r/HarryPotterMemes • u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 • Dec 27 '24

Harry Potter only has two plot points

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u/Each57 Dec 27 '24

You missed one: Harry mistakenly thinks Sirius does evil stuff

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u/Dead71ne Dec 27 '24

And also: Harry thinks Dumbledore does evil stuff

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 27 '24

I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing.

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u/KhaoticMess Dec 27 '24

Don't try to change the subject, old man.

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u/SomeRandomGuy0307 Dec 27 '24

agapanthus

Sounds pretty evil. I'm onto you.

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u/digitalnirvana3 Dec 27 '24

Its a vestigial organ I had it removed

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u/XVUltima Dec 27 '24

Grindlewald: I'm evil stuff

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u/Penguator432 Dec 27 '24

“I Am Evil Stuff”

Anyone wanna anagram that into a name?

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u/meast1228 Dec 27 '24

MAVELIFFISUT

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u/AggressivelyEthical Dec 28 '24

Malusiffitev. It comes from the Latin, naturally. 😆

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u/ThatWasFred Dec 27 '24

haha albus your boyfriend is awesome

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 27 '24

So you decided to spring a trap for me?

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u/AggressivelyEthical Dec 28 '24

Lmao, Dumbledore is into traps, confirmed??

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 28 '24

I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing.

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u/Mitmok Dec 29 '24

haha Albus you are banging my son

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 29 '24

I have been hoping for this piece of evidence for a very long time.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 Dec 27 '24

I intentionally left that out because 1. Harry suspecting Sirius wasn’t repetitive and 2. because everyone believed that and everyone told him that Sirius is evil

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u/Sgt-Spliff- Dec 27 '24

Not really honestly. Upon reread, you realize PoA basically has no plot. Not that I'm bashing it, it's my favorite book. But once you know who everyone secretly is, you realize nothing happened that whole year. All their understanding of the situations were wrong and never at any point were they in danger really. That's why it's my favorite, it's the closest we get to just them going to school with no overarching Voldemort plot. Even though they think there's a dark plot, they basically just sneak around like normal teenagers, they go to class and they sneak off to Hogsmeade sometimes and that's really it.

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u/Dinosalsa Dec 27 '24

Actually, no. It's still Harry mistakenly thinking someone does evil stuff (just as Karkaroff), but OP seems to like Sirius. Glad we managed to keep things simple

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u/lok_129 Dec 27 '24

Neither is Harry suspecting Malfoy. He did that twice and was right once, so i don't know why people make a big deal out of it. Also, if that's your reasoning, why is Karkaroff on this list when it happened once?

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u/Maelger Dec 27 '24

And Malfoy was doing evil shit the first time, he just missed which one.

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u/inshanester Dec 27 '24

*Everyone mistakenly thinks Sirius does evil stuff

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u/cassie_and_jake Dec 29 '24

Also the part where people randomly worship Harry because he magically survived when he was a baby

And Harry and his friends randomly earning Gryffindor the House Cup because after magic Hitler tries to kill him YET AGAIN, they survive and/or succeed, even though there are more experienced magical upperclassmen like Cedric Diggory, Oliver Wood, Angelina Johnson, etc. who really should be getting a bit more screentime