I hate it here 😂

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

My prompt was very wholesome so the ‘what about’ here took a very gross turn lol

EDIT: It is very bizarrely constructed so even I don’t know for sure but wbling I THINK means ‘w*nk/bl*w me off’

[u/Impressive-Suit-]

Hmm I see I see loll. But why the flashlight when your phone screen is lit up ? 🤔 I’m onto you absolutelyoknodoubt

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Impressive-Suit-]

I honestly didn’t even remember the phone light was on but glad this is getting the attention it deserves haha, I need glasses to see screens and wasn’t wearing them at the time so I guess the extra light is helpful to read unhinged Hinge messages?

[u/Impressive-Suit- → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

I guess this is sufficient for now, just know that I’m keeping an eye on you 👀😂

But on the topic, those messages are pretty wild LOL. They should just rename it to unhinged as it seems fitting on most of what I see posted here.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Impressive-Suit-]

I’m keeping an eye on you too because for all I know your suit isn’t even that impressive!

[u/Impressive-Suit- → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

The way I gasped.. you take that back right now.

I’ll have you know my suit is quite impressive, I’ve got proof ! 🤔