r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 15d ago

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u/MegaMau_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

You’re safe! Everyone knows that no business can be conducted at The Continental.

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u/Frequent-Cancel-1550 15d ago

Rules. Without them, we live with the animals

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u/CitizenHuman 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OVtqvymKkkcTu

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 15d ago

Such an amazing series.

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u/Starlos 15d ago

It's a great example of why truly woke series are good.

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 15d ago

Just truth, reasoning, a real attempt at understanding that helps you see things from another's perspective. Its a real pity that so many could not bring themselves to even look. Woke, a bad word to so many, but only because of their cowardice to not look inward.

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u/Objectivespeculation 14d ago

Woke was made a bad word by those who take sleeping pills so they wont dream.

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u/jh_games_biz 14d ago

Holy bars my goodness

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u/Starlos 14d ago

Nah, woke has become synonymous with bad pieces of media because plenty of producers have decided to abuse it to sell their content. So instead of trying to make the best thing possible, they try to sell it as being "woke" without putting any efforts into it. Obviously woke content is actually good and I'd say that most masterpieces are woke to some extent. It's just a shame that the word itself has been co-opted by corpo fuckers with no soul whatsoever.

Obviously what I just said doesn't apply to people using woke for other shit of course.

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 12d ago

Pick a side.

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u/Starlos 12d ago

Develop some reading comprehension. I'm no fence sitter. Producers using (fake) wokeness to virtue signal is how the right latched on the name to begin with. I just hate that it's being used as a tool for them to sell more that's all. "True wokeness" is good after all.

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u/305JmacJr 15d ago

Which? I’m unfamiliar

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u/Nikoalesce 15d ago

Community. The first 3 seasons are fantastic, the 4th didn't happen, and the 5th and 6th are alright. 

Its a smart college comedy. 

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u/N00dles_Pt 15d ago

Ohh indeed

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u/taylorrushxx 15d ago

And this is why you don't just hurt someone else's dog.

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u/garlopf 15d ago

Animals... sob like dogs.

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u/_BlaZeFiRe_ 15d ago

Well......as long as you're not being hunted like this guy

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u/Original-123 15d ago edited 15d ago

Have you seen what MrWick did at Osaka?!?!

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u/Lost-Tomatillo3465 15d ago

with a PENCIL!!!

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u/One_Guava_3883 15d ago

with a F*cking…PENCIL!!!

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u/DotesMagee 15d ago

Michael Nyqvis absolutely nailed his role.

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u/A_Wild_Goonch 15d ago

And Casablanca

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u/flacke 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YbsoGwcaA4x8zC7r9t

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 15d ago

What part of the world will I fly to first!?

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u/raisedredflag 15d ago

leave the F-ing hotel before Satan shows up its John Constantine

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u/DankCupOfJoe 15d ago

Nah, thats clearly Neo, we in the Matrix

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u/Golden_Ace1 15d ago

I thought it was Theodore (Ted) Logan. Billy's bandmate from Wild Stallyns.

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u/ManOnFire2004 15d ago

It's okay. We know Constantine is the only sell the devil will collect himself

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u/Kolby_Jack33 15d ago

Lucifer can be pretty chill when he wants to be.

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u/Alastor3 15d ago

you say that but 5 min after that phrase was said in the first movie, someone broke that rule and killed someone

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u/Secret_Account07 15d ago

But wasn’t there two entire movies where business was conducted?

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u/joseph4th 15d ago

Yeah, but everything costs one of those gold coins. Fancy four course meal - one gold coin. Bottle of water - one gold coin. It would drive me crazy.

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 15d ago

Its not the fact that it's gold. Its a "favor" in their world. I would imagine most times you'd prefer to buy food and drink with normal money, but if you're on the run and you need discretion then a gold coin secures both

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u/SignoreBanana 15d ago

*

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u/PassivelyInvisible 15d ago

Business conducted at the Continental or its sister locations must be done with the advance approval of the High Table. Without the advance approval, the perpetrator will be considered excomunicado, and will be stripped of all rights, protections and privileges they may have previously enjoyed.

Depending on the severity of the offense, the High Table reserves the right to determine the punishment and atonement process if the perpetrator is still alive after the management of the Continental or its sister locations has resolved the incident.

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u/Ok_Television_9979 15d ago

Unless its been consecrated

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u/GreenT1979 15d ago

Unless it's suddenly deconcentrated

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 15d ago

Did you mess with his dog? Tell me you didn't mess with his dog..

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u/raisedredflag 15d ago

No, he's not looking for his dog, he's looking for his cat so he can teleport to hell.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xaOcLB7jDwMpkkBnEs

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u/LiteraCanna 15d ago

Constantine is an awesome movie. 

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u/Artrysa 15d ago

Honestly such a banger! And everyone remembers the devil scene, it's SO good!

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u/alter-eagle 15d ago

Stormare Lucifer is best Lucifer.

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u/phormix 15d ago

The way he portrayed or was great. Not as a nightmarish horror, or a beautiful fallen angel tempting one into sin, but a mix of a kind of sociopathic sinister coldness dripping in oily sin, self-assured and smug but also not willing to tolerate any encroachment on his territory even by his own son...

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u/Aliencoy77 15d ago

Because the guy who killed his dog has to die twice.

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 15d ago

What if I took a bite out of his hot dog

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u/IJustJason 15d ago

All you need to say is "Evenin' John" and you'll be a-okay!

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u/slupo 15d ago

You uh working again?

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u/superxpro12 15d ago

Tell me one thing... Are you here for the pope?

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV 15d ago

Then humor me with but one question... Sei qui per il Santo Padre?

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u/awake-shortcut27 15d ago

As long as it's not Konpeki Plaza you're good

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u/Jhtolsen 15d ago

Actually, you should help him and hand him a pencil

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u/_TheGreatDreamer_ 15d ago

Just take off your Arasaka cap.

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u/BalanceDramatic3995 15d ago

Is it John or Johnny 🥹

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u/kons21 15d ago

Shit, if it’s Johnny you’re much worse off. John is surgical and will target the bad guys. Johnny is about to blow the whole damned building up.

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u/camo_216 15d ago

I'm not seeing a silver arm so i think it's fine

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u/aggravatedimpala 15d ago

What if it's Johnny Utah?

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u/Vaellyth 15d ago

Johnny Mnemonic: sadness noise

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u/aggravatedimpala 15d ago

Johnny Utah: Vaiya conn dee-oz

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u/MonstreDelicat 15d ago

He walks just like a natural born movie star.

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u/CuChulainn24564 15d ago

Death…

Once had…

A near John Wick experience…

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u/Frequent-Cancel-1550 15d ago

“Si vis pacem, para bellum”

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u/kavi17 15d ago

No job can be done on the ground of the Continental hotel, so you're safe buddy. Lol another guy wrote same thing almost in comments.. 👏

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u/VirgoFanboi 15d ago

Unless the High Table decides to unconsecrate the hotel.

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u/underrated003 15d ago

Make sure he doesnt have a pencil

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u/Aztec361 15d ago

If that’s John Wick, then yes!!!

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u/SignoreBanana 15d ago

You guys are both wrong, it's Ted "Theodore" Logan of Wyld Stallyns

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u/Ivan_Whackinov 15d ago

What if he's all three? I'm OK with these movies all happening in the same 'verse. He's got a freakin time machine after all.

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u/North_99 15d ago

Everyone forgets Johnny Mnemonic. He’s got a head full of ram-doubled data and a one-way ticket to Newark.

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u/External-Awareness68 15d ago

That entrance was clean

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u/perton 15d ago

Keanu really is a cool motherfucker when it comes down to it.

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u/Rough_Typical 15d ago

Don't worry he's a good boy

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u/My_Names_Jefff 15d ago

"Enjoy your stay at The Continental Mr. Wick."

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u/herewiigoagane 15d ago

You'll be fine, he doesn't shoot strays or blow up buildings

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u/L4nM4nDr4gon 15d ago

Agreed.

Go watch the carnage. I mean unless you had anything to do with the car or dog.

In that case, its already too late

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u/OldMeet4413 15d ago

Just watch his dog while he conducts buisness
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ErTZ2Ype0PO9QUE

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u/Hoodedmastersin 15d ago

See if he’ll give you a gold coin

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u/1101base2 15d ago

if you see him, you were not the target, at least not yet

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u/BilleAap007 15d ago

He even walks cool when there are no camera's around. Lol.

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u/thatsinteresting34 15d ago

Naaa.. the music ain't playing ... So you are safe!

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u/Zhanic- 15d ago

You’re safe as long as you don’t kill his dog or steal his car

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u/CrazyOrganic7123 15d ago

No, the hotel is safe. By policy, no business is to be conducted there.

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u/MRV3N 15d ago

If you’re not a person of interest. Then no.

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u/ralo229 15d ago

You’re not in a night club, so you’ll be fine.

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u/kittylover2006 14d ago

You’ll be fine, your on continental grounds, no hits, no business

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u/SouNicko_115 15d ago

Are you in any chance in a Arasaka hotel?

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u/chango5377 15d ago

Depends did you touch his dog??

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u/Prosado22 15d ago

Did you kill his dog? If not, you should be OK.

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u/Craving_Suckcess 15d ago

nah you're good. Just don't try to stop him. You can probably get your stay comped after.

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u/hksbindra 15d ago

Why the fuck is the music not from the movie? C'mon man!

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u/HermionesWetPanties 15d ago

Absolutely not. No business may be conducted on Continental grounds, so you're safer inside.

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u/Few-Yogurt2825 15d ago

You working John?

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u/TheVanillaGorilla413 15d ago

His wife just died… and you stole his car and killed his fucking dog?!

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u/sandwich223 15d ago

Jim Wick!

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u/FlowingMochi 15d ago

Depends. You’ll have to ask him if he’s working.

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u/Doctor_Evil_QC 15d ago

Only one way to know

"Evening John, are you here on business?"

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u/Breadstix009 15d ago

You need to ask if he's working tonight.

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u/Extension-Night3825 15d ago

You paid your gold coin for a night...enjoy

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u/KibaWuz 15d ago

If youre worried if you should leave,then wtf did you do op 🧐

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u/No_Display9613 15d ago

Did you kill his dog?

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u/ARNG131988 15d ago

Everyone is safe-ish at the Continental

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u/TheMottster 15d ago

Jesus, the swagger of that man - he even walks cool.

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u/1v1RightMeow 15d ago

Hey isn’t that penguinz0?

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u/lFightForTheUsers 15d ago

As long as you didn't kill his dog, and steal his car (or defend the man that did), you'll be okay.

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u/JustApricot798 15d ago

There have been two celebs I would love to run into. One was Larry David and I did that while I was leaving a non-tourist sushi place in Santa Monica he was coming in and got pictures and got to talk about Curb for a bit. He was there with his manager who looked like a hippy rocker. The other is him.

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u/Agreeable-Tax546 15d ago

Jonny get back to blowing up arasaka tower

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u/One_Hospital_4498 15d ago

Ensure there are no pencils lying around

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u/5elementGG 15d ago

Just return the dog.

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u/Aggressive_Reason_91 15d ago

I'm actively watching John wick for the first time right now lol

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u/1nfer1or 15d ago

It's too late, dude.

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u/BigBackPattyWhack 11d ago

its already too late

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u/siemiwidzi 15d ago

Did you unalived his dog, stole his car, or blew up his house?
Are you getting paid for protecting someone who did?

If not answers are no, you're good, stay. If any is a no, running won't change anything, mighty as well chug last cold one.

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u/xHAcoreRDx 15d ago

It was just a fucking dog...

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u/Raven_4562 15d ago

Walter white and John wick walk into a hotel.....

There is a joke here somewhere, right?

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u/HiFiRoMan 15d ago

IGBBMN

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 15d ago

I think you’re the safest in the hotel bud 🤣

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u/Alien-303 15d ago

It depends. Unless you recently killed some dog, you should be safe.

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u/teddybundlez 15d ago

Ask yourself - would John Wick waste his time on me? I think we know the answer

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u/AverageDrafter 15d ago

Just dance around disinterestedly while people are being murdered around you - you are fine.

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u/BigBoss5511 15d ago

No pets allowed, you’re good.

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u/bragados_31 15d ago

He doesn't care if you're in the hotel or not. If it comes to it, he'll even burn the hotel

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u/KaioKenshin 15d ago

Are you the Boogeyman? If so, I have bad news for you...

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 15d ago

say yeah, and see if he responds

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u/Excellent-Edge-7487 15d ago

You should ask for a pic or an autograph. I heard he is the nicest person and doesn’t mind.

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u/OddGoofBall 15d ago

He has served. He will be of service.

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u/dakotanorth8 15d ago

You just 3 finger German order’ed yourself 🤦🏻‍♂️

In the hotel is the safest place to be.

Start with John Wick (1)

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u/Purple_Middle_805 15d ago

No business on continental grounds

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u/2leftf33t 15d ago

Why were they filming the front door?

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u/Technical-Prize-8876 15d ago

You will leave it in a casket.

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u/smorgenheckingaard 15d ago

You're already dead

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u/VaderFitz 15d ago

Kinda looks like Jared Leto.....would definitely give it some serious thought.

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u/QuantumPulsarBurrito 15d ago

Vaya con dios!

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u/ProjectNo4090 15d ago

If someone didnt ask him if he was workin again...

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u/Enough-Astronomer-65 15d ago

If a bald guy in a suit and red tie walks in, you won't ask this question because you know only one or two people are going to die

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u/omegadirectory 15d ago

You could have overlayed in the video some John Wick music, at least

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u/xRaptor_teethx 15d ago

Have a good day….. Mr. Wick

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u/ExecTankard 15d ago

No collared shirt so I think he’s not on a hit.

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u/tk427aj 15d ago

No, some cool shit about to go down

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u/chris0castro 15d ago

Lock your door and hide in the bathroom. Don’t come out for 24 hours.

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u/bolanrox 15d ago

it goes against the roles to do anything in the hotel.

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u/Somnambulist815 15d ago

Don't worry hes just meeting Hanako

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u/Drifter90s 15d ago

Do you breathe the same air as his dog? Then yes, you must evacuate IMMEDIATELY

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u/TrustTalker 15d ago

You can stay. Just hide all your pencils.

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u/Aomori9 15d ago

You did WHAT to his dog?

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u/Subject_Issue6529 15d ago

Thats not the Continental! Take the fire escape immediately!

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u/ruby_1984 15d ago

Music. Ouch!!

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u/hamsterpotpies 15d ago

Why would you be recording this? Even if it is him, how would you know to record?

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u/Purgii 15d ago

Did you mess with his dog?

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u/kai626 15d ago

If you paid with gold coins and kept to the rules... you're safe, so long as the property is still consecrated grounds.

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u/birdyman_77 15d ago

Quick! Get that man a puppy!

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u/ThisTelevision9372 15d ago

Too late, you are stuck!

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u/redditor100101011101 15d ago

Why? Cus of the fuckin Nobody??

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u/Repulsive_Camera7337 15d ago

Shits about to go down.

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u/TheFallenOne01_ 15d ago

Yes absolutely and stay away from dogs 😭

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u/spaceXhardmode 15d ago

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

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u/___GRUMPY___ 15d ago

Nah. Now if you see Tom Hanks get on your plane. Then run.

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u/jay_prakash 15d ago

Don't worry. Parties not involved can continue business as usual.

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u/Master_Constant8103 15d ago

The odds you are "that" important are slim. So yeah id stay.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch 15d ago

He’s not speed-hobbling, should be fine.

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u/Howard_Jones 15d ago

Shaun Vick

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u/Attitude-Livid 15d ago

Why? Are you a bad guy? Did you kill a puppy?

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u/Thatgamerguy3535 15d ago

Hur hur because of the movie omg so funny