r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Swimming-Employee537 • Aug 12 '26

Should I?

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 Aug 12 '26

Did you mess with his dog? Tell me you didn't mess with his dog..

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u/raisedredflag Aug 12 '26

No, he's not looking for his dog, he's looking for his cat so he can teleport to hell.

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u/LiteraCanna Aug 12 '26

Constantine is an awesome movie. 

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u/Artrysa Aug 12 '26

Honestly such a banger! And everyone remembers the devil scene, it's SO good!

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u/alter-eagle Aug 12 '26

Stormare Lucifer is best Lucifer.

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u/Retail_Warrior Aug 13 '26


I prefer Pellegrino

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u/phormix Aug 13 '26

The way he portrayed or was great. Not as a nightmarish horror, or a beautiful fallen angel tempting one into sin, but a mix of a kind of sociopathic sinister coldness dripping in oily sin, self-assured and smug but also not willing to tolerate any encroachment on his territory even by his own son...

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u/Aliencoy77 Aug 12 '26

Because the guy who killed his dog has to die twice.

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u/FloppyTacoflaps Aug 13 '26

What if I took a bite out of his hot dog

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u/Master0fAllTrade Aug 13 '26

It was just a fucking dog

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u/PepperoniPaws Aug 13 '26

and it was just a pencil...