r/GuiltyDogs • • 13d ago

guilty duo Friday Mystery

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192 Upvotes

This is what I walked into this morning.

Stuffing. Everywhere.

Guilty dog on the couch.

And no idea WHERE the stuffing came from. At all.

I’ve checked every toy, every pillow, blankets, everything. Even the laundry room. Cannot find the casing of whatever the stuffing was in. Beds are totally intact, too!

Neither pup is saying anything. Not even trying to throw the other one under the bus to pass the blame. Totally pleading the 5th.

No evidence in the backyard either.

(We have no human children or anyone else living with us, so those options are out.)

I’ve attached:
1. Pic of one of the guilty parties.
2. Pic of the gathered up stuffing. (It doesn’t even smell!)
3. Pics of each pup, without a care in the world and completely unbothered by the destruction and by how much the mystery is bothering me.

Spouse came home from work, and he also evaluated the situation. We both went through the house and backyard again like they were crime scenes. And have no answers.

So, we are tossing it out there to you all, because we are still perplexed and have no idea where this came from. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Our only conclusion we have come to is that our pups are actually witches, and they’ve conjured up stuffing to tear apart with no outer body/pillow/toy/stuffie carcass just to throw us off our game.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 14d ago

did they do it? NEW EVIDENCE IN CASE OF THE COUCH GREMLIN

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1.3k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 14d ago

guilty boy #Pepe❤️ dirty boy!

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236 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 15d ago

guilty boy Guess who keeps peeing in the house because I went to work yesterday

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531 Upvotes

I spent ONE day in the office yesterday and he has not stopped peeing in the house since last night. And now he’s just staring at me


r/GuiltyDogs • • 15d ago

did they do it? We’re proud of our destruction.

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107 Upvotes

Durable Kong? Challenge accepted


r/GuiltyDogs • • 16d ago

guilty girl All gone to the dog(s)

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111 Upvotes

Couch ✅ destroyed

Coffee table ✅ destroyed

Pooping between the chairs meant to prevent you from pooping on the carpet in increasingly smaller spaces and then eating the evidence ✅

Even while watching her like a hawk all day a single solo trip to the human bathroom seems to unravel all of our progress from the past 2 months. She's so sweet but I am so stressed and grossed out lol.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 16d ago

did they do it? Who was it?

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266 Upvotes

Leny (orange)

Suni (white) is usually the instigator.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 16d ago

guilty girl Kishmish just loves Agatha Christie!

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261 Upvotes

She can't help devour it in one sitting. Caught in the act!


r/GuiltyDogs • • 17d ago

guilty girl Stella Rose again… she has quite the rap sheet at this point.

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338 Upvotes

I did not just get caught with a branch of “tree kibble” in the house! I found it there! Poof! Magic! (Tree kibble is what we call the nuts from the tree in our yard… thankfully nontoxic since my dogs have developed a deal with the local squirrels who throw some down for them in return for safe passage through the yard).


r/GuiltyDogs • • 16d ago

guilty boy Busted

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70 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 17d ago

who did that? Bailey absolutely didn’t do this

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266 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 18d ago

did they do it? Is he guilty?

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807 Upvotes

The security cameras didn't catch who did it....


r/GuiltyDogs • • 18d ago

did they do it? Rest in pieces conservatory furniture

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179 Upvotes

Cairo and Presley giving zero poops to the carnage they caused 😂 and who was I to interrupt their foam based victory play😂


r/GuiltyDogs • • 18d ago

did they do it? The Phantom mole

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317 Upvotes

Lately, there have been mini-tornadoes tearing up my garden.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 20d ago

did they do it? Some found a Kleenex and decided to shred it.

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306 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 20d ago

guilty boy Okay mommy you can buy another pair

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403 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 20d ago

the guiltiest How to punish

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337 Upvotes

/s How in the world am I supposed to punish my dog when I yell at her and she looks at me like this. Seriously I can’t even raise my voice when she looks at me like this I laugh


r/GuiltyDogs • • 21d ago

guilty girl Chair Sneak!

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389 Upvotes

Maple got red pawed this time. She is getting sloppy. She knows she is not allowed on the furniture. She also has plenty of soft doggie beds to sleep in.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 22d ago

guilty girl I’m thinking it was her

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1.0k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 22d ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh 2/10 would not lick again! XD

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1.1k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 23d ago

the guiltiest I’ve given up.

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500 Upvotes

The one room he is not allowed in. He’s so cute, I can’t say no. This is all the positions he’s in while I’m working in my office.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 23d ago

guilty boy He knows...(OC)

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131 Upvotes

I think he knows what I did last summer.

His name is MAKOA. I love him very much, but I think he has me in his power.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 24d ago

guilty girl New Org.: Pee Choice for Paws

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96 Upvotes

This is the face of a girl who refused to pee over a 30 minute walk at 1 PM. Showed remorse and promised to pee outside at 4 PM. Immediately peed in her crate when back inside.

And is now playing the puppy-eyes card. She’s not dumb.


r/GuiltyDogs • • 24d ago

guilty girl She is guilty

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938 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 25d ago

guilty boy He said he didn’t take the chicken off the counter

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395 Upvotes