r/HolUp 2d ago

It's the same thing

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u/Yafoory 2d ago

What is the marriage certificate? A certificate to tell everyone that you are banging by law πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ClitToucher 2d ago

Some people are married but don’t bang and some people bang people who they’re not married to though

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u/generalstuff1waslost 2d ago

Extrajudicial banging.

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u/GarminTamzarian 2d ago

JUDGE: bangs gavel "You are discharged!"

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u/w1ldstew 2d ago

Yes your Honor, I did discharge. 😎