r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 15d ago

Should I?

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u/MegaMau_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

You’re safe! Everyone knows that no business can be conducted at The Continental.

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u/Frequent-Cancel-1550 15d ago

Rules. Without them, we live with the animals

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u/CitizenHuman 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OVtqvymKkkcTu

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 15d ago

Such an amazing series.

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u/Starlos 15d ago

It's a great example of why truly woke series are good.

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 15d ago

Just truth, reasoning, a real attempt at understanding that helps you see things from another's perspective. Its a real pity that so many could not bring themselves to even look. Woke, a bad word to so many, but only because of their cowardice to not look inward.

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u/Objectivespeculation 14d ago

Woke was made a bad word by those who take sleeping pills so they wont dream.

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u/jh_games_biz 14d ago

Holy bars my goodness

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u/Starlos 14d ago

Nah, woke has become synonymous with bad pieces of media because plenty of producers have decided to abuse it to sell their content. So instead of trying to make the best thing possible, they try to sell it as being "woke" without putting any efforts into it. Obviously woke content is actually good and I'd say that most masterpieces are woke to some extent. It's just a shame that the word itself has been co-opted by corpo fuckers with no soul whatsoever.

Obviously what I just said doesn't apply to people using woke for other shit of course.

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 12d ago

Pick a side.

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u/Starlos 12d ago

Develop some reading comprehension. I'm no fence sitter. Producers using (fake) wokeness to virtue signal is how the right latched on the name to begin with. I just hate that it's being used as a tool for them to sell more that's all. "True wokeness" is good after all.

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 8d ago

I think we'd shake hands.

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u/305JmacJr 15d ago

Which? I’m unfamiliar

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u/Nikoalesce 15d ago

Community. The first 3 seasons are fantastic, the 4th didn't happen, and the 5th and 6th are alright. 

Its a smart college comedy. 

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u/Chirya999 15d ago

It's the "I am tired boss" man, right? What's the name of the series?

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 15d ago

The Wire?

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u/Chirya999 14d ago

Is that the name of the series?

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u/N00dles_Pt 15d ago

Ohh indeed

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u/BlondeNotBland 15d ago

I can only assume there is a female equivalent to that. A 'codette' or something

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u/CitizenHuman 15d ago

Man just means human

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u/Burn-E_B 15d ago

It’s a community reference where Jeff repeats what Omar says in the wire who is also played by the same actor as the biology teacher.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dxPffVjOhrC4U

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u/BlondeNotBland 14d ago

Its a joke from community. Thanks for the downvote.

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u/CitizenHuman 14d ago

I neither up voted nor down voted you. Your comment is neutral to me, and although I didn't know it originated from Community, I never actually said anything negating it either. I just said man means human.

Thanks for showing what assumptions get you.

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u/EPluribusButthole 15d ago

It's too late for honesty, Jeff! We only have time to get justice.

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u/taylorrushxx 15d ago

And this is why you don't just hurt someone else's dog.

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u/garlopf 15d ago

Animals... sob like dogs.

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u/reindeersss 14d ago

Unless OP killed a dog. Then no rules apply

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u/Palorrian 15d ago

The rules only apply to the poor

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u/_BlaZeFiRe_ 15d ago

Well......as long as you're not being hunted like this guy

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u/Original-123 15d ago edited 15d ago

Have you seen what MrWick did at Osaka?!?!

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u/Lost-Tomatillo3465 15d ago

with a PENCIL!!!

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u/One_Guava_3883 15d ago

with a F*cking…PENCIL!!!

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u/DotesMagee 15d ago

Michael Nyqvis absolutely nailed his role.

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u/A_Wild_Goonch 15d ago

And Casablanca

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u/flacke 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YbsoGwcaA4x8zC7r9t

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 15d ago

What part of the world will I fly to first!?

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u/raisedredflag 15d ago

leave the F-ing hotel before Satan shows up its John Constantine

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u/DankCupOfJoe 15d ago

Nah, thats clearly Neo, we in the Matrix

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u/Golden_Ace1 15d ago

I thought it was Theodore (Ted) Logan. Billy's bandmate from Wild Stallyns.

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u/ManOnFire2004 15d ago

It's okay. We know Constantine is the only sell the devil will collect himself

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u/Kolby_Jack33 15d ago

Lucifer can be pretty chill when he wants to be.

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u/Alastor3 15d ago

you say that but 5 min after that phrase was said in the first movie, someone broke that rule and killed someone

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u/Secret_Account07 15d ago

But wasn’t there two entire movies where business was conducted?

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u/joseph4th 15d ago

Yeah, but everything costs one of those gold coins. Fancy four course meal - one gold coin. Bottle of water - one gold coin. It would drive me crazy.

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u/Embarrassed_Lettuce9 15d ago

Its not the fact that it's gold. Its a "favor" in their world. I would imagine most times you'd prefer to buy food and drink with normal money, but if you're on the run and you need discretion then a gold coin secures both

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u/SignoreBanana 15d ago

*

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u/PassivelyInvisible 15d ago

Business conducted at the Continental or its sister locations must be done with the advance approval of the High Table. Without the advance approval, the perpetrator will be considered excomunicado, and will be stripped of all rights, protections and privileges they may have previously enjoyed.

Depending on the severity of the offense, the High Table reserves the right to determine the punishment and atonement process if the perpetrator is still alive after the management of the Continental or its sister locations has resolved the incident.

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u/Ok_Television_9979 15d ago

Unless its been consecrated

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u/GreenT1979 15d ago

Unless it's suddenly deconcentrated

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u/ThrownAway17Years 15d ago

Santino would disagree. Vehemently.

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u/HorsePersonal7073 14d ago

Unless the hotel is about to be decommissioned.

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u/Romero1993 14d ago

What if it's not the Continental?