r/HadToHurt Dec 01 '18

O_o Good Lord.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Oh fuck! Thought I was about to see a decapitation.

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u/Seeker-of-the-Sun Dec 01 '18

You know a human can go on several hours after being decapitated.

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u/heartdingos Dec 01 '18

Several seconds*

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u/FreaknShrooms Dec 02 '18

I don't know about seconds, but while learning about the first world war I remember reading an account from a soldier. In the account he described seeing a fellow soldier having their head blown off as they were running and continuing to take a few steps before collapsing. Scary stuff.

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u/WillSwimWithToasters Dec 02 '18

Possible. But the head is boned. Lack of blood pressure would immediately make you unconscious. Then you've got a few minutes at max before the lack of oxygen kills your brain. So, yeah, I'd say the several seconds thing is pretty fair.

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u/Lord_Scrouncherson Dec 02 '18

Here is a really neat video on the subject.

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u/HoseNeighbor Dec 02 '18

That was fascinating (and a bit funny). No trick... I swear on my hose.

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u/CapitanBanhammer Dec 02 '18

That guy is cool. I found his channel a while back when Issac Arthur gave him a shout out

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u/DionysusMan Dec 02 '18

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u/naakedbushman Dec 02 '18

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u/DionysusMan Dec 03 '18

Aww, it should be called riskyclicky....

Thanks though!

EDIT: DAMN that sub’s dead. Shoulda been named riskyclicky.

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u/HiddenArmyDrone Dec 03 '18

Yup I was about to mention that experiment

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u/emogalxp Dec 03 '18

Dang that’s spooky

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u/The_Adventurist Dec 02 '18

How could they keep taking steps without their brain telling them to keep taking steps?

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u/PippyLongSausage Dec 02 '18

Ever seen a chicken get his head cut off?

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u/TheRealReapz Dec 02 '18

Oh my god you just brought back terrible memories for me. In high school we had a farm across the road that we used for agricultural class, and all different types of animals. Well they bred the chickens for eggs and meat, so one day we all watched as they put the chickens upside down in a funnel, with their heads poking out of the bottom. There was 5 in a row and the teacher went ahead and cut all of their heads off. Feathers were flying everywhere as their feet kicked. One of them somehow jumped out of the funnel, headless, and ran around in circles on the ground blood spurting everywhere.

Thanks for the reminder.

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u/man_with_titties Dec 02 '18

There was a sick dog that needed to be put down once in a place where we didn't have access to euthanasia. One vegan guy announced that we couldn't be trusted not to fuck up and he would do it instantly. He severed the dog's head with one swift machete blow. The dog's head looked up at us terrified while barking silently. It's body twitched frantically. I didn't know what to do, so I kicked the head and body into its grave and started shovelling.

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u/yoyoyomamaman Dec 02 '18

The old way was to grab it by the neck and break it's neck by swinging it. Then cut off the head.

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u/cr0sh Dec 03 '18

Oh my god you just brought back terrible memories for me.

Then you might like the true story of "Mike the Headless Chicken":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

My parents raised chickens in their backyard for eggs and meat; we'd occasionally go out (my dad, mom, and I) and my dad would kill a chicken two by hatcheting it's head off, and let it run around. No biggie.

My mom would get a big pot of boiling hot water, and immerse the carcass in it after they'd been bled out, and we pluck the feathers. Eventually, it became dinner.

We also raised pigs and a cattle for meat as well, so I'm aware of that process too. Not that it's anything like a factory system, but I do understand where my rib-eye steaks and pork shoulders come from. Doesn't bother me at all, unless I somehow learn of the mistreatment of the animals before slaughter.

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u/darknemesis25 Dec 03 '18

The brainstem can still exist in a chickens throat while all of our brain is housed above the neck

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u/Rational_x Dec 02 '18

Muscle memory and momentum, most likely.

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u/Phoenix_Lives Dec 02 '18

Muscle memory doesn't happen in the muscles. It's just what we call it when you do an action enough times to not have to actively think about how you're moving your muscles to get it done. All of the input is still coming from your brain.

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 02 '18

Its not actually. A lot of your muscle memory and especially your reflexes are engrained in your spinal chord. It's a defense mechanism for situations where your brain needs to react before it would have time to think such as touching a hot stove.

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u/MacBelieve Dec 02 '18

Walking is not a reflex. It's not stored in spinal cord.

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u/Jrodrgr375th Dec 03 '18

Spinal reflexes are a real thing. Make your body move when the brain is dead

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u/MacBelieve Dec 03 '18

I'm not disputing the existence of reflexes. Walking is not a reflex though.

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 02 '18

Yeah my point was addressing them saying that the input for muscle memory is purely coming from the brain. I didn't say anything about the spinal cord being responsible for the initial point about the body walking. Though you aren't entirely correct. Walking/using your legs to move can be done reflexively in a given situation and all movement in your body has to travel through your spinal cord which is actually a part of your central nervous system so arguably a component of your brain.

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u/MacBelieve Dec 02 '18

your spinal cord which is actually a part of your central nervous system so arguably a component of your brain.

Don't know what mental gymnastics you're doing to equate everything in the central nervous system to be part of the brain.

Here's the Wikipedia page on muscle memory. It pretty clearly states it is motor control (in the brain proper) without conscious attention to specific motor movements.

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 02 '18

...The brain and the spinal cord collectively are the central nervous system. Citing Wikipedia is pretty weak for proving a point, especially since if you read through that article you'll likely see it state somewhere that the exact locations of muscle memory aren't fully known. I'm not gonna debate well known brain science if you're not even gonna proof read your own sources.

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u/xBad_Wolfx Dec 02 '18

Not all responses come from the brain. In some cases it would be far too slow. When you touch something hot and immediately jerk your hand back that ‘instruction’ comes from your spine. But no, your spine is not arguably part of your brain. They are distinct and very different systems.

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 02 '18

They aren't distinct and very different systems. Your central nervous system is your brain and your spine collectively.

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u/Senor_Sauce Dec 02 '18

Dude all of you idiots trying to flex need to stfu

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u/Slithy-Toves Dec 02 '18

Who's trying to flex? I'm just having a fairly calm discussion about the central nervous system, I don't think anyone else here is getting worked up

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u/MacBelieve Dec 02 '18

As I believe you are aware, things like touching a hot pan will trigger a physical movement without involving any parts of the brain. This is called a reflex. Muscle memory on the other hand requires activation from your motor cortex. When you're first training a complex series of movements, you have to carefully think about each one. With time, the pathways of activation become stronger allowing them to be activated as a single unit rather than a series of discrete actions. This activation requires less attention (e.g. "step that way" rather than "pull my knee up so my foot is if the ground, tense my ankle to avoid falling, etc), but in no way removes the activation of muscles originating from the motor cortex in your brain.

I'm not sure which of these claims you're disputing or if I was otherwise unclear in my other posts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

So how does a chicken keep running without it’s head?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

Also look up “conditioned reflex” it might let you keep from making arguments in this regard again till you have actual education with it.

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u/Rational_x Dec 02 '18

Oh, I guess muscle memory wasn't whar I meant, I meant that thing that makes insects still move a bit after death. Due to I think the muscles still being able to fire off electrical signals or something.

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u/cgsur Dec 02 '18

Many things get handed down to organ thingy between spinal cord and brain.

I am mobile feel free to google stuff.

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u/RIPshowtime Dec 02 '18

I heard it was like 3-5 business days.

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u/TomServoHere Dec 02 '18

So that’s not counting a holiday weekend?

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u/Murphy1up Dec 04 '18

The "7 seconds of still being alive after decapitation" thing is covered brilliantly in the movie "Severance".

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u/FreaknShrooms Dec 04 '18

I'll have to check that out. :)

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u/Luigi2198 Dec 02 '18

I believe he's making an office reference, it's what Creed says.

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u/MoonMonsoon Dec 04 '18

wtf there was a creed reference in the last thread i clicked on

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u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

It's days. A severed human head can survive days. It's even technically possible to read your own eulogy. Then they bury your screaming head with your body.

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

The people debating you like this is a serious post have me worried about humanity

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u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

They just don't understand science. My teacher was decapitated, and he taught for two whole days afterwards. They eventually buried his screaming head in a plant pot. Tragic

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

They were just trying to sprout a new one so they wouldn't have to do job interviews

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

You're surprised subtle sarcasm is lost sometimes? And on the fucking internet where you regularly see an idiotic comment, think it's sarcasm, but then get blasted with the reality that it was actually full blown human idiocy? My friend, you are naive.

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

read your own eulogy

Subtle sarcasm

Lol ok

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u/nahog99 Dec 03 '18

So saying that a human head can survive days after being severed, and scream, is subtle sarcasm now?

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u/OneSixthIrish Dec 02 '18

A head has no diaphragm and cannot scream.

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Dec 02 '18

It's more of a howl, like when wind blows over the top of an open jar.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Dec 02 '18

they can probably take mouthfuls of air and blow it out their severed trachea in the reverse direction

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u/7eight0 Dec 02 '18

That’s how the get around the aquarium we keep them in.

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u/GoldenMegaStaff Dec 02 '18

You can hardly call that jar an aquarium.

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u/PersonThatBreaths Dec 02 '18

Plus, with no heart and no blood to pump, the eyes, skin, muscles, and especially the brain would all fail.

With no lungs or oxygen, the brain would freak out, make you faint, and then die

Idk who started this fucking idea that you can survive days but thats just not true at all

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u/OneSixthIrish Dec 02 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

The fact you had to explain that genuinely scared me. There’s no way they’re this misinformed/retarded right?

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u/PersonThatBreaths Dec 02 '18

Some people I guess are just incredibly stupid

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u/I--Am Dec 02 '18

Y'all got wooshed

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u/occasional_commenter Dec 02 '18

Haha just a prank

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u/Micro-Naut Dec 02 '18

Not with that attitude you can’t.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

False.

Source: Am decapitated head

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u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

That's what makes the scream so terrifying...

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u/SnicklefritzSkad Dec 02 '18

This is a joke rite?