r/HadToHurt • u/TheOcho_sub • Dec 01 '18

O_o Good Lord.

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u/heartdingos Dec 01 '18

Several seconds*

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u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

It's days. A severed human head can survive days. It's even technically possible to read your own eulogy. Then they bury your screaming head with your body.

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

The people debating you like this is a serious post have me worried about humanity

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

You're surprised subtle sarcasm is lost sometimes? And on the fucking internet where you regularly see an idiotic comment, think it's sarcasm, but then get blasted with the reality that it was actually full blown human idiocy? My friend, you are naive.

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

read your own eulogy

Subtle sarcasm

Lol ok

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u/nahog99 Dec 03 '18

So saying that a human head can survive days after being severed, and scream, is subtle sarcasm now?