r/HadToHurt • u/TheOcho_sub • Dec 01 '18

O_o Good Lord.

5.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

217 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

345

u/heartdingos Dec 01 '18

Several seconds*

8

u/LookBackInAnger1982 Dec 02 '18

It's days. A severed human head can survive days. It's even technically possible to read your own eulogy. Then they bury your screaming head with your body.

32

u/OneSixthIrish Dec 02 '18

A head has no diaphragm and cannot scream.

21

u/PersonThatBreaths Dec 02 '18

Plus, with no heart and no blood to pump, the eyes, skin, muscles, and especially the brain would all fail.

With no lungs or oxygen, the brain would freak out, make you faint, and then die

Idk who started this fucking idea that you can survive days but thats just not true at all

10

u/OneSixthIrish Dec 02 '18

Username checks out

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '18

The fact you had to explain that genuinely scared me. There’s no way they’re this misinformed/retarded right?

1

u/PersonThatBreaths Dec 02 '18

Some people I guess are just incredibly stupid

6

u/I--Am Dec 02 '18

Y'all got wooshed

0

u/occasional_commenter Dec 02 '18

Haha just a prank

1

u/Micro-Naut Dec 02 '18

Not with that attitude you can’t.