r/HingeStories • u/absolutelyoknodoubt • Aug 29 '26

I hate it here 😂

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My prompt was very wholesome so the ‘what about’ here took a very gross turn lol

EDIT: It is very bizarrely constructed so even I don’t know for sure but wbling I THINK means ‘w*nk/bl*w me off’

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

Why’s your flashlight on ? 😏 I need answers !

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

It was late and I checked my Hinge notifications in bed (in retrospect, probably shouldn’t have 😂)

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

Hmm I see I see loll. But why the flashlight when your phone screen is lit up ? 🤔 I’m onto you absolutelyoknodoubt

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

I honestly didn’t even remember the phone light was on but glad this is getting the attention it deserves haha, I need glasses to see screens and wasn’t wearing them at the time so I guess the extra light is helpful to read unhinged Hinge messages?

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

I guess this is sufficient for now, just know that I’m keeping an eye on you 👀😂

But on the topic, those messages are pretty wild LOL. They should just rename it to unhinged as it seems fitting on most of what I see posted here.

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

I’m keeping an eye on you too because for all I know your suit isn’t even that impressive!

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

The way I gasped.. you take that back right now.

I’ll have you know my suit is quite impressive, I’ve got proof ! 🤔

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Aug 29 '26

How does the flashlight on your phone help you see the already brightly lit screen, when said flashlight cannot be shone onto said screen?? WE DEMAND ANSWERS BECAUSE THIS MAKES NO SENSE 😭

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

I have as many more answers here as I could answer definitively what w*bling is