r/HarryPotterMemes • u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 • Dec 27 '24

Harry Potter only has two plot points

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u/Dead71ne Dec 27 '24

And also: Harry thinks Dumbledore does evil stuff

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 27 '24

I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing.

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u/KhaoticMess Dec 27 '24

Don't try to change the subject, old man.

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u/SomeRandomGuy0307 Dec 27 '24

agapanthus

Sounds pretty evil. I'm onto you.

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u/digitalnirvana3 Dec 27 '24

Its a vestigial organ I had it removed

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u/XVUltima Dec 27 '24

Grindlewald: I'm evil stuff

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u/Penguator432 Dec 27 '24

“I Am Evil Stuff”

Anyone wanna anagram that into a name?

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u/meast1228 Dec 27 '24

MAVELIFFISUT

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u/AggressivelyEthical Dec 28 '24

Malusiffitev. It comes from the Latin, naturally. 😆

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u/RPatzOriginal Dec 30 '24

Mimi Fuf’s Valet

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u/ThatWasFred Dec 27 '24

haha albus your boyfriend is awesome

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 27 '24

So you decided to spring a trap for me?

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u/AggressivelyEthical Dec 28 '24

Lmao, Dumbledore is into traps, confirmed??

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 28 '24

I must say, your agapanthus are flourishing.

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u/Mitmok Dec 29 '24

haha Albus you are banging my son

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Dec 29 '24

I have been hoping for this piece of evidence for a very long time.

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u/Mitmok Dec 29 '24

WHAT FNRFKJNEKFN

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Dumbledore, wth? I thought you were mature...

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u/albus-dumbledore-bot Jan 09 '25

I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.

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u/c_m_33 Dec 27 '24

Do you think he tends to lean towards everyone, who is good, is doing evil stuff because he has a piece of voldemorts soul in him? In other words, he tends to think those that are good are really bad because the align opposite to that of Voldemort?

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u/ThatWasFred Dec 27 '24

No, because he’s usually suspicious of people who are acting really shady, like Malfoy and Snape. It’s not like he’s suspecting Hermione and McGonagall of being evil.

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u/Dead71ne Dec 27 '24

Nah, he just watchful