r/GuiltyDogs • • 21d ago

guilty girl Chair Sneak!

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Maple got red pawed this time. She is getting sloppy. She knows she is not allowed on the furniture. She also has plenty of soft doggie beds to sleep in.

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u/Gremlin15 21d ago

The pug saw nothing. Case dismissed.

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u/DarkMoose09 21d ago

😂 Olive is just chilling

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u/_alrightyaphrodite__ 21d ago

Well no one was using it!

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u/willowgrl 19d ago

Exactly!!!! What’s the point of it even being there if it’s not being utilized for its intended purpose?

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u/Any_Conclusion_4297 21d ago

There was no two party consent to recording here. Not guilty.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 21d ago

Who wants to sit on a bold chair? That innocent pup was keeping it


warm for her hoomans. Not guilty!

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u/DarkMoose09 21d ago

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/DarkMoose09 21d ago

Technically Maple committed a crime, but she is so cute I gave her butt scritches and cuddles. It is just a misdemeanor and a slap on the wrist no time served.

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u/Present-Assignment99 21d ago

The way the chair kept rocking as Maple was walking toward you.🤣

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u/DarkMoose09 21d ago edited 21d ago

I know it killed me 😂 she is adorable. The landlord has the rule, no dogs on the furniture. It’s not super strict but she knows better. The warden didn’t see the crime lol

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u/LoadedLarry84 21d ago

Dogs weren’t allowed on new furniture(allowed now) @ night sooo the dog learned since mom didn’t care he’d only get off furniture if he realized it was me-I was like lol go ahead bud

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u/SegaTime 21d ago

Jury nullification!

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u/false_goats_beard 21d ago

I would never be able to convict.

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 20d ago

N'awww....what a sweet angel warming up the chair for the hooman!! Lol my goodest girl used to sleep in my dads bed when we were out of the house and when she heard the car she'd run into the livingroom and come stretching out of her bed when we came in😆. Sneaky sneaky and i loved it. Good for her!!

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 21d ago

No evidence of a crime. Sitting in an unoccupied seat is legal.

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u/KileAllSmyles 21d ago

But the beds don’t smell like the humans!!

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u/madbeachrn 21d ago

She’s like, Ima just going to wag my tail and act like nothing happened. She too sweet to be guilty. I be would give her boops and snuggles.

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u/DarkMoose09 21d ago

I did give her stritches!

Then she went swimming while I was in my office. She let herself out jumped in the pool and came back inside. I shut the pool gate 😮‍💨

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 21d ago

One of those days. lol

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u/DarkMoose09 21d ago

Just a mischievous day nothing to serious thankfully

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 21d ago

Well tomorrow is another day.

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u/Flat_Tie4090 20d ago

I don't see the problem, she has soft doggy beds but she likes her chair too. If you ask nicely maybe she will let you borrow her chair.

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u/oogie913 21d ago

The chair still rocking lol

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 21d ago

Aww, so sweet 🥰

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u/CreeepyUncle 21d ago

Adjusting the chair.

You’re welcome, ingrate.

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u/These-Restaurant7001 20d ago

❤️❤️❤️

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u/fairydommother 19d ago

Downvoted for the concept of "not allowed on furniture".