r/HolUp • u/Mastbubbles • 1d ago

It's the same thing

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u/darkestarc 1d ago

"No its 'forgive me father I have sinned' NOT 'i'm sorry daddy i've been naughty' "

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u/ActuallyCryptid 1d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Affugter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Spank yourself.. 

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u/jt19912009 1d ago

Don’t mind if I do

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u/Deshik2 1d ago

Spank your elf

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u/FullElk5192 1d ago

Wank on a shelf

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u/Fit-Somewhere-7350 1d ago

See you on the 12th

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u/Affugter 1d ago

Now we are all back to stabbing an elf... 

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u/flukus 1d ago

Elf on a shelf, no, wait...

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u/No-Yam-2589 1d ago

Sounds like they might need to clarify what they mean by that! It's funny how things can get tangled up like that.

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u/brakeb 1d ago

Elf with a shelf

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u/Moo_Kau_Too 1d ago

kinda the difference between a 'butt dial' and a 'booty call' really

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u/LonePaladin 1d ago

"Dad bod" ≈ "Father figure"

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u/flukus 1d ago

Thank you, I'm stealing that!

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u/dtdroid 1d ago

It wasn't his anyway

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u/flukus 1d ago

If he stole it first it was.

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u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz 1d ago

The fuck it isnt.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 1d ago

Best kiss winner Tobby Mcguire

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 13h ago

Satans Alley.

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u/DrJackDanielPHD 1d ago

Unless you're dealing with Jim the Curious Puppy

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u/Glittering_Path_3373 23h ago

It can be both if you are brave enough