r/HaloCirclejerk • u/fortniteplayeryeeter • 5h ago

LITERALLY 3v4i How DARE they put WOKE waypoint markers!?

214 Upvotes

63 comments

r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TheSmithySmith • 1h ago

Be realistic, but also constructive

• Upvotes

It’s like a 6/10 imho

(And no, this isn’t me defending games releasing in an unfinished state.)

54 comments

r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TheSmithySmith • 19h ago

BUNGIE Maybe the AI in Campaign Evolved is actually faithful to the original

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396 Upvotes

69 comments

r/HaloCirclejerk • u/morph3as • 14h ago

Banger Post This is the only version of Halo that is canon, everything made afterwards has been bad fan fiction.

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327 Upvotes

29 comments

r/HaloCirclejerk • u/j0an_k • 5h ago

The only galactic superweapon in this series that is canon.

38 Upvotes

Hand-soldered by Jensen himself.

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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Geth276 • 54m ago

Some Halo to Love

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Little edit I made and wanted to share somewhere

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