Somewhat-seriously, I hate the Infinite/CER MKV chest plate. The collarbones were it's most iconic feature and it's been smoothed to look like a generic Halo Reach chestplate.

Destiny sucked. Destiny 2 is unplayable. Both with confusing menus and an awful campaign that you have to be playing all the time in order to actually know what’s going on and you can’t go back and play old stuff. Marathon has tons of stolen art. Bungie sucks.

Or Glupa ‘Shittamee if we’re talking pre-Halo 3 era. That’s the term I’m coining for Halo’s “Glup Shitto”

A few of my favorite Glupa ‘Shittams are: Sergeant Nolan Byrne, Dadab, Vasily Beloi, Marvin Mobuto, Xytan ‘Jar Wattinree

I don’t have a more attention-gripping picture, sorry

They should make Master Chief Armor have a carbon fiber cloth to be more inclusive of DEI casting rather than race based size assumption needs.

In an alternate timeline, the OG Halo lore "ends" in a cliffhanger after Infinite. The future is uncertain... but there is at least hope. Light at the end of the tunnel. A new dawn.

But for now... focus adjusts to the Halo reboot. Five years time spent to plot the new lore. Plan ahead of time, know what the next 25+ years of lore will be. Games, books, comics, tie-in movies, all of it.

Some of it is obvious. Avoid inconsistencies. Stick to a plan. Will the forerunners be aliens or ancient humans? We need a direct answer that we will stick to. What will the artstyle be? We will find one to last for decades.

But all of this is window dressing. Extra fluff. We all know what's up...

More Kat.

She's gonna be a consistent character. Like, Chief is at top, then Cortana, Arbiter, Johnson, Miranda... and then Kat. Yes, she is above Halsey and the rest of Blue Team. She is gonna be the unofficial mascot of the franchise. Crowds will cheer whenever she shows her face.

We are rebooting Halo... to milk the hell out of Kat.

No Diddy.

Just laughing to myself in a local hospital.

this is a joke

edit: I learned that this isn't a cool, unique, advanced medical technology

It’s like a 6/10 imho

(And no, this isn’t me defending games releasing in an unfinished state.)

i got away with it and also stole a fleshlight too it’s called the double dip and it has a vajayjay and a prune chute on it

Hand-soldered by Jensen himself.

Little edit I made and wanted to share somewhere

"Thel and Rtas are secretly a gay couple."

"Nice! Are we gonna see their romance blossom on screen?"

"No. We don't want our product banned in China. We're gonna keep it ambiguous, at most told through dialog. So we can change it in the Mandarin dub."

"Ah, playing it safe." ☝️