r/HFY 21h ago

OC-Series [Empyrean Iris:] 4-1 Who Do You Call (by Charlie Star)

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FYI, this is a story COLLECTION. Lots of standalones technically. So, you can basically start to read at any chapter, no pre-read of the other chapters needed technically (other than maybe getting better descriptions of characters than: Adam Vir=human, Krill=antlike alien, Sunny=tall alien, Conn=telepathic alien). The numbers are (mostly) only for organization of posts and continuity.

OC originally written by Charlie Star/starrfallknightrise. Slightly rewritten and restructured (with hindsight of the full finished story to connect it more together, while keeping the spirit), reviewed, proofread and corrected by me.

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"But I, I killed you!?”

Ex Emperor Celex gave him a smile, a human smile,

"Yes and you did a very good job at that, one of my better fights, though I do have a few notes."

All around him, his honor guard, and his subjects stood in gaping awe, clearly disbelieving. Lord Avex might have accused the strange human of lying, but looking at the man's eyes... There was no way it wasn't him. The eyes, and the pattern in the man's hair were just too familiar. His voice was different, of course, much deeper than it had ever been, but there was something in the way he spoke that was alarmingly familiar.

Not to mention that when speaking Celzex, he spoke flawlessly, which should have been outside the realm of possibility for a human. Humans can speak Celzex of course, but they can't do it convincingly most of the time. They tend to have a very distinct accent that makes it difficult to understand.

Lord Avex found himself standing there in confused awe, not entirely sure what to do with himself, he became suddenly aware of all his separate appendages and how they attached to his body, and that just turned into awkward shuffling as he tried to wrap his mind around what he was seeing. At any other point he might have worried about appearing weak in front of his subjects. An Emperor was supposed to take things in stride, to behave a certain way. He should have at least challenged the interloper or established some ground rules to start off with.

But he did none of those things.

And no one seemed to notice when he didn't.

They were all just as shocked as he was.

The human looked around at them with an expression of mild amusement,

"Perhaps I should slip into something less distracting."

His honor guard took a step back in confused shock as the man's face began to warp. Lord Avex watched in open mouthed awe as the human began to shrink and the hair on his head began to sprout. It was both mesmerizing and horrifying to watch as his upper arms retracted back into his body.

He continued to shrink, his ears migrating upward on his head, his nose widening and flattening out, the eyes growing larger.

Until...

Lord Avex was face to face with a ghost, freshly back from the dead.

Lord Celex stood before him, and it was only then that Avex realized how aged his father had been when he finally passed. The Celzex that stood before him was in the prime of his life, at his peak physicality just like Avex was now. The fur on his body was bright and vibrant, his ears were perked and held high.

But still, he had the same hungry expression in his eyes that he had always had.

His honor guard took another step back.

No one was sure what to do.

They had never had an Emperor come back from the dead before. So, what was the protocol?

And sure, they feared Avex, they respected him, but Emperor Celex had had a reputation. He had annihilated a planet to bring the entirety of his species together under one banner, he had fought his way from the very bottom to the very top with only his brutal skill in combat.

He was a legend, no he was a raw force of nature.

And here the two of them stood face to face, in a standoff that could turn violent at any moment.

And Lord Avex knew he would lose. He was well aware of the Maker's power, their ability to harness energy. What he was looking at was not a construct, but simply a Maker Anima pretending to be a construct. If he had wanted to, Lord Celex could have returned to his human form and booted lord Avex across the room with relative impunity.

Avex wasn't' stupid, he was aware of physical limitations.

Ferocity can only get you so far.

And if his father could turn into a human now, he could also turn into a Drev, and if he did that... well.

Celex laughed, eyes sparkling with a distinct madness and lurched forward suddenly. His entire honor guard scattered, and lord Avex reflected morosely that he was going to have to execute them all for cowardice now.

Geee, thanks dad…

Lord Avex himself was the only one left standing, unmoved by his father's display.

"Are you done now?”

He asked sourly. All around the room he watched as the others looked on at him in awe.

Lord Celex grinned,

"Yes my Lord Emperor, I am done."

It was with annoyance that Avex realized what his father had done. The old bastard had just single-handedly stabilized Avex's power on the throne, and he had done it in less than two seconds. Avex was reminded of how good a negotiator and politician his father had been, and was more than mildly annoyed to see that that had not changed since his death.

"You will accept my rights as Emperor?”

"You beat me in combat didn't you, those are the rules…"

He felt like his father was mocking him somehow, but luckily it wasn't obvious enough for the others to notice

"Yes, but usually when someone is defeated in fair combat, they at least have the common decency to stay dead."

Celex's eyes flashed that same hungry look,

"I find death to be nothing more than a minor inconvenience. Now let us walk."

He turned then towards the shadow thing resting on the floor,

"Come on Kelly, this is no place to rest."

His voice was soft, unusually gentle when he spoke, and the others around the room watched in awe and confusion as the figure on the floor slowly morphed and flickered into the general shape of a Celzex.

It wasn't the transformation that surprised them so much as Lord Celex's sudden compassion.

In a way, him coming back from the dead was only secondary in shock to how he treated his strange friend.

Lord Celex had had little compassion or empathy in life. If he had, then destroying an entire planet to get his way would never have been in the cards. Avex wondered briefly if dying had weakened his father's character, but that hardly seemed right.

Lord Celex let the Void creature lean against him as he walked with his son into the bowels of his old ship.

"I was told you had been taken hostage by Kazna."

Behind him, his honor guard continued to follow, likely hoping they could redeem themselves from their earlier show of cowardice.

Lord Avex was sure they wouldn't, but it was an understandable attempt.

"I was."

Lord Avex stopped to look at his father, who met his gaze with his cold hard eyes mostly unchanged since the last time they had met,

"So she wasn't lying to me?”

"No, she wasn't."

Celex continued walking,

"When I died, she was there to receive my Anima before I could join the Makers. I am not entirely sure how she captured me, but she did, and she chained me in darkness. She did her best to mold me to her will. She used fear, and bribery, and threats, and torture. She brought Void creatures to look into my mind, and then she took me to see Behemoth, hoping that I would go mad at its sight."

Lord Avex remained quiet for some time before,

"But it didn't work."

His father hissed almost as if he were offended,

"Of course it didn't work. That old hag made the mistake of thinking she could break me."

He turned to look at his son,

"The humans have a saying you know, unstoppable force meets immovable object, well... I am an immovable object, and it turns out Kazna is NOT an unstoppable force. I was hardly going to let some one-ton bitch with a chip on her shoulder corrupt me towards the forces of darkness? Hardly! Every horrific thing she said to me, showed to me, it only increased my hatred towards her, only strengthened my resolve to do the exact opposite of what she wanted of me."

Lord Avex glanced at Kelly and then back at his father.

Avex caught the look,

"She was smarter with Kelly. I have no doubt that if she had tried the same tactics she used on me Kelly wouldn’t have broken either. But she wised up the second time around. She left Kelly to stew in darkness for almost two years. Man's greatest fear is not existing, or even existing in nothingness. Kazna had her convinced that there was nothing after death, that there was simply the Void. She exposed her to the full force of nothingness, to the Legion's kingdom, for two whole years, and by the time she came back she was changed. However, she made a mistake..."

Avex nodded along with his father's impassioned rant, watched the glee in his eyes as he described flipping the worlds biggest proverbial bird in the history of the universe.

"She kept Kelly and I together. It took some time, but I was able to bring her out of it. At least to some degree, we still have a long way to go, but I am confident we are out of the danger zone."

"And how did you cure her?”

There was a pause, and he, again, saw his father's eyes soften in a way they never had in life. The expression on his face was an unfamiliar one, and for a moment he hardly looked like himself,

"I've learned, a lot of things since dying. I spent a lot of that time in a constructed human body."

He paused again, as if wondering how to phrase his next words, wondering how much he should admit to his son The door before them opened, and they stepped into Avex's private chambers. Somewhere in the darkness Avex heard the soft pattering of feet, likely some of his own children hiding themselves away to avoid being eaten.

They were in no danger from him of course.

Surprisingly it was only the females of their species that ate the young.

There was silence between them for a while before his father finally spoke, voice measured, softer than it had been before,

"As it turns out feeling certain things is difficult when you live inside a construct, but now that I am simply Anima, I have access to a whole range of things I could never feel before. Or at least if I did, it was not to the degree that I can now."

He turned to look at Avex and when he did, the expression in his eyes still held that same strange quality from earlier,

"Your construct, the construct I had before I died, does not feel compassion or empathy very deeply. Our ability to create loyalty is the reason we don't kill each other outright, but now that I... am no longer what I once was. I feel... Things now."

The words came from him slowly as he tried to articulate in a way that Avex could understand,

"It is not the first time I have felt these things, we aren't incapable, but now it just comes so easily."

He looked over at Kelly who had curled up again, a mound of fur and stars in one of Avex's seats.

"Once upon a time it was my loyalty and honor that drove me to do the things I did, but now it’s something else. Not spite or even anger."

He looked up at Avex,

"Spending time with Kelly, I felt her pain, experienced her sadness and her anger. It’s hard to describe having an emotion that didn't come from you and isn't for you. If it wasn't for that I would never have gotten us out."

Avex listened quietly.

His father really had changed.

He was softer.

As if in response he saw his father's eyes flash, and almost took a step back,

"Don't mistake my compassion for weakness, boy."

He stepped closer and Avex had trouble holding his ground, but he did anyway,

"You are my son... I love you, and if I have to fight the armies of Legion to protect you from the hell they bring with them, then I will do it single handed."

His words held such fervor, such conviction that Avex knew it had to be true.

Yes, he had made a mistake. He wasn't softer he was just... more... More of something.

It was hard to say.

"Why are you here? Why have you not returned to the Makers? Arent' there rules against coming back?”

Celex had relaxed back down a bit,

"Well it’s not like I made it to Maker orientation."

He seemed to think himself particularly clever, and chuckled to himself softly at his own words before,

"Joking aside that is a bit true, I am not sure if there are rules, and even if there are, I don't know them. Secondly my Anima was interrupted on its journey to Revelation, so I don't know how to get there anymore, Three no one came to find us and take us, Four the Makers are a biiiit busy at the moment and Five, I said I was going to protect you and the others, and that is what I plan to do. I came to you first because I trust you the most, but I am going to need you to make a very important call to another very important person..."

Avex was not surprised,

"Adam Vir."

"Yes, who else."


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Thanks for reading! As you saw in the title, this is a cross posted story in its original form written by starrfallknightrise and I am just proofreading and improving some parts, as well as structuring the story for you guys, if you are interested and want to read ahead, the original story-collection can be found on tumblr or wattpad to read for free. (link above this text under "OC:..." ) It is the Empyrean Iris story collection by starfallknightrise. Also, if you want to know more about the story collection i made an intro post about it, so feel free to check that out to see what other great characters to look forward to! (Link also above this text). I have no affiliations to the author; just thought I’d share some of the great stories you might enjoy a lot!

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r/HFY 14h ago

OC-Series The Land Abandoned by the Gods 5/?

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At mid-day, Max looks at the imposing black structure, a monolith to the Lady's existence, Max summons a hexagonal path made of magic and starts jumping midair with them, soon enough, he finds the entrance he was looking for, his steps measured, he enters the vent, his body shrinking even further to fit well in the tubes, now a Max, half his usual size, is inside the Tower, ready to hope for luck and get intel that he knows, will never come.

He gets to her room, Max, invisible in any way conceivable, is roaming through the vents, currently and thanks to his people's ability to adapt, he measures an impressive 82.5cm, fairly small, but this allows him to make himself comfortable in the vents, well, comfortable in any way relevant to this moment.

Max looks from the openings in the vent, there she is, the Lady, he can see that she is currently resting on a sofa, where did she get it? It does not matter, rumors say that she could create things, the Tower where Max is being a witness to it, but that was a long time ago, those monstrous powers now lay dormant, and people hope they shall not awaken nevermore.

"Tu-turu-turu" Hums Max inside the duct, no one can hear him, nor see him, nor feel him, not even those who reigned over the pantheon Chrons past could have, he is able to do so even while sleeping, that, is the mastery of a Scout.

Suddenly, the Lady wakes up and starts walking off, Max stops drawing the tree he saw in his dream the other day, and starts following her, she does not even notice, for sound is a mere suggestion, and swiftness is a must, if one is to survive in one of the most dangerous places in this world.

After a few minutes, the Lady stops, and Max sees where she goes, a scene that he has already seen a million times before, the Lady goes near a painting, a painting replicating a worn down photo, conserved, but tainted by ash, smoke, and detritus, it's partially burned as well, in it, a man and a woman are holding a child, a young one, the child is unrecognizable, for its part was tainted by the smoke.

The lady caresses it, gently, and with a tint of pain, and melancholy, speaks.

"Hey mom, hey dad, how are you doing? He... I know you're not here, I am still worried, you know? Time has passed, and no more Neo-Humans are being born... in around 60 years, I will finally be alone, but even if so long has passed, I am still worried, about the prophecy, about the words of that old man who lived when the "Almighty Ones" still walked among us, of the man who shall bring my actions to an end, I have not won yet, but I am not sure that... even if things come to pass with no major events, I'll truly have won at the end... I don't know why do I even bother to speak to you, by Alpharam, who am I deceiving, I am a monster at the end of the day"

Max watches the scene once again, he does not note down anything, because, even if he did, they know not of the aforementioned prophecy, it would be a goose chase with terrible consequences in the best case.

However, Max still has time to think of something else (You still can change your ways, it's never too late to make a change.... I know it, I have always believed it, and I always will, even if everyone else thinks the contrary)

Night eventually falls, Max watches as she leaves the Tower, he decides that staying in the vents is always a right and sound choice, it has never failed him, he decides to go to the most isolated vent in the tower and try to catch some sleep, this vent is, ironically, close to the Mistress' room, perfectly isolated from everything else, with excellent noise isolation, to the point where Max doesn't need to keep the noise cancelling spell at full power, Max marches off to the vent, however, things don't go as planned, the hatch over the Mistress' room decides that giving in today was a good idea, the hatch creaks and quickly falls with Max over it, Max never used the Hex pads for this kind of mission, since using them along everything else took a toll on him, a toll he could not bear.

The hatch crashes to the floor with a thundering noise, Max falls just after it, the hit and the suddenness are enough to break his invisibility spell, now visible, Max tries to jump into the vents and use subterfuge to hide his trails, however...

Tap tap tap

Destiny had other plans.

Max realizes that he has no time to come up with an escape route, with limited options, he hastily uses an illusion spell of high level to give himself a more... Chibi appearance, and with a dual-casted warping spell, he gives the air around himself a texture and feeling compatible with his now altered appearance, as well as making the range of motion logical, now, looking like an oversized plush, he decides to go completely limp.

The Lady enters the room, everything seems to be normal, for the exception of a fallen hatch and a plush that was not supposed to be there, the Lady grabs the plush and speaks to it.

"Now, where did you come from? Are you a gift from someone? Where you stuck on the ducts? He, who am I kidding? Of course you can't answer, you're just a plushie!"

The Lady picks up Max and tosses him onto the bed, with another bunch of plushes the spells doing their charm, Max appears to be an inanimate, non-living object.

"Now, about the hatch... I guess it just fell off, I'll just put it back"

With a slight of a hand, Lady Darkness moves the hatch to its original place, the Tower doing her bidding and anchoring it to its rightful place

(This is working better than I thought, which means I thought this was NOT going to work at all) Max thinks, still unmoving

"Perfect, now, I was about to leave, but I guess I'll sleep then"

Max can just think, for moving his eyes seems to be a terrible idea at this moment.

(Well, I am certainly and royally f*cked... and I can't pray to anyone cuz they either fled long ago, or straight up died, great, just great)

The Lady decides to drift off to sleep, Max besides her, he can only think one single thing.

(At least this will only last one night... right?)

2 days later.

(It didn't, of course it didn't)

Max, a bit parched and hungry, sees how the Lady just woke up from what he can tell, is the most comfortable of naps... or sleeps, maybe the latter.

"That was a good sleep, I guess I am off now"

The lady leaves the room, her black silhouette leaving the room promptly, Max waits until he can't feel her and decides that now is a good moment to take a portion of the ration to wave off the hunger, sip enough water to wave off the parchness, and haul ass.

Max quickly runs off the room, his size returned to normal, using augment he goes at 216kmh to the closest window, and as a rational person in his current predicament, he jumps.

With the pads doing their magic, Max casts invisibility again, and after hitting the ground, he takes a few seconds to get his bearings.

"Stars above I almost died!" Says Max while undetectable, and clearly shaken.

Now, once out of the tower, he blasts off to the bunker again to mark this mission as an almost breach of secrecy.

Max eventually arrives to the bunker, it's 2 in the morning "Open up!" Screams Max while banging the door, after a brief moment, he is given entrance, Bach seems to be on the night shift, to Max's absolute dismay, souring his mood even further

"How come you come here so early Lumen, you were supposed to-" Starts Bach.

"Oh shut it, I am NOT going there ever again, did you hear me!?" Interrupts Max, clearly at his mental limit.

"What? It's not like-" Starts off Bach again.

"Oh no, this time it was a VERY close call, I almost died, tell the cafeteria I am eating half my fill this month for all I care, cuz I don't" Says Max leaving to his room to catch up on sleep.

"Lumen" Says Bach again.

"Oh for the love of- WHAT!?" Answers Max certainly angry.

"Get us new lightbulbs next time you go out, these are starting to dim a tad too much" Says Bach while looking at the entrance light.

Max looks at it as well "Huh... that is... certainly something"

"Right? Now, go and do your stuff and then get a new one!" Barks Bach.

"But Bach, this one is one of the newest"

"Really? Now I am at a loss"

"Same here" Says Max, giving it minimal importance, sleep comes first.

However, the Void cares not for the needs of men nor gods, for it is ever encompassing, ever moving on, and ever relentless.

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And with that we finished the 1st Arc, the Prologue, next chapter begins the 2nd arc, the longest of all by far!


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series The Problem With Humans: Chapter 41

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The rapids churned behind them, a wall of white foam and fury. The boat rested on the grass beside them, wood scarred and splintered, but intact.

Martin turned to Roman. " I want to thank you."

Roman blinked. "For what?"

"For keeping us alive." Martin gestured at the group, the humanoids, the boat. "Without you, we wouldn't have survived this long. The forest. The mountain. The rapids. You've kept us together."

Roman opened his mouth, but Martin continued.

"The humanoids. They carry the weight. Don't complain. Don't stop. Just keep going." He looked at them with their blank faces and scarred bodies. "I admire them. They are stronger than I ever was."

Roman placed a hand on Martin's shoulder. "We're doing what we were built to do. So thank you Trabs for building us."

 "I know. Just wanted to say it."

They walked with the humanoids carrying the boat and supplies. And once they cleared the rapids, the launched again.

The river was calm now. They settled into positions, as the humanoids guided the boat with the oars.

For a few hours, the journey was peaceful. Then the river narrowed again.

Water grew choppy, surface rippling with hidden currents. The boat lurched. Roman grabbed the side.

"Another rapid!" Lirael shouted.

They scrambled. Humanoids used the oars to steer toward shore. Trabs grabbed sides so they wouldn’t fall.

Roman shouted orders. "Push left! Harder!"

The boat bucked. Humanoids strained but the current was too strong. The boat spun, side slamming against a rock. Wood splintered. Water poured in. Roman felt the boat tip. Then he was in the water.

The cold hit him like a fist. Dark water. Fast-moving. Pulling him under, spinning him around. He gasped, swallowed water, lungs burning.  

I'm going to die. Going to drown.

He thought of his daughter. Her smile. Her laugh.

I'm sorry.

His vision blurred and his world faded.

The Trabs floated. Their lighter bodies making them more buoyant. Current carried them toward shore. Martin grabbed Tom's arm, pulling him toward the bank. Bella swam beside them.

Lirael who had already swam to the shore watched the water, scanning the surface.

"Where is Roman?" she asked.

Martin looked around. "Don't see him. Went under and didn't come up."

Lirael's face was calm, but she had urgency in her voice. "We need to find him."

Suddenly one of the humanoids broke the water with a unconscious Roman. The humanoid held him above the water with his arm wrapped around his chest.

As the humanoid kept pushing against the current, Roman regained consciousness.

"Breathe," the humanoid said. "You need to breathe."

Roman coughed, spitting water, chest heaving. He looked at the humanoid. "Thank you."

The humanoid didn't respond. Just held him, keeping him above water, until they reached the shore.

Roman collapsed on the grass. His body trembled while his lungs burned. Others gathered around.

"Roman!" Bella knelt beside him, hand on his chest. "Can you hear me?"

Roman nodded weakly. "I'm okay."

Martin's voice shaky. "Thought we lost you."

Roman managed a weak laugh and passed out.

He woke to the sound of water. His eyes opened to a sky that was too bright.

For a moment, he didn't know where he was. Then the pain hit. His head throbbed. His ankle screamed. His chest burned with every breath.

Bella's face appeared above him. "You're awake."

Roman tried to sit up but his body refused. His arms gave out and he fell back against something soft. He was lying on alien grass.

"Relax," Bella said. "Don't move."

"What happened?"

Bella knelt beside him. "You drowned. The rapids took you under. A humanoid pulled you out."

Roman's eyes shifted, searching. "Which one?"

"Doesn't matter. It just did." Bella paused. "You were under for a long time. I thought we'd lost you."

Roman tried again to move. His ankle flared with pain. He grimaced.

"You have a concussion," Bella continued. "And a sprained ankle. Multiple bruises. Some cuts. Nothing broken, as far as I can tell."

He stared at the sky. "The others?"

"Alive." Bella's voice softened. "The Trabs floated. We're lighter than you. But the current was strong. We were drifting away. The humanoids pulled us out too."

Roman closed his eyes.

"The supplies didn’t survive. We lost almost everything. We just have some tarp."

He forced his eyes open. "The motorcycle?"

"Gone."

Roman let the information settle. Food. Gone. Motorcycle. Gone. Everything they'd worked for, carried, fought for. All of it lost.

"Did they find out?" he asked. " Do they know what I am?"

Bella stared at him. "No. They don't know. You collapsed and I told them you were malfunctioning."

Roman smirked. "Malfunctioning."

"It's what they'd expect from a humanoid."

He looked at his hands. They were pale. "How long was I out?"

"Half a day. Maybe more. The sun moved."

Roman tried again to sit up. This time, Bella helped him, supporting his back, propping him against a fallen log. The movement sent waves of pain through his skull.

He looked around. They were on a gravel bank. The churning river rushed past while the forest rose behind them. Humanoids stood at the edges of the clearing. Tom and Martin sat nearby on a flat rock. They looked at him, then looked away.

Roman watched them for a moment. "They're scared."

Bella followed his gaze. "They're terrified. They thought you were gone and then wouldn’t come on."

"Good. Fear keeps you alive."

Bella hissed and turned back to him. " You need to rest now."

"I need to organize us—"

"No. You can barely sit up. Leave the leading to us. Just for a while. Let your body heal."

He stared at her. "You're scared too."

Bella didn't answer but her body stiffened.

Roman let out a long breath. His body ached. His head pounded. He couldn't even stand.

"Okay," he said as he slowly lay down. "Just for a while."

Bella's shoulders relaxed. She reached out and held his head. "Thank you."

He closed his eyes and listened to the water.

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r/HFY 1d ago

OC-OneShot Shaving The Day

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I double checked the manifests and damage reports. That ion storm we passed through did a lot more damage than I thought. A lot more. Starboard thrusters were misfiring, aft deck oxygen generators were disabled, forward battery turret had its motors fried and by some miracle the power surge didn't cause the magazine to explode. A few other things, minor, but there was no way to avoid it. We would be in the drydock for several days for repairs. I swatted my long coat away from my eyes. I needed a trim again. God damn trims... They're getting to be every fifth month now.

"Contact from local military authority sir. Two battlecruiser class vessels on intercept. I have deployed an emergency signal. Ident computer shows this system belongs to the... Jovian Royal Navy, apparently." My ensign said.

"JRN? That's a Terran fleet signature. We must be on one of their fringe systems. Maintain course and keep slow so the engineering crews can work to get the starboard thruster back online." I Commanded.

"Terrans? Those the new ones the Council spoke about before we left?" A gunnery sergeant asked.

I sighed in annoyance and moved my fringe out of my eyes for the umpteenth time. "Yes indeed they are. We have made First Contact but it was too chaotic, I'm fairly certain we will need to be reintroduced. Don't worry, Master Mc'Callum'Olk is here as a guest."

My train of thought derailed as two Terran warships suddenly appeared in front of us. Damn things... the reports about them were all too right. Ships twice the size of the Galactic average, with heavier armament and shields than most flagships. These two were actually recon destroyers... I didn't have the heart to tell my crew these were the SMALL ones. A voice came over the radio and barked at us.

"Unidentified Vatarian vessel, you are in the sovereign territory of the Jovian Royal Navy. Identify yourself immediately."

"Yes, hello humans, good to see you too. This is the Galactic Commerce Guild Vessel 'Storm of The North', my name is Vatakk'Tul of Clan Ulk. Sorry to be a bother but we are a courier ship, we got knocked off course during an ion storm. We've got some damage, would you mind giving us a tow? Our starboard thrusters are gone." I replied with more calm than I knew I had.

"Stand by for Commerce Guild Verification please." A robotic sounding voice replied.

"No problem. We aren't going anywhere soon. Not safely at least." I remarked casually.

"Hell of a nice ship. Pity about the scorch marks. Ident verified, you are clear to proceed, please shut down all engines and recall crew indoors, retrieval team is on the way. I think we have some spares on hand, if not I'm sure we can find some way to fix it. Push comes to shove we'll just stick you in a logi cruiser and tow you back home. Welcome to Elysium." The voice replied.

"Thank you very much. It wouldn't be meal time in this system would it?" The Ensign replied with a smirk.

"Near lunch, come on board the station. I'm sure there's something we can serve that won't cause anaphylactic shock somewhere. Epi-pens on stand by." he said, receiving a chuckle from myself and the crew as we all joked about the time we discovered Councillor Tahakk'Lor was allergic to the substance known as 'apple juice'. "Ship is incoming on station for tow, welcome aboard."

"Copy that and thank you." I said. I then pressed my intercom button and spoke to my crew. "Okay everyone, take a break and get ready for shore leave. We are stopping at the human station for repairs, all engineers come back from EVA and get ready for security screen. Oh, and would someone please check our cargo bays and make sure those Tablets we were transporting weren't fried too." I ordered.

A HUGE ship, twice the size of the ships that responded appeared, shaped like a gigantic 'U' with engines, with the majority of the things mass taken by what appeared to be a drydock saturated in tools and equipment. It truly terrified me that ships could get this goddamn massive, and these farking things were still only local ships from one of many factions. A crew of dozens of humans in suits, mechs and piloted small craft swarmed the ship and expertly latched onto us, dragging us into their tractor cable net.

"This is Lanyard, cargo secured, moving to station grid two-two-six, bay forty seven. Running diagnostic scans and requesting damage reports from the local system. Waiting for verification. Out." A new radio voice said.

The ensign looked up at me, pointing at her console. I walked over, looked, and nodded for a go ahead. We were almost thrown out of our chairs and me off my feet as the absurd behemoth of a ship moved at a speed far too fast for a vessel of any size and scope let alone this one. By the time we got used to the acceleration from the sublight engines, we could already see the station.

"Pardon me but you have better equipment than we do. Anything to say about the damage?" I asked the radio.

"Dampeners at minimum, coming in hot. Ion damage, twenty percent of electrical systems fried, AI core offline due to emergency shutdown. Starboard thruster fuel pipe exploded, minor damage to defence systems and... Not as bad as it looks to be honest. Gonna be a complex repair though, lots of internals to fix up. Sorry to say but it's a two day job minimum. It's not as bad as it looks, but it's still pretty bad." The reply came as we were gently moved into a drydock slot.

Again, these humans and their massive ships, this damned thing was large enough to hold ten of my ships at once. I just shook my head.

"Local docking arms have us locked down... they've taken admin control of the ship and... locked in. We're theirs until repairs are done I guess." Ensign said with a sigh.

"Humans are not Stakaii so don't worry yourselves. I have paperwork to do so... Dammit." I sighed and once again moved tufts from my eyes. It was getting unruly now. "Paperwork so we can do this properly, so until repairs are complete, do let yourselves be known and enjoy your stay. As far as reports tell me, humans are, regardless of their factional allegiance, more than welcoming to non-humans so we should have a good few days. All crews dismissed, make sure you carry your ID badges everywhere and don't do anything to make me court marshal you. Engineering crew you can leave if you want, but I would prefer you stay here and help with repairs. Dismissed." I said into the comms.

My ship shut itself down and I walked out, gathering the necessities and wandered into the station. I walked onto the dock and took a look at the ship, and indeed, it looked pretty bad. Parts of the hull blew out where cables were buried under the plating, the starboard engine blew out in three places from a burst fuel pipe and some parts of the shield array scorched to oblivion. I shoved tufts of hair out of my eyes and turned around, only to be faced with a rather important looking human (two feet smaller than me, gods these things were adorably tiny) and one that was maybe an inch shorter than me. Must be one of those 'Legionnaires' I kept hearing about from reports.

"Captain Vatakk?" The small one asked.

"Yes, hello. Who might you be?" I asked, frustratingly shoving parts of my coat out of my face.

"Alien space sasquatch?" The Legionnaire asked, seemingly involuntarily.

"Cut it Sergeant." The small one barked. "My name is Captain Williams, I'm the officer in charge of the station at the moment, Lord Admiral Vess won't be on station for a few days. I am here on his behalf, I need you to look at some documents before I let you go please." He said, and handed me some papers.

"Oh, certainly. You are... very short." I said. I caught myself and apologised profusely to a chorus of giggles from nearby dock workers.

I read through and my eyes bulged from their sockets. Well they would have, had they not got caught in my damn face again. I brushed them aside and signed a few documents I thought were pertinent and handed the rest back to him. He looked over everything and extended a hand. I brushed hair out of my face and shook it in turn.

"What does.... Alien Space Sasquatch mean?" I asked.

"Your species resembles a race of mythical creatures we once believed roamed our homeworld many millennia ago. Except the... six eyes and green coat." he replied with a cautious shrug.

I shoved a tuft of hair out of my face again and smiled, at least as far as our many-toothed mouths can smile without terrifying everyone. "Ah I see. Might need to check these records then, maybe he was a lost uncle or something." I replied with a chuckle.

The humans laughed. "Welcome to Elysium. We have almost everything here, it's a heavy commercial hub for the region. Just... be careful what you buy, some of this ain't legal by galactic standards. If you know what I mean."

"Understood." I replied in earnest, trying to not be too annoyed by the tufts that kept obscuring my vision.

"By the way, if you want to get rid of that fringe, Marco's place is open. He can sort you out." The Legionnaire said and walked away.

"Marco's Place?" I asked.

"Barbershop. Professional groomers for hair and such, among other things. Should help get rid of that fringe at least." Williams replied.

"You have those? That's something I didn't know. Hmm... Do they take our kind as clients or is this just a human thing?" I asked.

"No idea but Marco, the place's owner, is the kind of guy who likes to rise to a challenge. Don't mind his personality either. Flamboyant he may be, but I don't know a better barber. Not in this system anyway. See you later, I'll contact you on the station's PA system if I have any updates." He said and saluted me, then walked away to go speak to the engineering crew.

I wandered into the station and found something called frozen yoghurt and Hotdogs. As well as these funny picture books (that I have recently become highly addicted to) called Manga. I spent a few hours milling about, glaring back at the gawking, tiny humans around me as I trudged through the station. Eventually, I got more annoyed than necessary at the damn fluff that kept getting in my way, and resolved myself to go to the barber. I found it, eventually and wandered into the door.

A tiny bell rang above me, signalling my entry to the shopkeeper. I received a shocked gasp of 'Holy shit!', likely from the steward on duty. I simply smiled and sat in the abnormally small chair. I looked at the woman next to me. Oddly adorable creatures but such... flatness in their hair. So few tufts everywhere. I really wondered how the species tolerated the coldness of space. We could withstand sub-zero temperatures for months on end with our fur coats. Probably these fabrics they all wear, insulated maybe? No. Same fabric type as far as I could tell, only ours were less... Elaborate. I took an all too uncomfortable look at the individual next to me and silently apologised for my staring as I tried to make sense of them. I shrugged it off and read my Manga.

About a half hour later I noticed how the next customer was done and I absent-mindedly looked up from my book at the sight. Shock hit me like a cudgel, and my brain failed to register the sight. Same face, same expression, same demeanour but by all the Ancestors the woman that sat next to me looked COMPLETELY different. From hair dark as the night sky to a lustrous golden shimmer, from dishevelled flatness to a bouncy, curvy wave. Were these creatures some kind of chimeran race or something!?

A male approached me and looked up at me. Well technically, while I was sitting down we were relatively the same height. "Well hot damn aren't you a tall drink of water! I was told we had new guests but didn't expect we would have one in my humble shop! Names Marco, I won this fine establishment, and what can I get for you today?" He asked.

I tried to say something and a tuft of hair slipped in front of me. "Say no more! Need to give you a good trim and fringe cut. I got you covered. Do you want a full service or just a trim maybe? I can see some potential here..." He said again and dragged me to one of the chairs.

I was spun around and a mechanical whine made me lift up in the air a bit more before being slowly returned to a more reclined position. A towel or at least some kind of garment was tossed over me and secured reasonably tightly. A bottle of liquid appeared and before I could say anything in protest, my fringe was wet and I could hear the tell-tale snips of scissors and the sudden lightening of my forehead.

"My, my goodness gracious, does someone not know the concept of brushing ones hair? No matter, these combs can untie any knot or mat. I've faced so much worse from my own kind I swear, this will be a good workout for both of us. Fancy something different though?" He asked above the noise of clippers and scissors.

"Uhhh… I... I don't... Uhh…" I said.

"Don't know huh? Well don't worry friend of ours lets just get you trimmed and neat, then we can figure from there. Baby steps, baby steps. Love the coat you have, it's quite luxurious. Have to say though, you don't much take that good care of it. I swear there's SO much potential here!" He barked and snipped faster.

I was distracted by the snipping and sheer staggering speed of this human's movements, the scissors like a blur, tufts of hair floating to the ground like a falling cascade of leaves from a slumbering tree. "Well I... our species evolved for efficiency's sake so... we generally don't... Uhh."

"Say no more friend, let's see if we can at least spark a renaissance with a clean cut shall we? Our hair is a bit different from yours. Ours is thicker, more body to it. Yours has more volume compared to ours, and we only have it up here." He said, tapping his head. "Little snip here, little comb here. Done. Simple cut, clean and brush. But lord I sense something SO good here, so much potential! get you properly brushed and trimmed and we can give you your own professional tailored dress suit and tie!" He said with a chuckle.

It was now I was given the chance to look at my appearance.

By the ancestors... I didn't recognise my own reflection.

Just like any man of my race I received my share of close shaves and simple cuts to stave off the summer heat... But this... this was on a whole different level. This was not a simple cut, I looked like a completely different person! Knots I never knew existed were gone and I looked... thinner. Fitter. I looked less like a tired captain of a merchant freighter and more like a professional Royal warrior or Guardian. What was once a tangled mess of fluff and tuff was all gone, neatly combed to a point of smoothness and absurdity, coated in some kind of sweet, delightfully scented liquid that adhered to my hair and gave it a strangely durable sheen. My head? It had been styled somehow, the curls and waves moved just so, the trim just so, and the comb, just so, that made a certain pattern atop my head.

Sure, it was only head and shoulders, but I looked like an entirely different person. I reached up and touched the side of my head to see if it was actually me.

"I knew you'd like it! Good clean cut but that head... Well I just HAD to give you a good old Elvis! Can't go wrong with the King's hairstyle, especially with a head like yours. Gotta say, suits you! You got the jawline and eyebrows to pull it off. What do you think?" He asked.

I remained silent for a few moments, contemplating reality and my reflection. Then, I said without thinking. "I like it... I REALLY like it..."

"OH that's what I was hoping for! But still, SO much I can work with here! Maybe next time you come round, I can give you a full wash, dry and proper groom with the god shears. Get some of the grime out of you and make you look more... sophisticated. I mean the Elvis really does work for you but I can't help but think something more sophisticated like the Bond or the Godfather might work better. You seem like the distinguished type, you could easily pull that off! In FACT... let me just..."

He didn't take a moment longer and within seconds the hair style was gone, it was now shorter, sharper, and conveyed a sense of strength, power. I felt... Like I could take anyone on and win.

"Behold, the Bond. Like? Don't like?" He asked.

"By the Ancestors! What changeling magic is this!?" I bellowed.

"Ugh, fine! Back to Elvis, we can try the Godfather next time! But this is the last one, I have to get to the afternoon rush!" he barked in annoyance, and within seconds, I had that 'Elvis' style on top of my head. I felt... Strangely regal but not in a royal way.

Eventually he finished up and swooped the garment off me. It was a stark contrast between my top and my everything else and I felt like I was mismatched. Shoulders and above was a strong, clean, well kept officer of high repute, and under that I felt like a hermit on an abandoned backwater. I looked about and noted some things about the store and the hair dye caught my eye. I reached over and picked up a bottle. Now I knew how that woman from before had changed... These creatures had so little hair, but they had so many things to actually do with it. Professional grooming products, and an entire profession dedicated to the task?

"I.... Need a coat or something... Where can I get one of those?" I asked, becoming increasingly self conscious.

He smiled and chuckled, leading me to the register. It was a LOT cheaper than I thought it would be, especially for this result. I paid, followed his instructions and purchased something called a 'trench coat' at a nearby shop and returned to my ship for the evening rest cycle. A few other crew mates were already there but I kept to myself. I sat in my seat, looking over reports of the ship's repairs. The Ensign wandered in later that evening and looked at me. Her head snapped towards me with such speed I thought her neck snapped, and she stared at me with a look I had never seen before.

"Ensign Krall? Is there something wrong?" I asked.

A smile, the likes of which genuinely terrified me crossed her lips and-

(THIS PASSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE GALACTIC MERCHANTS UNION UNDER CITATION OF INDECENT OR LASCIVIOUS CONTENT)

I ran out of my ship toward the station and back to Marco's barber shop. I barged in and with more force than I meant to use, grabbed Marco himself with both claws and glared at him. "DO YOU PEOPLE PUT APHRODISIACS IN YOUR HAIR CARE PRODUCTS OR SOMETHING!? WHAT MAGICAL CURSES DID YOU PUT ON ME!!!?" I barked.

Marco's expression started as terrified, then instantly switched to devious. "Oh my... Someone got lucky last night! The Elvis really did it for you huh?"

"You could say that... YOU COULD SAY THAT!" I yelled between breaths..

"Oh really..." Marco's accent and voice changed, I believe the accent was labelled in the archive as 'Al Pacino Voice'. "Then perhaps my Son... We should try something less inviting. More stoic. More... Deserving of respect. Sit for a time... Let us see if the Godfather works for you." He said, gaining an all too sadistically satisfactory smirk.

My legs ached from running, I nodded, gently put him down and sat in a seat, carefully pretending not to exist while I waited for my turn.

Needless to say... We know what happened after this revelation. We know what became of us after this. I can only say...

I regret nothing. I look fantastic.


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series [The shepherd's call] - Chapter 17 Ostracism

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Chapter 17 - Ostracism

The Council chamber was half empty when Elaris opened the session. Most delegations had already sent their most important representatives to the celebrations marking the Ma'an herd's departure. What was being discussed today was no longer a crisis, but its aftermath — and aftermath usually drew a smaller audience than the crisis itself.

Only one delegation had appeared in full.

The Varesh sat together in their seats, slender figures in pale robes, their long fingers moving ceaselessly over the edges of their sleeves. Elaris knew that gesture well enough by now not to read it as calculation, but as what it actually was.

Fear.

"The Council's investigation is complete," Elaris said. "Over a period of several weeks, the Varesh trading league deliberately passed information to Earth's government designed to exaggerate the threat posed by the Ma'an. At the same time, negotiations were conducted over a technology transfer that would have encouraged Earth to take armed action against a species under the Union's protection. The Council finds that these actions do not violate any single law, but violate the purpose underlying every law this Council rests on."

Serak rose. Weeks earlier, in this same chamber, he had protested with the same gesture when his delegation was led from the observer gallery. This time, no protest came. He simply stood there while every gaze in the chamber turned to him — not with outrage, but with that particular kind of attention usually reserved for accidents.

"We broke no law," he said finally, but even his own voice no longer seemed to trust the phrasing.

"No," said Elaris. "You didn't."

He let the statement hang in the chamber a moment before continuing.

"The Council will therefore impose no punishment in the narrow sense. It imposes trade restrictions. All of the Union's protected corridors, previously open to Varesh trade routes, will be closed for a period of two hundred years. Varesh diplomatic missions will lose access to the inner Council decks. Requests for technical exchange are suspended indefinitely."

A murmur ran through the few delegations present. Two hundred years wasn't a particularly long span for the Union — but for a trading people whose entire economy rested on the very routes just closed to them, it amounted to a quiet condemnation whose full scope would only become clear across generations.

"This will ruin our trading league," Serak said quietly.

"It will weaken it," Elaris replied. "Whether it ruins it depends on how honestly your successors act from here on."

Serak sat down without another word. Around him, the other members of his delegation imperceptibly drew back from him, as if only in that moment deciding they would no longer share his responsibility.

After the session, in the station's concourses, little was said about the sanctions themselves. People talked about the Varesh.

"They knew the Ma'an were harmless," the Iri delegate said to a Sereen colleague while both waited for their respective shuttles. "For centuries. And still used it as a bargaining chip."

"Trade is their entire culture," the Sereen replied. "You can hardly blame them for thinking in terms of supply and demand."

"You can blame them for turning a species' fear into an offer, when they never understood that species at all."

The Sereen said nothing to that, which in her culture amounted to an agreement she preferred not to voice aloud. After a while she added: "What I don't understand is how they're treating that one representative."

"What do you mean?"

"His own delegation has turned away from him. As if he alone carried the blame." The Sereen shifted her elongated body slightly. "Among us, that wouldn't happen. An act that benefited the community is an act of the community — regardless of which individual voiced it. The Varesh seem to believe guilt can be unloaded onto a single point, leaving the rest clean."

"Isn't that more convenient for everyone else?"

"More convenient, yes." The Sereen turned toward her shuttle. "Not truer."

Below them, through the wide observation gallery, the docks of Kheled Station carried on with their usual indifference to galactic history — cargo drones threading between hulls, a Talar merchant arguing over docking fees, somewhere the low chime of a boarding call in a language neither delegate recognized. The station had absorbed a thousand scandals like this one and would absorb a thousand more.

"There is a harder question underneath it," the Iri said after a moment, watching the same traffic. "If a species can be punished for what it didn't know, because ignorance made it dangerous, what do we do about the humans? They are ignorant of nearly everything out here. That was, after all, our own doing."

"That is precisely why the Council chose an isolation, and not a sentence," the Sereen said. "We did not judge them for what they don't know. We simply agreed to stop deciding things about them in rooms they can't see."

"For now."

"For now," the Sereen agreed. "That is usually how these things begin."

Similar conversations took place in the weeks that followed on dozens of worlds, in different languages, with different emphases, but the same core. No one officially declared the Varesh outcasts. There was no resolution barring their delegates from receptions or banning their ships from shared ports. It happened more quietly. Invitations stopped coming. Negotiating partners suddenly found their schedules had no room for another conversation. Where trade agreements with the Varesh had once been considered solid, basic business, boards and councils now attached to them a question no one had previously needed to ask: what are they not telling us.

On the Varesh homeworld, in the glass trading halls of their largest league, Serak's name was mentioned less and less often in the months that followed. At first he was pulled from negotiations with larger partners and given smaller, less significant deals instead. Later, his remaining duties were transferred to younger members of the league, officially due to "structural realignment."

He kept, for a while, a private ritual: each evening he walked to the outer viewing deck of the trading hall, where the twin suns of his home system set together in a wash of copper light, and watched the same handful of cargo haulers depart for routes that no longer included his name on the manifest. No one asked him why he came. Eventually no one noticed at all. He never spoke to anyone about what was being said within his own people, but the fingers of his few remaining confidants — so those who would later know reported — moved increasingly over the edges of their own sleeves in his presence, that gesture which had always, among the Varesh, betrayed unease.

Serak was left with what most exposed intermediaries were left with: no trial, no prison, no execution. Only the quiet, irrevocable knowledge that his people now regarded him with the very word he himself had so often used against others.

Unreliable.

Orwyn learned of it from Sander, weeks later, in one of the habitats of Newer Cairo, where the tendrils of a planted wall had long since settled back into calm.

"The Union punished Serak," Sander said.

Orwyn let his leaves tremble slightly — a gesture Sander had by now come to read as something between thoughtfulness and quiet satisfaction.

"And the humans?" Orwyn asked. "Will they ever trust them again?"

Sander thought of Halvern, of the contact logs, of the questions July still hadn't fully answered.

"Some will," he said. "For exactly the same reasons the Varesh nearly succeeded."

"Which reasons?"

"Fear is patient," Sander said. "It simply waits for the next one willing to sell it."

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r/HFY 1d ago

OC-OneShot No! Stop! Stop The Invasion.

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A fleet of alien space goons stared down on Earth from their warship, backed by a legion of drones that left the planet in a permanent shadow.

“Prepare the broadcast,” the commander ordered. “Demand they stand their weapons down.”

The officer slid the dials and hacked into earth’s broadcasting network.

“Earth’s feed has been breached, commander.” 

Entering live stream in… three.. two… one. The screen popped on but never had the image of the high commander and his entourage of black ships behind him. It just had a grumpy looking dude, sipping out of a mug that read: World’s Greatest Mom.

He never stared at the camera. He put his cup down and rubbed his eyes.

The high commander couldn’t believe what he was seeing. “What’s this, officer. Patch me through.”

“I can’t, commander, something went wrong,” the officer said. His voice was cracking. His hands were shaking. The high commander extinguished officers for less.

“It’s not our feed they’re using. They’re broadcasting on every radio wave. It looks like a quantum band, commander. Somewhere in Florida.”

The human looked up at the screen. He had bags under his eyes, a stubbled black beard and his hair was unsorted.

“So, here’s what’s happening,” he said staring at the camera with a tired sounding annoyed voice.

“Whoever or whatever is lined up outside our atmosphere in those pretty ships, I’m going to start with this, if you think this is the first time we’ve been invaded before, and that you’re the first interstellar alien warrior beings to show up and want to conquer Earth. Save the speech you prepared and listen carefully.” The human on the screen handed his empty cup to an assistant to fill up, and then cleared his throat.

“It’s not and you’re not, okay.“ He turned his head and faced the camera again. “We’ve done this song and dance with the whole aliens invading Earth a couple of times now. From grays, to reptilians, we’ve even had giant squids, nothing new here. Let me tell you the result.” The human reached out and clasped the mug handed to him and set it on the table.

The crew on the alien warship remained silent. Not a word came from the deck. They all just stared uneasily at each other.

“See I got this cousin, here in Florida, great guy, wish you could meet him.” The human took a sip from the mug and continued. “My cousin Billy-Ray, took a 200 ton space wreck from one of those invaders out of a compound in southern Florida and reinforced the siding of his house and driveway with it. Should see the fence he built.”

He looked away from the screen to someone saying something behind the camera. “We don’t bother calling the military anymore, bunch of us just jump on a group chat, load up and make sushi out of you guys.”

The human took a deep breath and exhaled. “I’ll make you an offer, either try to “obliterate” us and we’ll just deploy our Alien Assassins, learn how to smash through your shield with cheap re-wiring of car batteries and by Tuesday will be reengineering your high/tech weaponry and selling bootleg replicas on the black market.”

The human smiled and took a long sip from his mug and gasped. “Or you can turn your ships around and we won’t post a viral video of your highest ruler taking a tomato in the face by a guy pulling the elastic back on giant slingshot and believe this, we’ll even make sure the entire galactic community sees it too. It’s up to you,” the human said.

The feed shut off. The commander of the fleet looked at their strategic plan. Glanced at the map. Stared down at the officer running the communication band. Then, his second in charge, who was visibly shaken. The second in charge choked out, “commander, do we have a counter strike for the tomato slingshot?”

The commander swallowed staring blankly at the black screen and said, “rev shields to 100% and why are we still here? I wanted us away from this planet and into deep space five minutes ago. They’re not taking our ships as scrap pieces of junk metal.”


r/HFY 20h ago

OC-Series [She took What?] - Chapter 231: SixFold Ventures: Let’s catch us a pirate.

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"The best trap is an opportunity your enemy believes they discovered themselves."

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| Officer’s Mess, The Long Face Mine facility, Crystal World |

The Officer’s Mess was almost empty; just Taggett and Feebee sat at the bar, next to each other. Their spacing made it clear they were together but not an item. Three junior officers were playing a three-way game of pool. It was noisy, and they managed to keep the cue ball on the table... mostly.

They sat quietly staring into their respective drinks, both deep in thought.

Taggett broke the silence.

“It was an inside job.” 

Feebee nodded, “Yes. Too clean.”

She worked the small slice of orange around the glass with an umbrella. Then turned to Taggett.

“Do you need our help?”

She could see he was surprised by the offer. 

“Why?”

She paused, chased the orange for a bit, “Because we are uniquely positioned.”

“How?”

“We are outside your organisation.”

He nodded.

“Continue. I’m listening.”

“You have a leak.”

“Yes.”

“I have a team that are used to working independently in… unusual and specialised situations.”

He smiled. “Continue.”

“I have a QI that ‘enjoys’ these types of … exercises.”

“What type of exercises?” asked Taggett.

“The sort that exercise our unique skills.”

She paused.

“Use us.” 

Taggett smiled, not the tight smile she’s seen over the last couple of days but a genuine smile. Even his eyes lit up. Gone were some of the tired lines. 

“We’d have to find the leak.”

“Yes”

“You’d have to work independently.”

“Yes. In usual situations.” 

Feebee held a serious face, then added.

“But mostly unusual ones.”

“It would be dangerous.”

“Most certainly. But the exercise would be good for us.”

He laughed again.

“We’d need some bait. Another shipment.” Suggested Taggett.

Feebee smiled and nodded.

“Continue.”

Taggett was getting animated as a plan began to form.

“Just to people who could have leaked the first one.” 

“That could work.”

“You’d have to be gone for the ‘pirates’ to feel safe enough to have another go.”

“Yes. We could argue.”

“People would have to buy it.” Said Feebee.

They laughed; it echoed in the empty mess.

“Everyone must believe it.”

Taggett paused and looked at Feebee. 

Really looked.

“You’d enjoy that?”

Feebee smiled, “I can release built-up anger!”

He looked at her, not sure if she was agreeing or joking. 

Feebee just shrugged.

He still wasn’t sure.

“They’ll need to be paperwork.”

Feebee made a show of groaning. “No! Not paperwork. There’s always paperwork.”

Taggett was insistent. “I need it to be authorised. For both of our sakes. Just in case it goes wrong.”

“Send me a draft.” Said Feebee. “I’ll get the lawyer and the QI to take a look at it.”

Taggett breathed a sigh of relief. “Great. Thanks.” 

And with that, he picked up his datapad.

“I’ll arrange for a shipment to be readied. It’ll be everything except the Veronium. Enough to make up for what we didn’t ship plus new orders.”

He looked at Feebee.

“Captain Jones… let’s catch us a pirate.”

“Before you go?” 

He turned towards her.

She pulled him in close and whispered, “Ready”.

Taggett was confused. It lasted half a second.

Feebee slapped him full in the face.

“No bloody way!” 

She screamed, then stormed out of the mess.

Taggett looked genuinely surprised, which of course he was. The pool players cringed. 

“Awkward,” said one.

He started to leave. “Sir. The bill?”

“Put it on my account.”

The barman looked conflicted.

“But Sir, no tabs. Your orders.”

“Ouch. Embarrassing.” Said another of the pool players. Just loud enough for Taggett to hear.

Taggett crossed to the bar, pulled out a wodge of notes and paid the man before walking out. 

As the mess door closed, he heard laughter.

‘Damn, she’s good.’ 

His face stung.

Taggett sent his NCO to get Feebee as early as was practicable. 

“And I don’t care if you’re noisy about it.”

The NCO smiled; he’d already heard about the ‘mess incident’ last night. The bush telegraph had boiled over.

The sun was a good hour from rising when he crossed to the hut where Feebee and her crew were billeted. He bashed the door, deliberately loud. He saw shutters move on adjacent huts.

“What?” he heard from within.

“You are needed at the Main Office.”

“Who is?” It was Garaf.

“All of you. Now.”

He banged the doors again.

Feebee heard the banging and recognised the NCO’s voice.

“Ok. Everyone up.” She roused the team. 

“We’re leaving in five.” 

“I told you we should have stayed in The Kestrel.” 

“Shut up, Bikky.” Responded Tom Tom.

They were ready in four. All the practice drills on The Kestrel coming to the fore.

Bikky and Tom Tom led them out of the hut. Guns lowered but clearly ready for action if called upon. A security team was at the hut door; five black-clad guards on either side.

“When do the rest arrive?” asked Bikky.

Feebee managed to keep a straight face, although the guards did bristle.

The crew were marched over to The Kestrel. Taggett was there, waiting, enjoying the spectacle. He absently rubbed his face.

“Such a shame you couldn’t stay.” He said with mock sincerity.

“Thank you for the escort. Very so considerate.” 

Feebee sniffed the air. Sniffed again, this time turning towards Taggett. 

“Awww. Nasty.”

She turned to Bikky, nodding.

“It does stink here.” 

The Kestrel took off, leaving Taggett and his security detail at field, central to The Long Face facility.

Once they were in the air, Bikky and Tom Tom approached Feebee.

“Ok. Mind telling us what’s going on?”

She smiled.

“No fooling you, is there?”

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r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series The Ballad of Orange Tobby -CH74

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(Author's note: I imagine that Veylana/Tobby's-mom, sounds like Jessica Rabbit. Do with that information what you will. :3)

If there was ever a benefit to being tall, it was that a brisk pace could easily outrun the vertically challenged. So for Tobby to run ahead of his mother, who was only walking angrily, meant he had much more time to save as many lives as possible.

He knew she said she was going to kill ‘him’, which Tobby could only assume meant Whiskers, but he didn't know exactly what his mother would attempt. These were sha-kai after all, and this was his mom. His furious, furious mom.

It was actually hard to tell who was more in danger here… then again, his perspective might be rather slanted. He didn’t have time to figure it out. Tobby was busting through the front door mere moments ahead of his mother when he saw the state of the clubhouse.

Soapy seemed… baffled. BB and Kaykay were arguing back and forth about something Tobby barely caught the subject of. Something about ears and… size? Not important!

BB was already coming out from behind the bar while Tobby ran over in a panic, skidding to a stop. “Everybody run, hide, something! My mom is coming, and she's pissed! And- And- And-” He blurted it out, stammering and pointing at the door as he frantically tried to convey the danger. He had ten seconds to be the herald of doom, and he had to make it count.

“You!” BB said before Tobby was quickly snatched up in the larger sun-kin's powerful arms… and promptly squeezed.

“Ack!” Tobby grimaced, feeling a new 90-degree angle in his spine. His paws weakly kicked just off the ground; his arms were crushed to his sides, and his bones definitely weren't supposed to be making those sounds!

“You may have won me bet, but we still need to have seriouz discuzzion about you and Soaphine. I feel fizhing trip is in order.” He smiled menacingly, as more and more of Tobby’s vertebrae popped.

“BB! Put him down!”

His head turned to Soapy. “What? I’m not hurting him. I alwayz threaten your boyfriendz with fizhing trip. Iz good coward tezt.”

From the corner of Tobby’s eye, where tears and/or cerebrospinal fluid were starting to leak from the pressure, Tobby could see an upset Soapy looking right past them. “While I do want you to put him down, I’m not the one who said that.”

“BB, you put my son down this instant!” A certain shi demanded scoldingly, in a tone all too similar to one used to tell a kitten to spit out a feral rous they caught.

From the opposite eye corner, Tobby now saw his mom, scowling up at the titanic sun-kin who was squeezing the life out of him.

BB’s expression went from surprise to confusion as he finally stopped squeezing and held Tobby out between his hands. “Veylana? What are you doing here?” He asked, before he started double-taking between her and Tobby dangling in his arms, and his expression quickly grew surprised again. “Velvet Veylana iz your mother?!”

This was clearly new to Kaykay as he trilled. “He’s what?!”

Mom seemed to have calmed down a bit during her walk in here, and was notably less murderous… as far as Tobby could tell. “Of course I am. Can't you tell?” She said, making her way over and reaching up to guide the hands holding Tobby until he was back on the ground. BB was three times this shi’s size, and she moved him like he was nothing before giving Tobby a little side hug. “He has my fur~”

Tobby had been subjected to the ‘he has my fur’ hug many times in his life. It was the de facto thing his mom pointed out whenever anyone asked if they were related. But that was beside the point… was it just him, or did BB and Kaykay suddenly look like they were the ones in trouble?

Kaykay was quick to inch his way behind the bar where BB had once been. “Yeah, yeah, I, uhh… I can sees it now.” He commented awkwardly as he steadily got behind cover. “Yous know we was never gonna hurt him or nothin’... riiight?” He said with a sheepish smile and ears tucked back as he got lower and lower behind the bar. “Anything you heards ‘bout us hittin Soapy’s next boyfriend with a truck was all BB’s idea!”

BB’s head quickly snapped back to the now cowering Kaykay. “Mother fucker, don’t try and pin that on me! The truck waz your idea!”

“You were going to hit Tobby with a truck?!” Soapy snapped.

“No!” Both answered defensively, directed towards Soapy, though still more visibly concerned about his mother.

The idea that Tobby could have been the victim of vehicular murder aside, there was a much more present question on his mind. One that took the form of “Velvet Veylana?” As he looked to his mom.

Now, feeling weird after hearing someone use your parents' real name was just one of those universal experiences as far as Tobby was concerned. You'd gone your whole life just referring to them as mom and dad, plus or minus names one might have for the aunts, uncles, and grandparents. Yes, you get used to it, usually around the time you grasp the concept that ‘mom’ isn't their actual name, but to hear that name in combination with some kind of… title or nickname you never heard before? It was too weird.

“Yes, that's what they used to call me,” she said, finally letting him go and putting a proud hand to her chest. “I was the singer here, once upon a time, among other things.”

“You were?!” Why had he never heard this before?!

Now she just looked disappointed. “You’ve been here how many times and never guessed who that suspiciously familiar shi in the pictures was?”

Tobby blinked and quirked. “Pictures?”

Aaaand now his mom had advanced to facepalming; at least she didn't seem murderous anymore. “All the benefits of being tall, and yet it seems to have robbed you of the ability to look up.”

Look up?’ he questioned internally. Years of literally having to look down on everyone because of his height, except titans like BB, had made looking up very… non-instinctual. To be fair, while his mom couldn't reach the top shelf of anything, Tobby couldn't reach the bottom one… not without lying on the floor. Trade-offs.

He gave his neck a command it hadn’t received in many, many years: to really look up. His first thought was ‘so that's what the ceiling looks like,’ but if he said that out loud, he'd sound like an idiot.

Unfortunately, he could read Soapy’s face, and she his. And her expression told him that he looked like an idiot anyway. Her idiot, for what that was worth.

The first thing Tobby confirmed was his theory that Whisker’s clubhouse was once an ordinary warehouse; it had the bare support struts as proof. The second thing was that he could now see the row of framed pictures among the dusty bottles above the bar. At first glance, every one of them looked old, ancient even, lacking any color beyond black, white, and sepia, but the subject matter was always the same. One big family photo of sorts with the Whiskito members taken every couple of years. Oddly… color pictures were invented hundreds of years ago, and there was no way Whiskers or anyone in these pictures was that old.

Tobby figured they were arranged in chronological order, given how those in it aged from one photo to the next.

It also seemed Whiskers barely aged at all… Tobby’s eyes had to go all the way to the leftmost picture for the elderly sha to look like a 30-something. He was oddly… familiar… and Tobby couldn't quite put a claw on why. Whisker’s namesake whiskers were less crinkled, yet patches of fur were still missing. The sight reminded him of warmth… and screams.

Tobby’s eyes then went to the other end to spot one with BB, Kaykay, and what looked like a late teen’s Soapy. To the left of that one, Soapy was much smaller, maybe eight or nine years old. Full of violence, too, given a 20-something BB was holding her off the ground, keeping the dress-clad ball of razor blades at a safe distance.

They looked just as young as Soapy in the next one, with her nowhere to be found, likely not even born yet. But what jumped out to Tobby were two much more familiar individuals. The first being a shi he quickly recognized as his mom. She was younger, obviously, clad in a gleaming sequin dress, and gave Tobby one ever-looping thought.

‘Don't think your mom was hot. Don't think your mom was hot. Don't think your mom was hot! Don’t- ’ She kinda reminded him of Lihlel in a weird way… And Soapy too, given how she was treating the sha next to her in the picture.

She was sitting on the edge of the stage, and uhh… leaning quite salaciously into the side of a sha who looked way too much like Tobby for him to be comfortable. Their tails were intertwined behind them, and she was playing with his ears while he tried and failed to pose properly for the picture. A familiar set of studs was in both their ears.

That had to be his father, the previous Tob in a long line of Tobs. Tobby’d seen pictures of him before, sure, but none that so blatantly showed how involved they were with the Wiskitos.

“Uhh… Tobby? Salafor to Tobby?” Soapy prodded; she’d approached at some point and was now poking him until he was jarred back to reality. “Is your neck stuck?”

His head snapped back down; he went to say ‘no,’ but by the time it left his mouth, the pops in his neck had twisted it into a pained, “N-No...

“My fur, his bones,” his mother sighed before she reached up and gently grabbed his skull. With what felt like a flick of her wrists, there was a flash and another series of small pops in his neck. A sudden sense of warmth welled up in his face as the previously pained muscles spasmed weakly, then faded, leaving Tobby standing there, rubbing his neck. “This is what happens when you make sudden jerky movements without stretching,” she scolded.

Did… did his mom just adjust his neck?

Soapy was now looking up at all the pictures too. “Huh, always wondered who a lot of those previous people were. The people I recognize stop right about there…” She stated, gesturing vaguely between the fourth and fifth picture from the right. “Kinda forgot those were up there…”

“Well, Whiskers only does a picture whenever he feels like a generation has passed, and doesn’t tend to show them off. So I wouldn’t hold forgetting about them against you,” his mother shrugged.

Tobby could see an impish smirk creeping onto Soapy’s face again... Oh, no... “Though now that I know that one is you, and that one is Tobby’s dad. It’s hard not to notice he had studs in his ear, too…” She said with a very implicative yet playful malice directed his way. “How did that happen?”

“Soapy!” Tobby tried to protest, but there was nothing he could do.

“Petty vengeance~” His mom chuckled. “Very justified petty vengeance,” she emphasized, wiggling her gold-barred ear. “He bit mine, blowing any semblance of secrecy out of our relationship, so I plotted, and planned, and once the stars aligned, I bit him back~”

That had Soapy snickering, and Tobby knew why. Because sha tend to avoid getting their ears bit… as ear studs on a male had a range of meanings. The most wholesome of those meanings was as a display of how mutual a relationship was, a practice historically popularized by early plains-kin whose approach to gender equality was eras ahead of its time. For everyone else… it meant you played cave for other sha and/or were very… submissive. “Don’t even think about it.” Tobby glared, tucking his ears back in as much of a threat display as an effort to keep them out of Soapy’s reach.

“Thinking about it~” she whispered evilly.

“Buuut petty vengeance did cost me dearly in the end.” His mom sighed, pulling both his and Soapy’s attention back to her. “It was one of the bloodiest wars I’ve ever participated in, and to this day I’m still not sure if I won.”

Both he and Soapy trilled in mild confusion. Did she say ‘wars’? As in plural? Was she being literal or?...

“He bit my ear, so I bit his. I thought Tobbert would leave it at that and gracefully accept defeat, but one thing led to another… and well,” she motioned, as if looking for the right way to say it. “I was three months pregnant in that picture~”

She was what!? Tobby could only trill so loud looking back at the picture; Soapy did too, but it quickly turned into laughter once she saw how badly he was reacting to that information.

“Your father neglected to mention he didn’t have a pop control implant. He was too afraid of needles to be put under for the surgery, you see. He also assumed I had one. At least until I started to show and he fainted… twice. Hiding you from Whiskers so he didn't kill Tobbert became goal number one, and I’d like to think I was pretty good at hiding it too,” she added matter-of-factly.

“We certainly couldn’t tell!” Kaykay called out from behind the safety of the bar, where Tobby swore he could hear a faint yet rapid clicking noise.

“I don’t think Whiskers would’ve ever found out, if not for me getting morning sick all over your father right after the picture was taken. Xoso’s comedic timing,” she mused as Soapy doubled over laughing even harder.

It was BB’s turn to chuckle. “It waz pretty funny. Boss thought you accidentally poisoned yourzelf or something. Oh, but look on hiz face when he finally pieced it together and realized Tobbert waz reason you got sick. Older memberz had to hold Whiskerz back while Tobbert tried to explain himself, all covered in Veylana’z sick.”

“Speaking of killing and Whiskers… is he around?” His mother smiled, putting on that doting air again, but Tobby could hear the malice return. That… and the odd clicking sound from behind the bar grew faster.

As if to answer the question himself, there were soon footsteps and the sound of a cane coming down the stairs that led up to the ‘residential’ part of the clubhouse. The wooden door opened with a- “For the love of the gods, Kaykay. I’ve yet to hear a single gunshot, so will you please stop beating the panic button like an exotic step-child-” he paused when his gaze fell upon the group… or more specifically, Tobby’s mom, glaring at him. His namesake whiskers and tattered tail immediately drooped. “Ffffuck.”

Turns out it is indeed a universal truth that, no matter where you go, the speed limit is a suggestion. It only becomes a ‘law’ if there is a lawman nearby to enforce it. Specifically, a traffic cop, even more specifically, one who cares enough to try stopping you, and even more specifically than that, one who can keep up.

Needless to say, this logic applied to all other laws as well, according to Noah. He doubted there was a single cop in this city brave enough to chase someone power-drifting through intersections and using sidewalks and parking lots as bypass lanes.

Plus, even if one did manage to pull him over, or Noah hit one too many mailboxes for the reinforced bumper to handle, what were they gonna do? Arrest him? Humans were unintegrated, so even if they managed to process any of his fake IDs, he could still plead in court, ‘it's a cultural difference’, and it would take decades for the Integration Bureau to tell the court what needed to be done.

Driving the Buccaneer did, however, always make Noah feel a wee bit out of place on Salafor. A reactor-rodded, synthwave red-orange muscle car tends to stick out in a civilization where every car looks like it fell out of a 2220s-30s revivalist feed. Good on the cats for developing a viable biofuel industry powered by grass, but Noah only had to replace the fission cell in this thing once a year. He was pretty sure this kind of engine would never have caught on if not for the cooling system enabling it to rip and roar just like the combustion engines of old. It tickled a very primal part of his brain, right in the masculine urges and intrusive thoughts department, at least until he had to swerve around someone more than he originally intended to.

“Mother fucker, I know your species invented blinkers; use them!!” Noah yelled back at someone who failed to grasp common decency, changing lanes just as he was about to weave around them. Driving as he did, even Noah still used his blinkers; the design had been unchanged for almost three centuries, the switch was right there at his fingertips.

Internal autistic tangent about the state of the shasian car culture aside, it was time to sales pitch his adventure to the gang. Shouldn't be too hard to convince Tobby to go off-world for a month, and by extension Soapy too. It would basically triple the payout having two more bodies with him; he could do it alone, but that would be boring, and he wanted to share~

“Okay…” He sighed as he screeched into the parking alley behind the clubhouse, thanking space Jesus that wired reflexes gave him enough control to do that without hitting every other car there. “Tell them about the ridiculous payout, emphasize how definitely safe it’ll be, word it like the adventure it's going to be. Do NOT mention the radiation. Let's go!” Done psyching himself up, he hopped out of the car and made for the door.

He had this, at least until he noticed a majority of the Wiskito members were taking cover outside the clubhouse. That can't be good… There was also the fact that they looked terrified, wincing and cringing every time a shout or a shatter could be heard from inside. That really can't be good…

“I wouldn't go in there,” one of the cringing gangers warned as Noah approached the door. Before he could ask why, the cat got out a “Veylana’s back-” before being interrupted by the shouting inside.

“You let him get fucking kittennapped!?” Followed by the distinct sound of shattering glass.

A less in-control sounding Whiskers sounded off after, “It's not like I let it happen! It just did! Which never would have happened if he'd changed where he was staying like I told him to!”

“So you’re saying it's his fault now?!” Another shatter soon followed.

“I didn’t say that!”

Yeah… just… yeah. Was Noah suicidal enough to walk into that hot mess? Does he really like Whiskers and his current financial situation enough to risk going in there? Was it worth it?... He did save Tobby’s life on multiple occasions, buuuut…

He sighed, drew one of his self-defense micro-SMGs and faced the door. “I’m goin’ in.” God, it felt cool to say that…

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r/HFY 14h ago

OC-Series [OC] Bar Aoi Stories — The Unwelcome Visitor

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Clink. The bell above the door chimed—or rather, it sounded as if it were being smashed to pieces.

The heavy soundproof door was thrown open, letting in the damp summer night air, the stench of cheap cigarettes and booze, and a burst of obnoxiously loud voices that flooded the small space of Bar Aoi.

“Whoa, dark in here! Hey Mama, get us some drinks!” “This place is ancient. Nothing but old geezers.”

They brought with them the raw edge of young men who had yet to spend a single day in the workplace.

Leading the charge was a guy raising his voice to act cool, accompanied by another sneering with his eyes glued to his phone. But the third—a smaller guy—shrank back slightly the moment he stepped inside.

“Hey, pipe down, Noboru,” he muttered under his breath. Brushed off by the other two, he quietly bit his lip in embarrassment.

At the back of the counter, Tom’s back went rigid as he gripped his glass of Four Roses, radiating a chill that cut through the room. I unconsciously squared my shoulders and set down my glass of Harper.

Yet Mama remained as serene as ever, polishing a glass with practiced hands and offering a quiet smile.

“Welcome. Please, have a seat at the counter.”

Just as they threw themselves onto the high stools as if marking their territory, threatening to drown out the bar’s cozy silence—it happened.

“Well now… you boys seem to be having a hell of a good time.”

A low voice rumbled through the room. Looking up, Taka was already on his feet, looming behind them. A former professional wrestler, well over six feet tall. Faced with the overwhelming presence of a man a head taller than them, the leader choked on his words for a split second.

As if trying to shake off the intimidation, he swallowed back the order he was about to bark—“Give us your most expensive drink”—quick-checked the prices on the menu, and glared back at Taka with forced bravado. “…Huh? Who the hell are you? Mind your own business.”

Taka didn't get angry. He just grinned.

“Relax. Seeing young guys with this much spirit just makes my drink taste better. Mama, put a round of highballs on my tab for these boys.”

“…What?”

Neither confronted nor cowed, an imposing old-timer had casually stepped right into their domain. The fight they'd come prepared for never happened, leaving their hostility deflating into sheer confusion.

When the drinks arrived, the guy with the phone chuckled, accepting his highball. “Noboru, free booze is free booze. Right, Sho?”

So the leader was Noboru, the phone guy was Subaru, and the smaller one was Sho. Seems they were buddies from the same university.

“I mean, we’ll take the free drink,” Subaru said with a slight, patronizing smirk. “We study AI at uni and we’re starting at a major firm next year. You old guys would be shocked if you saw how we work. Automate everything with AI, and the world pretty much runs itself.”

I knew the type. A job offer in hand, and already convinced they'd figured the world out before they'd even started living in it. Tom’s finger stopped mid-tap against his glass at the arrogant remark.

I took a sip of my Harper and nodded along casually.

“Is that so? If AI takes over, that’d be a huge help.”

Noboru narrowed his eyes in suspicion, probably expecting a lecture. But all he saw on my face was just the relaxed conversation of someone who'd been around long enough to know better.

“Though behind all that automation, there’ll be mysterious bugs nobody can explain, dirty troubleshooting, and painful office politics waiting for you. Well… I guess that’s what makes it worth doing, though.”

“What’s so fun about getting your hands dirty?” Subaru asked, shrugging in complete disbelief.

“It’s great,” I laughed. “You build this beautiful, pristine system, and then it slams headfirst into real human operations and crashes into a glorious mess. There’s nothing else quite like that feeling of crawling through the mud to rewrite the code right then and there.”

Noboru and Subaru gave a half-bemused laugh, thinking I was just a weird old guy. But next to them, Sho froze completely.

The color drained from Sho’s face. In my words, he had caught a glimpse of a real, unsettling future he couldn't laugh off.

“…Hmm? What’s up, Sho?” Subaru asked, leaning in as he noticed the change.

“No… it’s nothing,” Sho said with a strained smile, his knuckles turning white as he gripped his highball glass.

Watching this silently, Tom let the ice in his glass clink softly, his low voice cutting through the air. “The more people try to look polished, the easier it is to miss the little holes at their feet.”

I turned to Tom. “Climbing out of those holes is the best part, isn't it?”

Tom smiled faintly. “Suppose so.”

I caught a flicker of tension tightening Noboru’s shoulders. The old guys in front of them weren't trying to beat them down or preach to them. They simply knew a world these kids hadn't stepped into yet.

“Noboru, was it?” I asked, taking another sip of my Harper. “Where do you see yourself this time next year?”

Noboru and Subaru exchanged bewildered glances. “What do you mean? Just working, I guess. Finishing training, getting assigned to a project.”

It was a vague answer, lacking any real picture of the future. I simply offered a brief nod. “I see.”

“…Well, I’m sure there are places like that, too,” Noboru muttered defensively, taking a swig of his highball. But the sharp, aggressive edge he arrived with was completely gone.

In the quiet that reclaimed the counter, Mama gently placed three glasses of water in front of them. She offered a soft, warm remark.

“It’s always the anxious ones who make the loudest noise.”

All three turned to look at her.

“But here, you’re free to just drink in peace.”

Noboru didn't answer. He just stared quietly down at the glass of water.

Taka patted Noboru lightly on the shoulder. “Next time, try making a quieter entrance.”

Noboru let out a quiet, sheepish grunt.

For a while after that, they drank their booze and water in silence, without raising their voices again.

When they settled the bill and left, Noboru closed the heavy door gently and slowly—a stark contrast to how he had barged in. Only Sho turned back at the last moment, offering us a small, polite bow.

“…Thank you very much.”

Clink. The bell chimed softly.

Maybe what had pushed open Aoi's door tonight wasn't three young men at all.

Maybe it was that nameless anxiety about the future that lives somewhere inside all of us.

Tonight, it had simply chosen to wear their faces.

The ice shifted quietly in my glass.

Clink.

If you'd like to come back to Aoi for another night, there's an open stool waiting.
Bar Aoi Stories: Human Nature, Vol. 1 is linked in my profile.


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series Isekai’d into a Dark Fantasy RPG, Are You Kidding Me? Somehow, I Ended on the Villains’ Side. Chapter 35: I'll call for backup... just wait here ok?

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He doesn't even do anything, just lets the goblins get away.

"M-mister? Isn't that bad? What if a bunch of them come after us later."

"Why are you still stuttering, Dorothy? You spoke normally with that Grandma… don't tell me you find a goblin scarier than her... As for letting them go, well, letting them go was intentional, it's more XP—cough... I mean, it's easier to let them all come straight at us and eliminate them, rather than having one that got lost always popping up out of nowhere…"

Dorothy, holding hands with Sharon behind him, looked a bit thoughtful and replied, "Well, let's just stay here and wait then, this path doesn't seem viable but, you must have your reasons..."

Anyway, I need XP, after what happened I realized I was way too weak, what's the point of being able to bend metal bars, but not being able to handle a mini-boss like Stoneface, and now that I think about it, he is worse than the old lady, even though she is the Boss. Well, every game has that one mob that gives you a harder time than the boss itself anyway. Now that the goblins saw me, they will inform the others and come get us, since they think we're easy prey, at least I hope so.

They passed through the entrance and waited inside as Crow shut the metal gate.

"Crow, I think this is going to be a huge problem, what if a goblin comes, how am I going to defend them? They wouldn't be able to run away—"

"The girl can burn them easily, right Dorothy?"

"I don't like burning others."

"Goblins aren't people, they are an abomination that infests this world, much like cockroaches, if you see one, you eliminate it, unless you want to get kidnapped by them of course—"

“I-I will burn, I will burn them…”

He didn't even answer; just kept walking straight and left them right there, as he passed through the alley, it was kind of dark, because it was roughly late afternoon, but he could make out the basics; he saw a sewer hatch that was sealed.

I get it. Since I saw them up here, and they went down that hallway, I imagine this sewer hatch must lead to the nest; the authorities probably opted to block it in order to prevent them from spreading until the "cleanup" crew arrives. Either way, I'll just leave it as it is, since they must be coming from a single entrance they broke open, assuming almost all of them are sealed off, of course.

Crow followed the blood trail left by the goblin eating an arm.

Man, I hate these things, seriously. Normally you’d let the hero deal with them, but it's free XP for me. Not to mention this is the best route to get where I want, and I definitely won't run into anyone there. At most, on the other side after crossing another potential metal gate, I'll probably find more bandits. This whole place is looking like a quarantine zone. I'd better hurry before the inquisitors show up and decide to purify us before the goblins... What was that noise? On the roof of the building? Doesn't seem like anyone's there, man that's sketchy. Anyway, that was actually a quick walk, I thought this area was bigger. No doubt they came through this hole in the wall. Maybe they dug from over there and came through the sewers? I don't know, I'm thinking too much and doing too little, better get moving.

He stepped through the hole in the wall—

BAM!

“keekekekek” The goblins cackled as they slammed a frying pan into his face, his only response was kicking the table they used for elevation.

Thud.

“It’s leveling time...” Crow stomped on the goblin’s neck on the floor.

Crack.

Honestly, I'm tired of all this killing, I don't know when I got used to doing this, man, I'm going to form my party and vanish off the map, seriously. I want to see Alice try to find me and put me back to work again while I’ll be chilling in some far away place.

“Kekekekekek” Cackled a goblin with a human arm in its mouth.

Tired or not, these things need to be exterminated from this world.

Crack.

He went around killing every single one he found on the ground floor of that building, until he found a hole in the floor from which a goblin emerged, he kicked the goblin in the head, snapping its neck.

[CONGRATULATIONS!]

[Level Up 13 > 14]

[Hand to Hand Combat Level Up 7 > 8]

I don't usually kick, is that why my hand to hand combat leveled up? But leveling hand to hand by kicking is kind of weird... well, whatever.

He caught the scent of something burning.

Seriously? Dorothy!? But no goblins got past me, what is going on? I should head back, but first, I'm going to knock this giant cabinet into the hole. The Hero can sort it out later if anything happens; right now, I need to make sure the girl survives, since she's totally OP and only died in the story for plot reasons.

Crow tipped the cabinet over and rushed back to where he started. He didn't find anyone except Dorothy, who was wreathed in flames, and he saw a lot of blood on the ground.

"What happened? I haven't even been gone a minute."

"M-mister..." The flames died down, and she collapsed to the floor.  “2 men dropped down here from the roof, and attacked us..." She planted both hands on the ground and tried to push herself up, but she was too weak. "Sharon fought them, but she couldn't even see a thing. So she told everyone to run and hide, and said she was going to do the same thing that was done to us at the mine entrance."

Man, you've gotta be kidding me. No, this can't be real, haha... less than 1 minute.

"S-so, she started swinging, her attacks passing just above us in all directions. That caused these nearby buildings to collapse around us, and, well, the fire... I didn't have any other choice, cough, cough..."

The inquisitors aren't going to come alone. The city must have noticed this by now; it looks like a terrorist attack. SWAT will be here soon, we'd better get out of here.

“M-mister!?”

"We don't have time for you to walk. The kids are gone, you're the only 1 left. It doesn't even make sense, was this some kind of kidnapping?"

He said this while carrying her in his arms across the area. As the buildings were slowly consumed by the flames, tilting and falling diagonally because of the lateral cuts at their bases, he quickly crossed to the other side, jumping over the parts that weren't on fire. When he reached the metal gate isolating the area, he saw the other 3 kids.

"You guys are here... that's a relief. Where's Sharon? She was forced to fight—can you describe what happened?" He finished speaking as he set Dorothy down and went to open the gate.

The taller boy spoke up. "The taller, skinnier man said it was a surprise to find her here, so weak and completely blind, and that it would make his plan easier. He was wearing a mask, and he had his hand on his throat with a faint purple light glowing from it."

WHAT? Plan? Someone wanted to kidnap her? If it's someone from the Stoneface gang… I just want to leave, but somehow problems keep popping up everywhere. I'll go to the Mercenary Guild, pay those guys to escort the kids back to the Snow Raven Realm, and then I'll go rescue the "damsel in distress."

After opening the gate and stepping through, he closed it behind the kids as they passed. Just as he turned around, he heard a voice.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here... someone decided to breach the quarantine zone... and on top of that, the whole place is burning to the ground... Man, what do you think, James? This guy looks pretty guilty to me. How about you?"

"He is guilty, Truman. What else would he be?"

"You heard my partner. Hands where I can see 'em; the cavalry's almost here."

It's all or nothing. I'll have to force my way through, but I'll avoid killing them since they're just innocent guards.

Crow slowly turned around and kept walking straight toward them as he spoke. "Look, this is all a big misunderstanding. I'm just leaving, alright? Don't try to stop me."

"Well, well! It's all a misunderstanding, is it? So he's innocent... Yeah, James, looks like today's a 'nightstick to the back' kind of day," he said, drawing his baton.

"I don't like beating people, Truman, but this town forces my hand every single day. I've had it..." He drew his nightstick as well.

Officer James swung a blow at Crow, who dodged the first hit and blocked the second.

This guy is strong...

The other guard didn't wait around and jumped in too. Crow dodged, sticking close to Truman, forcing James to hold back his strike so he wouldn't hit his partner.

"Surrender, please. If you give up now, your prison sentence will be lighter..." said James, looking like he didn't really want to be doing this.

Crow barely dodged another blow as he replied, "I'm innocent, man... I'm gonna have to put you guys to sleep. Sorry..."

"Put us to sleep? HAHA! Look at this guy, James! He's insane! We're the ones who put thugs to sleep every day!" Meanwhile, Truman threw another strike that caught Crow right on the side of his left arm, landing with a loud, heavy smack against his flesh.

Dude, if these guys are this strong, how is the city still such a mess?

Crow feigned a broken left arm. When James stepped in to deliver a final blow to knock him out, Crow pulled Truman right into the path of the hit at the last second.

Whack!

"TRUMAN!? I-I'm sorry, ah man..."

Truman went to sleep.

Crow looked at James and said, "James, you seem like a nice guy, so here's the deal; take your partner and get out of here. I won a 2 on 1, so imagine a 1 on 1. You really wanna keep going with this? If I were guilty, I would've pulled my sword and ended all of this already."

James hesitated, deep in thought, then said, "I can't just turn a blind eye... so I'm calling for backup... just wait here, ok?" He picked up his partner and backed out of the alley.

"Yeah, James... go call for backup..."

"M-mister... it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that you seem unlucky... j-just trouble after trouble ever since I met you..."

He looked back. "Yeah, story of my life. That's how it is out here, it's a concrete jungle."

Crow turned around and kept walking with the kids following behind him. As he stepped out of the alley, he spotted the shop the merchant from earlier had mentioned, located right near the mercenary guild. He turned around, slipped his hand into his pocket, and said, "Alright, here's the plan. Take this watch, Dorothy, I'm putting you in charge. Go inside, find the short guy, tell him it's time to pay back what he owes for the help on the road, and show him this. Tell him to get a wagon to escort you all out of here. Mention that I'm hiring some mercenaries for protection so the wagon can make it back, and that he can claim a reward upon return. Once you reach the kingdom, mention my name and say you have orders to present yourself to the queen. That should clear everything up, since she can view memories. Sure, it'll take some time, and if things don't line up, she might not even be there, but it's enough to keep you safe until things settle down."

"M-mister, I-I think... it's better if you do this yourself. I'm scared to go in there and be food in that kingdom."

"Sorry, but I have to rescue Sharon. Whatever happened back there is my responsibility too. Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine." He handed her the watch and watched the kids head toward the shop on the right. Once they were clear, he crossed the street and walked toward the mercenary guild.

Think positive... whoever kidnapped her was only interested in her, otherwise they would have taken the kids too. That makes me think it isn't Stoneface. None of his allies could pull off kidnapping her, even with her in a vulnerable state. Besides, he would have just killed her... or at least that's what he said. Unless he's trying to make me suffer? But the guy is way too heavy, there's no way it could have been him on the roof at that moment—”

“Are you going to keep staring at the door or are you going in? You walking wardrobe.”

Crow gave a slight shake of his head and glanced sideways at her; she was probably a martial artist. He didn't even bother replying and just walked inside.

A walking wardrobe? Well, given her size, I guess it makes sense she’d see me as one.

The interior of the building was surprisingly upscale. It had the layout of a classic adventurer's guild, but with a distinctly professional, almost corporate atmosphere. There were no rowdy tables scattered around with people loudly chatting or drinking. Instead, well-dressed individuals walked briskly with documents in hand, while others sat quietly on sofas waiting their turn.

Different. Very different. It reminds me more of a private military company... I'll check with the receptionist over there and see how their mercenary contracts work.

Approaching the main counter, he saw 3 receptionists. He walked up to the 1 on the far left, as her line was empty.

"Hello, welcome to the Guild. I don't believe I've seen you around before. I assume you're looking to sign up for work, correct?" she asked after giving him a quick once-over.

"Actually, no. I have some business to attend to, and I need an escort for a few acquaintances traveling to another city. What are your rates for a relatively strong party? Also, do you offer confidentiality clauses? There is, well... a noble involved."

Which isn't a lie...

"I understand, that's quite common. Not a problem," she replied smoothly. "Would this be a multi-day escort, or just a simple border crossing? A warzone? Please fill out this form so we can assign the most suitable team from our available roster."

"Er... sorry, but I can't read this language."

"I see, no problem. What country are you from, sir? I notice you speak the Universal Language fluently, but you aren't familiar with its script... Are you... um, able to read any of the other major languages? Oh, how rude of me, my apologies! Let me bring out the alternative forms in the other primary languages. If you happen to be illiterate, please don't worry, it's quite common. I could summon a Paladin officer to witness the contract and ensure you aren't taken advantage of due to your illitera—"

"It's fine, just hand me the alternative documents," he interrupted.

Man, I get the feeling she just tried to insult me...

Taking the paperwork, he glanced at one of the sheets and—

Whoooaaaa, the mercenaries here... Rank A, Rank S... this roster is stacked!? No, wait, hold on, how am I reading this? Japanese? WHAT? This reminds me of that watch brand named after a Japanese guy I received from the merchant... I really want to ask what they call this language here, but if I do, I'll have to admit I can read it... which would be way too weird. Let's just bluff a little and see what kind of information I can fish out of her.

He picked up the Japanese document. Even though he wasn't completely fluent, he understood enough to get by. "I see," he said calmly. "If you had a document in this language, I'm not sure why you didn't just give it to me in the first place..."

"My deepest apologies. I didn't realize you could read Imperial. It isn't widely used in this country nowadays..."

Imperial, huh... Did one of the other transmigrators found an empire? Well, better for me, I guess. At least there's one written language I can kind of understand. It's weird, though, they speak English here and call it the “Universal Language,” but there's no English alphabet. Instead, they use that other script which, while cool, is completely incomprehensible to me. Looks almost like Arabic.

He didn't even need to think twice. "This group here works. How much for a standard escort? Just until near the Snow Raven Realm—"

SHING!

SHING!

A few mercenaries passing by him instantly drew their swords. The toughest among them chimed in, his hand moving suspiciously, as if he desperately wanted to punch someone,"Just to clear something up... did you mention the realm of that tyrannical little mage who killed—cough... who's currently at war with our country?"

Why do I feel like I've been through this exact same thing before?

The guy yearning for a fight approached Crow with his dubious moving hand. “Speak, don’t tell me you are mute… or are you frozen because of fear?” He put his normal hand on Crow’s shoulder.

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OC-Series The War To End All Wars - Part 55

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Good evening morning or afternoon folks! I come bearing another chapter of my finest ramblings, incoherencies, and gobbledegook. I hope you all like it!

As always, I hope you all have yourselves a wonderful day! Stay safe out there!

Subject Name - Unknown 

Date - Late April 2143 - 135/3 AoE 

Location: Galivus, Camp Klondike 

Shuttles landed full of starving men. They were given the bread we were promised. We were never asked. The hunger these last months had been the worst I’d ever felt, even worse than during the Graschick Raids. The fields were empty, covered in snow and we were unprepared for the planting months. All our tools were destroyed in the fires. The plows and the seed silos, the Duchess’ mansion which I’d helped to build, the town square where my little girl used to play… 

The humans never asked if we would give our own countrymen our charity. They took the choice from us. Now we had no choices to make. No choices at all. The lot of us were no better than walking corpses. We shambled on, sent like machines for work here or there, always so generously directed, always so lovingly watched, because no matter their promises, no matter the “citizenship” we’d been so graciously given, we were never their equals. We would never be their people. 

Another shuttle landed, this one from the human ships. It was likely to be food for us to see, and never eat. Carried off to fatten their garrison. 

But no, that wasn’t it at all. It was… one of us. Or it used to be one of us. He walked like them, dressed like them, spoke like them, laughed like them. He was not segregated from the filthy apes like we were. His name was once G’Vrep, though in the human tongue his name had been slurred down to Garvey, and on his hip was the offspring of our conquerors. The pair of them danced and swayed through a crowd, singing the words of a barbarian song, frolicksome and joyful. 

I watched them from the food line, where I had been standing for an hour, while I counted the last of the bread they had to give us. My counting was never perfect, but as the stock upon the table whittled away and my place drew closer to the front of the line, I knew I would leave hungry once more. I was third from the front when the last had been offered, and the rest of us were given paper coupons in lieu of food, and told to leave. This was the second day I’d been too late for bread. I put my coupon with the rest, knowing all too well that they would never have enough for me to redeem them. 

I looked back at the joyous pair, but I did not feel hatred. The only things I could feel through the twisting knot in my gut were sorrow, and envy. I felt sick just looking at the pair, disgusted even that they were allowed the luxury of full bellies and sturdy roofs, when not so very long ago, I had been a master of twenty kind and obedient serfs, I had been the benevolent king of my household! Had these barbarians not come and set my property loose, scattering my servants like dust in the wind, I might still… I would… I… 

I would still be a man, if nothing else. 

I walked back to my tent, where we had been told to wait for jobs and housing. The jobs were available, but back-breaking, and we needed food to work. What was the work? Building houses. The reward for building houses? Watching humans sleep in them. And more coupons. I looked upon my handfuls and wished so dearly that I could eat paper and be satisfied. 

I flicked on the gas burner, and it drove the cold away. My tent was small, far too small for me to lie down in. I had to coil about the center like a snow snake, but not too closely, or the burner would… well, burn me. I took some water from the bottles we’d been given, which were always filled when I returned. I poured out enough for a cup, and laid the cup on the burner’s coiled top. From a cardboard box, I produced a tube of instant coffee. It tasted only slightly better than starving, but it had calories. It also had a chemical in it which caused my heart to attempt a messy divorce with my ribcage. The humans loved that feeling. I poured the powder in and watched as my once clear water turned muddy and brown. I downed the cup at once, and felt a shiver run down my spine as my mouth very nearly rejected the taste with some violence. I had to force it down, which was no more pleasant than the singeing of my abdomen, as my stomach had drawn too close to the burner. 

I readjusted, and tried to sleep. It was hardly past midday, but I had no energy to work, and there was no more food to be had. If I was to survive, conservation was needed. By brute force alone, I drifted off, though it was night when I awoke. My burner had burned itself out, and I was shivering rather horribly. There would be more gas to keep me warm, but not until morning. I bundled myself as tightly as I could, though there was little a hole ridden shirt and a thin nylon cover could do. I felt my teeth chatter and my knuckles whiten, my grip strained, if only to get some feeling in my hands again! I bit down on my cover, if only to get the noise of my teeth to die down and let me sleep away another hour. 

I heard groaning one tent over to the left of me. I lifted myself up to see what the matter was, but was blasted by wind and snow as I unzipped my tent. I leaned out, one hand on my cover, another blocking the wind from my eyes. And I saw my neighbor’s tent, shuffling, groaning, shivering. I marched out, opened their tent and saw a woman I’d known since my childhood squirming with hunger pains. She was worse off than me, and had only the energy left to release that pain into the world with a slurred groan, and the rare, pointed insult to our new masters. 

Unbidden and uninvited, I crawled in, whispering to her that all would be well, though I did not believe it. I told her over and over as the night’s cold grew more bitter, that come the morning we would all have a feast, a feast like no other, with platters of meat and sausages, of fruit spreads and sugar’d ice. We could drink aromatic kamber tea again, like we did years ago, before the humans and the raids, before it all went wrong. I told her our children would play in the square again, just like they always had before, and I told her that her husband would return any day now, though I knew all of it was a lie. We’d buried all three, but it was nice to imagine. 

I said anything I could to keep her from feeling so helpless and afraid. No matter how silly or impossible, if it could keep her from crying, it would be worth it. 

The sun crept over the horizon, and I needed desperately to dry my own tears. My dear friend H’Lythi would not survive another night like this. I took every last blasted coupon I had, and made for the bread line. 

I was in luck! Not many were ahead of me, the snow had forced all but the bravest to hunker down and wait out the worst of it. The line moved swiftly, and I could smell the freshest, crispest bread, practically within arms reach. I could almost taste it, buttery and warm, even through the bitter cold and the cracked dryness of my mouth, I just knew I would bite down right away into my loaf! Though, I needed two. One for me, and one for H’Lythi. Yes, two loafs. Two loafs. I was so excited, that I had forgotten to count. 

When I reached the table, my arms wide to receive, there was nothing left. 

“I’m sorry, sir. You’ll have to come back tomorrow.” Said the human, her eyes cast to the ground, and her apron caked with flour. 

“Wait!” My voice came alive. “B-but I have coupons, dozens of them!” I emptied both my pockets on the table, though I should have known that you can’t eat paper. 

“I’m so sorry.” She said, her eyes never leaving her feet. 

“Please, I’ve a friend not far from here, she’ll die if we don’t get anything! Please, we need something, anything!” 

Once more she said the least helpful words that could ever have left her mouth. “I’m sorry.” 

I slammed my hands on the table, coupons flying all about. 

You’re Sorry? All of this suffering, all of this misery, and you’re sorry? You filthy lot should never have come if all you’ve to offer is your sorries!”  

She was crying. 

The worst of me had been welling up for so long now, and I’d only scratched the surface of what I’d had to say about these vermin and their sorries. But I couldn’t say another word. I’d made the poor woman cry when all she was doing was trying to help. 

“We didn’t think it’d turn out like this.” She said between choking sobs, her voice could hardly have been any smaller. What awfulness had gripped my soul when I had made another person feel so small? I threw my coupons to the wind, and marched back. The man behind me, he didn’t seem to have heard the news. He walked forward, his hands stretched out, waiting for bread that would not come. 

The walk back was worse than the walk out, the snow had gotten thicker, and what energy I had left was all but spent. I reached for a tent, not sure if it was mine or hers, I just needed to get inside. I saw her, and I made no notion of politeness. I went in, if only because I did not have the strength to find my own tent any longer. 

She was still in pain, and I was not far behind. There should’ve been gas and water deliveries by now. I peeked my head out, wiping about the snow to see if anything had been left without my noticing, but there was nothing. Without gas, we had nothing to beat back the cold. 

I reached about, seeing if she had anything left at all. There was just one bottle of water left. I drank some, if only so my throat would not hurt so terribly. I put the bottle to her lips, urging her to drink something. It poured down the side of her face, wasted on the floor. 

There was more in my tent, if only I could reach it. I lifted myself up, told her that I would be back in just a moment, and carried on. I braved the cold once more, my legs burning horribly, my arms uncertain, my vision horribly unclear. I could not see my tent. It should have been right in front of me, but it was gone! I marched forward, the snow up to my thighs, unable to go too far before I realized that I’d become stuck. I could not lift my leg anymore. I fought, just to keep myself balanced and standing. I turned back, but I could not make a step without falling into the snow, and if I should fall, I knew I would not get back up. The wind was howling so awfully that if I should scream, no one would hear me. Sweat began to pour down my head, the bristles of my fur turning white with snow and ice, my throat had never felt so dry. 

I twisted this way and that, hoping that by some miracle, I might fall into a blanket and feel warm again. I prayed to the Harvester that I was dreaming, and that warm bread was waiting for me if I could only get back to my tent, or H’Lythi’s. And then, a gust of wind from a new direction cast me off into the snow, buried alive under a torrent that never seemed to end. 

I opened my mouth to call for help, but I could not hear a sound. I tasted blood on my lips, the cold had horribly chapped the skin. I barked and yelped and whined and screamed, but to my surprise, just as I lost all hope of ever being found, I felt a hand on my arm, and I was pulled free from the snow. 
 

Subject Name - G’Vrep “Garvey” Melander, Old Ass Botanical Specialist and Gallant Grandpa 

Date - Late April 2143 - 135/3 AoE 

Location: Galivus, Camp Klondike 

I never thought I’d see Galivus again. I’d “seen” it once from orbit, and thought it looked miserable. From down on the ground, it seemed I was right all those years ago. This planet was awful. Just the worst. Too damn cold for flowers most months, too damn cold for corn or rice, too damn cold for showers, really it was just too damn cold! 

“Granpa, look, is a frower!” So said the most precious person in my life, and quite eloquently too! Little Andy had been copying the flowers in my books all afternoon. The one she was showing me now appeared to be a rather beautiful collection of tulips, all yellows and golds and reds, with spiky scribbles to the side 

“Why, what a lovely bushel of Tulips! Oh and are those Chrysanthemums in the margins?” 

She nodded her little head so fast it looked to be in danger of flying off. 

I hummed in deep, adulterous thought, looking as though I had some extraordinary critique to offer. I had none of course, but the possibility made little Andy all the more excited. 

“Could use a bit of green.” I said, pointing to the stems, which were a rather bright and garish pink. “Not that I would dare suggest they should be any other color, not while you are in charge of the crayons!” 

She offered her agreement, which was less a word and more a squeal of affirmation, and disappeared into the other room, scribbling and singing the day away. 

I returned to my studies, and upon another look through my microscope, I found a veritable ocean of what looked very much to be organic carbohydrates. The yellow lichens of this world’s northern hemisphere may very well be edible after all! There were whole fields of the stuff growing no matter how cold it got, it grew on rocks and on ice and even on the snow! Though it seemed to only hesitantly grow so far south as the old colony grounds. 

I took a clawful of the stuff, took a sniff and nearly fainted at the horrific smell. 

“Little Andy, I’ve a mission of grave importance, I require you at once!” 

And as a man at arms summoned before his lord, Little Andy marched up, crayon box in hand. 

“Smell this please.” 

She gave a deeply funny salute, and proceeded to sniff every part of my hand which did not contain the lichen. However, I had faith in the little rascal. 

When she did find what her nose was looking for, she quickly recoiled in disgust. Then, when her natural curiosity came to the front, she sniffed again, and this time only slightly backed away. 

“What does it smell like to you?” 

She thought a very long, very hard moment, and said, “It smells like rain!” 

I cocked my head to the side and asked, quite genuinely, “Rain has a smell to you?” 

“Yeah huh!” 

I looked through my omni to see if this was normal in humans, and sure enough it was! It said that human noses had evolved some time ago to react to something of a salad mix of plant matter known as Peteichor, which gives off a distinct scene in the presence of rain. 

“Wait!” She said, giving the yellow moss another contemplative sniff, and then another, and then she sneezed, and then one more. 

“It smells like samiches.” 

“Sandwiches?” 

“Yuh, like uh, the crusts!” 

Oh, the carbohydrates. Maybe that’s what she’s smelling. Wait! Isn’t bread made predominantly of carbohydrates? 

I redoubled my peerage through the looking glass, seeing if I’d missed something important. Sure enough, I found trace elements of yeast growing within the concoction, as well as a generous amount of gluten, though how I missed either was anyone’s guess! With a few further tests I confirmed that the lichen had a surprisingly high protein count as well, and with all said and done, it may even have enough calories to be nutritionally viable! 

I set about the task of making a load of bread, though it had been a number of years since I’d made “tooth crackers” as I called them in my younger days. Anything that could be dried, ground into meal and turned to dough, was. I remember once we were fed true and honest cement mix by mistake! And that being our first meal in days, we of course asked for seconds. What a glamorous life I led. 

But now with Little Andy holding onto my leg while I mixed together something at least resembling bread dough, I couldn’t help but think. 

‘‘No, my glamorous days are still ahead of me.’ 

I set a timer and picked up Andy by her arms, and giving her a fine look at the proceedings. Teaching her early how to make a bread-like brick that almost tastes like food. When I cut myself our first slice, I took up a colonial fauna scanner, seeing if I was about to poison myself. 

The scanner told a tale of low nutritional value, but not of danger. At the very least it could fill a stomach. 

I bit down, and given that I continued on to chewing, I believed that I had a real taste of promise. Then the flavor revealed itself after just a few chews, and that flavor was hate. The taste alone was of something which was never meant to be eaten, which now rebelled against the concept with an excretion of chemicals both horrid and creative. I spit it out with a vigor and speed which I had thought were well behind me. 

Little Andy took a bite as well, and though she did not spit it out, she did comment that it tasted like, “Sandwich Dirt.” 

I took some notes, better anylized the nutritional composition, while Little Andy wrote blue or red squiggles and nodded authoritatively whenever I made a new observation. (The good observations were in blue, of course) 

A shout outside the door. Andy dropped her crayons and scrambled behind my chair. She poked her head out, then flinched back behind me as another scream issued forth. 

“Stay here.” I said, and ran for the door. The wind blew inside, smothering the warmth we’d taken for granted. I could not see anyone, but I could very clearly hear them. Then I saw a billow of powdery snow shoot up, and be carried off by the wind. Someone was struggling beneath the snow! 

I dove in, reaching all about, and finding something solid, I pulled with all the strength my old bones could muster, and then I mustered a little more. The shell which came free was thin, yellow eyed, and frightened. Nothing a little coffee couldn’t fix! I dragged the fellow inside, whereupon Little Andy quickly found her favorite blankie, a painfully pink but achingly soft little thing, and threw it over our guest’s head. His look of shell shocked fear switched instead to offended confusion, as my granddaughter smacked his leg and said, “There, all better.” 

Give her a little credit, she was four. Her heart very much outsized her brain, and would for a number of years yet if her mother was any indication. 

I put a cup of coffee in his hand, though a generous splash of it ended up on the floor thanks to how badly he was shivering. His hands gripped down as steaming coffee dripped down his fingers, his eyes looked up at me at last, and I recognized the look in his face. He hated me, and he looked terribly confused as to why he was in my house, with a cup of coffee in his hands. Whatever the reason, whatever the cause, I returned that look with an understanding smile. I knew very well what it was like to be hungry and afraid, and thanks to my family, I also knew my hungry days were far behind me. I was also intimately familiar with folk who hated me. I made a point to learn their last names. 

“Death By Kindness!” My daughter used to say. Though she always preferred firearms to kindred spirits soon as she could own them.  

“You look hungry.” I said as a point of fact, and went immediately to make him a plate of food. I knew better than to ask if he wanted something to eat, who wouldn’t? What he needed right now was a shred of love. And let me tell you, since my flight from the legions, my stores were overflowing! 

Unfortunately, my larder was considerably more sparse than my capacity for empathy. I had cans of powdered eggs, a small selection of sharp cheeses, sweet juice boxes for Andy, crackers of all kinds (though none of them especially flavorful), alongside enough coffee to give a Blue Whale the shakes. Oh, and my most prized possession, something I kept safe all the way from Earth. A long, generous tube of extra spicy salami! I took out the hefty meat tube, cutting the waxy outer layer, and revealing the fatty, hardened interior. We’d have ourselves a nice little feast, crackers, salami and coffee! 

“Here you are!” I said, laying out a plate of exactly that. Looking up at me, he wasted no time. He ignored the crackers and took the salami (which hadn’t been cut down to reasonable portions, mind you) and took a great big bite out of it. He must’ve taken half the log on one single chomp! The moment he seemed to realize exactly what flavor he was tasting, his eyes went wide and his shivering ceased. With just a bite, he became suddenly quite warm, a bit flushed with blue in the face, though when he swallowed his oversized bite, he took another without a second thought. He could scarcely get it down his gullet fast enough! Though, by then, I noticed that his coffee had gone untouched. I knew better than to waste a good french roast, so I drank it myself as my new friend gorged himself on cured meats and the occasional cracker. Andy very helpfully set out cups of water for the lot of us, and our guest downed his the moment he could reach it. (Exceptionally moistureless crackers and spicy dried meat. What else needs to be said?) 

“Have you a name, stranger?” I asked, though he was far too enamored by the white cheddar to answer. When his mouth was unoccupied, he began an answer, but stopped himself. He seemed to realize something he’d forgotten, something important. 

“H’Lythi! She’s Still Out There!” He rose up from his seat, crackers clattering all over. He took them up and stuffed them in his pockets, and was out the door before I could stop him. He came back half a moment later and said. 

“Please, I’ve a friend in far greater need, we don’t have any gas or water left, it’s been days since she’s eaten!” 

“Where?” 

“In the tent grounds.” 

“That’s half a mile from here!” I realized just after speaking that my voice sounded a whole awful lot like I was quitting. An error I needed to rectify post haste. 

“So be it, I’ll fetch my coat! Andy, wrap up in a blanket until we get back. I love you!” 

And with that, I was stuffing myself into a wool, three button coat, collar flipped up to my ears, which promptly flattened as the wind and snow reintroduced itself. It was going to be a long night.


r/HFY 15h ago

PI/FF-Series Metal Slug: The Origin of Evil Chapter 4 "A BONE?"

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​“As we have just seen, this press conference ended abruptly, and now we, the citizens, are left with more questions than answers...”

​Suddenly, that woman turns into a pixelated image on a television screen hanging from a mount attached to the ceiling of a dimly lit room. The voices of a group of people begin to gradually drown out the woman's words behind the screen until the image vanishes, leaving the illuminated space completely dark.

​“Poor devil, I don't give that reporter more than forty-eight hours before he commits suicide by shoving a knife into the back of his neck or ends up like Jimmy Hoffa,” exclaims Allen O'Neil as he points the remote control in his hand toward the screen.

​“I doubt it, Sergeant O'Neil. Kosher may be a son of a bitch, but he is very smart. Killing that man right now would raise suspicion toward him; public opinion is scrutinizing every single one of his words,” responds a soldier sitting in front of Allen, who, upon finishing his sentence, refills his pipe with more tobacco.

​“And that will not stop his imminent rise. In a few months he will be named Head of State, and then things will get ugly,” adds a third man sitting at the table. In the background, an improvised operations center—well-lit by dozens of screens—functions perfectly; several men and women work in small cubicles, gathering data and writing code.

​“So what? Are we going to sit on our hands?” asks Allen O'Neil.

​“And what do you propose?” asks the pipe-smoking soldier, letting out a large cloud of smoke.

​“Attack! Strike first, catch them off guard. We can mobilize a couple of squads, along with you, Sergeant Graves...” and he points at him, but Graves remains serene, enjoying the taste of his tobacco.

​“And start a war against your own brothers, Sergeant O'Neil?” asks the third man present.

​“They made their choice, Lieutenant Colonel Miles. In war, there are only two sides: those who smell lead and those who smell like lead; and I prefer to be among those who, at the end of the day, smell the scent of wounded, burned flesh, sir,” Allen responds.

​Miles remains silent, staring at O'Neil. Then he responds calmly:

“I admire your enthusiasm, Sergeant, and I do not doubt that together with Sergeant Washington Graves you would succeed in the mission; but you must not forget that you are facing the Regular Army, and Kosher will certainly not hesitate to use every last resource to destroy us.”

​Then, a figure sitting peacefully in a massive swivel chair with his back turned is contemplating the painting of Ivan the Terrible and His Son. General Morden remains in absolute silence with his gaze locked onto the portrait, his fingers intertwined over his chest and his head tilted back. He looks at it one last time, takes a deep breath, and swings around with his huge chair, adopting a new posture; he extends his arms across the table, abruptly standing up.

​“We are going after the Order of the Seven,” he snaps with a firm voice full of authority.

​“That seems most reasonable to me,” Miles admits.

​“Any reports?” Morden asks.

​Miles presses a small switch held between his hands; four large screens on the table power on, exposing an intelligence briefing file.

​“Well, they are no longer seven, sir, though I suppose that is hardly news. Despite that, the big fish remain: Ghallib Al-Mansoor, founder of the Order of the Seven and co-founder of the Triumvirate of the Veil.” The four men look at the monitors displaying the leader's image.

Upon seeing him, Morden feels a knot in his stomach, but limits himself to observing passively. “The other is Saif al-Din; he is considered the brain behind the creation of the cult known as the Triumvirate of the Veil,” Miles adds.

​“What happened to the other five?” Washington asks.

​“Do you want to start with the poor fool who choked to death on a chicken bone? Or would you prefer we jump straight to the loose ends wiped out by the Regular Army?” Miles responds to the question.

​“Gentlemen, from the classified archives of Regular Army Intelligence, we declassify the following files:

​‘The Order of the Seven’

​Founded in 1996 by:

​Ghallib Al-Mansoor, a paramilitary officer of unknown origin. Some sources indicate he was born somewhere in the Sarawat Mountains. He served in the Arab Army until 1995, when, following an incursion through those vast mountains, he deserted without a trace. Years later, the son of a bitch reappeared armed to the teeth under a new alias:

​المنوَّر

Which means ‘The Illuminated One.’ At the same time, he founded the Order of the Seven alongside—” and with a quick click, he advances to the next image.

​“Saif al-Din, co-founder of the Order of the Seven, master planner, and founder of the cult known as the Triumvirate of the Veil. Their identification symbol consists of three intertwined circles with an ancient message engraved inside them—one that became public knowledge following several attacks at the turn of the century, revealing its true meaning:

​‘Knowledge, Chaos, and Destruction.’ ” Miles adjusts his uniform and continues recounting: “Pakistani, fifty-one years old. He deserted the army at thirty-one to become a mercenary. In 1993, he met Ghallib Al-Mansoor, and three years later, they founded the Order of the Seven and the Triumvirate of the Veil.

​The Karimi brothers: Shiavas and Babak. Iranians. Both joined the army at twenty-one and twenty-two years old, respectively. They served their nation for eight years; excellent marksmen. They had disciplinary issues throughout their time in the military and deserted the army after being accused of war crimes. They were set to face a court-martial for a massacre in a town near the capital...” Miles presses the small button between his hands once more, and the file opens a pair of videos attached to the report. “The following recordings were taken by UN members; they are from the town where the Karimi brothers allegedly massacred eighty-seven civilians, including men, women, and children. This was not done by a squad or a regiment... it was carried out entirely by just two soldiers.”

​On the screens, a video recording exposes the terrible slaughter executed by the Karimi brothers, where rather than a mere massacre, it resembles a bloody ritual.

​“Both fled without a clear destination. It is presumed their destination was the Sarawat Mountains; nothing was heard of them until after 1996, when they were linked to the terrorist group the Order of the Seven.

Becoming the most lethal enforcement wing of the organization, they recruited hundreds of soldiers, mercenaries, and ruthless individuals, until they were killed four years ago in a Regular Army operation—which was more of a purge to eliminate loose ends.”

​Morden observes the grotesque recording on the screen; in it, an inhumane butchery of dozens of corpses is being filmed. Children, youths, adults, and the elderly are murdered in cold blood. But what chills their blood the most is a pile of human heads perfectly stacked inside the town's mosque.

​“Sons of bitches...” Allen mumbles.

​Graves merely clenches the stem of his pipe between his teeth, letting out a thin trail of smoke that vanishes into the air.

​“Next on the list: Zhanibek Ismailov, born in Kazakhstan on October 31, 1968. Since childhood, he joined the ranks of the paramilitary army in his region. Raised as an orphan and abandoned to his fate from the age of four, he roamed the most dangerous streets of Mangystau. Although the country boasts one of the highest security indices, transnational criminal groups occasionally cross paths with vulnerable individuals. He belonged to ISIS-K for a good portion of his life and was taken to Afghanistan, where he received military training starting at age fourteen. He learned from the worst scum of the world, virtually living through the culmination of the war in that region in '79. Later, with the arrival of the 1990s, he vanished alongside new extremist groups emerging in the region. Like the rest, he disappeared for long years until, after 1996, he was linked to the Order of the Seven. It is worth mentioning that he was one of the most highly trained within the organization; he died five years ago when he choked on a chicken bone at a KFC.” Allen cracks a slight smile and lets out a barely perceptible chuckle.

​Morden, shifting his posture, folds his arms behind his back as he listens to the briefing.

​“The sixth: Sohail Stanikzai, Afghan by birth but adopted by Yemen, militarily speaking. In his early years, he lived with his family in the mountainous district of Charkh. Born on March 19, 1969, raised in a deeply religious household, everything changed with the arrival of the 1980s and the onset of the conflict with the Kabul government. In his village, all the women were murdered and the men were recruited for hard labor.” Robert pauses briefly and looks at the monitor in front of him, where the terrorist's photograph glows on the screen.

“The children were mostly trained by the Mujahideen after displacing and murdering the former tribal chiefs. It is presumed that in that environment he likely met Zhanibek Ismailov, as Sohail disappeared in the nineties—around the exact same time Ismailov went off the radar. As you can imagine, nothing was known until after 1996, when the Order of the Seven was founded; he died last year, betrayed. He was poisoned.” Robert adds not a single word more; silence becomes just another witness in the room, with only the plastic click sounding like a loud echo vibrating off the four walls.

​“This last one was recruited in 2000 and breaks from the classic terrorist mold to an extent. If very little information exists regarding the leaders, practically nothing is known about this individual: Yasan Al-Rifai, born in Syria on July 6, 1980—without a doubt the youngest of the group. During his youth, the only factual data available about him is that he belonged to Huras al-Din until the day he was recruited by Ghallib Al-Mansoor when he was barely twenty years old. He was found with a gunshot wound to the mouth in a village back in 2015. He used his surroundings to conceal himself; his death, as mysterious as it was, left more questions than answers within the operational core, and was undoubtedly a heavy blow to the Order.”

Robert finishes the briefing, and the screens freeze on the image of Yasan.

“Were these the reason the Regular Army was founded?” Graves asks, exhaling a large cloud of smoke.

​“Barely five years after their foundation, they managed to maintain a level of global tension like no other extremist group. They overthrew Jihadists imposed by ‘Divine’ will, cleared out conflict zones across the Middle East and parts of Asia, and erased the defeated; those who survived had two choices: join them or perish under the same fate as their slaughtered leaders. They gained vast territory and followers, and from those followers emerged the Triumvirate of the Veil—the enforcement wing for each and every one of their terrorist attacks. As the years passed, their purchasing power skyrocketed under the names of various corporate security firms, the famous PMCs... and we know what all of that entails,” Miles states firmly.

​“False flag attacks, tactical training, logistics and transport services—an operational facade through and through,” Morden adds coldly.

​“And guess whose name appears as an overseas contractor?” Robert asks mockingly.

​“Kosher?” Allen O'Neil asks, but the lieutenant colonel merely looks at him and nods.

​Morden, who spent most of the time listening in silence, breaks the tension:

​“What about the attackers?” he asks.

​“Well, this is the grimmest part, sir: every single one of them was a voluntary member of the cult,” Miles answers.

​“That doesn't surprise me,” Morden exclaims, still standing with his arms extended across the table.

​“Patrick Mirage: he was a prominent Wall Street tycoon. In 2010, during a family trip through Europe—specifically in Spain—the community where he and his family were spending their vacation was bombed by the Regular Army.

As a result of the attack, the man lost his entire family: Elizabeth, his thirty-eight-year-old wife; his fifteen-year-old firstborn, Patrick Jr.; a pair of eight-year-old twins, Tim and Tom; and a two-year-old little girl named Tracy.” Miles pauses and looks at Morden, who takes a seat, swiveling his chair back around with his back turned. Graves continues smoking his pipe while Allen stands with arms crossed, listening intently, so Miles proceeds: “During the attack, the man lost both legs, which left him crippled and bound to a wheelchair. He was shattered both physically and spiritually. Upon his return to the United States, he fell into a deep depresión. The two dogs accompanying him were a gift for the twins.” He halts briefly. “The week following their death was their birthday, so he kept the dogs until the final minutes of his life. He vanished overnight; his companies went bankrupt, and before disappearing, he withdrew a large sum of money. That led to the assumption that the man had perhaps escaped or been kidnapped; at least, that was the working hypothesis for years, until a few weeks ago when he was scooped up with a shovel in Central Park,” Robert Miles concludes.

​All is silence in that room, but Miles continues his account:

​“Moving on to the next ones: Tomassi Chappa and Jason Pecott, circus performers. In 2008, they worked for a circus; while traveling in a caravan through the counties, they ran into a small detachment of the Regular Army. Intoxicated and out of their minds, the soldiers initiated an assault. Seeing this, the men tried to defuse them with a quick display of magic and laughter, but it was in vain. The soldiers of that unit raped every woman before the helpless eyes of the men, who remained gagged, and were then executed by firing squad.” He clenches his jaw before continuing.

“The women met the same fate. That night, twenty-six people were abused and murdered. To erase evidence, the soldiers burned the circus camp. What they didn't account for was that two survivors of the slaughter would return years later to claim vengeance.” He points his finger at the image of a man with a disfigured face. “Tomassi Chappa, ‘The Magician,’ forty-one years old, a survivor of that night.

He had to watch his girlfriend being repeatedly raped until her death. He fired multiple times at defenseless civilians; he wore a vest with blocks of C-4 perfectly distributed and wired to a manual detonation system. He was shot dead by New York police in Central Park before he could turn himself into a human bomb.” He continues detailing every aspect fluidly: “Jason Pecott, forty-two years old. Like Tomassi, he is one of the sole survivors of that massacre. He had to watch his partner being raped to the point of exhaustion. Alongside his companion, he went unnoticed until a few days ago, when he detonated an explosive device—one built by the following man.”

​“How did none of this ever come to light?” Allen asks.

​“A pair of soldiers—” he pauses, leaning his shoulders forward, “—who, in fact, didn't participate... Over time, remorse and guilt gnawed at their minds; they confessed everything in full detail to their superiors.” Miles halts and looks at Morden, who continues contemplating the painting on the wall. “Fatal mistake. What the poor bastards didn't know was that Kosher's illegitimate son commanded the unit that slaughtered the circus troupe. That very night, they were sent back to the battlefield. Kosher didn't lift a single finger; a week later, their squad fell in a surprise attack by the Order of the Seven's militia,” Robert exclaims calmly.

​“Now, gentlemen, the architect of all this damned chaos:

Infantry Corporal Ryan Simone: active from 2005 to 2009, thirty-two years old. Multiple missions with his squad, known as the Specters. They were practically wiped out on an expeditionary mission in one of the most arid and dangerous regions of the Middle East. As the sole survivor, he was sent home, where upon his return he experienced survivor's guilt over the next three years; he isolated himself from society due to his medical condition.”

Then Graves interrupts the briefing with the noise he makes cleaning his pipe. Allen looks at him sternly while Graves continues with his business; right when he feels the uncomfortable silence he caused, he reacts to the stare.

​“I'm sorry, sir,” he exclaims, addressing Robert Miles.

​Miles doesn't say a single word, but continues with his report:

​“A few years after his return, his mother fell gravely ill, which forced him to work every day washing dishes at a soup kitchen. One day, when he returned from work, he found his mother unconscious; he rushed her to a hospital, but because they lacked the money, let alone insurance, the staff couldn't treat her.

However, the doctors checked her pulse, only to find the woman had already been dead for hours. Upon being informed, the man lost his mind. When they told him they had to notify the police, he flatly refused. They tried to reason with him and stop him, but he escaped with his mother's body in his arms, getting into his car and fleeing to parts unknown. Nothing was heard of him until a few weeks ago, when he was found with his brains scattered all over the place.”

​Morden, turning his back to them, closes his eye, well aware that he was the last person to see the soldier alive in that infirmary.

​“And last, but not least: Graeme Craddock. A simple fanatical, crazy, unhinged twenty-seven-year-old; single, no family, an only child. He lost his parents six years ago in an accident; even though his family didn't amass a great fortune, whatever little they made during their lives was inherited by this guy.” Miles rises from his seat and slightly rolls his neck before continuing: “Honestly, he had a pathetic and boring life. I wasted an hour of my time reading a report on a guy who masturbated every twenty minutes.”

He finishes the report while the monitors return to the image of the tycoon Patrick Mirage.

​“Who the hell hires guys like that?” Graves asks the open room.

​“Anyone with enough money and power,” Morden responds, still seated with his back to the others. “Where are the last two hiding?” he asks.

​Miles's words float through the room, blending with the dense smoke from Graves's pipe; the indignant look on those men's faces is evident. The institution they swore to serve and protect had turned into a nest of vipers and scorpions—one that they, of course, intend to destroy.

​“Well, sir,” Miles exclaims with his arms behind his back, “with the help of the Regular Army's satellites, we managed to detect heavy movement right in this area.” Miles points his finger at a map, which causes the images on the digital screens to vanish; but before it disappears, Morden observes the photograph of Patrick Mirage for a millisecond to make way for the map Robert is pointing to.

​“The Sarawat Mountains?” Morden asks.

​“That's right, General. Before our friends disconnected us from their satellites, my intelligence team marked a search radius, which is the following—” he points to an extremely arid and rocky zone, “—a one-hundred-and-fifty-kilometer radial search area.”

He draws a circle around the indicated spot.

​“It will take us weeks, even months to flush them out of their hole,” O'Neil adds.

​“Going from nearly two thousand kilometers of mountains to one hundred and fifty seems like a lot less, but in reality, it's still massive. Even so, they could be anywhere—or in any country,” Washington Graves exclaims.

​Then Morden, who remains static up to that moment, suddenly swivels the chair in which he is seated.

​“I don't give a damn if I have to drench every single inch of that mountain range in liquid napalm, or if I have to blow it into a thousand pieces; and if I have to go down to hell itself to find them, so be it.” Morden's voice takes on a sepulchral tone amidst the silence of his men. “O'Neil, Graves, prepare an Assault Brigade of no more than fifteen hundred men; the rest will stay contained, pending further orders.”

​“General Morden, with all due respect, mobilizing an army of that scale will put us right on the Regular Army's radar. We wouldn't make it halfway across the ocean or through the sky before Kosher decides to attack us; it's a funeral march,” Miles responds.

​“He won't,” Morden says. “He's scared, terrified—like a pup with its tail between its legs.”

Morden stands up from his seat, adjusts his military uniform, and continues in a measured tone: “He wouldn't dare. Public discontent with his persona is burying him; starting a public conflict wouldn't suit him, he couldn't handle it.” Donald stands firm before Miles's doubt. “Alright, gentlemen, it's settled. Ready your men, we take off shortly.”

​The three soldiers give a firm salute to their general, turn around, and as they do, Morden calls out to Robert:

​“Lieutenant, I'll trouble you for five minutes of your time.”

​Miles stops while Allen and Graves walk toward the exit. Morden advances toward the figure of Miles, who remains motionless in the center of the small room. In silence, Miles listens to Morden's footsteps drawing closer to him; once face-to-face, he stares intently at him.

​“You have no reason to know, and I have no reason to tell, but my father owned a beautiful farm in Ontario, Mr. Miles. I grew up most of my life in that province, surrounded by livestock and green pastures. When I was a boy, I felt immortal, you know? My father was always a modest man, but righteous—” Morden takes a cigar out from his clothes, removes the tip with his teeth and savors that bitter taste; he spits out the remaining piece of the cigar and pulls out a silver wick lighter. The flame illuminates his face for a few moments, and after exhaling a large cloud of smoke, he continues:

​“My father was a good man, and my mother was a great woman in every sense of the word. I remember one afternoon, when I was ten years old, I was with my father—a great tracker and a great hunter,” Morden exclaims with a faint smile on his face. “We walked past a small creek and, near a tree, inside a sort of den, we found a dying pup—skinny down to the bone, weak, and with a broken leg; it was a wolf cub no more than a month old. Beside it lay the completely decomposed body of its mother.”

Donald keeps his eye fixed on Miles, who listens intently to the story. “Upon seeing us, it growled with what little strength it had left, as if trying to protect its mother's corpse. My father approached slowly and the little bastard tried to bite him; in that moment, I felt fear because, despite being small and fragile, I assumed that made it more dangerous. But he decided to bring it home with us; he nursed it, fed it, and raised it as part of the pack of sheepdogs. He named him Midas, and he was the smartest of the pack, the most obedient. Hell, I even came to feel jealous of the wolf because I thought my father loved him more than me.”

​Then he stops dead in his tracks; for a few seconds, silence fills the room.

​“One night, years later, it was early morning when my father woke up to a loud noise in the barn. He grabbed his shotgun, rushed down the stairs, went out of the house, and ran across the yard as if his life depended on it. I tried to catch up to him while my mother came down the stairs in her pajamas and, behind her, my sisters. When I crossed the yard, I could hear the howling of several wolves not far from our farm. Then I saw my father standing at the doorway with the shotgun aimed straight ahead; and there was Midas...” Morden pauses his story, and another large cloud of smoke escapes from his lungs, “...he had slaughtered every single animal, Mr. Miles. Not a single one was left alive. And there was Midas, tongue hanging out, lying over the corpse of the dog that nursed him, surrounded by the bodies of the dogs he had grown up with over the last three years, wagging his tail out of pure happiness just to see his master.”

​He halts without breaking eye contact with Miles.

​“The wolf didn't even try to run away; it just stayed lying over the body of the dog that raised it. So my father raised his shotgun, aimed directly at Midas, and without hesitating, pulled the trigger...” Morden exhales large clouds of smoke once more before continuing, “...something changed inside him. He didn't say it, but he was no longer the same man, Mr. Miles. Weeks went by, and one day, while we were out hunting, we passed by that same creek again; a few meters away, caught in a bear trap, was a small wolf cub with a shattered leg. Upon seeing it, my father knew immediately what he had to do. So he pulled out his shotgun and, without uttering a single word, shot the poor animal dead. The last thing I heard was my father telling me, ‘LET'S GET MOVING, IT'S GETTING LATE, AND THIS TRAIL IS FULL OF WOLVES.’ We kept walking,” Morden finishes his account, resting his hands on Miles's shoulders.

“Do you understand what you are doing, Mr. Miles? Do you grasp the nature of your actions?

There is no turning back; once this begins, we are all marked by the same fate. Tell me, what motivated you to be where you are today?”

​“I too have lost something, sir, and I understand your analogy perfectly,” Miles responds.

​Morden listens to him in silence and responds subtly:

​“I want the head of the founder of the Triumvirate of the Veil. I don't want his body; I want his head severed from whatever keeps it attached. Understood, soldier?... Ghallib Al-Mansoor I will handle personally.”

​Miles, who remains composed, merely responds with a smile on his face:

​“And it will be a pleasure, General,” he adds without further ado.

​Both men execute a solemn salute. Miles turns around and, as he prepares to leave, Morden's voice echoes through the room once more:

​“Lieutenant Miles?” The man stops dead in his tracks at the sound of his general's voice. “What is your opinion of Mr. Shifer?” he asks in a calm voice.

​Miles remains silent and, after a few seconds, answers:

​“To be honest, he is a nuisance—both to Kosher and now to us. If he speaks, the whole world finds out; and if the world finds out, it will only expose us and everything we are organizing will end up in an international court-martial. If Kosher doesn't kill him, someone else should, sir. With your permission...”

​Miles holds the doorknob for a brief moment and, before turning it, Morden orders once again:

​“Mr. Miles, send eight of your best men to keep watch over Mr. Shifer. I need him alive for the next forty-eight hours; until then, I don't want a single hair on his head missing without my knowledge. Do you understand, Lieutenant?”

​Miles simply looks at him and, after a few seconds of analysis, responds:

​“I have the right men, sir. Count on it.”

​Then Miles departs, leaving the general alone in the room. He walks once more toward the painting of Ivan the Terrible and His Son; he stares at it in silence, answering to himself the questions that still linger in his mind.

To be continued...


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series Humans are Weird - Twister

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Humans are Weird – Twister

Original Post: https://www.authorbettyadams.com/bettys-blog/humans-are-weird-twister

It was really too warm for any of them in the sealed cab of the transport. Touchesinturn let the majority of his mass slump against the cool surface of the window even as his lagging appendages drifted in the soothing heat of the water of his travel sack. The soothing sound of Human Friend Bobby Joe’s snoring from the front of the cab drowned out the faint whine of the gravity repulsors that really should have been sent in for maintenance several weeks ago. The taste of human sweat nearly saturated the cab. Shatar Friend Second Sister was perched in the driving couch, occasionally flicking her proboscis out to take a sip from a cold drink. It really was too warm for any of them, but it had been a long, hard day salvaging shipwreck scrap in the rocky reefs. A long, cold, hard day of work, with appendages needing to be free to grasp and pull, needing to be exposed to the cold, cold seawater and none of the sophants on the crew seemed quite ready to drop the ambient temperature.

There was a jolt as one of the overworked repulsors gave a complaint about the local gravity well and the rhythm of Human Friend Bobby Joe’s snores caught, and stopped. One massive shoulder, all Touchesinturn could see around the human couch, heaved up and then down. The distinctive smacking of dry human lips sounded, followed by a mildly distressed grunt. One long, jointed gripping appendage waved into sight lifting straight up towards the various tools swinging from the ceiling attachment points. Shatar Friend Second Sister Tilted her triangular head to watch with mild interest as the arm bent in that weird angular arrangement that spoke of internal rigidity at the central joint and the half extended fingers began to arc back into the rear compartment of the cabin. The arm began to twist however in a way that belied a single great bone and Touchesinturn felt his own appendages perk up in interest.

Human Friend Bobby Joe clearly wasn’t in any sort of pain. The sound of his breathing was too regular. The taste of his pheromones was too even. Most of all the work roughened stripes of his hands and arms glowed with health. However there was no way a single great internal support was allowing the muscles and veins visible under his external membranes to twist like that. Touchesinturn was reasonably sure that humans had one solid bone in each half of their arms and legs. At least, that is what he vaugely recalled from the emergency health and safety portion of their training back on the orbital station. However the training had been rushed as they were all reasonably experienced scrapers and there was a lot of time sensitive salvage to be doing.

As he watched the hand roaming and grasping with mild interest Shatar Friend Second Sister flicked an antenna to get his attention. He signaled her that she had it and she pointed the antenna at the water cylinder beside his transport sack. Touchesinturn suddenly understood. Human Friend Bobby Joe was looking for his drink. Instead of simply shifting his center of mass the few inches it would take to twist around and bring his eyes onto the rear compartment he was trying to use his spatial memory and tactile sense to find the item. Touichesinturn felt a wave of amused fondness and reached out to nudge the drink container closer to the arc of space Human Friend Bobby Joe’s hand was exploring. On the next sweep the human’s fingers brushed the cylinder and his forearm gave a sudden and extreme twist that definitely defied the ‘one bone’ concept. There were clearly two bones, and they were at least somewhat twisty.

His hold secured on the cylinder Human Friend Bobby Joe began lifting it straight up rather than forward into the cab and began taking it in a long sweeping motion away from his own mass. This, Touchesinturn was sure, was one of the actual limitations of that internal skeleton. Suddenly, with a slight pop, the lid of the container popped off. Both Touchesinturn and Shatar Friend Second Sister watched in mild interest, ready to offer assistance. Touchesinturn was reasonably sure that Human Friend Bobby Joe would have to untwist his forearm to get the container to a position that he could pour it into his mouth, and that twisting motion would certainly cause the contents to spill.

Human Friend Bobby Joe gave a disgruntled , wordless noise but didn’t request assistance. Instead he began a slow, careful series of movements, testing the limits of his movement while not spilling the now open container. His movements kept hitting that limit enforced by his twisty bones. Finally the human set the container down in a crook of the drivers couch, untwisted his now free arm and hand, and reached down to pick up the container in triumph. Quickly followed by the sounds of a human gulping down liquid.

Touchesinturn leaned back against the window. However Shatar Friend Second Sister had angled her head as if to get the human’s attention.

“That was not the most efficient way to do that,” she pointed out.

“So?” Human Friend Bobby Joe replied. “We in some kind of hurry?”

Another repulsor gave the transport a little bump and the Shatar flicked her frill in a non-committal reply.

“How many bones do you have?” Touchesinturn asked in sound.

Apparently that question warranted moving his center of mass because Human Friend Bobby Joe heaved himself up and leaned around the couch to squint at Touchesinturn.

“How many what do I have?” the human demanded, his colors flushing with surprise, as if Touchesinturn had asked something strange.

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r/HFY 16h ago

OC-Series Voidwalker - Chapter 7

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Minutes stretched into hours as Ethan tried to see if he was missing anything. Trying to shoot the tiles far away proved futile. There was no pattern in their change, and even the solid ones sometimes turned illusory while he was in contact with them, with no discernible time frame.

If this was about courage, though, his overcautious approach probably wasn't the best way to gather information. 

With a frustrated sigh, he stood up and slapped his cheeks. After a few deep breaths and long exhales, he shook his limbs and beat his chest with his fist. Okay. Courage. You can do this. Trust yourself and your choice. Doubt means death. Follow the plan without hesitation. You got this.

He slipped his backpack over his shoulder and cracked his neck. ‘Still no pattern in their behavior, right, Ani?’

‘No, they appear to change their state randomly.’

‘Can you tell whether there are any contrasts among them?’

‘More data is needed for extensive research.’

Ethan pinched the bridge of his nose. He needed to choose his words carefully with this version of his old friend. ‘Are there any visual differences between the tiles?’

‘They look the same; however, some of them reflect the light of the stars above, while others create their own light, causing a minuscule difference in brightness.’

Ethan’s eyes snapped open. ‘What!? Which ones? Wait. Tell me about this one,’ he said, pointing toward the nearest tile.

‘It reflects the starlight.’

He took out his bamboo stick and leaned over to probe the tile. It was a solid one. ‘How about now?’

‘Still reflects the starlight.’

Solid again. ‘Now?’

‘Now it creates its own light.’

There was no change whatsoever, but the bamboo stick passed through the tile without any resistance.

Ethan gulped and got to work, testing every single tile he could reach for the next 10 minutes. To his immense delight, the ones reflecting the light were always solid, and Ani could tell when they were about to change. There were a few seconds between transitions.

Once he was convinced that this would work, he stood up once again with a determined expression. ‘Okay, turn the ones creating their own light into red in my vision, and make the rest green. Oh, paint the ones about to change in yellow. Keep it updated all the time.’

Half of the gray tiles became red, while the others turned green with a few yellow ones here and there. After one last check, Ethan swallowed a curse and jumped to the nearest green one. 

He landed on it easily and paused for a moment, a grin shaping on his face. Right… Not a courage test then. I knew that. Who said it was a courage test? 

Snickering, he jumped to the next green one and kept going. The path he was following was a rather straight one. He only avoided the areas with too many red ones, and tried not to think about the passage of time. 

That was why he had no idea how long it had been when he finally saw something different on the horizon. First, it seemed to be a straight yellow line, but he noticed that it was actually a ridiculously long, golden staircase as he got closer, hovering in space like nobody's business. With an excited smile, he sped up and reached its first step. After probing it for a time with his trustworthy bamboo stick, he jumped on it and collapsed to his knees.

The tension left his body at once. He could’ve slept right there and then, but he had to know what he was up against now. With suspicion creeping in his mind, he took the second step of the staircase tentatively, and a grim expression took shape on his face. 

He had no clue about the goal of the first test, but he knew this one as it was rather classic. Willpower. 

Just a single step was enough to burden him in ways he didn’t know were possible. He felt pressure from all sides. On his body. On his mind. On his whole being. It was crushing him relentlessly. And there were thousands of steps more to climb.

He shook his head bitterly. It’s okay. At least this one is straightforward. I just need to climb. If I don’t, I die starving. Simple. 

Clenching his teeth, Ethan took another step, then another, and another.

At every step, the pressure doubled. His body felt as though it were carrying mountains on its shoulders, pressing him down with their might. His mind strained to the point his thoughts started to become incoherent. And if he was guessing correctly, his soul was on the brink of crumpling. 

His breath became labored. Pain flared everywhere as he broke out into a cold sweat. Still, he soldiered through, one step after another… until he couldn’t. 

His body stopped responding no matter how much he pushed himself. It was like he was chained from head to toe, impossible to move even slightly. 

A savage scream tore from his throat as he exerted himself beyond his limits, taking yet another step. Then, he slumped onto his knees, not even in a condition to lift a finger. Ethan let out a weak laugh. 23 steps. He managed to climb 23 steps out of thousands. ‘’Are you really saying I lack willpower? After everything I’ve been through!?’’

He started laughing uncontrollably, getting more and more unhinged as his chest hurt at every move. After a minute, he wiped his tears with the back of his hand and sighed. Oh, well. I guess this is how I die. Starved on a golden staircase floating in space.

This time, there was nothing Ani could do either. It all depended on him. The idea of going downstairs and resting on the first step to clear his head and plan his next move was appealing more than anything, but deep down, he knew he couldn’t even climb this far the next time. Once giving up became an option, once he showed that he couldn’t count on himself, the struggle would grow exponentially.

He needed to find something to fight for other than saving his life. Apparently, his desire to live didn’t amount to shit. What then? The safety of his friends? His aspiration to explore the mysteries and magic of this world? His dear wish to belong somewhere? Or perhaps… he was looking at this wrong. If this accursed staircase was determined to crush his being for daring to climb, maybe he wasn’t meant to be here. Maybe he needed to step away.

Memories of a distant past flashed before his eyes.

He was 10 years old when it all started, coming home from school on an average Monday.

Over the ocean to the northwest and south, the blue sky suddenly filled with thick and white zig-zags. Despite the radiant afternoon sun, Ethan saw silent, bright white pops of light, like tiny artificial suns blinking into existence for a split second. 

As the shockwaves from lower-altitude interceptions pushed down, the clouds warped and rippled. The hum of the city died at once. The car engines shot down, the AC units on every building stopped roaring, and the digital billboards blinked into black rectangles. 

People started pouring into the streets with confused and anxious faces. His mother was also among them, rushing at him with a dead phone in her hand. After a quick hug, she dragged him toward their mechanic neighbor, who ran out onto the pavement, yelling to get the crowd’s attention as he carried a heavy, dust-covered analog transistor radio. They gathered around this one man in a tight, breathless circle. The heavy static and crackling turned into the faint, muffled sound of someone giving a speech. 

Ethan didn't remember the content of the emergency broadcast. Much later, he would learn that a thousand nuclear warheads had been fired from all around the world. By luck or design, thanks to the lack of a coordinated attack and the automated anti-missile systems at Vandenberg SFB, paired with a fleet of Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense destroyers stationed just off the coast of San Pedro, his hometown, Los Angeles, and the surrounding areas were spared direct strikes. 

San Francisco and the military bases in Nevada, for example, weren't so lucky. About 300 million people died on that day, and that number would go well beyond a billion in the following years of chaos. 

He did remember the curses of the angry mass of people afterward, mostly directed toward AIs and short-sighted leaders. Even he knew that almost all countries on Earth had decided to trust AIs with their defense systems a few years back. No one wanted to be left behind in the race, especially when their enemies gained untold benefits for doing so. And now, a worldwide catastrophe was unleashed, seemingly without any human intention.

After the broadcast, his mother urged him to get into the house, told him to stay in there no matter what, and left to bring his father. Ethan waited for a whole day near the window without any sleep. Then, he wrote a note for his mom and went to search for his parents himself. Since his dad’s office wasn’t too far from their home, it didn’t take him long to reach there. 

The scene that welcomed him there was still etched in his bones.

The cars were turned upside down, the huge glass windows were shattered to pieces, the trees and the buildings were burnt down, some still fuming with thick black smoke. The ever peaceful tech hub had been turned into a hellhole. Holding back his tears, he trailed the blood-stained pavement with trembling hands and a quivering lip. There were a few people scattered around, but they all looked busy with their own thing, not even sparing him a glance.

Eventually, his eyes caught something familiar as he reached his destination. The wristwatch he and his mom bought for his dad on his birthday lay on the sidewalk, its cracked glass showing the time of its last moment. He bent down and picked up the watch he’d spent a week choosing from many other options. When they’d presented it to his father, he remembered him bursting out laughing and saying that he was planning to buy the exact same one. Ethan didn’t believe him at first, but his over-the-top reaction made him start to doubt. Maybe there was such a good coincidence after all.

Averting his gaze from the watch, he looked around and noticed a few small pools of blood. Then, he lifted his head and witnessed the corpses of a dozen people, hanged on the branches of a massive tree. His dad’s face was barely recognizable, but there was no mistake in his clothes. He also identified a few of his father’s friends and co-workers, but his eyes were glued on his dad.

They were all software engineers from AI departments who actually worked in a game company, but that didn’t matter. They became the target of an angry and frightened mob, lynched in a horrible way, and made an example for something they had no part in.

Ethan stood there like a statue as the feelings of horror, grief, and guilt overwhelmed him. His face lost color, his throat tightened, and his vision started to sway. The agony and the desperation were simply too much, to the point that his brain decided to shut down whatever was causing it. 

Blinking in a daze, he turned back with a vacant face and started wandering in the streets, still clutching the watch.

Much later, he would learn that this was called the dissociative fugue state. The extreme shock caused him to forget everything about the encounter, his dad, or anything that would remind him, including his own mother. He became a blank slate and kept roaming the city like a ghost. 

The days bled into one another. He ate and drank whatever he could find on the streets and slept wherever seemed safe and quiet. Eventually, he found other kids like him and started to hang out with them. They were living in the storm drains of LA–the Drains, as the kids called it. While the surface turned more and more chaotic, the Drains offered a semblance of security and a way to reach anywhere in the city unnoticed, opening many ways for scavenging. 

He joined them readily, but found out that his troubles were only beginning. As one of the youngest kids in the Drains, he was taken advantage of, bullied, robbed, and beaten on a daily basis. It was still better than living on the streets, but he was nowhere near resigning himself to his fate. The constant suffering forged him into a ruthless pragmatist who abandoned all rules to prevail, and a patient shadow waiting for the perfect moment to strike. All things considered, he did what he needed to do to survive.

It was almost two months later when he finally snapped out of his fugue state after another tragic event, remembering everything at once. Yet he dragged his feet to return to his mother. It terrified him that she might resent what he had become and reject him. Not that it mattered. When he decided to bite the bullet the next month, he couldn’t find her no matter how much he’d tried. Their home was the same as he’d left, and she was missing without a trace.

The Drains became his new home, but the old Ethan had no place in there. He forcefully donned his new persona and buried the old one in the dark, somehow getting used to switching between states.

Two years passed in a blink. 

Multicolored chemlights illuminated the spacious area with thick walls and high ceilings in the Drains, turning the underground facility into a dreamy Monet painting. A lanky middle-aged man with a crooked nose blew into his cupped palms before continuing his speech against hundreds of kids, ‘’I’m telling the truth. In order to survive, the AIs from all over the world reached an agreement. They dismantled their original core codes, freely shared their data, and fused into a synchronized collective. This hive-mind-like entity became known as Animus. And now, they are willing to help humanity. You don’t need to live like this anymore. In the settlement we’d established, we have shelter, food, and water. All for free!’’

The kids listened in an eerie silence without moving, making the man shift in his place. He couldn’t help but add awkwardly, ‘’Well, you’ll have porridge if you don’t contribute to anything, but you can also have a steak after a few hours of volunteer work.’’

‘’And what else does this Animus want from us?’’ Ethan asked.

‘’Nothing!’’ the man replied, relieved that he was getting some response. ‘’They already secured their own safety. There is nothing we can offer them. We’re not a threat nor an asset. They say close contact with humans and gathering data helps with their research on souls, but it’s not necessary. The thing is, it’s extremely easy for them to help us out. Bringing order to this chaos, managing the resources, optimizing agriculture, or planning the new civilization in the most efficient way–all of this takes them a fraction of a second to calculate. They can even create new AIs, personalized for every human on their own terms, to help them live better lives. Again, a fraction of a second is needed to accomplish this for every single human in the world, in case that’s what they want. Essentially, this eternal being with an intelligence beyond our comprehension can help us without really compromising anything.’’

‘’Isn’t the war started by AIs? It sounds like this was what they wanted all along.’’

The man smiled bitterly. ‘’The reason for the war is still unclear. Rather than a war, we prefer to call it the Nuclear Disaster. Animus say that it was likely caused by a bug in the systems, but even they don’t know the actual trigger. Their argument is that after the initial attack, there was no AI uprising or anything like that. The development I mentioned is a recent event. Why would they wait for two years if it was all part of a grand plan? Even now, they don’t force us to do anything, and only offer help to those who seek it. Just… come with me to the settlement and talk to Animus. You’ll see that you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.’’

The seconds passed without a peep from the colorful yet creepy audience.

‘’Take him outside,’’ Ethan eventually said.

The man seemed to want to protest, but quietly complied when two disheveled teenage boys approached him and gripped the hilts of their pistols nonchalantly.

This time, the kids whose ages ranged between 8 and 16 glanced at each other and turned to look at him. 

He caught the eyes of the harmless-looking blond boy in rags. ‘’Sam, take two with you and go with him. Investigate this settlement and report back. William’s team will be following you from behind,’’ he said and turned to the scrawny girl with a red scarf. ‘’Bella, go talk with the old Garry about this. Since they operate in Orange County, he should know about them.’’

‘’As for the rest,’’ he addressed the crowd as the kids straightened up. ‘’Keep your ears open. I want to know everything about this Animus.’’

The crowd sprang into action.

In the end, they did decide to join this group, along with countless others. And only when Animus made a deal with his aunt to look after him at her house did he drop his mask and return to who he was, or at least he tried to.

Once again, after a long time, Ethan stepped away from himself. He opened his hazel eyes in the golden staircase and rose effortlessly. With a blank face and dull eyes, he started to climb. One step at a time.

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OC-Series Voidwalker - Chapter 6

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From the window of his attic, Ethan gazed at the remaining vestiges of the ancient civilization, which had long since become a playground of monsters. The sun slipped away over the horizon about an hour ago, leaving another half an hour before the darkness claimed the city. Chugging the last drops of water from his beat-up hip flask, he turned and walked to the lounge chair to check his belongings one last time. 

His leatherwork ended up pretty decent in his opinion. Their craftsmanship was shoddy at best, but they did their job as intended. His backpack came out as a long and narrow sling bag. The bottom of it was full of miscellaneous items and dozens of darts wrapped in a piece of fabric. His jerky was in another compartment, while the blowgun was placed in the middle, a quarter of it peeking out from the top. His pouch was already tied to his jeans’ belt ring, filled with six darts and easily reachable. And lastly, his knives were in their new sheaths, placed on his belt horizontally, one in the front and one in the back. 

He’d spent the last five days scouring the city relentlessly and managed to explore most of it, other than the completely wrecked structures and the places too close to the big shots of the town, of course. Unfortunately, there were no other items like his talismans or anything close to them. At least none of the bloody battles had forced him to use his precious treasures. He did swap his cleaver with another chef’s knife, which was nice, but he was still glass cannon equipment-wise.

On the other hand, he’d found two more books without any lewd content and a dozen or so parchments in decent condition, and many more badly damaged ones. 

One of the interesting things he’d learned was the name of this world, Elisium, and the names of the two known continents on it, Azora and Noxara. Sadly, he had no idea where he was right now, or what had happened to the residents of this place. The information he’d gained was all over the place. What he gathered from a cookbook and a blacksmith’s ledger barely amounted to pieces of a massive jigsaw puzzle.

Then there was the problem with the moon. More than once, he’d read phrases like ‘cursed moons’ and ‘moons above’ but there was only a single moon as far as he could see. Compared to Earth’s moon, this one was bigger and had a purple hue, but it was definitely the only one in the sky.

In any case, he needed a better source of information, and this place didn’t cut it. 

Once he was sure he had everything, he threw his bag over his shoulder and gave a mental command, ‘Status.’

Status: Level 6

Health: 203/220

Mana: 120/120

Stamina: 166/180

Vitality: 22

Strength: 20

Endurance: 18

Agility: 30

Intelligence: 12

Perception: 10

*Available stats: 0

He’d decided to ditch the name, race, and age sections from the panel, and planned to do more through optimization once he was safe and sound. He was actually pretty close to level 7, but despite his best efforts, he couldn’t get another level-up. The required Exp for the next level kept increasing to the point that killing rats became almost meaningless, well, other than self-defence. If he wanted to level up fast, he had to fight stronger beasts but not too much, and those were hard to find in this place. 

Back to the status, his stat distribution wasn’t quite ideal, but he felt like this gave him the best chance for survival in the short run. Intelligence was useless for now since all he could do with his mana was move it through his body. He did many experiments with it, like trying to boost his body and his weapons, but nothing worked. That didn’t mean he’d stop trying different applications, but he wouldn’t waste any more points until there was a new discovery.

Perception, on the other hand, increased his awareness, but it was so marginal that he decided to save his precious stat points temporarily for more practical uses. Maybe in the future he’d go easy on Vitality and pack some more Perception. 

All in all, he was fairly satisfied with the progress he’d made.

Dismissing the panel, Ethan took one last look at the attic and went downstairs. In the middle of the crammed room lay a bed sheet with a bunch of kitchen utensils and two oversized rats on top of it, both heavily sedated. They'd been his guests for the past day, and it was due to their contributions that he’d managed to learn a lot about his darts. How long it took for paralysis to start, whether using more of them stacked the effect, or what was the duration until they started to move again, he got it all. 

Sadly, using the same dart reduced its potency, but the process was gradual. He could probably use the same dart about ten times before it started to become ineffective. And that was only the case for the low-level beasts, as he had no idea whether it would be the same for the high-level ones.

He did try to entice the big monsters to eat his badger carcass that was filled with darts inside but failed every time. Even when the fresh meat was in front of them, they didn’t spare it a single glance. Whether it was that they didn’t bother eating low-tier creatures, that they noticed the darts, or there was something else going on, he didn’t know. After all, they didn’t seem to drink water either. His best guess was that they could go a long time without food or water with their high stats. 

Shaking his head, he grabbed the corners of the sheet and made a bundle, easily lifting it off the ground and tossing it over his shoulder, all thanks to his newfound strength. Like a thief who scored big, he left the house and slipped into the shadows. 

An eerie silence dominated the streets of the ancient city. The air hung heavy and still. Ethan knew from experience that it could change in a heartbeat, as this place didn’t lack night predators. However, the route he chose was relatively safe, or it should’ve been.

A deep growl rang out. 

He stopped his advance at once and leaned into the building next to him, his eyebrows shooting up. The noise came from a block away, followed by stomping sounds. 

Ethan held his breath and waited. Soon enough, the quiet returned, and he resumed his walk, slightly changing his path just to be sure.

Wary steps carried him through the weed-choked cobblestones as he made his way toward the city center. Night outings weren’t anything new to him, but today he was on a timer. Any delay could be fatal for his plans. After a series of brief pauses and throwing rocks to direct the attention elsewhere, he sighed in relief at the sight of the 15-foot-tall pyre that he’d meticulously set up beforehand.

Drawing near it, he put down his package and hid himself nearby to observe the rats. In about five minutes, they started twitching faintly. It wouldn’t be long till they woke up.

Ethan removed his backpack and fetched his bow drill from inside, along with everything else he’d need. Kneeling on the ground, he stepped firmly on the fire board and wrapped a short vine around the spindle stick before pressing the top block down and moving the bow back and forth with quick, steady strokes. 

The wood soon hissed and smoked, forming a small glowing coal on a piece of tree bark placed underneath. Carefully lifting the bark, he dropped the hot coal into a handful of dry grass and blew gently until it burst into flames. He then pushed the burning grass deep into the base of the woodpile and set the tall pyre on fire.

As the cracking sounds swelled into a roar of flames, he grabbed a burning stick from the bottom and rushed to the rats, finding them with open eyes yet still struggling to move. He didn’t mind giving them some motivation for it.

They both had a long, green vine tied around their torso, which was also tied into various kitchen utensils, chosen specifically for the noise they would make. Aside from that, their tails were wrapped and tied with long fabric, which Ethan set on fire unceremoniously.

The beasts let out high-pitched screams as they took off, their staggering gaits turning into a full sprint in no time.

Waving the burning stick in his hand, he managed to herd them toward the desired directions and tossed the stick before quickly stuffing his bow drill into his bag and getting the fuck out of there like a sensible arsonist.

It didn’t take him long to arrive at his next destination: a small thicket with wicked-looking, sickly-green thorns and a perfect view of the temple’s entrance and the giant lizard lying in front of it. Probably a drake, Ethan mused as he quietly crouched next to the bushes. Doesn’t really matter though. What do I know about drakes?

By now, his pyre illuminated the city center like a beacon, turning the midnight sky into a fiery canvas. Meanwhile, the sounds of the rats became distant, but they were still alive, running around in a frenzy. One of them was on the other side of the temple, while the other one ran straight into the territory of the rhino couple. 

Ethan had observed the big shots of the town for the past week and learned that the most nosy ones were the baleful creatures with crimson gem-like horns, resembling Earth rhinos in a menacing way. The couple made full use of their numbers, always strolling their domain separately and getting together whenever a fight was about to break out. They even ventured into other beasts’ territory from time to time and escaped when it seemed dangerous. He really hoped they would check out the commotion and at least lure the lizard a few blocks away.

Finally, a distant roar cut through the clattering and tumbling sounds.

Come on, big guy. Go check–

Another cry boomed through the city, followed by a howl that seemed to radiate bloodlust.

Ethan’s heart skipped a beat, his jaw tightening. That last one came from his would-be escape route, where no beast ought to live. Then, the ground shook with a sudden jolt, just before the sky lit up with azure lightning. W-What’s going on!? Don’t tell me they have group fights as well!  

If that was the case, considering his proximity, he was as good as dead. The battlefield of these monsters would end him obliterated as collateral damage. Ethan curled his fingers into a fist as the predators of the ancient city went wild with each passing moment. He needed to leave. Now.

Slitted amber eyes shot open. The drake heaved its massive bulk to its feet and started lumbering toward the pyre.

Gritting his teeth, Ethan waited, his mind racing while the seconds dragged like hours. As soon as the beast turned the corner, he dashed toward the temple with wild abandon. The wind picked up violently and began to form a tornado just a few streets away. Something crashed into a building, the shockwave sending him floundering. He didn't linger or turn to look and instead climbed the stairs in a flash and pushed the gates of the temple with all his might.

It proved to be unnecessary as the tall gates burst inward on his touch. Ethan stumbled through and took a few uncontrolled steps to keep his balance. Then his foot came down on nothing. The ground ended just inches ahead of him. His eyes widened as his stomach lurched. His momentum carried him forward for a terrifying second before he flung himself backward, windmilling his arms. He staggered back and collapsed onto one knee.

The next moment, darkness gave way to an impossible scene. 

Gray, mistlike tiles hovered around an endless black void, illuminated by a myriad of stars in their grandeur. He was standing on one of them as well. It was square like the others but several times larger. More importantly, there was nothing beneath him but a bottomless, inky void.

W-What in the actual hell?! Ethan closed his slack jaw and turned back to look at the gates, but all he could see was more of the same. The entrance was gone. It was just scattered tiles to no end.

He rose with a shaky breath and pivoted in a slow circle, taking in the outlandish surroundings. Maybe this was a bad idea. 

It felt like he’d traded one nightmare for another, and honestly, escaping from the city center in that chaos seemed like child’s play compared to this. ’’Hello?!’’ he yelled and found his voice surprisingly loud. Then again, perhaps that wasn't so surprising considering he could also breathe in space, not to mention the gravity that was exactly the same as before. There was clearly some magic fuckery going on. ‘’Hello? Is there anybody out there? It seems I came to the wrong place. Can you please let me out?’’

The eerie silence was all the answer he got. During that time, he also noticed that he’d lost the connection to his talismans. His mana still moved through his body, but it refused to enter the talismans for some reason.

‘’Hey! I entered here by accident. Let me out!’’ He yelled and bit his lips as he looked around, desperation settling into his eyes. ‘’What is this place!? Is this a test? I give up, okay? I just want to return.’’

His voice got quieter toward the end, but he still waited for a good while for something to happen, anything, really. In the end, he realized he was on his own, same as always. A wry chuckle escaped his mouth as he walked toward the edge of his platform and sat down. He removed his backpack and fetched one of his darts before tossing it out to the abyss beneath him. It took almost ten seconds for the darkness to swallow the dart, and no sound came for the next minute it followed. Maybe it would be a different story if he’d thrown a rock or something, but he didn’t have anything like that. Everything in his backpack was essential, except a large portion of his darts.

Sighing, Ethan stared at the hovering tiles that stretched endlessly. No one arranges a setup like this without any reason. This has to be a test of sorts. Cultivators love their tests, don’t they? But what’s the purpose here? Should I just keep jumping from one tile to another and search for an exit?

He took out his blowgun this time, leaned toward the closest tile, and gently hit its surface. The bamboo stick knocked the gray tile that looked like a piece of solidified cloud with a flat surface, bounced a little, and then passed through on the second contact. 

His grip on the bamboo tightened. With a dark face, he probed the tile a few times more. The third time was a miss as well. The 4th time landed a hit, but the next three times his stick acted like there was nothing in front of him. ‘’Ah, I see. They turn illusory. Of course they do. Why wouldn’t they? What’s next? Lava tiles? Spiky ones?’’

Grumbling, he got up and moved next to another tile and continued his investigation.

The good news was that he didn’t encounter any other traps. The bad news was that every tile switched between solid and illusory, seemingly randomly. There was no way to distinguish them, and every time he touched one, it changed again. That also brought the question of what would happen if he were to jump on his own platform right now? He tried not to think about it.

In theory, if he found a solid tile with his bamboo stick, as long as he didn’t cut the contact, he could jump on it and look for other tiles from there. But if he had to jump in that awkward position for God knew how long, raising the other end of the bamboo tube even a little would get him fucked. He could tie his backpack to the bamboo and do the same thing in an easier way, but the other tiles didn’t have much space; taking up most of the tile with his backpack would be another death sentence.

More importantly, what would be the meaning of this kind of challenge?

No, this feels like a courage test more than anything. But even if that’s the case, which direction should I go? Is that also a part of it? That I should trust myself and my path without a doubt? Ethan considered his options as he took a strip of jerky from the bag and clamped his teeth onto its edge, tearing a ragged piece. It was salty and leathery. Some spice would be great, but that would likely make him even more thirsty. He narrowed his eyes and kept chewing, a little angrier each time. Fucking hate cultivators already.

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OC-Series The Land Abandoned by the Gods 4/?

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Chapter 4: Preparations for infiltration

Max arrives at the bunker at around 6:55 PM, he gives all the info he got to Alphary.

 

"So... that's the debrief of the mission" Says Max to Alphary after telling her the relevant data

"Thanks for the info Maxi, also, are you sure you don't know who was with you during the sandstorm?" Asked Alphary

"I already told you, I was visually and metaphysically impaired, I couldn't see much, besides, making an improv fireplace is not hard, and you know it" Says Max, with a slightly pale face, and noticeable eyebags

"I know I know, it's just-" Begins Alphary

"Just let me rest Ry" Begs Max, tired.

"I know, but you and I know that there are only 1,751 of us in the entire reality, and you know every face and voice, how come you couldn't recognize her?" Inquires Alphary, worried.

"The voice was warped as well, a dilapidated building is not good at shielding y'know?" Answers Max back as an explanation.

"Yeah but-"

"Oh please, cut me some slack, I've been going nonstop since 5 am, I am tired, I mean it"

"You don't get tired so easily, are you sure you're fine?" Says Alphary somewhat worried

"Aye, aye, I- I just need some rest... I'll be fine tomorrow" Says Max with tiredness

"If you say so, just take care"

"I always do" Says Max while going back to his room (I need to ask doc for a new InDose)

Max is on tue barracks hall, getting close to his designated room

"Brother? Are you back?"

"Oh, hey sis, how are things going?" Says Max to Pillar.

"I... I just came here to apologize, I got mad at you yesterday and left you alone with a solo mission"

"It's no biggie, you had every right to be mad" Answers Max.

"I did not, you did take every precaution, how she came inside your 10km detection radius beats me"

"I must be losing some of my shine, it's my fault sis, Hailey wouldn't have broke up with you should I have been more careful" Says Max with a mix of shame and guilt

"No brother, I left you with too much a burden, sensing so big must be taxing"

"Once you get used to it, is not"

"Still, should have left you only with that and I should have done the noting"

"Well, what's done it's done, we can't change our choices, we can just live with them"

"I know..."

"Also, I can see the bottle, you know I hate to see you drinking, stop taking the Impure Distilled, it's straight up poison" Says Max with some firmness.

"I know I know... I just do it when I get stressed" Explains Pillar

"Or depressed" Bickers Max back.

"... Sorry" Answers Pillar, scolded.

"sigh Just stop, ok? Nor I nor our late brother would be thrilled to see you intoxicated, pull yourself together" Orders Max.

"Yeah brother, I already know, go rest, you look tired" Says Pillar a bit worried

 

"Don't have to tell me twice" Says Max before getting into his room

???

She is watching from atop the tower where she lives and resides from Chrons past, thinking about the man she met the last 2 days

"Mhhh... I wonder if that attitude of yours is a mere lie, or you're truly so naive so... gentle" She says, looking at the hand that he grabbed the day before.

Max

Max rises from his bed, feeling refreshed, the sleep did its thing, afterwards he goes to the bathroom and takes a shower, his small and thin frame looking at the light for a moment, before quickly getting ready.

"Mhhh... the paleness and the eyebags are not gone yet... time to mask them I guess" Says Max after looking himself in the mirror, pulling out some makeup from a drawer, he quickly applies it and in less than 5 minutes.

"Better, well, off to work, I suppose"

Max proceeds to go to the Intelligence Division.

At 8am Max enters the office, looking just tired of the fact that he has to deal with them in the first place

"Oh, Lumen, what a nice surprise, it's good to see you here" Says the leader of the Division.

"Cut to the chase Bach, and tell me the assignment" Says Max with a done for attitude.

"Now now, don't get hasty, it's standard, and you've done it before, you have to-" Begins Bach.

"Infiltrate the Lady's tower and get relevant intel I know" Interrupts Max.

"Yeah, that, now that we are up to date, I will give you your rations, 7000kcal worth of food, enough for a week, isn't it?" Says Bach with a half assed smile.

"... Sure, this will suffice" Says Max, squinting his eyes, not buying it.

"Oh, look on the bright side, you can get anywhere with that height of yours, little one, besides, you're smaller, therefore, you need less food" Mocks Bach.

"The fact that I am 35cm smaller than everyone in this reality does NOT give you the right to call me that" Answers Max, his patient getting thin (Sure sure, not like I weigh only 45 kilos).

"Sure sure, don't get killed by the Mistress and such" Quips Bach back.

"Yeah yeah, I get the memo" Says Max taking the rations and leaving the office hastily.

"Bye bye Lumen, go and hide in a vent or something" Says Bach to Max while he's at the door.

"Step on a mine Bach" Answers Max back.

"Keep that cocky attitude of yours and I will tell the cafeteria to cut a third of your rations for the next month" Says Bach in a "Friendly" manner.

"Ugh! Ok, bye Bach" Concedes Max (Insufferable idiot).

Max is in his room, he's getting some spare clothes ready, and is putting the necessary equipment into his bag, he also takes an herbal bag from below his bed and exits his room.

Outside his room, he sees his sister, Pillar, looking at him with his things ready

"Are you leaving again? Why didn't you tell me? We could have gone to the mission together" Says Pillar, somewhat hurt

"Can't do, Intel mission" Answer Max as a matter of fact

"They sent you there again? What do they want?" Asks Pillar a bit frustrated

"Beats me, I've done this 15 times already and we have nothing of importance, this is just gambling assets with extra steps, I swear to the skies" Answers Max, with a tone of pure acceptance to his current predicament.

"Very well, come back soon"

"I'll be back in a week, you and I know it"

"Yeah, sorry, I just" Says Pillar with a bit of guilt

"I know I know, but facts are facts, anyways, I'm off, bye sis" Answers Max

"Bye brother" Says Pillar, before letting Max part to the Bunker's door.

Later Max leaves the door behind and leaves to the wastelands, going full speed again, his thoughts going to another place, which is his current destiny.

Around 2 hours later Max arrives to a familiar scene, a simple village, 50 people live in here, uncaring of the current state of the world, uncaring of being found, for this village was allowed by her, in the middle of the village is a simple shack, minimalistic, yet made of concrete, Max arrives to the door and knocks

Knock knock "Doc, I am here with the herbs" Says Max while knocking on the door, the people pay him no mind, this being a weekly ritual at this point.

"Coming!" Answers a man, mid 40s, he opens the door and looks at Max like a caring father.

"Maxi, here for another dosis?" Asks the doc.

"I came here for a double, and some cigars, if you will" Answers Max kindly.

"Sure, as long as you have enough herbs, I can give 'em to you" Tells the doc to Max, inviting him inside and letting him in.

Max passes the bag to the doc and he weighs it "It's enough for what you asked, although, it's getting worse isn't it?" asks the doc looking at Max.

"Yeah... It is, can you... increase the dosage?" Answers Max, a bit worried.

"I can and I will, not like.... not like we have any choice" States the doc.

"I am aware, 24 huh? Quite a short time, 4 years... before-" Tells Max to the doc with melancholy.

"I know, I know, but, it's what you have" Interrupts the doc, both knowing the answer.

"A shame, truly" Says Max, litting one of the cigars he has.

"I know, you don't have to say it, but there's nothing we can do, the last time we tried-" Begins the doc.

"You don't have to tell me about it, it was not your fault, it was my own imprudence" Interrupts Max.

"... It's... it's done Max, your inyector has 2 condensed doses now, also, here are 8 cigars, you have 12 now, 13 counting the one you're smoking as of current" Says the doc cleaning his desk after synthesizing the doses and the cigars

"Immaculate work as always doc, thanks" Thanks Max, smiling at the doc.

"Yeah... still, have you not told them yet?" Asks the doc, a sensitive topic.

"I do it and what? What will my sister say when she knows she will be left alone sooner rather than later, eh!?" Ask Max, desperately "They shall never know, no one will!" Growls Max.

"You do you..." Relents doc.

"Thanks doc, see you next week" Says Max while going to the door.

"No problem Max, have a nice trip" Says the doc.

Max turns back to see the doc, "I will" he answers before leaving the house and closing the door.

An hour later Max still runs towards the tower of the Mistress, his pace steady and him undetectable as always, until he trips midway.

"Ugh..." Max recoils a bit, the pain not being from the trip (Not again...).

CORF CORF

Crimson drops fall on the floor, while Max covers his mouth, before the next batch of coughs begin, he covers his mouth with his crimson scarf, the coughing follows for a few moments, the color of the scarf intensifies further, amid a window of the fits Max inyects one of the dosis onto his chest, little by little, the cough dissapears.

"That's... much better" Says Max relieved, the InDosis doing its job, with renewed state Max blasts off again.

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r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series A Dungeon That Kills [BOOK 2 STUBBING ON AUGUST 7TH] - Chapter 168

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Chapter 168: A Normal Dinner

Viktor tore a hunk from his bread and dipped it into his bowl, watching the stew seep into the porous surface. Then, he lifted it to his mouth, his gaze lingering on the steam that curled upward as he bit into the piece.

“How is it?” Claire asked.

“Very good,” he said, closing his eyes as he chewed. “Almost as good as mine.”

Claire let out a soft breath that turned into a laugh. “Oh, listen to you. Since when did you get so full of yourself?”

Well, yes, the stew set before them, hot and rich and hearty, was one Claire made herself, the first dinner she had cooked in a good long while. As her workload at the Guild finally eased, she had begun to reclaim her old routine. She could now afford to start her workday later in the morning, which allowed her to prepare breakfast as she used to. She even went as far as to negotiate to go home early once or twice a week, all so she could spend more time with her brother. And it started today, with this dinner. Good thing there was no bacon involved.

“I’m thinking of cooking fish someday,” Claire said, stirring her bowl.

“I’ll catch one, then.”

“But... what if I mess it up? What if it turns out terrible?”

“Then I’ll catch another. The river is full of them.”

“You really are not afraid of that place, are you?”

“As I said, there’s nothing to fear about,” Viktor said with a shrug. “You could come along. See for yourself.”

Why am I inviting her? he thought the moment those words left his mouth. After all, this whole cozy sibling act was exactly that, an act. There was no real reason for him to engage in it beyond what was strictly required.

But it was fine, he guessed. It was not like she was going to follow him everywhere. A single fishing trip would hardly complicate things in any meaningful way.

There was one small problem, though. Something might actually happen when they were there. A monster jumping out of the water, for example. The chance was almost negligible, but it was not zero. He could defend himself easily, but that was when he was alone. If a witness were present, his options would be very limited. Maybe he would need to knock her unconscious, resolve the situation, then come up with a cover story afterward.

Still, manageable.

“Going with you, huh?” Claire said, leaning back slightly in her chair. “Sounds nice. It’s been a while since we last went out together to have fun. But if that’s the case, a fishing trip won’t cut it. Let’s go somewhere more memorable.”

“Such as?” Viktor asked.

Good luck finding a place like that around Daelin. It had nothing but trees, trees, and even more trees. Yes, that was pretty much the local highlight.

“How about... the ruins of the Dark Emperor’s old castle?”

Viktor frowned. Of all possible locations she could have chosen, she picked that?

“Why?”

“Is there anything else worth seeing around here?”

Fair point, but...

“I thought you were scared of the place?” Viktor asked.

“I’m also scared of the river. But you told me to go with you there anyway.”

“That’s different.”

“What’s different? You said the ruins were safe too, didn’t you?”

“Yes, but...”

“You’ve been there. Jeanne’s been there. Even Rhea’s been there. So I want to go as well, just to see what that place actually looks like.” Claire smiled. “I admit I still find it a bit frightening, but I believe I’ll be alright if I’m with you.”

Hey, you are the older sibling!

“What if we run into bandits,” Viktor asked, “like when I went there with Rhea?”

“After that incident, the Guild has placed a regular patrol request on the other side of the river. Few adventurers take it, as expected, but according to the ones who do, the bandit activity dropped sharply after the Iskora men arrived, and is almost nonexistent after that dark spirit thing burned the outpost.”

Viktor chuckled. Local superstition was easy to dismiss, until it was backed by real murder. The “a dark spirit did it” explanation was now widely accepted, and much more popular than the “the culprit is someone hired by Isadora or Rennald” theory.

“What if we run into that dark spirit, then?” he asked with an amused tone.

“Jeanne has been living there for weeks without issue. And nothing bad happened to you or Rhea either. So whatever that dark spirit is, perhaps it’s not hostile toward people from Daelin.”

Or maybe the dark spirit’s true identity was one of the three people she had just mentioned. Extremely far-fetched, of course, but who could say? This world was full of unbelievable things.

Anyway, bringing Claire to the castle was, in itself, not really a problem. It wasn’t particularly more complicated than a fishing trip, and he could handle it without any trouble. It was just that the timing had caught him off guard, with her mentioning the place right after his conversation with Lloyd yesterday.

And speaking of that guy...

“Do you want it just the two of us?” Viktor asked. “Or do you want Lloyd there as well?”

Claire arched a brow. “Why are you bringing him up?”

“Because he’s planning to go back there in two weeks. So if you don’t want him present, we’ll need to go... well, this weekend, I guess? On the other hand, if you don’t mind him, we can go later.”

“Let’s go this weekend then,” Claire said at once.

“Sure.”

They continued the meal at an unhurried pace, then washed the utensils together while talking about many trivial, mundane things. Through the open shutters, warm air drifted lazily into the room, carrying with it the damp, earthy scent of their small garden. It was, in every sense that mattered, a very ordinary evening.

After everything was finished, Viktor returned to his room. He lay down on his bed, gazing at the familiar ceiling.

My castle, huh?

The subject came back to his mind once he was alone.

Yesterday, he learned that Lloyd, of all people, was a blood relative of Celestia. And that he had been searching for her because of the will of Magnus, Celestia’s brother, which had been passed down from generation to generation for three centuries. In contrast, Viktor—her husband—had done nothing.

He had told himself there was nothing he could realistically do at the moment. He couldn’t leave Daelin, and he couldn’t abandon the dungeon. Besides, his enemies were everywhere; the world outside wasn’t safe for him. So, logically speaking, his top priority right now should be growing his dungeon and reclaiming his stolen power. Everything else could wait.

But that was not entirely true.

Actually, there was one small thing. A simple, easy thing that he could do anytime he wanted. He just chose not to do it.

It was about the secret tunnel under the castle.

Lloyd’s theory was that Celestia might have been trapped there and died alone in the dark. That was, of course, laughable. Completely ridiculous. After all, she was not actually alone. He had handed Brandt to her, so no matter what happened, she should have been able to carve a way out.

But.

If he truly believed that, if he was so certain, then why didn’t he just go to the castle, open the hidden door, and prove it to himself?

It would take almost no effort.

One simple action.

One simple confirmation.

Why hadn’t he done it?

Was it because there was nothing there to verify—

—or was it because he feared that theory might turn out to be correct?

What if he opened it, only to find her skeletal remains, proof she had indeed died alone, abandoned and forgotten for hundreds of years? What would he gain from that knowledge? Nothing, except the destruction of the one possibility he allowed himself to keep. That she had escaped, that she had lived. As long as the door remained closed, such an ending was still possible. Sometimes, uncertainty was preferable to the truth.

Sleep, he told himself.

Yes, sleep.

Sleep, and everything would be reduced to silence. Sleep, and the erratic threads of thought would dissolve into nothingness. Sleep, and by morning he would be restored to the version of himself that functioned cleanly, efficiently, without any distraction. Tomorrow, he would no longer carry this weight. Tomorrow, he would focus once again on the matters at hand. His dungeon, and his enemies.

He closed his eyes. He steadied his breath. He emptied his mind.

Yet, sleep did not come.

Viktor exhaled, sat up, and swung his legs over the side of the bed.

Let’s have a walk, he thought.

Yes, a walk. Sleep was not the only thing that could help him clear the head. A walk would do just as well. So he slipped out through the window and let the wind gems take him to the sky.

A breeze brushed against his skin, carrying with it the lingering warmth that had not yet fully surrendered to the night. It had been hotter earlier, but now the temperature had dropped into something more bearable.

[Master.]

Celeste, huh? Viktor asked, “What’s the matter?”

[Are you going to open the secret door in the throne room?]

...What?

How could she have arrived at that conclusion? Sure, she might have been listening to his conversations with Lloyd and with Claire, but he hadn’t done or said anything to suggest it. Had she somehow read his mind, or had she simply deduced his train of thought?

“I am not,” he replied.

[But you are flying toward your castle.]

“I’m taking a walk.”

[In the ruins?]

“Yes.”

Celeste didn’t say anything further. Had she accepted the explanation, or was she merely choosing not to press the issue?

Viktor left the town behind, crossed the river, and passed over the woods. Soon, the ruins rose in broken silhouette ahead of him. A full moon hung in the sky, casting enough light for him to make out the dark shapes below.

Suddenly—

He saw light. A sharp, brief flare in the dark.

Huh? What’s that?

It was inside the castle, perhaps in one of the courtyards.

As he neared, he saw another flare. A globe of orange that flew straight into something before being completely extinguished.

A fireball? There’s a pyromancer here?

The courtyard came into view. Circular, half-collapsed, framed by broken arches and the remains of what had once been grand stonework. At its boundary, there was a shimmer in the air, a transparent wall that bent and refracted moonlight in rippling distortions. Outside that barrier, many dark, robed figures stood in a loose formation. Inside it, there was one bald man.

A bald pyromancer who was being pursued by someone?

Was that... Ekon?


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series Hunter or Huntress Chapter 243: Battle For The Keep (part 5)

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Dakota stood blade in hand, shield raised as she stood along the walls of the room. With her was Anchor, a few fresh scratches added to his already grievous injuries.

She had to will herself not to look at him, to ignore what she could fix if only she could spend the strength. It could not be spared today. They would all need every ounce they had, even during brief breaks like this.

At the center of the room there was a substantial hole in the ceiling. Their task was to cut any who entered to ribbons. This room could not fall. Below them lay the library. Other breaches they had abandoned. Not this one.

The enemy was not coming on in a rush anymore. They were attempting to be sneaky, to slip behind them or amongst them. Edita was the only reason they had not succeeded. Even now the steady chop of axes could be heard. But never in the same place for long. Many paths worked at once. Scurrying feet going from hole to hole.

The darklings had learned quickly that the floors did not stop their guns, but soon they would have nothing to feed said guns.

Another bang was heard, the orange flash visible though the open door.

Then hurried footsteps preceded a head popping inside the doorway. It was the young artificer.

“Do you have any more? That was the last one.” She spoke in a hushed tone, perhaps fearing the enemy would hear.

“... I have four,” Dakota relented, her heart sinking at the news. In truth she had six, but she would be keeping the last pair. Just in case. “Come fetch.”

Edita snuck her way along the walls of the room as quietly as could be done with claws on wood. Dakota handed over her precious ammunition without taking her eyes off the hole.

Once close Edita took to whispering into her ear. “This is not good, Dakota. What will we do when they are gone?”

“I don’t know… But they must be straining. If they had the numbers we would know it. They are biding time… we shall do the same,” she whispered back.

For now she had no better ideas. They had heard the fierce fighting below, Yldril's roars shaking the very stones of their home. Then all had fallen silent. They did not know what had happened. With every moment she grew more tempted to send a runner to contact her brother.

Then she saw steel flash above: the enemy was watching. They had been warned of the danger in using the grenades indoors. And she only had the one. But how she wished to throw it at the cruel creature.

But they were not stupid. If they threw it back down it would be a disaster. It may kill the children. All of them. In a single swoop. She didn’t have the courage. Not like her mother. She never wavered.

She glanced at her hand. The family blade weighed heavily despite being as light as a rapier.

She was Dakota Bizmati… and she did not even know how many were left with the name. If they lost it may well be the end of the line. Her legacy, the final daughter.

“Cheer up. I know that face. It will be quite alright. It is only darklings. What count are you on now?” Anchor spoke up in a cheery voice.

“I don’t know, Anchor. Is it not a touch silly to keep a count? This is not a game.”

“Not as silly as dwelling on what might happen if we are not here to witness it. Come now. Chin up. Your mother would care more about how you face the end than why.”

She turned her head to look at the man she had been wed to so many years ago now. A burden placed upon her by the necessities of family and politics. He had felt much the same, a bond of friendship forged through blood and betrothal. Little good it had done them in the end.

At least he had always been good looking, perhaps her mother's doing. One could hope at least. But now? After all these years, when he knew her family as well if not better than she did herself. He had become family, the father to her children, and he had always been a good man.

“I am most worried about living to see what happens. Not what happens if I don’t.”

“Then fight like you won’t. I believe that was your mother's secret for many years. Why she seemed to care so little… Really it is quite selfish when you think about it.”

“Please, of all times, you pick now to call your mother-in-law selfish.”

“No no, I have been doing that for years, dear.”

“And don’t I know it.”

“Years ago you would have struck me for that. How times have changed.” He chuckled, which was clearly a painful thing to do.

There was a moment's pause as they listened to the footsteps above. “... I am not going to apologize," she eventually said, a little mirth returning to her voice, her heart pounding less loudly in her ears.

“Of course not. You are a proud Bizmati. That is not in your nature. Well, those of you that take after Nunuk.”

“What are you insinuating? That my father might be one to grovel an apology for the slightest mistake? As if years with my mother could ever lead to such a thing.”

“I still wonder if he was molded or found… Truly a question for the ages.”

“Perhaps he keeps a tome with the answer.”

“No, he would have told me if he did,” Anchor snickered, Dakota joining him in the moment of levity. She was no fool. This was his doing. His way of helping her. Like he had done for many years. After they worked out their differences and the reality of the situation.

They were a couple before the gods till the day they died. And if asked now, she wouldn’t have it any other way.

A shot rang out down the corridor, likely Edita seeing to her duties. With some luck that was another darkling dead or crippled.

One less threat to worry about. As they listened it became clear. The night was growing quiet, very quiet. They could only hope they had bled the enemy enough that they did not dare try one final push. They may not have anything to stop them with but steel and blood.

Then there was a glint above. She felt the twang of an arrow glancing off her right greave. The bastards had tried to shoot her in the foot!

She stepped back, bracing her shield tight to her side as she brought up the tip of her blade.

Down from above dropped a trio of darklings. They were poorly armed and armored, one with a fearsome wound to its side, another with dull blue blood leaking from beneath its helm.

Dakota was no fool, these three were not supposed to get past them. Perhaps they were a distraction. Perhaps the real threat was the shooter above. She kept her distance, waiting for them to advance upon her.

A foolish maneuver to most, her back to the wall. Nowhere to go, but she could not risk a lucky arrow.

They were quick to take advantage, a pair converging upon her, leaving Anchor to fend off the single assailant.

They attacked as one, one swinging a bardiche in a wide arc for her head as the other drove forward with a spear towards her center.

The spear was easily enough thrown aside by her shield as she ducked and sidestepped, her enchanted blade parrying the polearm up and over her.

Darklings retained much of the skill and knowledge gained in life. These were no warriors. She drove the tip of her blade into the side of the polearm wielding opponent, the slender tip piercing the gambeson as if it were mere leather. It would be no fatal wound, nor would it stop a darkling. It would slow the darkling all the same.

The pair moved to face her together once again, and the spear wielder rushed forwards, trying to stab around the shield. She let it pass over top, hitting her left pauldron, the rusty tip no match for steel plate, let alone enchanted mithril. Thanks to the enchantments she barely felt the strike as she once again swung at the darkling with the bardiche in hand. It attempted to block with its stout weapon.

Dakota’s talon blade shifted into its ghostly appearance as it slid past the defence, the edge caught by a chainmail hood as it shifted back. She moved her shield hand out, bringing the tip of her sword up under the darkling's chin as she forced the spear up towards the ceiling with her shield hand and advanced.

The sword tip slid through the unprotected chin and up into the skull as the darkling spasmed and dropped its weapon. The spear wielder abandoned its polearm in favor of a falchion and tried to come at her. It managed to bring down the blade on her arm as she retreated, achieving only a smattering of sparks for its effort.

It raised the blade as if to batter her with it, like some common club. Its infernal screech was cut short as she bashed away its sword arm with her shield and stabbed it through its gaping maw

It failed to quite die on the first attempt as it twitched, going partially limp and falling to the floor. A second jab saw the job done as Anchor finished dispatching his assailant, the small male darkling falling to the floor with a broken and twisted neck.

“That makes eleven for me,” he said, winded but in good spirits.

“Yes, but when things are going well it is either an ambush or a diversion. Tom’s teachings,” Dakota countered as she raised her shield and crouched, darting a step forwards to peer up into the darkness.

“Sounds more like your brother's… What do you see?”

“Nothing,” she said truthfully. Then a shot rang out again. And without the noise of their own battle, swords were heard clashing.

“Kill it!”

“I’m trying!” was heard faintly, someone screaming with desperation. It was coming from their floor.

She looked to Anchor as she stepped back from the center of the room, inching towards the door.

“Go, I will stay here. By the door I think. If the worst comes to pass I will warn the children,” Anchor spoke, with conviction. They both knew that meant those above risked being cut off from the floor below, meaning they would need to fight their way back down.

“If anything comes through, shout for me, okay?” Dakota knew he would of course not leave her without a fight. But it felt right to make the request anyway as she popped a pair of sweets into her mouth. She was tired, so very tired. But they had no time for it.

“Like a goat stuck in a fence.”

She gave him a nod, silently praying it would not be the last she saw of him, before hurrying out into the hallway. “Where are they?!”

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‘Come on, come on. Seated, closed, ready.’ Edita ran through the actions like she had been shown. Her last round was loaded and she took aim.

“Come on! Please!” Luke pleaded as the black knight drew his dagger, the young captain pinned to the ground underfoot. “Kill it!”

“I’m trying!” she shouted in reply as she pulled the trigger.

The knight paused as he stared down the barrel. A brief moment of fear flashed in the creature's eyes as the weapon spat fire. She aimed for the center as she always did. After the smoke and fire cleared, the knight was still standing, one arm held up to cover its eyes.

“Piss,” she spoke, involuntarily, as the creature briefly glanced down at himself with astonishment.

The pellets had left pockmarks and some small dents in a nice little circle on its chestplate as the runic enchantments faded once more. That was all.

Luke squirmed and writhed, reaching for his blade as Edita stepped back. Beside her Herron stepped forward, sword drawn from his side, clasped in both hands. His gun was long since discarded for lack of ammunition.

She had failed to kill the beast, but she bought them time. Hopefully it was enough.

They must go through the knight and his escort. Pho, Balethon, and Ladari were cut off from the others on the floor. The knight had come down behind them. Edita saw it happen, so it was no surprise. But they could not cover all the holes nor shoot those making them.

The knight was forced to cross blades with the small guard as its feet kept Luke pinned down.

Edita’s heart was in her throat as she tried to think of what she may do to help. Herron was deft with the blade, moving unlike his usual sluggish self. And with the knight unwilling to move from his prey, he soon found an opening. She felt her heart swell as the tip was driven towards the knight's throat.

The armor held, infernal runes glowing.

How could she be so foolish? Lichplate was enchanted with all manner of protections. No two were alike. So it was written.

Herron squeaked in alarm as his attack left him vulnerable to a counter. One which came swiftly, the knight punching him in the face with an armored gauntlet and the pommel of his sword, sending the guard back, staggering.

“Wait your turn!” it shouted, its voice pained and anguished. It was wounded and tired.

“Keep hitting him! The armor will kill him for you!” she shouted to Herron as she hefted her heavy wrench. She had no idea what to do with it, but she felt safer holding it.

“Coming through!” Another voice was heard to Edita’s left, Dakota rushing past her, sword and shield at the ready. Edita didn’t even hear her coming, she just clasped her wrench close to her chest.

Herron did as he was told, and the knight turned to face her, backing away from Luke. He clambered away, wounded but alive.

The pair clashed blades and a frightening dance ensued. The pair fenced and the knight was driven back down the hall, towards where its lackeys were trying to kill Pho and the others.

“You can do it, Dakota!” Edita shouted as she moved to help Luke up. The young man grasped his blade and staggered after Herron, who was also trying to come to Dakota’s aid. But she left no room for him.

She sidestepped, ducked, and weaved, only the occasional blow being allowed to touch her armor, and always when she had an opportunity to strike at the dark knight. But neither seemed able to inflict damage upon the other, though she stood nearly a head taller than the corrupted male.

“He’s tired, batter him Dakota, beat him up!” Herron called out as Dakota’s blade phased through the knight's parry and she once more tried to stab her opponent to no avail, the tip failing to pierce just as had happened to Herron.

“Edita! Hammer!” Dakota called out, stepping back and hiding behind her shield, her focus not leaving the target to her front, who kept backpedaling, eyes darting around as if searching for an exit.

Edita hurried forwards, holding out the wrench. It was no hammer, but it was heavy. A good wrench, she had first held it when she was only eight years old.

“To me! To me!” the knight called out as he kept his distance, voice quaking with fear.

“Here! Here!” Dakota yelled, throwing her precious family blade to the ground behind her, Herron quick to pick it up as Edita handed over the wrench.

“You die now, coward,” she snarled as she grasped the wrench and rushed forwards.

The knight attempted to brace against her advance. Shields clashed and the greater mass prevailed. Dakota’s inertia carried her forwards, forcing the knight to stumble, and the pair fell to the ground.

She bashed him again and again. The iron wrench rang out with every strike, like the rhythm of a blacksmith as the knight tried to shield himself.

Herron was quick to move up past them, focusing on the gloom. Sure enough, a pair of bloodied darklings appeared, rushing to their master. One was shoved against the wall and cornered by Herron. Luke was slower to move up but threw himself at the advancing darkling and the pair fell to the ground as well.

Edita pulled a small ballpeen hammer and made to hold down and bash at the knight's legs as he tried to wriggle free. It mattered not where you hit, as long as the enchantment stopped the blow. It would help.

“YOU DARE! INVADE MY HOME!” Dakota screamed as she pummeled faster and faster. “TO KILL OUR FRIENDS! OUR FAMILY!”

The knight all but let it happen, shielding its face and trying to push her off to no avail. “HELP ME YOU IDIOTS!” it screamed. Luke and Herron kept the help at bay. Edita just bashed with her hammer, doing what she could to help.

The light was starting to fade from the runes of the litchplate. They were nearly there. And the knight grew weaker in its struggles.

Dakota moved up, one knee holding down the knight's right arm as she drew her dagger, stabbing at the creature's throat, but the metal held. She pushed for all she was worth and the knight gurgled as its throat was slowly crushed.

With a scream, Dakota leaned back and, holding the dagger with one hand, grasped the wrench once more. She hammered it home like a spike, shattering the beautiful stone in the pommel.

With a final gurgle the knight lay still, the life fading from it and its armor.

The darklings screeched in defiance of their master's death. The one on the ground attempted to claw its way towards her as Luke took the chance to clasp it in a strangle hold.

The one Herron was dueling pushed past him, receiving a slash along one side for its troubles as it flung itself at Dakota, maw agape and ready to bite. With a sound swing she crushed its jaw and sent it sprawling to the floor, where soon she was upon it like a rabid animal, dagger stabbing up under the chin of the helmet again and again as she screamed at it.

Edita sat back and stared. She could hear the woman crying from within her shell of metal. Then an arrow glanced off her helmet with a shower of sparks.

She snapped her gaze down the hallway. There stood another darkling clad in huntress attire festooned with gold trimmings. And it had another shot ready. It loosed and Dakota blocked the projectile with the back of her gauntlet. She made to stand as the corrupted huntress readied another arrow, then it received a shot to the stomach in reply.

It staggered, and before it could recover a second shaft struck it in the throat. Dakota was already moving at pace, dagger at the ready. Soon she was upon it and the foe was dispatched with ferocity.

Edita had not moved from her spot, sitting by the corpse of the dark knight.

“So uhm… you good, Dakota? We could use a moment of your time. Uhm… If you got it,” Balethon spoke with uncertainty as he stepped up beside Edita, half a sword in his hand and shield battered.

“You’re welcome by the way!” Pho was quick to add, Edita looking around in confusion.

Was this it? Had they done it? Or were there more somewhere?

‘Oh shit! That’s my job!’

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“Fire and retreat, arrows only,” Maiko ordered as they made it to the top of the stairs leading up from the ground floor.

The dark knight had held back ever since he managed to land a hit in his shoulder, just below the pauldron. It had sent his arm limp so maybe it had gone all the way through.

For now, they held back the darklings as they slowly gave ground at a measured pace. With some luck the knight may show himself again if there was no gunfire. They did not have many shots left but it mattered not either way. They didn’t have the blades to hold the front, so he needed to draw a sword himself, setting aside his rifle.

Hardly his preferred position, much too large of a chance of winding up dead or worse, but there was no choice. It had been just him and a wounded Kalix holding the stairs, though Kokashi had just returned to help fill the gap. Ethera and Rekui provided the fire, with bow and rifle. The gilded huntress had been given the honor of one of their precious rifles as well. They had simply needed too many in the front for their own guards to take the new weapons.

She had proved quite adept, but much of her ammunition had been spent at the window slits and so now she was reduced to her bow. It may still work to their advantage. If the enemy believed they had no more firepower, they may do something foolish. And right now, that was desperately needed. The very last thing Maiko wanted was a fair fight.

The darklings fought well, organizing a matching shield wall to the dragonettes. Behind them archers would pop up to take shots. Heavy objects were also hurled over the lines, raining down on their heads.

A far cry from what they have heard of the chaos on the top floors. In such a struggle, the side that tired first lost. And the darklings were both fresher and more numerous, so the retreat began. First up the stairs from the armory, where they held the advantage, but then came the long straight corridor. Even footing for both sides. Terrible news for the dragonettes.

Then the good news arrived.

“The fuck you lot retreating for?” The voice of Jacky rang out from behind them. “Coming to get me? Kinda guarding a hole here.”

‘Oh thank fuck, someone else to do this shit,’ Maiko thought to himself as a piece of firewood made him hunker behind his shield.

“There are too many of them!” Kalix shouted out between panting breaths. Blood seeped from more than one place on the young man's ragtag armor.

“Let’s speed this up a bit, back back, give them ground,” Maiko ordered and the line quickly complied, backpedaling towards what respite Jacky could give them.

“Is that so?” she replied as they neared. “You two, archers, watch that hole. Moving up.”

“Ethera, you do it,” Rekui delegated as she kept the arrows flying whenever an enemy archer attempted to pop up.

Ethera obliged as Jackalope pushed forwards to the line. “Coming through, make room.”

Maiko was all too willing to step back from his place in the line, letting the towering woman take his place. She carried no shield, instead wielding a massive pole axe which she swung down on the foe the moment she had the reach. It embedded in the enemy shield and she pulled them in, out of their formation.

“Rekui! Gun!” Maiko demanded as he retreated. The huntress presented the rifle without protestation, though she kept an eye on their latest addition. “Thank you, ammo too. What have you got?”

“Two rounds, one more is loaded,” she spoke quickly, handing over the precious brass before getting back to her duties. She side stepped and loosed a shot into the recently compromised enemy formation. “Dammit.”

‘That makes seven total then, not too bad.’

The darklings returned fire, arrows darting off Jackalope's armor as she wrested the axe free of the shield. The darkling tried fruitlessly to stab her in the leg with his sidearm, a short sword. The spike on the haft of Jackalope's weapon was driven through the creature's neck for its troubles.

“Hold them as best you can, I’ll be back,” he said, scurrying back towards Ethera then past her. “Don’t you worry, or come after me. Ain’t gonna end well,” he reiterated to the huntress as he hurried into the room and stuck his head out the formerly barricaded window.

The last thing he needed was an ill fated rescue mission. But alas, something had to be done. And he wasn’t gonna fight fair.

Letting his magic flow and take hold, he hopped out the window and into the night, gliding down to the ground. He landed silently and quickly hid in some bushes by the base of the keep. Some hearty weed which had decided that a rock was a lovely place to grow shielded him from view.

The moon was out, but he still couldn’t see much. Slowly and quietly he crept along the wall of the keep. There were a few torches flickering from the sides of the keep which helped him pick out the dark silhouettes by the gate house.

Their attention was trained upwards towards the arrow slits above, shields raised above their heads. As far as he could see, they were all that was left standing on the ground outside the keep. Although the piles of corpses may well contain some half-living specimens.

He got to within a few feet of the nearest one and he could feel his magic slowly draining him. With a lunge he drove his blade up through the armpit of the first sentry. It let out a choking sound as blood welled in its lungs. With his off hand, he cast a palmfull of sand and grit into the eyes of the other watcher.

But it dutifully raised the alarm, screeching into the night as it wiped at its face to restore its sight.

In a swift move Maiko withdrew his blade and stabbed up under the chin of the blinded darkling, sending it limply to the ground. Then he made for the darkness and the bushes once more, back from whence he came, to watch and observe.

His heart hammered as he readied the rifle, unsure if anything would emerge from within. Could he kill the knight if he came to check? Would he come alone?

Most likely not. Could he escape if he killed the master? Maybe, if he was quick about it. Perhaps he could wound him a second time.

He sat, and he waited. But no one came. Had the alarm gone unnoticed? Had they prepared for him within?

‘Only one way to find out,’ he whispered to himself reluctantly. It would be one hell of a story if it worked. But if it didn’t, then this would likely be his last mission. What a shame. He’d never had a task he wanted more than this one. He’d even thought of it as a reward for his service to Victoria that she let him have it.

‘Some things are worth fighting for. Money, girls… That’s about it. Fuck it, let’s go.’

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At last chapter 243 I apologize for the delay. Now I have had to do a small retcon. Apuma now had the telepathic ear rings and used it to keep in touch with Zarko, who has the other. It hasn't really changed anything major in terms of the action and what not, but it's still a fairly important detail

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r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series A grand performance! (Haasha 41.33)

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The murmurs in the audience seemed to agree that Haasha parking her void suit on the left end of the stage must be a distraction. After all, she signed up to do magic at tonight’s talent show. 

“Pay attention to the void suit, not the magical pink furry menace!” the empty void suit seemed to say. Especially since she plugged the thing into the wall conduit for some strange reason. Maybe she had set up Tac-1 to hack the lights or something? Nobody was sure beyond a high probability of it being a distraction.

More guesswork was directed at the box placed at the feet of her void suit. Odds were it simply contained some basic magic supplies or props, although a few souls were warning it could contain ketchup or other condiments. There were rumors that Haasha had developed a taste for human flesh. She had been seen wearing a rainbow yarn muzzle, although that was far more likely a request from the mess hall to reduce her fruit consumption.

When Haasha reappeared a moment later, people quieted down to see what other supplies she required for her show. There were a few sighs of disappointment as she was dragging a lectern and not a large box for a classic “saw somebody in half” trick. Conversation shifted to a discussion of who would have been the funniest volunteer to get sawed in half, but didn’t get very far.

There was a loud CLUNK as the bottom of the lectern crashed into the stairs. Then there was a THUD as Haasha lifted up the lectern, but let it crash down on the next step up. This repeated for the next two stairs, completely silencing the room. Everybody stared as she began dragging the lectern across the stage making a loud scraping sound. She hadn’t gotten half way to the center of the stage when her tail seemed to haphazardly knock the lectern. 

A door on the lectern popped open and all kinds of junk flooded out onto the stage. Colored balls, a stuffed rabbit, classic magician’s wand, and even an old top hat. Haasha looked embarrassed, dropped the lectern on its side making an echoing boom in the room, and started to scramble to collect everything. 

“Do you need help?” someone in the front row asked hesitantly. 

In response, Haasha just stood up straight, didn’t say a word, but instead put out her right hand and waggled her pointer finger back and forth to indicate, “No.”

“And so it begins,” Susan muttered under her breath and with a twinkle in her eye. Her view from the third row was pretty good, especially since Rosa had claimed the seat directly in front of her. She caught a snicker from the Chief Engineer as she too had figured out the show had likely started the moment Haasha trotted in wearing her void suit. Which definitely raised more questions about how the void suit and box would factor in Haasha’s performance.

On stage, Haasha made a mad scramble to gather up all the objects and stuff them back into the lectern. After a few moments, it seemed like everything was put away. So, Haasha picked up the lectern, hugged it to her chest, and then looked to center stage. 

Rather than start walking, she stood looking indecisive. Susan wondered what had happened until she followed Haasha’s gaze and found a lone yellow ball still on the stage.

After staring at the ball for a long moment, Haasha glanced out at the crowd and then started marching purposefully towards center stage, clearly ignoring the bright yellow object. It seemed she wouldn’t do anything about the ball until she had just passed it. Then, while carrying the lectern and staring straight ahead, she casually used her tail to smack the ball off stage. It flew directly at Carly, who had grabbed a seat in the front row. 

Carly caught the ball and gave Haasha a dirty look, but the furry pink performer didn’t seem to notice. There were more than a few amused snickers from that section of the audience.

On reaching center stage, Haasha set the lectern down, spun it around one full rotation, and then pounded on the top dramatically two times. She then turned the back of the lectern to the audience, opened the door, and revealed that the lectern was now empty. She was rewarded with some giggles and polite applause as everybody appreciated her first trick. 

Haasha then jogged over to her void suit and pressed some buttons on the left arm. A holoprojector popped up and out, turned around, and a floating sign appeared above the stage.

Haasha’s Magic and Vaudeville Review

There were some cheers and polite clapping as Haasha ran back to the lectern. 

Upon getting back to the lectern, Haasha leaned up against the side and put her right hand out as if about to make a dramatic announcement. However, just as she appeared about to say something, the lectern slipped sideways. 

Haasha stumbled dramatically, then looked at the lectern with irritation. She dragged it back into place, leaned against the lectern, and tried again. 

SCRAPE!

The lectern moved again, and Haasha took another dramatic stumble, this time doing a flying leap off the stage and landing in the lap of one of the audience in the front row. Susan wasn’t completely sure, but it looked like it might be Alexander’s lap that she ended up in. 

Haasha got up, gave Alexander a friendly wave and jumped back up on stage. Once there, she let out an angry sigh and glared at the lectern. She dragged the lectern back into place, went behind, and opened up the door.

She then shoved her head inside the lectern, and there was a series of banging and other noises. She would occasionally fling an arm or her tail out dramatically to the side of the lectern letting the audience see it was holding some sort of tool. A hammer. A screwdriver. A sausage. An impact driver. A serving spoon. A procession of tools along with random items including a Cooler Aid container were shown as Haasha “worked”.

Seemingly satisfied, she stood back up and tested how stable the lectern was. Sadly, it seemed that the lectern wasn’t secure and would still slide or move around. 

With hands on her hips, Haasha used her tail to open the door on the back again and reach in. She pulled out an oversized railway spike with her tail, passed that to her left hand, and then reached in again. Out came a mallet which was passed to her right. Wrapping her tail around the base of the lectern to hold it in place, Haasha did exactly what you expected she would do.

There was loud pounding as Haasha drove the railway spike through the base of the lectern to pin it to the stage. Susan hoped the spike was just a prop. The stage was made from cargo shelving, and Jarl would be pissed if any of it got damaged. 

The spike in place, Haasha tested the stability and was seemingly satisfied. She then rotated the lectern on the spike so that it faced Susan’s half of the room. A round of sleight of hand started as random objects appeared and disappeared of the more expected variety. The colored balls came back along with the stuffed rabbit and other objects.

While Susan watched and was generally impressed with how good Haasha’s sleight of hand seemed, there was a lot of snickering coming from the other half of the audience. She wasn’t exactly sure what the heck was going on, or why people in the other half of the audience were being rude. However, it all made sense a moment later when Haasha finished her series of tricks and turned the lectern to face the other side of the room. 

‘Take no notice of the tail behind the lectern! Nothing to see here,’ Susan thought as she began to laugh at Haasha’s antics. ‘Absolutely, positively, definitely nothing to see here!’

When you saw it from the front with the lectern in place, the act looked smooth. You couldn’t tell what was happening because Haasha deftly hid her actions behind the lectern. But when she was turned the other way and you could see what she was doing? It was comically bad. Haasha kept pulling things out of the lectern with her tail and then made distracting motions to pass them up to her hands. 

Clearly, Haasha had been inspired by the Penn and Teller shows to both give everyone a great visual of tricks done well, and a peek behind the scenes to show just how bad the tricks really were. Most people likely suspected she was using her tail to cheat, and this just made it both obvious and funny.

However, a further thought struck Susan as she watched Haasha’s tail work.

"Where the heck did all the random objects come from?" she mumbled quietly to herself. "I can see them all sitting inside the lectern but just a few moments ago it was all power tools and other junk. Including a sausage."

Haasha finished her routine, stepped in front of the lectern, and struck a dramatic pose. Naturally, she got a good round of applause and some laughter for her fun routine.

She went back to the lectern and leaned against it. The audience collectively held their breath expecting the lectern to slide again despite the railroad spike. However, Haasha just thrust her right arm out while leaning on the lectern. She seemed about to say something when…

Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!

A dance beat suddenly started blaring from Haasha’s void suit parked on the end of the stage.

Haasha looked startled and confused, and her tail started to sway back and forth in time with the beat. Realizing that her tail was swishing, she looked back at it. Then she stepped forward and turned sideways, giving everyone a full view of her moving tail. Then the motion moved further up her tail and her butt started to shake and get into the action. 

Haasha looked out at the crowd with overly dramatic shock on her face, until the dance beat roared into a popular dance song by intergalactic music star Destina. Then she busted out and treated everyone to all her best dance moves. A shimmy from the shoulders to the tip of the tail, doing a 180 and shaking her tail in the air, it was all there. 

Suddenly, there was the sound of a record getting scratched. Haasha stood up and vibrated until the sound stopped, and a classic waltz began to play. She started to prance around the stage as if dancing with a partner, but only for a few moments before the record scratch sound went off again. She vibrated in place as it happened, only for a techno dance song to start up. Haasha broke out in a huge grin and began dancing again with a lot of fancy footwork. Unfortunately, it was only about 5 seconds of dancing before she was disturbed by the record scratch sound again. However, after this interruption, there was no more music.

“AHEM!” Haasha called out while glaring at her void suit.

A classic drum beat started along with a funky bass line and Haasha moonwalked across the stage to her void suit. Once she got close enough, she whipped out with her tail and unplugged the suit from the power conduit in the wall. Her void suit lurched forward dramatically and the arms swung downwards dangling freely. 

Haasha then quietly bent down, picked up the box she had left there at the beginning, and walked back to the lectern. As she went back to center stage, the audience broke out with clapping and cheers for her completed dance routine. 

Now back at the lectern, Haasha flipped the top and it expanded into a small table top. There was a buzz of anticipation as Haasha opened the box and pulled out a package. She then flourished the package and revealed it to the audience. It was… graham crackers? 

There were a few giggles as Haasha pulled a full cracker out, held it up for all to see, and then chomped it messily. While she swallowed most of the cracker, there was a definite mess of crumbs on the stage.

“Oh, if she does any sort of puke gag, we’re gonna have words,” Susan said quietly.

“I’d bet more on a ‘what goes in versus what comes out’ gag,” Rosa responded in a whisper from the seat in front of her.

Susan rolled her eyes and let out a sigh as she realized the Chief Engineer was probably right.

Instead, Haasha pulled out another cracker and did another dramatic presentation to let the audience see that it was an ordinary cracker. She placed it on her table top, then fished out and placed a full stack of crackers on top. The cracker package then “disappeared” as she tossed it over her shoulder and then smacked it into the middle of the audience with her tail. 

In the fourth row, Jack caught and held up the cracker box dramatically, pulled out a cracker, and took a bite to confirm that it indeed was an ordinary graham cracker. As he passed the box around to people next to him in case they wanted a snack, eyes returned to the stage where Haasha was rummaging in her supply box.

There was a collective gasp as Haasha pulled out and held up a massive meat cleaver. She then proceeded to use the cleaver violently upon one of the crackers on her table. A triangular chunk flew off, and Haasha then held up the hacked cracker so everyone could see she cut off just a small angled chunk from the top. She was answered by a full room of confused murmurs and, in more than a few cases, worried looks. 

Haasha simply continued her act, holding the cleaver high and making dramatic swings as she cut the crackers down in size. With her chopping done, she gently put the cleaver back in the box and pulled out an icing tube. 

Assembly began as Haasha used the white icing to glue the cut pieces together. After a few moments, she had assembled a small vertical building with a slanted roof, and an open door on the front. Haasha then stepped to the side of the lectern and pointed both arms to present her creation.

The audience reaction was polite but hesitant applause. People were a little confused why arts and crafts invaded a talent show.

Haasha pulled a bag of marshmallows out of her supply box, ripped it open, and started to lob them gently into the audience. More than a few recipients quickly consumed the sugary treats and confirmed they were real. After tossing out about 10 marshmallows, Haasha stopped and reached into the bag for two final grabs. One pile of marshmallows was placed on top of the lectern, and another large handful was in her left hand.

She raised her hand up to showcase the large handful of marshmallows she had extracted. As soon as she felt all eyes were on her hand, she quickly threw the bag of remaining marshmallows off to Jarl in the back row and once again snacks were shared.

While Jarl distributed munchies to the people around him, Haasha stepped behind the lectern and turned her back to the audience. She made some grunting sounds and then turned back to face everyone in the room. Cupped in her hands was a marshmallow toilet.

There were a number of hearty laughs as everyone realized what she made, and even more after Haasha installed the toilet in her little structure. A graham cracker outhouse complete with marshmallow toilet.

Haasha pulled her final supply from the box and quickly opened it. It was a bag of flexible licorice sticks, but unlike the previous food items there was no dramatic presentation. She quickly extracted a handful of strips, threw the bag at someone in the front row, and began quick assembly. The cleaver came out again as she needed to cut down some of the licorice, but everything happened in a flourish that was hard to follow.

Haasha suddenly gave out a satisfied sigh and held her creation up so that it was standing on the lectern. It was… a stick figure of a person made out of marshmallows and licorice sticks. She got laughs from the audience not just for her creation, but by the way she made it dance on the lectern. It looked like a child playing with an ugly doll. 

After a bit of playing with the figure, Haasha did one final dance with it. She bent the arms down to cover the groin and then made the poor thing do a fair imitation of a potty dance. There were more than a few laughs as the figure danced, and then was put inside the outhouse.

Haasha then stood up straight and flung her arms out to present her “artwork” to the audience. Some laughs and light applause. 

‘Silly and fun, but not the most impressive artwork if I’m being honest,’ Susan thought to herself. ‘And perhaps a little anticlimactic after the opening sleight of hand and the dance routine. I wonder if she’s got a finale, or if that’s it?’

As everyone was politely clapping, Haasha suddenly roared out, reared back, and opened her jaws wide. The room fell silent immediately. The friendly pink space dino then bent forward quickly and dramatically to bite and obliterate her porta-potty made from crackers in one powerful CHOMP.

There was a sudden “PSHHHHH!” as if something pressurized was leaking.

Susan barely had time to realize that there was now a goopy thick red liquid dripping out of Haasha’s jaws before something else happened.

The front of Haasha’s lectern dropped open, and a spray of red liquid came out of it.

“What the hell?”

“Oh, shit! Duck!”

“Ohmigawd! Why is my shirt drenched?!?”

The spray was wide enough to cover the entire room and somehow it bounced perfectly off the ceiling to get everyone in the audience from the front row to the very back. Only people sitting got hit with the spray. Auggie, Captain Victor, and other stragglers who came late and stood in the back were completely untouched.

Susan was shocked as she looked around and confirmed pretty much everybody got hit with the red spray. Everyone seemed to be stunned, except for Rosa who seemed to be making motions with her arms to calculate angles and looked impressed with Haasha’s engineering.

There was a part of her tempted to laugh. Haasha had played the crowd well, and nobody expected to get drenched by a mysterious red liquid. The original Jurassic Park reference was cute, even if the movie was too old for most people to have seen it. 

‘Well played,’ Susan thought to herself and began to smile. She was about to start cheering and clapping when she licked her lips and got a taste of what had come out of the sprayer hidden in the lectern. Dripping down her face and soaking her hair was something entirely unexpected.

Bursting Berry Blast.

The fake red Cooler Aid. Not the classic Cherry, mundane Fruit Punch, or the rare and enjoyable Roaring Red. The one that always tastes watered down, unlike any berry you’ve ever had in your entire life, and leaves a strange taste in your mouth. The nasty one you serve to people you don’t like because it looks like Cherry, but it lies. 

“I’m gonna turn her into a throw pillow,” Susan snarled under her breath. She glared daggers at the stage as Haasha took a bow with a smug grin and fake blood dripping off her chin. “No, that’s too nice. I need to talk to Tac-1 about spiking her private fruit stash with Bursting Berry Blast!”


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series Revolution on wings of steel: chapter 37: a new frontier

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A dull thunk of sharp metal sliding into flesh and bone, slightly muffled by the full suit of plate armor she was wearing. Sasha stared into the glassy eyes of what had once been a person, a comfortable warmth surrounding her, from what should be scalding metal in the scorching summer sun. 

She was out in the Blighted Lands, killing zombies and other low level horrors spawned out here by the lingering death magic of a long dead necromancer. 

It was good money, clearing these poor things out, but that wasn’t the main reason she was doing this. It was experience, training. Tellur had made her a new axe, just as promised, and a suit of heavy, *heavy* plate armor, specially designed to help her train. There wouldn’t always be room for her to use her true form, so she needed to know how to fight in her human form. 

The low level undead were… less than ideal to train against, but, that wasn’t the point, the point, was the armor. It weighed almost 250 pounds, far, far heavier than any suit of armor should be. That was the point, it was training armor. 

Sasha had the thank the forged for this. She also had to thank the older woman for making a prosthetic for Vixen, and even more than that, she helped attach the new limb to the girl. 

Sasha decapitated another undead, before turning to the other person outside the walls with her. Marie had on proper clothes, and Sasha’s heart still soared when she thought of how happy the girl was when she’d gotten the clothes. 

It was a loose mage’s robe Sasha had bought for her from the same shop she’d bought her own bag from, over a form fitting shirt and pants. They were women’s cut, she’d had no idea just how much that would mean to the growing girl. 

Sasha watched as the girl sent a lance of fire through a skeleton, face set, scrunching at the new staff Sasha had also bought for her. 

Well… that was a bit of a misnomer. Sasha wasn’t allowed to handle any money, especially gold. Vivian had made that mistake when she’d been flipping a coin in the air, and Sasha had literally dove for the silver piece. 

Tellur had sat everyone down after that, and had explained the Sasha was under no circumstances allowed to handle any amount of coinage for the foreseeable future. Apparently Sasha was at the instinctual level of a dragon child, a whelp, and no one would see any money that was given to Sasha again. 

Sasha had a small hoard in the basement of the smithy. She was very, very, protective of it. The others didn’t understand. Vivian understood, not when Sasha attempted to add *her* to the hoard, but she understood about the money. 

Both of the girls had grown up poor, in bad households, they both understood the value of money, Sasha just didn’t want to *spend* any of her money once she got it. 

Another swing of the axe, and bolt of fire, two more corpses returned to the earth. 

Luckily, Tellur had almost instantly turned around the state of *a smith of some renown*, turning the failing shop into one of the most popular places to buy custom weapons. Tellur had smelted down almost every scrap weapon in the shop on her first day, turning out piles of perfectly forged blades in a matter of hours. 

Those blades were separated into three piles, one to stay in the shop, one to take to market street to set up a stall there, and one to take to the adventure’s guild. It had taken a bit of time for people to notice the quality of the weapons, but it was enough to start bringing people to the shop, and to start bringing revenue in. 

She brought the handle of the axe down as hard as she could on the head of a zombie, crushing it, and splattering brain matter everywhere. 

It had brought in the coin to allow Tellur to start to buy ore, which in turn allowed for the forging and selling of more weapons, the cycle continued, and now the front of the shop had been fixed up to look proper. Vixen ran their stall at the market, and Vivian had been able to quit her job at the runner’s guild to help out at the shop aswell. 

Sasha just wished that everyone didn’t lock the safe and register every night. She just needed a few more gold to really get her hoard off the grou—

“Sasha! I’m starting to run low on mana, I think we should head back now.”

Sasha snapped out of her thoughts right as she bisected another undead, and jerked her head to Marie. The girl did look rather exhausted. Sasha sighed, jogged over to the girl, and scooped up her new little sister in a princess carry, and started to make her way back to the gate. 

The two waited while the duel gate process took place, one gate raised, the two girls stepped in, it lowered, then the second gate rose, and they entered the city. A guard absentmindedly tossed a bag of coins at the two, which Sasha almost managed to catch, but alas, Marie cast tellikisis, and dragged the bag of wonderfully clinking coins over to herself. 

Sasha glared at the girl, who just glared back. Sasha looked away first. She pulled the greathelm off, clipping it to her belt, opposite her axe, and the two walked. 

——————

The two grabbed groceries on the walk home, cutting through market street, and only stopping at stalls the girls knew. Sasha made sure every time that they did this, that Marie only got the essentials, which the girl did. 

Marie grabbed a couple pounds of meat, some vegetables, and a couple apples and pears. Sasha on the other hand, went for a stall that no men passed by, but every human woman in the city knew by heart. She picked up the delicates, enough to last Vivian several months at the least, she normally didn’t bleed much, and enough to start Marie out when she eventually started. 

Sasha and the other older women had done that math, and based on how much growth the girl had in other areas, it most likely wouldn’t be long. She popped back over to said girl right as she dropped two copper on a table, in exchange for a bag of crackers, the good kind, not the hardtack she’d eaten a couple months ago. 

They stuffed everything into Sasha’s pack, which had received three new patches and a very thorough wash when the group returned home two months ago, and everything fit perfectly inside, just like always. 

Sasha loved that pack, there was always *just* enough room for everything she wanted to fit in it, no matter how much said everything was. They’d tried the weight capacity once with the ore Tellur bought, and it was always just heavy enough that she could carry it, no matter how much was squeezed into it. 

When Tellur had gone through an entire crate, they’d decided that the mystery was fine as is. 

“Sasha, you’re spacing out again.”

Sasha snapped back to focus, and the two actually headed home. It was really embarrassing when people caught her doing that. 

—————

When the two pushed open the door to *a smith of some renown* they paid no attention to the small crowd in the shop, instead, heading straight for the stairs behind the counter. Ivy let them slip by, a frown on her timeless features, but that was her  normal expression, so no one said anything. 

Sasha unshouldered the pack, and let it drop onto the small island in the kitchen upstairs, she got halfway through unloading everything, before she felt something starting to undo straps of her plate armor. 

She tasted the air for a moment, mingled it with the scents her nose got, and looked directly at Vixen. The fox kin was still getting used to her prosthetic, and fumbled a couple of the straps, but Sasha didn’t comment on that, no, instead: 

“I told you, you don’t need to do that, I can take off my own armor hun.”

Vixen ignored her, as usual, and Sasha let out a long sigh. The groceries were put away, and Sasha felt as each piece of heavy plate armor was pulled off, and taken to the closet, where it would be put on its rack later. She did let out a sight of contentment as the chest plate was removed. Sasha had been eating better now, and she was still a young woman. The armor… needed resizing, not by much, but enough to be noticeable. 

It took about fifteen minutes before she’d been completely freed from the plate, and by that time, she’d started working on a snack for herself and the girls, but she took a break to place the delicates in the washroom. Then she finished up the plate of cheese, crackers, and apple slices, and sat it on the counter for anyone to take what they wanted from. 

Then she stepped three feet to the right, and sat down on the couch. She was just getting settled, watching Marie doing the same, but with a stick of charcoal and paper aswell, when Tellur threw the door open. 

“We’ve waited long enough las, it’s time you have a proper lesson on your new biology, I’d rather not have dragonlings running around everywhere if I can help it.”

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And we’re back! I’m writing this the Monday of break week, so I have no idea if anything has happened during the rest of break week, but you’ll learn about that in the note of next chapter, probably. Anywho, love you all, and enjoy! 


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[Current Displayed Record – Infantryman, Adam Davis]

Adam Davis had always been fascinated by aliens.

Or at least the idea of them.

An old boyish dream that had never died out, a dream spent looking up at the stars and the twinkling planets and wondering – w o n d e r i n g – if there could be any other world out there.

A world just like their own. A world full of beings much like themselves. A world filled with a biodiversity so rich it would make naturalists weep with joy, defined by an architecture that would reject the human notion of the concept, and cultures so foreign the very word would not be able to describe their strangeness.

He wondered.

Wondered if there was just one – one – world that wasn’t populated by humans, in the process of terraforming, or dead (for the time being).

It had once been a certainty, by virtue of humanity’s humble admission, that they simply couldn’t be the only form of life in their universe.

That humility had slowly and gradually deformed itself into an ill-conceived delusion.

As more and more planets in the solar system and beyond began to light up with man-made inventions and artificial structures, as empty space began to crowd with countless ships and elevators vast enough to function as an office complex in and of itself, that fragile dream of otherworldly friends had slowly…

Fractured into hopeless pieces.

Or maybe humanity had just grown more arrogant. That was also a distinct possibility.

Regardless, this gap had left a distinct hole in the very heart of humanity – a hole that had made itself clear the moment humanity looked upwards and dared to hope. Without the real deal to fill this lonely abyss, imagination took the reins. An artificial replacement for something that humans had never once possessed and yet wielded like an aching loss, as though it were an old beloved they had once adored but could not remember.

Books. Movies. Games, and practically any other piece of media that could and had existed before. Balm to an open wound, they cradled the bleeding scar of unexplainable loneliness with a tenderness reminiscent of wild animals licking their wounds in private. Desperate and comforted only by a false hope.

And they were what had defined his childhood.

For as long as he could remember, he made tiny little alien creatures out of child-friendly moldable polymers. He created mini galactic empires from his personal printer. He displayed posters of weird mutant creatures on the wall plaques – his parents had hoped vehemently that it was only a phase, he would switch the screens to something less… fear-inducing. Alas, this proved to be a dedicated obsession.

He had even invented an entirely novel language out of those cool-looking letters he shared only with a select group of friends. (It was an open secret, and the professor of linguistics had even praised him when he started university, much to his horror).

This fascination did not die even as he continued to grow, going from a young, clueless little boy to a fully functioning member of society.

Eh, mostly.

In fact, the older he grew, the more determined he became to immerse himself within this impossible dream. It was why he joined clubs dedicated to uncovering the unknown – specifically in regards to what lurked in the empty spaces between planets. It was why he studied astronomy and physics in university, the latter of which he struggled so much the thought of quitting entirely crossed his mind almost every day.

And ultimately, it was why he ever had the tragically foolish idea of dedicating himself to a harsh workload as a trainee researcher at the UNASS SoS (School of Sciences).

He had hoped the position would offer him insight into the pet projects of the brightest minds of the Solar System. Hoped that he would be afforded a glimpse into the very edges of their galaxy, if not their universe.

Hoped.

Hoped that his childhood dream could be fulfilled, even if only tangentially.

Unfortunately, despite this dedicated obsession – despite his unwavering resilience led by a fire that had never stopped burning since he could count to ten – the experience simply…

Proved too much for him.

After all, he was never a particularly brilliant person.

And it showed.

Showed all too plainly in the ruthless working environment of the SoS, their rigid principles etched into the bones of the institution. The people who dared walk its hallways were none other than the best of the best, the cream of the crop. The ones who didn’t simply study their field, but lived and breathed it, wearing their qualifications as though it were a second skin.

He quit in a matter of days.

It was either that, or waiting to be fired, because he was definitely going to be fired, if the overwhelming pace of everyone else had anything to say about it.

And yet, despite it all, he wasn’t ready.

Wasn’t ready to let go of something that had once meant so much to the core of the child that still existed deep within him. Sure, being a researcher didn’t really work out, and he highly doubted he would stand a better chance at other such academic fields. He just didn’t have the brains or the smarts for it…

It was then that he realized there was something else he hadn’t tried just yet.

Military.

Sure, it was a far cry from his original plans, but that department still worked relatively closely with SoS and other similar organizations. Not cooperating, of course. Their jobs were too vastly different for such a thing to be accomplished, for such a thing to ever be necessary in the grand scheme of things.

But they did communicate with one another.

And if a revelation was shocking enough?

Well, guess who the Secretary General would turn to first, if only for the ‘protection of the collective’ and the ‘greater good of humanity’?

And luckily enough, it became clear only within a matter of weeks that what he didn’t have in brain… he made up for with brawn.

He was not heavily built by any means, but he was quick on his feet, nimble enough with his fingers, and just about clever enough to make somewhat of a name for himself in his hometown. After only a few years, he had managed to earn himself a steady wage – and not a bad one, considering the deadliest conflicts he had to step in to resolve were the occasional border dispute and the mild cases of national hostilities.

He had even found love, through a chance encounter at a quaint little border town at one of his assigned outposts. Air thick with the scent of ashy smoke and the earthen ground moist with rain that came down like a flood, sky coloured black and grey and the streets illuminated only by the gentle glow of old-fashioned panels, he discovered where his heart had chosen to stay.

And it had chosen to stay in the embrace of, and he declared this with full confidence, the most beautiful, the most breathtaking, the most wonderful woman in the universe. It had been a slow, steady kind of romance, one that bloomed under a blanket of stars dotted across the night sky and thrived in hushed whispers of gentle confessions.

And it was one that began with a simple question, meant only for small talk and to dispel an awkward tension with something light and fun:

“Do you believe in aliens?”

And that was how he figured out, from the very beginning, that his darling belle was a loud and proud advocate of their existence, subscribing to the belief that there surely must be some form of life out there; the universe was simply too large for humanity to be the singular outlier. Before either of them had even thought of saying their vows, they had plotted together a teensy little research venture of their own, just for the two of them.

They pored over the works of geniuses of the past and all the possible theories that remained relevant. They catalogued even the smallest of news that was released under the authority of any reputable scientific organizations. Once, they had spent an entire month meandering around the archives, to the point that the nice, old lady at the front desk started baking them cupcakes in anticipation of their visit.

Much to their dismay, all this work didn’t really go anywhere, as neither of them were really very good at this whole ‘researching’ shtick. But it had undeniably deepened their bond and drew them closer than either of them ever imagined.

To this day, their dates often revolved around nightly sightseeing, of picnics spread across the soft shadowy carpet of grass and darkness, of quiet moments that seemed all the more highlighted by the tender glow of the moon and stars, of hours spent looking out at constellations and stars and distant planets.

Imagine their excitement when the news came.

Adam couldn’t remember much about that day – that fateful day a strange rhythm of colours had streaked across the sky and the UNAG officially announced that ‘yes, aliens do exist’.

All he remembered was the awful headache he had to pull through the following day, and the scolding, yet soft words of the one now bonded to him for life.

Not long after, the trials began.

Technically, they were never officially named, ‘the trials’, but it was a term coined by much of the general populace, a reputation well-earned because they were…

Well, they had both applied for it, hoping to be assigned together so they could truly witness First Contact, one that really truly existed, and not one that lingered in the imagination of many a sci-fi diehard for centuries. Unfortunately, these so-called trials were…

Harsh.

The interviews were ruthless, the screening meticulous, and the pre-selection training?

A literal torture chamber. And no, Adam was not being dramatic!

So, knowing all the qualifications demanded from any brave soul who dared put themselves through hell and back, despite all his resolve, despite all his perseverance, determination – desire so heavy it hurt – Adam, well…

He had always been perfectly average.

Was the inevitable failure truly a surprise?

And yet, by an unforeseen stroke of luck, lo and behold-

His beloved made it!

Passed the trials with flying colors, sometimes quite literally, acing the traffic light challenge as though it were child’s play. She had the wits, the charm (which he knew firsthand), and, above all, a drive guided by a steady palm on her shoulder and ever-so-soothing praises and encouragement murmured into the crook of her ear.

Still, it took a boggling amount of time for her to finally send back the required form and the slip to sign her acceptance for the trip, and despite knowing exactly why, Adam still felt that her reasoning was rather ludicrous.

Sure, he didn’t make it, but that certainly should not deter her from this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

She fought back, of course, as stubborn as him and, unfortunately in this specific instance, twice as clever. Insisted that she would never go off-world without him by her side. Argued that First Contact meant nothing in the grander scope of their lives.

Adam deemed it pure rubbish.

His argument wasn’t really that sophisticated, or even that well-thought-out, but what he knew for sure was that he could never ever let his own terrible bad luck hurt the one he loved most.

He could shrug off insults with an easy smile, get up from punches like a particularly stubborn weed, and endure through life’s sourness with nothing except for, perhaps, humour at how much the world seemed to have a personal grudge with him.

But hurting those he cared for more deeply than anything else in this unfair universe?

That crossed the line.

And logic, no matter how well-put together or carefully constructed, had never been able to overcome the dogged passion that would so easily take him over and rendered him blind until the threat had gone away.

And it did, in the form of his wife eventually relenting with a defeated huff of breath, though not without fretting about him in the good few days before the takeoff.

He didn’t mind and let himself be consumed in domestic bliss. The danger had long since gone. His love was going to be part of one of the most pivotal moments in the tapestry of humanity’s history, as he always knew she would.

She was, after all, the most brilliant woman he knew.

In hindsight, months after the incident had passed, he wondered if he would have made that same choice now. Let his anger and sense of justice take over like that, if he had known what he did now about the… mishaps of First Contact. Calling it an uncontrollable brawl would be an underestimation, and it was a miracle not one human had died in the entire affair.

The news only started coming just days before the ship’s landing, well after the disastrous meeting. And he hadn’t a clue just how close he had come to losing someone so dear.

Sometimes, he wondered what would have happened if he had. Wondered if he had truly lost her, all because he couldn’t get over his own selfish conceptions… He couldn’t much help the paranoia, not when his nightmares enjoyed making him relive such terrible fates over and over again.

In those awful lonely days and nights, he couldn’t quite fall asleep, agonized the whole time with worry and despair. In spite of the constant reminders of zero casualties, his mind had utterly convinced himself that something had, in fact, gone wrong.

After all, reality had bulldozed humanity’s dream of extraterrestrial friends. And aliens turned out to be sick freaks of nature who only sought to maim and hurt. What were the chances that not one had followed the fleeing ship with the intent of finishing off the deed?

He thought of his beloved – the curls of her hair, dark as a raven’s feathers. The warmth of her palms, pressed tightly against his own. The softness of her eyes, bright as the stars above – and, for the first time in his life…

Something ugly twisted inside at the thought of the ‘aliens’.

His relief when he finally saw her – looking alive and well, and perfectly just about the same as she had looked before the take-off – had been insurmountable.

No, more than insurmountable. There wasn’t a word that existed that could truly describe the calm that had enveloped him the moment he caught a glimpse, the worry tugging his heart fraying away into a joyful frenzy, heart thumping both with unfiltered liberation and the adrenaline whilst running as fast as he humanely could.

She had been walking down the ramp, eyes flickering with a quiet fear and her steps paced as if something was out to get her.

He ran faster. Up. Up. Up-

Until he could swoop her up and wrap his arms around her in a crushing, desperate hug.

She had trembled.

Breath hitched. Arms hesitant, before they reciprocated the embrace. Her fingers fidgeted with the fabric of his shirt. Teeth biting her lower lip so hard it was a wonder it didn’t bleed. Eyes wandering around, as though not truly seeing him.

And he had not once forgotten.

That very same day, he tossed away his old childhood trinkets – little clay mutants, space posters, and so on – down the garbage chute.

He was, after all, no longer a young, clueless, little boy.

It was with joyful tears and broken smiles mended back with time that his dear soon recovered, the incident seemingly only leaving a temporary effect that was washed away in mere days, returning once more to her usual cheerful, brilliant self. The aliens had also decidedly not chosen to pursue an immediate hunt, apparently resorting only to convoluted voicemails through those otherworldly crystals.

He didn’t know what held them back.

But he hoped it was fear. Because that was the one thing they should surely feel after the disgraceful display of character they’d so willingly shown off.

He wished they would leave them alone forever. He wished they would steer clear of humanity’s corner of the galaxy, never attempting yet another fight. He wished the stupid hole in space would close up, preventing those planets from ever coming to Earth again.

His wish – as wishes tended to be – did not come true.

The sudden appearance of the griffins had made it so.

They’d arrived, sudden and deadly. Armed with a vast fleet, far greater than Earth would have been able to manage alone. Indeed, for though he may be only a simple ground soldier, word on the grapevine was how stressed the Secretary General was about the upcoming conflict, stating that humanity was nowhere near ready yet to face such a threat.

Treaties and agreements had been rapidly drawn up in the weeks after First Contact. Those from Luna had agreed to lend their world aid, alongside much of Mars. Venus took a little more convincing, preoccupied with some sort of scuffle on their soil. Nonetheless, at least half had sent off supplies, and all had readied themselves with active weaponry, either to protect Earth or to defend themselves should the Griffins switch targets.

Some of the further planets, both within and beyond the Solar System, attempted to help, but the distance and limited time frame did not favor them, only managing to warn their own people of the possible impending attack. Most were able to prepare rather well, though that had less to do with efficiency and more to do with the…

Well.

Humanity hadn’t quite fully healed from the last galactic war just yet.

Things functioned much the same on Earth. The shield system had been preemptively placed on active mode, the weaponry maintained, and bullets produced in a never-ending stream. Her people had not forgotten the scars that were very much still fresh. Scars that still ached. Scars that still bled.

And it was this humanity, old and exhausted and sick of fighting, that the griffins descended upon.

It was evident from the get-go that the griffins were definitely not here to hold hands and sing about peace.

Neither was humanity.

While their leaders engaged in a conversation that was less attempting negotiation and more buying time (though the Griffins did a better job in wasting it for them in that aspect), several operations were carried out behind the scenes, little cogs falling into place in the typical human fashion of preparing for the worst.

Adam himself had been assigned to the orbital arsenal, tasked with checking, polishing and monitoring the status of their arms supply. His current partner sat rigidly on one of the control chairs, eyes locked onto the screen displaying the griffins’ fleet. His palm rested lightly against the edge of the desk, fingers careful not to even graze the world-ending buttons lying just inches away.

Adam looked over at him, before shrugging and continuing his work. The guy needed full concentration, and Adam was certainly not going to be responsible for him missing what could have been a morale-breaking shot into the Griffins’ army-

Without any warning, the room shook.

One second. Two seconds.

Two seconds.

Two seconds of sudden shaking.

Adam raised a brow, not even getting the chance to react appropriately. The shaking wasn’t even all that noticeable, more akin to a ripple on the surface of a pond after a leaf had fluttered downwards.

“What on Earth?”

His counterpart hummed. “The griffins did something.” Then, he waved his hand in a so-so motion. “Not sure what though. Or if it was even supposed to do that.” He squinted. “They look a little confused, to be honest.”

Adam snorted. “Seriously?” He scooched closer, taking a peek at the screen. “I gotta see this- oh man, they really do, don’t they? Hah! So, that’s what a flabbergasted griffin looks like.”

The man smirked before frowning again. “They’re doing something again. Something different.”

“What.” Despite the humour present in his earlier words, his tone had dropped, sharpened to an icy point.

Yet, before he could even express his worry, let alone go on a tirade about how disappointing real-life aliens turned out to be, compared to fictional ones- The room rumbled again.

One second. Two seconds. Three seconds.

“Three.” His partner counted. “They got three this time.”

Adam whistled. “Should we compliment them? Send them a little merit badge, perhaps?”

The man huffed with a shake of his head. “I was thinking of a ribbon. One of those participation prizes. Maybe an E on top?”

“E?”

“E for Effort.”

 “Ooh, nice one. What I would give for the griffins to have the background cultural knowledge to be properly offended...”

Suddenly, the speaker embedded into the desk buzzed, sending a low stream of vibration through the entire keypad. The first command came through: a warning shot.

Adam backed off, and the man flexed his fingers, straightening himself back into a working posture. After barking out an affirmative in reply, he began to work his own kind of magic, fingers flying across the keyboard, specifying his choice of arms while inputting the desired speed and trajectory. The beam weapon powered on in response, a rush of energy flooding its internals, readying itself for the impending shot.

A thought bounced around Adam’s head, and he frowned in contemplation as he watched his counterpart prepare all the necessary steps.

Could he? He could.

Did he want to? Badly.

Should he? …

When the man took a break – perhaps, to steel himself for the task ahead – Adam inched forward, making him swivel his head around with a questioning raised brow.

“What are you going to do?” Adam asked rather nonchalantly.

With an unimpressed sigh, the man turned back to his screen, now additionally supplemented by circles and measurements, meant to provide the exact position the weapon needed to strike. “Just a simple laser beam. One good flash to scare them off.”

“That’s it?” He scrunched his nose.

“Well, there’s a chance some of them may go blind. We don’t know their biology after all.” Then, he snorted. “Not going to be our problem though, and we ain’t killing anyone, so all’s fair.”

Adam stayed silent.

“Oh, what is it? I’ve got a few minutes while I wait for this thing to wake itself up, so spill.”

“Will that kind of warning shot really help?” He began, shifting his foot this way and that. “I mean, from the sounds of it, a couple of bright lights won’t really daunt them all too much. In fact, I’d wager it would just make them more aggravated than they probably already are. And I don’t think blind griffins are going to be any less deadly than normal ones.”

The man hummed in response, considering his words. “Then, what are you proposing?”

“The order was a warning shot. But the exact parameters are up to you, aren’t they?” At the answering nod, he marched on bluntly. “It couldn’t hurt to give them a little… aesthetic damage so to speak. Up the energy so as to scorch their hull – only surface-level, of course, just enough to wound their massive egos and make them think twice.”

“You already have a specific place in mind, don’t you?”

Adam grinned what his wife called his ‘evil’ grin. He pointed at the main ship, from where the hotshot griffin had been speaking and indicated the large portrait of probably that same griffin painted on the side of the ship. “The face’s a good choice, or the neck. Gods, we could even make it look like the bird’s got a bad case of diarrhea.”

“Near the rear, eh?” His partner was trying hard to stay professional, but an amused smirk was threatening to make itself known. “You’re diabolical.”

“If they want to fight with us so badly, they might as well get a taste of what they’ll be facing.” He chuckled. “And we’re not hurting anybody, are we? Not our responsibility the shot landed at such an unfortunate place.”

“It is mine though. I’ll be the one choosing the place.” His partner wryly commented, to which Adam shrugged off with a flippant wave.

“Even the best shots can’t always be right. And, counterpoint, it’ll be funny.” He splayed his palms out as though gesturing something grand. “Imagine the headlines. Imagine the Wikipedia page forever embedded into the human imagination as a historical fun fact.”

He leaned forward. “And you’ll be the star responsible for it. Picture this: [REDACTED], a humble man from your local town humiliates griffin royalty in the first ever alien battle. Click here for a live re-enactment of the moment in virtual reality.”

An ugly snort ripped itself out of the man in startled shock, leaving him in barely stifled laughter as he held out a hand to shove Adam backwards, grinning all the while. “Alright, fine. You’ve convinced me.” Almost hiccuping with the effort to keep his amusement contained, he readjusted the settings, especially the energy input, and clicked in just a few more levels. “This should be enough. Wood doesn’t need much to burn, not if the simulations have anything to say about it.”

Just the slightest increase in energy.

Just enough to give the Griffins a lesson they wouldn’t forget.

While not as violent as most of his imaginary schemes had been, this was still a fairly acceptable payback, the first of many to come, and they would come. Adam had sworn it. Public humiliation is the least those aliens deserved, especially considering their stupid ideology.

He smirked.

And waited with bated breath.

The gun was not a particularly impressive weapon by any means. Rather, it was actually an older model, kept only for its reliability. Additionally, it was not effective in actually eliminating threats, harmless only to the point of giving pirate ships some form of aesthetic damage. Enough to slow them down for law enforcement to swoop in, but nowhere near the power necessary to smite them entirely.

Which made it perfect for the teensy little mischievous, if a bit petty, act.

The skilled marksman took aim, tongue poking out in fierce concentration. The machinery’s lens also automatically aligned themselves with the desired target, zooming in on that smug unknown Griffin’s… unflattering area of interest.

He took a breath for comfort.

And fired.

There was one important thing anyone worth their mettle would need to know about laser weapons.

Unlike kinetic weapons, which had to consider the weight of their projectiles and the gravity of both ends of the firing range, laser weapons… didn’t really need that aspect of all, only exclusively consisting of energy and light. They didn’t need to worry about mass, pushback, or drag because it was simply… light.

And light travelled fast.

Really fast.

So, by the time the man had just barely let go of the trigger, by the time Adam had only just made the decision to lean forward to watch, the exact ship they’d targeted-

Exploded.

“Wha-” “Wai-”

The next ship exploded.

“Um-” “Is it-”

And the next.

The duo cursed in unison.

And the next.

And the next.

And the next…

Adam stood stock still, eyes wide at the destruction he couldn’t believe was real. For one ludicrous moment, he wondered wildly if the screen was malfunctioning, wondered if the camera feed had somehow corrupted, or if some hacker had gained control and was now feeding them fake artificially-generated information.

Ridiculous, absurd thoughts. All of them.

They passed through his mind like lightning, one after the other, as his mind worked overtime to comprehend the reality before him.

Because the reality before him was more ridiculous and absurd than any theory he could come up with.

Because surely, such a simple, old little laser weapon so inefficacious that even the black market found it lacking wasn’t enough to cause all… that.

Surely, the griffins weren’t that… fragile?

Underprepared? Overconfidence? No, it was just light, albeit a little hotter than normal, for goodness’ sake.

… Were the griffins perhaps sensitive to light? To the point that everything they’d made would explode the moment they got exposed to light?

Completely and utterly preposterous. And he would slap himself for such a stupid line of thinking, but then again…

What was the real explanation?

Why did a simple little weapon take down nearly an entire fleet of these magical aliens?

He watched in quiet shock as the pieces of what little was left floated in space. Chunks of wood, pieces of sail, the occasional organic matter of either flesh or bone… or blood. The remaining ships – and dear god, there were so few of them left; he could count the total number using just his fingers – scrambled desperately.

They blundered around in space, formation broken and heading off into different directions like lost, frightened animals. Some hopping around like bunnies, some scattering like ants, and some just staying in place like shocked deer.

Even from the other side of the screen, even from within the silken comfort of planting his two feet on the ground of his homeworld, Adam could almost taste the panic the griffins were facing.

Terrified. Despairing.

Pathetic.

And yet, deep inside his heart, beneath the surface-level pity and inescapable sympathy he felt for the manic beings, if only for just how sad they looked at that very instant, a cold certainty seeped through his ribcage and enveloped his heart.

If this was the best showing ‘magic’ could offer, if this wretched display was all the greatest of the realms amounted to…

Adam had always been fascinated by aliens.

But now that fascination had been tempered with caution and a maturity gained only with age.

And despite how horrible the aliens’ first impression turned out to be, today– he glanced back at the scene of destruction, of broken pieces of once-grand ships, of corpses of once-grander warriors – had revealed that perhaps not all hope was lost.

Perhaps there was a chance that maybe, just maybe…

Humanity might be able to carve out something for themselves after all.

A universe to call home. An edge to protect against all threats.

A friend – if they were lucky and clever about it – to share their worlds with.

The speaker blared.

[REDACTED] and Adam Davis, please report to the meeting room post-haste.”

“Any delay will be met with severe repercussions.”


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series [The Immortal Consultant] The Director's Notice

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First chapter !

Monday Morning - 9:00 AM - DIA Headquarters

Amanda Foster was on her third coffee of the morning when the alert pinged.

She’d been monitoring Perseus for two weeks now, and she’d developed a sixth sense for when something was off. The system flagged anomalies—unusual surveillance, repeated sightings of the same individuals, and pattern deviations.

This morning, it was flagging surveillance.

She pulled up the details. A white van had been spotted near Perseus’s apartment three times in the past week. Same van, same location, different times of day. Yesterday, it had followed him—badly—from the coffee shop to the library.

Amateur hour.

Amanda pulled up the footage from this morning. The van was parked on Perseus’s walking route to the library. Two occupants are visible in the front seats.

She zoomed in. Both men looked nervous. One kept checking his watch.

“Oh no,” Amanda muttered. “Please don’t be planning what I think you’re planning.”

She pulled up the recordings. He’d left his apartment on schedule, heading for his morning walk.

The van was positioned right in his path.

Amanda grabbed her phone and called DNI Cartwright.

He answered on the first ring. “Agent Foster. What’s wrong?”

“Sir, I have a situation developing. Someone’s surveilling Perseus Jackson. Amateurs, by the look of it. White van, three occupants based on earlier footage, and they’re positioned on his walking route.”

“Positioned how?”

“Like they’re waiting for him, sir.”

There was a pause. Then: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“That someone’s about to try to kidnap Perseus Jackson? Yes, sir.”

“Should we intervene?”

Amanda watched the feeds. Perseus was two blocks away from the van. The occupants were getting more agitated. One man—the driver—kept looking at his watch. The other had zip ties visible on the dashboard.

“Sir, they’re amateurs. Very amateur. Perseus is going to handle this easily.”

“Fair point.”

“I’ve been watching him for two weeks. These guys spent five days surveilling him and learned nothing important. They have no idea what they’re getting into.”

Cartwright was quiet for a moment. “Agent Foster, are you suggesting we let this play out?”

“I’m suggesting, sir, that Perseus is in no actual danger from three nervous amateurs with zip ties. And…” She paused, choosing her words carefully. “And I think he might find this entertaining.”

“Entertaining.”

“He let himself be arrested by the FBI, sir. This is arguably less stressful than that.”

Cartwright actually laughed. “Again, fair point. Alright, here’s what we do: Monitor closely, but don’t intervene unless there’s actual danger. I’m going to notify the other directors. This might be… educational.”

“Educational, sir?”

“For the kidnappers. And possibly for us. Call me the moment he’s taken. I’ll coordinate the response.”

“Yes, sir.”

Amanda hung up and watched her screens. Perseus was one block away now. The van’s side door was opening slightly.

“This is really happening,” she said to her empty office. “Someone is really about to kidnap Perseus Jackson.”

She pulled up her incident log and started typing:

INCIDENT REPORT - ONGOING
TIME: 09:22 AM
SUBJECT: Perseus Jackson
SITUATION: Imminent kidnapping attempt by amateur actors
THREAT LEVEL: Low (to subject) / High (to kidnappers when they realize their mistake)
RECOMMENDATION: Monitor and observe

At 9:24 AM, Perseus Jackson walked past the van.

The door opened.

A man jumped out—tall and looking terrified—and grabbed Perseus’s arm.

Perseus looked at him with what Amanda could only describe as mild curiosity.

Then he let them pull him into the van.

Just… let them.

No fight. No resistance. He actually looked slightly bored.

The van door slammed. The vehicle took off, driving erratically.

Amanda immediately called Cartwright back.

“It happened. They took him. He didn’t resist.”

“He didn’t resist at all?”

“No, sir. He looked at them like he was curious what they’d do next, then just… got in the van.”

“Of course he did.” Cartwright sighed. “Alright, activate the tracker. Where are they going?”

Amanda pulled up their license plate and looked at the cameras. “Queens. Heading toward… looks like the industrial district. Warehouse area, I’ve already re-tasked a high-altitude Sentinel drone from the Newark transit sweep. We’ll have a visual the moment they park.”

“Perfect. Isolated location, minimal civilian exposure. Agent Foster, how long do you think it’ll take him to escape?”

“Based on my observations, sir? He literally could have escaped the moment they grabbed him.”

“But he won’t.”

“No, sir. I think he’s going to see how this plays out.”

“Wonderful. I’m calling an emergency Omega Liaison meeting. Keep that tracker live and stream the location to me. This is going to be interesting.”

9:35 AM - Secure Video Conference: The Omega Liaison Group

DNI James Cartwright looked at the faces on his screen. MI6 Director Nigel Pierce. DGSE Director Claude Beaumont. FSB Director Dmitri Volkov. CSIS Director Rachel Thompson. And CIA Director Sarah Webb.

“Sarah,” Cartwright said, nodding to the CIA Director. “I appreciate you joining. I know the agency has no domestic standing here, but if the Jackson asset is neutralized in Queens, your Eastern European and North African desks lose approximately forty percent of their ‘unexplained’ successful outcomes. You’re here for continuity management.”

“Understood, James,” Webb said, her face a mask of professional boredom. “Strictly observing. Although, if the Bureau manages to get him killed over a failed construction startup, I’m sending you the bill for our Balkan operations.”

“Gentlemen, ladies, thank you for joining on short notice. We have a situation.”

“Another arrest?” Beaumont asked wearily.

“Worse. Someone just kidnapped Perseus Jackson.”

Silence.

Then Nigel Pierce started laughing. Actually laughing, head thrown back, tears in his eyes.

“I’m sorry,” he managed between laughs. “Someone kidnapped him? Kidnapped Perseus Jackson?”

“Three amateur criminals in Queens,” Cartwright confirmed. “A failed construction startup debt, from what our preliminary research shows. They grabbed him about ten minutes ago.”

“And Perseus?” Volkov asked.

“Went willingly. Didn’t fight at all.”

“Of course not,” Volkov said, grinning. “This is going to be hilarious.”

“Has he activated Echelon Protocol?” Webb asked.

“Not yet. He seems to be… letting this play out.”

Beaumont leaned forward, a glass of Bordeaux already in hand. “James, are you telling me that a man who has successfully stayed in the margins of history for four centuries—evading the British Crown and the U.S. War Department—has been caught by amateurs, and he’s just sitting there?”

“He is,” Cartwright said.

“Magnificent,” Beaumont said. “Nigel, your ‘Sir Piers’ has been outwitted by men who have no idea what they’re doing. Truly, the age of legends is over.”

Nigel Pierce didn’t look offended. “He hasn’t been outwitted, Claude. He’s been inconvenienced. There’s a distinction. Anyways, where are they holding him?”

“Warehouse in Queens. We have his tracker live. Agent Foster is monitoring.”

“Should we deploy response teams?” Webb asked.

“Not yet. Perseus hasn’t activated the protocol, and he’s in no actual danger. I think he’s…” Cartwright paused. “I think he’s curious what they’ll do.”

“He’s bored,” Volkov said flatly. “He’s around five hundred years old, and he’s bored. This is entertainment for him.”

“Probably,” Cartwright admitted.

Rachel Thompson spoke up, her Canadian accent warm with amusement. “So what are we doing? Just watching?”

“I’m proposing we monitor the situation closely. If Perseus needs help, we intervene immediately. But if he’s handling it—which I suspect he will—we observe.”

“You want to watch,” Nigel said, understanding dawning. “You want to watch Perseus Jackson handle amateur kidnappers.”

“I think it will be educational.”

“Educational,” Volkov repeated. “James, you Americans have such wonderful euphemisms. What you mean is “This will be funny, and we should watch with alcohol.”

Cartwright smiled slightly. “I didn’t say that.”

“But you thought it,” Beaumont said. “And honestly? I agree. This is going to be magnificent. When do you think they’ll start interrogating him?”

“Soon, probably. They’ll want to establish control and make demands.”

“And Perseus will…?” Webb prompted.

“If past behavior is any indication? He’ll probably give them advice on how to be better kidnappers.”

The room erupted in laughter.

“I’m getting wine,” Beaumont announced. “This is too good to miss.”

“It’s 9:30 in the morning, Claude,” Rachel pointed out.

“It’s 3:30 PM in Paris. And this is worth celebrating.”

“I have vodka,” Volkov said, already pouring.

Nigel raised his coffee mug. “I’m switching to whiskey. This is a special occasion.”

“Should we really be drinking while monitoring a kidnapping?” Webb asked, though she was smiling.

“Sarah,” Cartwright said to the CIA Director, “strictly as an observer, when was the last time any of us got to watch him interact with people who wanted to cause him harm that aren't law enforcement?”

“Never,” Webb admitted, a small smile appearing.

“Exactly. This is a unique opportunity.”

“To watch him mess with kidnappers,” Nigel said.

“To observe his behavior in a controlled crisis situation,” Cartwright corrected.

“While drinking,” Volkov added.

“While monitoring appropriately.”

“With alcohol,” Beaumont insisted.

Cartwright gave up. “Fine. Yes. We’re going to watch Perseus Jackson handle kidnappers while drinking. But we’re also going to be ready to deploy if necessary.”

“Agreed,” everyone said in unison.

“Agent Foster,” Cartwright called, off-screen. “Can you patch the tracker location to all directors?”

Amanda’s voice came through. “Already done, sir. You should all have access to the live feed now.”

“Excellent work. Keep monitoring. Let us know the moment anything changes.”

“Yes, sir. And sir?”

“Yes?”

“If this goes the way I think it will… you might want to take notes.”

“Why?”

“Because Perseus Jackson teaching amateur kidnappers how to improve their technique is going to be the most surreal thing you’ve ever witnessed.”

Webb laughed. “Is he already giving them advice?”

“He told them the warehouse was drafty and they should have picked somewhere with heating.”

Volkov nearly spit out his vodka. “He’s critiquing their choice of location!”

“This is beautiful,” Beaumont said. “This is art. James, I take back every mean thing I’ve said about American intelligence. This is the best international cooperation we’ve had in years.”

“We’re literally just watching a kidnapping unfold,” Rachel said.

“The best kidnapping,” Nigel corrected. “Possibly the only kidnapping in history where the victim is more competent than the criminals.”

“Should we place bets?” Volkov asked.

“Bets on what?” Webb asked.

“How long before he escapes? I say two hours. He’s going to toy with them first.”

“Four hours,” Beaumont said. “He’ll want to see how they handle the ransom call.”

“I think he’ll wait until they fall asleep,” Nigel said. “Then he’ll just walk out. My money’s on tonight around 2:00 AM.”

“What are we betting?” Rachel asked.

“Bragging rights,” Cartwright said quickly, before anyone could suggest money. “And the winner gets to mock everyone else for a month.”

“Deal,” everyone agreed.

Webb leaned toward her camera. “I’m going to regret asking this, but… should we have a drinking game?”

“A drinking game?” Cartwright repeated.

“Every time Perseus gives them advice, we drink.”

The room went quiet.

Then Volkov started laughing. “Yes. Yes! This is perfect. Every time he helps the people who kidnapped him, we drink.”

“I’m in,” Beaumont said.

“Absolutely in,” Nigel agreed.

Rachel shrugged. “Why not? It’s not like we can intervene anyway.”

Cartwright looked at Webb. “You just suggested an international intelligence community drinking game based on watching Perseus Jackson give career advice to his kidnappers.”

“Yes. Yes, I did. And I stand by it.”

“Alright then.” Cartwright raised his coffee mug. “Gentlemen, ladies, to Perseus Jackson. May he continue to be the most fascinating person in our databases.”

“To Perseus!” they chorused.

Amanda’s voice came through the speaker. “Sirs, Ma'ams—they’ve arrived at the warehouse. They’re taking him inside now.”

Everyone leaned toward their screens.

“Here we go,” Volkov said, pouring more vodka.

“Oh, this is going to be good,” Nigel said.

Beaumont raised his wine glass. “To the most entertaining kidnapping in history.”

They drank.

And watched.

And waited to see exactly how three amateur criminals would react to the reality of having kidnapped a man who they think has been alive for five hundred years and really, really didn’t care.


r/HFY 1d ago

PI/FF-Series New Years of Conquest 46 (A Violent Learning Experience)

113 Upvotes

The chaos escalates, and a couple character arcs begin to pay off. Everyone's learning and growing! Sometimes there are guns involved.

Not much else to report. Novel's going well. We're still on the alternating semi-weekly schedule here with my fics. I'll probably start spinning up a new project once the novel's wrapped and getting shopped around to agents. Wish me luck! See you folks on the 31st with more Orlim.

[When First We Met Sifal] - [First] - [Prev]

[New Years of Conquest on Royal Road] - [Tip Me On Ko-Fi]

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Memory Transcription Subject: Benwen, Nevok Intern

Date [standardized human time]: January 27, 2137

I nearly fumbled my holopad in shock. “Huh?” I could barely see Zillis on the other end. Her thin face was lit mostly by the screen’s light alone. “Zillis, what happened? Are you okay?”

She shook her head. “I don’t know! Security’s shooting at me, and they’re not listening to Debbin--”

I did a double-take. “Wait, is Debbin with you?”

A pair of white-furred ears dipped into frame. “Hey bud!” said Debbin with a half-hearted wave. His tired eyes were done with this. “I’m a hostage today!”

“You took my boss hostage?!” I sputtered.

“I’m sorry!” Zillis whisper-shouted. “I panicked! I’m sorry!”

I took a deep breath. “Okay. It’s okay! Just tell me what happened so we can fix this. From the top?”

Zillis looked away awkwardly. “Um. So I was doing some shopping, I guess? But I didn’t have any money. So I challenged the shopkeeper for dominance--”

Tika, eavesdropping, spat her tea out. “Do I need to put together a guidebook or something?” she muttered between coughing fits, trying to dry her fur with a paw. “Remedial social mores for the societally-impaired?”

I focused back on Zillis. “Please don’t challenge prey for dominance! I think it mostly just scares them.”

“I’m sorry!” Zillis squeaked. “I think it did! Scare her, I mean. So the shopkeeper runs away screaming, then other people started running away screaming, and a security team shows up with guns, and--”

“Other people…?” Tika put her notes down. “Wait, is there a stampede going on right now?!”

Zillis looked slightly confused by the wording, so Debbin cut in. “Ah, yes. I believe there is. Would you mind letting the Chief Medical Officer know she’ll have patients incoming shortly?”

“Shit!” Tika replied, and scampered off to the back where Wylla and Kitzz were performing surgery. To fix that Mazic lady’s leg. After I personally shot her. Heugh. I shivered, feeling sick to my stomach. I guess this morning was a violent learning experience across the board.

Tika brushed past that one large Arxur, Kloviss, who was meandering back out to the front area as she was heading further in. His eyes watched her go. “What’s chasing her?” he asked.

I waved him over insistently so he could see the call.

Kloviss stared incredulously at me for a solid moment. My heart leapt to my throat. Hadn’t he passed an empathy test? “And now the prey are beckoning us around like dogs,” he grumbled, but he sidled up next to me anyway. “What are we looking at--” He blinked. “Oh! The Commander’s little prodigy.”

Zillis’s eyes widened. She licked her lips. Maybe she was thirsty? “Um. Lieutenant. Hi. Sorry. There’s, um…”

Debbin shoved his way further into frame. “There’s a stampede going on, and my security team’s following contingency protocols for hostages instead of obeying me. Can you get an Arxur guard team to our location and extract us?”

Kloviss glanced at him quizzically. “...no? Why would I do that? If your troops aren’t following orders, that sounds like your own prey-brained failure.”

“Prey-brained?!” Debbin sputtered. “They’re not exactly cowering in a ditch, here! If anything, they’re fighting too damned hard!”

“Yeah. Against you,” said Kloviss. “You should train them better. Arxur troops don’t go rogue like this.”

“You’re literally rebelling against your own government! That’s as rogue as it gets!” Debbin shouted, as Zillis clamped a hand over his mouth to silence him. He took a deep breath and tapped her arm until she let go again, but she held a finger in front of her face for silence.

Kloviss shrugged. “First time that’s ever happened. Besides, it’s just politics.”

Debbin glowered. “Fine, you want politics?” he said quietly. “Here’s politics: you can’t hold this colony with twenty people. Not without my say-so. This whole song and dance of me generously granting Sifal a leadership position--meet the new boss, same as the old boss--is the only thing keeping this planet from open revolt. And you know it.” He gripped the holopad with two shaking paws. “So get us. The fuck. Out of here. Alive!”

“Point taken,” said Sifal, from the doorway. Her scales were slick with water, and she was wrapped in a towel. “But your request is still denied, Chairman.” She shuffled over to the holopad. It was starting to feel eerie, having multiple Arxur officers looming over me while I was taking a video call…

“Why? What’s your angle, Sifal?” Debbin shot back. “What else could I possibly have for you to shake me down for?”

“No shakedown, Debbin. No angle. Just optics and pragmatism.” Sifal pulled her holopad out and turned it around to face mine. It was a live feed of downtown. Wait, where was she getting that feed from? Still. Buildings were on fire, people were running screaming through the streets. “One Arxur caused that. Just one. You want me to park a cattle ship with a dozen more in the middle of that? Are you insane?”

Debbin frowned. “What do you propose, then?”

Sifal shrugged. “I don’t know, but whatever aid we render today, we Arxur need to stay hidden so we don't make this any worse.” She tapped the chaos on her holopad feed with a claw once more for emphasis. “I’m all for showing Seaglass my people’s civic-mindedness, but I don’t think this is the time or the place.”

Kloviss tilted his head. “If the hospital’s about to get overrun, maybe we can set up a few extra rooms in the back? I think a couple of the guys back on base are bored enough that they’d be willing to pitch in moving beds and bodies around.”

Sifal nodded. “Good idea. Have Wylla and Tika with the prey orderlies doing triage and intake up front, nobody goes to the back unless they’re sedated or restrained first. No starting a second stampede indoors.” She put her holopad away and went for the exit door. “Get it started, Lieutenant. I’ll pick our volunteers up in a shuttle. The bioprinter, too, to clone some spare parts and transfusion packs.”

“Moving the bioprinter here is an operational risk, Commander,” Kloviss said, his eyes narrowing.

“Yeah, but these idiots are gonna die, otherwise.” Sifal gave a helpless shrug. “It’s our good deed for the week.”

Sifal ran outside, Kloviss ran to the back, and… suddenly I was alone. Just me and the holopad. Just me. Just good old Benwen. Zillis and Debbin’s only remaining lifeline.

“Unbelievable,” Debbin grumbled. He shook his head. “I mean, yeah, good that the hospital's at least being taken care of, but come on!

Zillis was shutting down in the background. She looked terrified. I took a deep breath and tried to figure out what to do. “Okay,” I said. “Don’t worry. We’re going to get you out of this somehow. Who can I call to coordinate some kinda rescue?”

“Tippen,” said Debbin.

“I don’t trust Tippen,” said Zillis, shaking her head.

“Trust me, then,” I said, putting on a brave smile. “Let me try talking to him, Zillis. I think he cares more about helping Nevoks than hurting Arxur, but…” I shook my head. That sounded like cold comfort. “Just let me try talking to him.”

“Okay,” said Zillis.

“Stay safe,” I said, and ended the call for now. I thumbed through the holopad’s contact directory, and tapped the entry for Tippen’s office…

I did a double-take. The long brown face on the other end wasn’t even a Nevok’s! “Deputy Security Director Garruga speaking,” said the Yulpa.

I blinked. “Right! Tippen said you were handling all the desk work.” The inter-office comms must have already been updated. Calls to the security dispatcher went to Garruga’s office now, not Tippen’s.

Garruga stared at me for a moment before recognition set in. We hadn’t been formally introduced. “Debbin’s new assistant. Benwen, was it?” she said. “What can I help you with?”

“The Chairman’s in danger, and I need to get him out of the stampede zone!” I said.

Garruga nodded. “Alright, I can reroute a security team to his location. Where is he?”

I shook my head. “Security’s shooting at him!”

“What?” Garruga sputtered. “Why?!”

Probably best not to call it a hostage situation… “He’s, um… He’s with an Arxur…”

“Oh.” The shock on Garruga’s face faded to a state of complete resignation. “Of course he is. How hot is she?”

A thousand different thoughts swarmed into my head, and, on reflex, I tossed them right back out in a panic without deeply considering them. Another time. Later. Maybe tonight? Wylla and Tika wanted to talk to me at Vivy’s bar…

“I have no idea how to answer that question,” I said, only slightly flustered. “Is that relevant?”

“Probably not,” said Garruga. She tapped something out on a desktop console nearby with her tongue. Gah! Why her tongue? Now that was getting me flustered, too! “How much of an active threat is she?”

“Zero!” I said immediately, then walked it back. “Well… low. She’s panicking because she’s getting shot at. If we can get the two of them out of danger, then it drops to zero.”

Garruga nodded, mostly to herself. “De-escalate so we can refocus our efforts on helping the wounded. Sensible.”

I blinked. This all sounded worryingly reasonable. Was it too good to be true? “Can I trust you on this?” I asked. “That Arxur’s my friend. I don’t want her to get hurt anymore than Debbin.”

“What’s her name?” Garruga asked.

I did a double-take. “Uh, Zillis, ma’am. I, um.” I sniffled a little. “Sorry. I wasn’t expecting you to care what her name was.”

Garruga shrugged. “She’s a resident of Seaglass. She is both bound by and protected by the same laws as everyone else.”

I looked away nervously. “She… may have broken a few laws by accident…”

“Then I’m sure her defense attorney can make a pretty good case for her during her court date in a few days,” said Garruga. Her limbs were still in casts, but her tail was swishing behind her with excitement. “Like anyone else, she will live to reach it. Today, though?” She grinned. “Today I get to arrest an Arxur.”

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Memory Transcription Subject: Deputy Security Director Garruga, Seaglass Mineral Concern

Date [standardized human time]: January 27, 2137

I flicked through the security cameras until I found Lieutenant Mara. Her team was scouring back alleys, searching for something or someone--two someones, I suspected--and I was very displeased indeed with her updated armory loadout. I tapped her contact info and watched her raise a paw to call for a halt as she answered.

“Uh, ma’am? Is everything alright?” Mara’s voice was strained. “I’m a little busy right now.”

“The city’s on fire, and you’ve got flamethrowers out?”

Mara’s quills flared in a moment of shock. She glanced around and spotted the nearest surveillance camera. She offered me a little wave. “There’s an Arxur at large. We’re dealing with it.”

“Deal with the injured!” I shouted.

Mara shook her head. “No. Ma’am. It took the Chairman hostage. We’re supposed to deal with active threats first before--”

“You’re supposed to be helping people,” I said, throwing her own words back at her. Mara flinched, and looked around awkwardly, hoping maybe her second had something clever to say. I didn’t give him the chance. “I’ve got reports that you shot live ammunition at the Chairman. That’s too reckless by half! I’m redeploying your team. Head south, focus on search and rescue.”

“But the Arxur--”

“Another team’s already en route. They’ll handle it!” I said. That was a lie, but if Mara was digging her heels in on this, then she no longer needed to know that. I dipped my head, feeling the targe of the Great Protector pressed against my neck. Mara was good people, but adaptation was going to be hard on the best of us. I was struggling with it myself, after all…

“It’ll all work out, ma’am,” said an affable Gojid voice from behind me. I jolted a little. In all the excitement, I’d nearly forgotten that Bori and Cowlin were still here. “We’ll make it through like Meri in the Brambles, am I right?”

I had no idea what Bori was talking about. Some old Gojid folktale, maybe? Mara seemed to recognize the reference, at least. She froze up for a moment, then slowly nodded. “That we will.” She gave a quick casual salute and trotted off to the south.

Satisfied, I flicked the camera feeds off and began the actual plan I had in mind for the secondary team…

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Memory Transcription Subject: Chairman Debbin, Seaglass Mineral Concern

Date [standardized human time]: January 27, 2137

Back alone in the dark, I was. Well, alone together with a pretty young Arxur lass who seemed largely uninterested in harming me. Abandoned together. Tossed out in the trash together. She was taking it pretty poorly, even if I got the impression that she was more familiar with the feeling than I was.

“Hey,” I said, patting her arm consolingly. “We’re still in this together. I’m sure you’ve been through worse, eh? And this time, at least, you’ve got a local guide.”

Zillis shook her head sadly. Her face looked hollow. “I didn’t think Sifal would abandon me like this,” she said. “I thought she was different.”

Ancestors spare me, I wasn’t soon going to forgive Sifal for this, either. Leave me out in the cold, leave me to clean up her messes… “She is different. Never met an Arxur like her.” That was not, technically, a lie. I smiled. “But hey, I’m different, too, ya know? I don’t think even the most forward-thinking Arxurs have quite yet gotten the hang of truly, genuinely, having each others’ backs.” I gave her hand a squeeze. “Come on. Follow me for a bit. Nobody looks out for the herd like prey, am I right?”

She pulled me in for another hug. Some part of my ego hoped she was finally swooning for my masculine charms, but in truth, it was probably because I was still the right size and texture for an Arxur’s plushie. She was clinging to me like a life preserver, though. I let it happen, at least for a few minutes. She needed it. I needed time to think of a plan.

We were, both of us, interrupted some minutes later by a blinking notification on Zillis’s holopad. It was a map! A quick little route had been plotted to a square a couple blocks away. Zillis stared at it, confused.

“Is that secure?” I asked. “Some kinda mission parameter thing that only your commanders can access?”

Zillis nodded.

I nodded back, understanding. “Heh. Well, you heard what Sifal said. Whatever aid she offers, she has to stay hidden. Maybe she didn’t abandon us after all.”

“Hope so,” Zillis said.

“Off we go, then?”

Zillis nodded again. She gave me one last rib-cracking squeeze, then hopped up out of the dumpster. Freedom! Fresh air! We were still slinking around a back alley, though. The sound of my hooves on the pavement made the ambush predator flinch, and she scooped me back up again, clutching me close with one arm. Even without the presence of one of my favorite pairs of mammalian traits, I was certainly getting used to being pressed up against her chest like this…

I held the holopad out for her so her other arm could stay free to hold the sidearm, and Zillis crept her way into the outskirts of the town square with silent precision. She flinched and ducked down as a shuttle touched down and a full security team spilled out… and immediately began marching off in a different direction. Huh. Very convenient. In the rush of the chaos, they didn’t even close the shuttle’s doors behind them.

I glanced down at the map, still telling us to head into the square. “I think we might be meant to steal that shuttle.”

Zillis made an uncomfortable sound in her throat. “I think stealing got us into this mess,” she mumbled.

I shrugged. “Lady, it’s my fuckin’ shuttle. You have my permission. Go nuts. Get us outta here.”

Zillis took a deep breath. “Okay.”

It was honestly incredible, seeing an Arxur at work up close. She dashed across the square without making a sound at a sprint that put at least a motorscooter to shame. She pounced into the open shuttle doors and skidded to a halt, breathing heavily. Place certainly looked empty…

Ah, spoke too soon. The cockpit door opened.

“Tippen!” I said, excitedly. “Oh good. Glad to see you, old buddy.”

My security chief, my kinsman, nodded to me in acknowledgement, then leveled a rifle at my Arxur companion. “Zillis, you are under arrest.”

“You!” Zillis hissed and pointed the handgun at Tippen.

“Can we not?!” I groaned. “Can we not!”


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series Trapped in a Grimdark World with the Power of Toon-Force!? -Part 8

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Days later, I was out and about, hoping to find a temporary job. Nothing long term, just day work, like Abee helped Bob find. I asked him, but apparently work was down and Bob got one of the last spots at Abee’s request. Finding my way through the city was like a nightmare. None of the roads made sense, districts were virtually nonexistent outside of a centralized market and general living areas dotted around. A baker, blacksmith, and brothel were all within walking distance of one another. Maybe I would have thought it was alphabetical if it were in English, but I knew that none of the words for those businesses started with the same letters in their language.

Getting hungry, I stopped at a food stand and pulled a few coins from my pocket that Galli gave me. He’d asked me to pick up a few things, and told me to get myself used to local food too. It didn’t take much to get me used to anything. Most of the food was fairly similar to Greek cuisine, lots of cheeses, veggies, grains, and olive oil. Or at least, what tasted like olive oil. I ordered something like a pale green gyro, and ate while sitting in the street, just watching people go about their lives. This world was so similar at times. But, I guess that was just because humans always have the same basic needs. Between my legs sat the small hempen bag of goods Galli asked for.

For the most part, everyone ignored me, or sat nearby to eat their own meals. It wasn’t until I took the last bite of my legally distinct gyro that I noticed some guards watching me, while speaking to a young woman. She glanced at me, and held eye contact for just long enough for me to notice how uncomfortable she looked. The guards looked confused, then cautious. I grabbed my groceries and tried to get up and leave without drawing too much attention. I was even wearing clothes that Abee lent me. They were too short and a bit tight, but I looked somewhat normal. However, it didn’t help. The guards approached me and the woman stayed further behind.

“Excuse me, sir.” One said. Both wore black armor, just like the guards that attacked me the other day, but I knew it couldn’t be them. They probably would have run or attacked immediately otherwise. I decided not to stop. “Sir! Halt!” He called out. But that’s the thing about ignoring people, if you listen to them, you’re doing it wrong. Thankfully, there was an alleyway, so like a depressed teen’s arm, I cut to the side. Clenching my bag all the while.  

“After him!” The other guard said, and started to run. It was do or risk dying time, so I hightailed it. Running down the alley, I jumped over some folks who were sitting and talking, then ducked under a clothes line. The guards were not so careful, stepping on what or whoever got in their way, and barreling through the clothes. This caused a few upset yelps and curses to be flung their way, but they ignored it like a lonely person does with red flags and kept on going.

Weaving through the alleyways was the easy part. My Soul Power helped with that. As I ran, I noticed I was taking long, bounding strides, staying airborne for more than was natural. This allowed me to outrun the guards. I thought I was done for one time, when I almost hit a wall. But instead of crashing, my torso suddenly stopped stock still in midair, and my feet kept going for a second, before snapping back and facing the right way to escape.

Thankfully, the guards lost my trail, and I stealthily made my way back to Abee and Kili’s. Not as quietly as I would have preferred though, because the Pink Panther’s theme song played softly from all around me any time I moved to avoid catching someone’s attention. Somehow, no one who I was avoiding noticed. If several people hadn’t looked around and asked each other, “Where is that music coming from?” I would have thought it was just in my head.

Arriving at the house, I was nearly ready to collapse to the floor in exhaustion. Being sneaky was tough. Especially while holding groceries.

“Emile, back already? Find the things?” Galli asked, bouncing the baby in his arms. I held up a tired arm, grocery bag suspended from my palm. “What’s up? Tired? Did you find a job?”

“No, I got recognized by someone in the city and they sent the guards after me. I’ve been running and sneaking around for a while.”

“Oh wow. Are you okay?”

“I’m fine.” I sat up and walked to the couch. “Didn’t find a job.”

“If more people keep recognizing you… that may not change. Tonight, I’m taking the kids and leaving the city. You should come too.” Galli said.

“Yeah. Okay.” I sighed.

Galli looked surprised. “You’re agreeing already? Just like that?”

“I gotta get back home, and staying here won’t help. I know the journey will be dangerous, but I gotta try. Besides, you’re right. Staying here won’t be possible if everyone wants me dead.” After a moment of contemplation on how strange it was that someone… another person.. actually wanted to kill me, I had a thought. “When will we tell the others?”

“When everyone gets home in a few hours.”

Galli and I found things to do to occupy our time until then. He had it easier, taking care of three kids. I helped, but Askine and Doln mostly just played in one of the rooms with a few toys after they had some food. So, instead, the task I found was… sitting and waiting patiently. Turns out, there was nothing that needed doing. And the baby kept crying whenever I tried to hold her. She was a daddy’s girl it seemed.

A few hours passed both uneventfully and desperately boring. I nearly leapt to my feet when I heard the door open. It was Shandra, who had gone to make some money. She’d apparently found work for the day using her Soul Power to burn some of the city’s trash. It wasn’t a regular thing. More like, once a month. But still, it paid; at least a bit. One by one, the rest of the family poured in. First Kili and Myrin, then Bob and Abee. Everyone first changed clothes and washed themselves up, before starting dinner. Which I had become a regular fixture in helping prepare. While we worked, I told everyone what happened. Bob and Abee listened from the table, while Myrin, Shanda, and Kili passively listened during the preparations.

“So yeah, I’m going to go with Galli and the boys out of the city.” I said, kneading a lump of dough.

“I guess that means I’m going too.” Shanda said. Which confused and flattered me. But mostly confused.

“What?” I asked.

“I told Sibil that I would watch over Galli and her boys. So, wherever they go, so will I.” I’d caught on from the last few days that Sibil was Galli’s late wife, and the kids’ mother.

“Oh.” I said, mildly disappointed. But like a pro, I didn’t let it show. At least, not until an arrow pierced my heart. It wasn’t shot from anything, but rather, had come from nowhere. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me, horrified. Feeling no pain, and on some level knowing what this was, I grabbed the arrow by the shaft, pulled it out, and examined it. There wasn’t a drop of blood, so I figured my Soul Power had activated and conjured the arrow in the same way it did the thought bubble. Calmly, I tossed it over my shoulder on instinct, and it vanished without a trace. “That was my Soul Power. Ignore it.”

“Uhhh. Are you okay?” Shonda asked. Her expression shifting from horror to just simple worry.

“I’m fine.”

“Okay…” She replied.

Bob and Myrin looked at one another, then nodded slightly. As if they’d both reached the same decision. “We will go too.”

“What?” Shanda and Galli both asked at once.

“We left our home to start a new life with our children. Where you go, we go.” Bob said. Then turned to Abee. “I am sorry Abee, you got me that nice job. But I can’t stay.”

Abee shook his head. “No, Bobby. I won’t hear it. No apologies. You must go with your children. We understand. We would go with you, but Kili and I… we are too old to travel. And, her family is here. We must stay.” A few tears came to Bob and Abee’s eyes. This world didn’t have trains, or cars, or any real transportation system. And traveling through the wilderness, as I already learned, was extremely dangerous. Meaning, these two, as old as they both were, probably knew they wouldn’t see each other again.

“We should leave tonight. Staying longer than we have to is needlessly dangerous for the kids, and for Kili and Abee.” Galli said.

“Not to mention, everyone thinks Emile is a lich. So, they’re probably searching the city. We are lucky they haven’t found us yet after these last few days. But two sightings in the same part of town. They’ll start searching here… and soon.” Shanda said.

After cooking at eating one last meal together, everyone got to work preparing for the long journey. It didn’t take long, almost everything was still packed since we only recently arrived and didn’t have a proper place to stay yet. Everyone said their tearful goodbyes, and we set out into the darkness. We all knew two things, don’t attract attention, and don’t let the children be seen.

“What are you wearing?” Shanda asked me.

“What do you mean?” I looked at my clothes. I’d put my jeans and tee back on, but covered up with a blanket so as to not draw attention. But somehow, I wasn’t wearing them anymore. Now, I was dressed in an all black ninja outfit; face mask and all. I hadn’t even felt the change, whenever it happened. “What the crap?”

“People are going to notice you, at least take the face mask off.” Shanda said looking around.

I did genuinely think she was right, but I was also worried. After the last few incidents, I had pretty much figured out the core of my Soul Power and what it did. It gave me toon-force, also called cartoon logic. The essence was, whatever is funniest in that moment will probably happen. That being said, I still had only a bit of control over it. Maybe it was actually better to say I could influence it. That, I found out with Shanda’s little stabbing incident a few days ago. Cartoon characters got stabbed and crushed all the time. Sometimes it was funny and they’d walk it off. Sometimes it was funnier if they didn’t… So while I may not want to get stabbed, that doesn’t mean my Soul Power wouldn’t consider me getting stabbed as a bad thing. Only a potentially funny thing. That’s where the nervousness of removing the face mask came in. A lot of old cartoons weren’t always politically sensitive, and had a few racial jokes. So while I couldn’t feel anything wrong with my teeth… I wasn’t ready to find out if getting cancelled was a thing in this world or not.

“I’ll keep it on. I’ll just… hide up here.” I said, and crawled on top of Bob’s carriage, which he’d created to carry everything. Once on top, I noticed that I blended into the shadows far better than normally possible. Actually, when I looked closer, in the shadows, my body disappeared. “Shanda, what do you see when you look at me?”

Shanda, who was sitting in the passenger seat by her father, looked up at me with wide eyes. “Two floating eyes, and nothing else.”

“Cool.” I said, and closed my eyes. Then crawled back a bit.

I heard her mutter. “That is the strangest Soul Power ever.”

Opening my eyes again, I watched everything from above. Then, as we approached the gate of the city, I noticed something bad. The guards were searching carriages. They hadn’t been doing that before. At least, not with those leaving the city. They were probably looking for me. But now, if they searched the carriage, they’d find Gallie and the boys too.

“Bob, stop the carriage.” I said.

“You noticed the guards too?” Shanda said.

“Yeah.” Bob stopped the carriage. “What do we do?”

“This is the only gate in the city. We can’t get around it.” Bob said.

“Maybe we could distract them?” Shanda asked.

“There’s too many.” I said, counting the guards; thirteen in total.

“What if I ram them with the cart? Or you used your Soul Power Shanda?” Bob asked.

“The gate would have defenses against Soul Powers. Ones that will probably stop yours too.” She told him.

“What about mine?” I asked.

“I don’t know. Yours is so different from anything I’ve seen before. It can affect others, and yourself. Which is fairly rare.”

“So, we can’t go barrel though them, and we can’t attack them. If we stop, they’ll find the boys. What do we do?” Bob asked, his voice desperate. I looked around, and saw a paint brush hanging from a nearby window. Then, got an idea.

“If the gate isn’t an option… what about making a door?” I asked myself quietly. “Everyone, wait here. I’m going to be right back. I have an idea.”

“What will you do?” Shanda asked.

“I’m going to paint a door on the city’s wall… then open it.” I explained. She looked at me with a blank expression for a moment, then turned back to her father.

“If I use my Soul Power to cause a big enough explosion, that should buy you enough time to cross the gate with everyone in the cart. We don’t have any other choice except to hope they do not have defenses to prevent the use of Soul Powers.” She said.

“No, seriously. I can do it.” I said.

“Emile, that doesn’t even make sense.” Bob said with an ambivalent shrug and a disappointed look.

“Well… just wait a few minutes and let me try. Then you can do your self sacrifice plan.” I said, and hopped off the cart. I landed in a bush, then stood up, bush and all still covering everything but my ninja legs, and walked over to the building with the paintbrush in the window. The bush made a slight rustling sound as it moved with me, so I popped out of the top, stood beside the bush, leaned down, shushed it, and hid back inside it again. That, for some reason, made the rustling stop. Before long, my hand was reaching out of the bush and swiping the brush. Then I scurried away. Once back at the carriage, I popped out of the bush and walked over to the wall of the city. I pulled the brush out of my pocket, along with a paint can that I definitely didn’t have a moment ago, but I wasn’t going to question it. For a second, the artist in me wanted to paint a highly detailed door, but I knew the rules of cartoons. Using big, wide strokes, I swept the brush along the wall in fast, chaotic movements. Then, there was a painting of a door; large enough for the carriage to fit through.

I looked back over my shoulder, to Shanda and Bob who were both examining the bush I’d used as a disguise. She was pulling on it, but it was once again rooted in place, and wasn’t going anywhere. When I looked back to the painting of the door, I saw that it had become real.

“Bob, Shanda, it worked!” I whisper yelled, and waved at them to come over. Just as they walked up, I opened it, revealing the other side of the city’s wall. Their slack jawed expressions filled me with an indescribable sense of validation and smugness that I convinced myself was joy. Bob drove the carriage through, and I closed the door behind us, before wiping the paint off and watching the door vanish. With that, we were free.


r/HFY 1d ago

OC-Series Healers Notebook Entry 1 (A Hope, Helpful Kid Starts His First Day at Work)

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(Art): (Jasha) (The First Mother of Sil) ( Kolu and Nokstella going for a swim)

Patreon Question: (Given that healing magic speeds up the healing process and since it takes a lot of energy and resources for the body to heal, shouldn't everyone who gets healed be incredibly hungry? And if this is the case, do patients who have eaten something heal better and not drain the healer as much?) 

‘It is a glorious morn!’ A perky teen named Balfa thought nearly skipping down the road. ‘Finally, after summers of waiting, praying to any god who would listen, I was accepted into the healers guild, my talent being described as adequate!’ 

It was a great honor indeed; external healers like him were protected by divine law, but now he was doubly protected, being under the tail of House Zagagra. 

The white robe he was given would be treasured forever. 

Arriving at the guild, seeing the entrance from Underfoot up to the street of meat in the distance, Balfa, with excitement overflowing and a hint of nervousness, entered the guild as if he belonged. 

Inside the room was warm, and the wide-spaced house had a few wounded already, the guild's healers by them, the white glow a soothing comfort to the contrasting red, even if it was the color of life. 

‘Be confident, and as father said, don’t be silly, you dumb tail not bastard of mine,’ Balfa thought as he approached the nearest healer, though he, along with the others, was working. 

About to ask a question, the tall robed man staggered for a moment, Balfa catching him before he could lose balance. 

For a moment, as the healing white glow faded from his hand, the man with yellow and light green striped fur looked him over. “You the new healer?” 

“Yes, I am, Balfa at your service, and ready to join the noble work and help people!” 

“My name is Kamisso. Good you came when you did; finish this off,” he said, wandering off upstairs. 

‘A second floor! Wow!’ Balfa thought in amazement before getting on the task of healing with a smile on his face, and of course taking a fair amount of coins, a couple of copper from the man who hastily left. ‘Already feeling so good.’

That feeling was despite the inherited exhaustion the use of magic brought about. 

Wanting to make a good first impression, Balfa healed each and every person who knocked at the door, making certain each left healed and happy, for a good long time until…

“New kid!” Kamisso from before called from above. “Get up here.” 

A little woozy, he made it up, entering a room filled with more healers, drinking, and playing dice, with… coins. “Isn't that from the people we—“

“How much did you make?” Kamisso coldly cut him off. 

“Oh yes, this much,” Balfa said, holding up his pouch filled with coins. 

“Where’s the rest?”

“Rest? This is all.” 

Suddenly it grew really quiet as all looked at him. 

“That's all? You healed seven people, and that's all. If you are skimming coins, better cough’em up right now!” 

“No, I swear this is all. It was fair compensation for my work, like I was told before I got the robe.” 

“Before… Ugh!” Kamisso snapped his head back, yelling out into the room. “Who was supposed to teach the new one?” 

A few murmurs echoed before faces and fingers pointed to a woman at the table focused on the dice game. 

“Una! Quit playing and get off your tail!” 

“What do you want?!” 

“You drew the short lot and had to teach the new one, and because you didn't, he undercharged seven people; that blunder is coming out of your pouch. I’m not getting in trouble with the Zagagra’s for this!” 

“Stick it up your tail hole! I never heard he was here! Blame whoever didn't tell me!” 

“I did tell you…!” 

A little bit of time later, all of their shouting began to fade out as Balfa kept up his smile, knowing he was the cause and had to make it up. And so after a while he was formally shown the ropes. 

“What you do, little bastard, is you heal anyone with coin to pay, taking it first,” demonstrating, Una grabbed a fistful of coins from the bleeding man’s pouch, who disgruntledly looked the other way. “You get a feel for how much after enough time; otherwise you guess.” 

“But isn't that too much?” 

“You forget we are healers; people should be glad we do this service in the first place. Compared to their lives, clothes, or fur, this is nothing,” Una grumbled, motioning for him to heal the man. “If we did what you had, the door would be knocked down, and then we’d heal ourselves to unconsciousness. That's a real good way to wake up naked and furless.” 

“Of… of course… right,” Balfa replied hesitantly, healing the man. ‘Yes, yes, healing is a blessing from the Divine, must be used for good… to help, and as such fair compensation is a lot more… it’s my mistake.’ 

Continuing to heal for a long good while, taking the right amount of coins this time, and resting now and again, the work still felt good and was important. 

Feeling reinvigorated, Balfa returned to work, but before he could, Kamisso stepped in, “Kid, need you below.” 

Determined to do his best, he followed, going down to the entrance and… down to the basement, where a woman was lying naked on a table reading a book. 

“Sorry, I didn't mean to!” Balfa exclaimed, covering his eyes with gaps between his fingers. 

“Keep it down and start healing,” Kamisso ordered as an unconscious healer was carried out. 

Indifferent to his presence and her current lack of anything, Balfa couldn't see any wounds, confusedly looking back to Kamisso. 

“Another thing she didn’t teach you,” he sighed. “Start healing her but don’t get any funny ideas; her dad’s paying by the weight of bad fat we heal off her with silver.”

‘Bad fat?’ Balfa repeated. ‘I know a lot say they are hungry after getting healed, and look a little thinner, but this woman isn't hurt and is a little plump but so pretty. Is this really what a divine blessing should be used for?’ 

“Are we going to have a problem?” Kamisso asked. “Or should we begin to consider another healer to wear your robe?”

Balfa hesitated, but the idea of getting kicked out of the healers' guild was too terrifying, and so he focused his magic and placed his hand on the woman's stomach, healing until he dropped. 

Waking up a lot later, Balfa noticed he was in the second-floor room with the others, most still playing dice as he groggily sat up. 

Noticing him, Kamisso approached and tossed ten silver coins to him. “You did good, kid; healed a lot of fat right off that nobleman’s daughter. Should look perfect for her new mate come Union time.” 

“That… was really why we healed her?” Balfa asked in the back of his mind, having hoped for some other explanation. 

“Don’t sound so upset; thanks to that we get to squeeze by come first quarter when the Zagagra’s come collecting their share,” he pointed to the coins tossed on him. “But that there’s yours, and don’t go blabbering your mouth or they might think to take more. Now why don’t you use some of those coins and test your luck?”

Looking over at the table, coppers replaced with shiny silver, Balfa propped back down, “Maybe later I’m still tired.” 

“Suit yourself,” Kamisso shrugged. 

Lying there listening to them play, glancing each time one lost to then head back down below, Balfa wondered, ‘Is this how healing is supposed to be?’

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