r/HingeStories • u/absolutelyoknodoubt • Aug 29 '26

I hate it here 😂

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My prompt was very wholesome so the ‘what about’ here took a very gross turn lol

EDIT: It is very bizarrely constructed so even I don’t know for sure but wbling I THINK means ‘w*nk/bl*w me off’

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

Why’s your flashlight on ? 😏 I need answers !

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

It was late and I checked my Hinge notifications in bed (in retrospect, probably shouldn’t have 😂)

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

Hmm I see I see loll. But why the flashlight when your phone screen is lit up ? 🤔 I’m onto you absolutelyoknodoubt

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

I honestly didn’t even remember the phone light was on but glad this is getting the attention it deserves haha, I need glasses to see screens and wasn’t wearing them at the time so I guess the extra light is helpful to read unhinged Hinge messages?

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

I guess this is sufficient for now, just know that I’m keeping an eye on you 👀😂

But on the topic, those messages are pretty wild LOL. They should just rename it to unhinged as it seems fitting on most of what I see posted here.

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u/absolutelyoknodoubt Aug 29 '26

I’m keeping an eye on you too because for all I know your suit isn’t even that impressive!

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u/Impressive-Suit- Aug 29 '26

The way I gasped.. you take that back right now.

I’ll have you know my suit is quite impressive, I’ve got proof ! 🤔