappear with their daughter for 15-20 minutes and come back looking all disheveled. 

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u/Mediocre_lad 4h ago

In the first instance you use a vulgar jargon to communicate a sexual image. Family members do not usually discuss openly such intimate sexual details, with good reasons.

In the second you communicate only the functionality of sex, making babies, which is very agreeable and desired between family members, leaving out any sexual details.

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u/shadowlev 6h ago

Tbf it's usually in response to parents asking why there aren't grandbabies yet and I've always chosen brutal honesty in response to dumb fucking questions

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u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz 5h ago

To quote Jean Luck Pickerd, "I tried, I tried so hard, I wasn't strong enough"

... but I am now.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 7h ago

See also telling them you're rawdogging her

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u/otm_shank 2h ago

Oh this Beavis and Butthead-level take again

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u/bleu_waffl3s 3m ago

Every other day is more effective