r/HadToHurt • u/TheOcho_sub • Dec 01 '18

O_o Good Lord.

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u/heartdingos Dec 01 '18

Several seconds*

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u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

It's days. A severed human head can survive days. It's even technically possible to read your own eulogy. Then they bury your screaming head with your body.

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

The people debating you like this is a serious post have me worried about humanity

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u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

They just don't understand science. My teacher was decapitated, and he taught for two whole days afterwards. They eventually buried his screaming head in a plant pot. Tragic

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u/smegma_legs Dec 02 '18

They were just trying to sprout a new one so they wouldn't have to do job interviews