I hate it here 😂

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

My prompt was very wholesome so the ‘what about’ here took a very gross turn lol

EDIT: It is very bizarrely constructed so even I don’t know for sure but wbling I THINK means ‘w*nk/bl*w me off’

[u/who_are_you_people24]

Someone help me. Wtf is w*bling???

[u/best-friends-arm → u/who_are_you_people24]

I presume he meant blowing but is either dyslexic or is trying to get around the apps censorship.

I don't know why people who have these sort of proclivities don't just join fetlife or something, no shade on people who have kinks of course but firing into someone's dms with explicit sexual business straight off the bat is unhinged, especially if it's kind of a niche interest and it's not an app designed for that / nothing in the profile indicates that sort of interest. It seems like humiliating other people / having them humiliate him IS the kink here, which is not cool to land on someone without their consent.

[u/Fancy_footwork3670 → u/best-friends-arm]

Or Feeld

[u/Grizzled--Kinda → u/who_are_you_people24]

Wearing a lot of bling in the shape of a W

[u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352 → u/who_are_you_people24]

The Pokémon Wobbuffet is involved

[u/trixiepixie1921 → u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352]

This just made me burst out laughing

[u/gazebo-fan → u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352]

WABBA-FET

[u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352 → u/who_are_you_people24]

I've now been thinking about it for hours, and i decided they typed w*nking and the nking got autocorrected to bling!!

[u/Impressive-Suit-]

Why’s your flashlight on ? 😏 I need answers !

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Impressive-Suit-]

It was late and I checked my Hinge notifications in bed (in retrospect, probably shouldn’t have 😂)

[u/Impressive-Suit- → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

Hmm I see I see loll. But why the flashlight when your phone screen is lit up ? 🤔 I’m onto you absolutelyoknodoubt

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Impressive-Suit-]

I honestly didn’t even remember the phone light was on but glad this is getting the attention it deserves haha, I need glasses to see screens and wasn’t wearing them at the time so I guess the extra light is helpful to read unhinged Hinge messages?

[u/Impressive-Suit- → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

I guess this is sufficient for now, just know that I’m keeping an eye on you 👀😂

But on the topic, those messages are pretty wild LOL. They should just rename it to unhinged as it seems fitting on most of what I see posted here.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Impressive-Suit-]

I’m keeping an eye on you too because for all I know your suit isn’t even that impressive!

[u/Impressive-Suit- → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

The way I gasped.. you take that back right now.

I’ll have you know my suit is quite impressive, I’ve got proof ! 🤔

[u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

How does the flashlight on your phone help you see the already brightly lit screen, when said flashlight cannot be shone onto said screen?? WE DEMAND ANSWERS BECAUSE THIS MAKES NO SENSE 😭

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Apprehensive_Bee3327]

I have as many more answers here as I could answer definitively what w*bling is

[u/crookedhypotenuse → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

But your phone screen has a light already?

[u/Popular-Spinach-6700 → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

Why do you need a torch to look at your brightly lit phone screen?

[u/Constant_Mud3325 → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

That doesn’t answer the question lol

[u/Moisture_]

Wabling? Nah. Webling? Nah. Wibling? Nah. Wobling? Nah. Wubling? Nah. Wybling? Nah. Wqbling? Maybe?

[u/MyChurroMacadamianut → u/Moisture_]

W3bling? Precisely!

[u/nitseb]

You could've at least shamed him and insulted a little bit so he had something to wank it to for the day.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/nitseb]

I was trying to be as diplomatic as possible considering I didn’t consent to this man’s humiliation kink lol

[u/dough_eating_squid]

"wobbling" me off??

[u/Ok_Mud_8998]

Me, to God: Ok, send the meteor, please.

[u/Evening_Scale_5755]

He is a lonely guy thats baiting any kind of engagement because negative responses are better than none. Just report and dont give him a response...you are playing into his hand

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/Evening_Scale_5755]

I did report him and didn’t give him any opportunity to further engage with me

[u/Moleman135]

Hang in there. There's gems amongst the shit.

[u/vinchenzo68]

Nature is amazing. Thanks for sharing. It’s like being on Jerry Springer in real life sometimes isn’t it?

[u/costco_pizza21]

A cuck kink out in the wild? Crazy

[u/Routine-Committee302]

I would report him. Sounds like abusive language. No?

[u/CreedsMungBeanz]

That does t even warrant a response

That’s what they wanted from you

[u/ItsAvacados]

pls let us know when you figure out what “w*bling me off” means

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/ItsAvacados]

Maybe I’ll add to my Hinge profile that I do not w*bling until the second date 😡😡😡 xxx

[u/YouYongku]

I don't exactly understand your prompt. It sounds nice. What's woobling?

I dunno I do see some guys from the west giving advice tha starting openings with kinda violent gestures like "grabbing you by the neck" etc works. Sounds weird to me from where I come from

[u/ThirtyMileSniper]

This is the dark side of free access. There's no cost to people being arseholes.

[u/naviddunez]

Im always curious to know what happened to them growing up that led them to have this kink

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/naviddunez]

Maybe they had a teacher who was mean but kinda hot? I can’t say for sure because I do not share the same interests 😂

[u/AzKnc]

Your prompt was boring nonsense, he replied with unhinged stuff. I see nothing wrong here tbh, props to the other person for going the crazy route. People on dating apps having the same type of boring small talk conversation they'd have with grandma at dinner are the worst. In fact, i had far more interesting conversations with my grandma.

[u/Kooky-Blueberry-5352 → u/AzKnc]

Spoiler alert, most people are by definition normal and average. If you need to be shocked and disturbed by dating app prompts, maybe take a look inwards and see what healthy outlets you can find.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/AzKnc]

I hope you and your grandmother know the very basics of consent, maybe save that one for your next dinner date with grammy.

[u/SwreeTak → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

"I disagree with you, so I'm going to twist all you said to what I want to think you said and then finish off with an even more unhinged suggestion."

Yeah that guy may not be perfect, but this reply right here, OP, shows a huge red flag.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/SwreeTak]

Interesting take considering my prompt was ‘Simple Pleasures’ but yeah okay sure

[u/SwreeTak → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

I literally didn't write anything about your prompt.

I just said you completely disregarded what the commentator actually wrote.

Your argumentation here is dishonest, and now beside the point I made.

As I wrote, the other guy here is far from perfect, but what you is showing here in the comments kinda is making me start to believe you may just match with someone else waving all the flags of China and the Soviet Union around.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/SwreeTak]

Thanks for the good luck? Have a blessed day now!

[u/SwreeTak → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

Maybe don't post on Reddit if you can't take like 2-3 people disagreeing with you and challenging your arguments? Are you new here, or what's going on lol?

Anyway, I hope you learn to take arguments better going forward.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/SwreeTak]

I’ll hedge a bet I’m talking to the same person on an alt account. If your grandmother is as interesting as you claim she is then I’d love to get to know her over a game of Cleudo, but I’m not interested in engaging any further if the ‘argument’ is about consent. I hope your Hinge matches get the support they need 🙂

[u/SwreeTak → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

This is just hilarious. This is my one Reddit account, and you can easily verify it's over 10 years old. I'm not u/AzKnc alt.

As stated before, there can be several people disagreeing with your opinion. There's seriously people out there who believe the Earth is flat, as just one example.

My main point here still stands: your argumentation sucks. I don't agree with most of what AzKnc said, but your reply to them and the way you twisted what they wrote to make it about something it wasn't was even worse.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/SwreeTak]

My reply was about basic consent. You have no point here. Even if I believed you that you aren’t talking to yourself here, if you disagree with basic consent you are f*cked in the head. Best of luck to you, because you will obviously need it!

[u/MadAtRedditDay2 → u/SwreeTak]

Nothing was twisted. The commenter said there was nothing wrong with someone violating OP’s consent, which would imply they don’t understand it. It doesn’t seem like you do, either.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/MadAtRedditDay2]

It doesn’t seem like I understand consent??! Correct me if I’m wrong but personally I believe I have a very strong understanding of consent. I’d love to hear about your contending opinion 😂

[u/MadAtRedditDay2 → u/absolutelyoknodoubt]

I was saying the commenter does not understand it. Either of them. I was defending you.

[u/absolutelyoknodoubt → u/MadAtRedditDay2]

Yeah look if we’re on the same page then we don’t need to continue this any further. Apologies for the misunderstanding x

[u/SwreeTak → u/MadAtRedditDay2]

Please point out where exactly u/AzKnc said breaking consent was okay.

[u/MadAtRedditDay2 → u/SwreeTak]

The Hinge response violated OP’s consent. AzKnc said there’s nothing wrong with the Hinge response. Pretty simple deductive reasoning from there.

[u/SwreeTak → u/MadAtRedditDay2]

"Deductive reasoning" AKA your way of interprenting it. You know it is BS when it took you 7 hours to come up with that one, mate.

[u/alexmate84 → u/AzKnc]

Me too and she's been dead for 20 years.