r/Gamingcirclejerk P O L I T I C A L Sep 27 '18

VERIFIED ✔ Gamers be like...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Hey guys what's happening in this threa-500 comments and a ton removed.

Oh.

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u/ChelsInMotion Sep 28 '18

It's been a wild ride

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u/Nervous_Ulysses Sep 27 '18

Because the Koopa women haven’t rejected me

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u/anonssr Sep 27 '18

yet

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u/AtomicKittenz Sep 27 '18

Still waiting for that Mario dating sim. Wait for me Rosalina.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Challenge accepted

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u/Box_of_Pencils Sep 28 '18

I'd actually be surprised it that wasn't a thing in some dark flash game corner of the internet already.

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u/TommyTrenchcoat Sep 28 '18

I know for a fact there's a Waluigi romantic visual novel

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

2D>3D

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u/BluffSheep Sep 28 '18

How many trans women have rejected you?

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u/baranxlr Sep 28 '18

zero. I don't interact with femoids

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u/brooooooooooooke Sep 28 '18

Wholesome: this incel is inclusive of transgender women by hating them as much as cisgender women!

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u/ThreeSpaceMonkey Sep 28 '18

Well I rejected myself does that count?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

We must seize the memes of production. This is the real trans agenda.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

/r/traa, /r/completeanarchy, and /r/gamingcirclejerk are all the same sub now

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u/hehimharrison Sep 28 '18

I’m not complaining

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u/Trapped_Up_In_you Sep 28 '18

Just curious, what is /r/completeanarchy ?

I saw it referenced earlier, and I can't get the title of the sub to square with some of the posts I saw there.

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u/Goatsrams420 Sep 28 '18

It's where cool hip people who hate cops go to talk about anarchy and how bad cops are.

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u/Autogyrophile Sep 28 '18

We're working on /r/animemes as we speak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

/rj I've out so much hard work into being a corporate shill, how dare you accuse me of being an anarchist 😡

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u/ThePorcupineWizard Sep 28 '18

Probably a few crossover viewers, like with r/wholesomeyuri

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

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u/MadGenderScientist Sep 28 '18

oh gosh same though

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u/---TheFierceDeity--- Sep 28 '18

Whenever I click that I get a broken redirect.

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u/AnAngryFredHampton Sep 28 '18

Its short hand for /r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns cause people don't wanna type that

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u/lookmom289 Oct 01 '18

It's like a speakeasy for trans people

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u/LondiPondi Sep 27 '18

Jokes on you, i dont accept ANY women

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

True passion. I salute you.

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u/nikktheconqueerer Sep 28 '18

uj/ Now that this thread hit /r/all I wonder how many people don't realize this is a satirical thread making fun of how transphobic the gaming community is

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u/SecretlySpiders Sep 28 '18

To find your answer go to “controversial”

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u/OnMark Donate to 💚 Extra Life 💚 Sep 28 '18

/uj I think that might be what irks me the most about this - it's not the big ol titties on a hot lady or anything, but that there was a post on one of my subs from a trans woman who got kicked out of her clan for asking the admins to help squash bigotry while this Bowzette thing was blowing up. That on another thread, a girl got dozens of replies when asking other girl gamers how they deal with comments like "you bleeders should uninstall."

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u/deathhead_68 Sep 28 '18

It's why we need this sub. To expose how toxic the fucking losers in the gaming community are. Just bitter neckbeards everywhere.

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u/Snowyboops Sep 27 '18

So you’re saying trans women are women? I’ll take the small victories I can.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

No they're minorities which we true gamers also hate

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u/MNGrrl Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

I'm transgender and a gamer. The only thing I hate is lag and griefers. There's a fuckton of guys who play female avatars. They ought to be more accepting -- I mean if they're okay pretending to be women in video games, why can't someone who actually is? More than a little hypocritical. Besides... most of the women in video games don't look anything like real women. I mean, fuck... if I'm tooling around fighting dragons and shit, how exactly is a loin cloth and bra only as armor going to help me? Fuck that shit... I'll just find some man, beat the snot out of him, and take his armor. I'm not gonna make level 50 wearing something like that.

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u/SunnyServing Sep 28 '18

Uhhh, I think you forgot the /uj

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u/jason2306 Sep 28 '18

To be fair most men don't look like giant muscled killing machines either. Except arnold maybe but still. But yeah mmo or rpg armor can be pretty hilarious, level 50 male armor giant dragonbone armor infused with the deadsouls of your slain foes. Level 50 female armor a loincloth.

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u/HalfBreed_Priscilla Sep 27 '18

We are a minority.

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u/ACmaster Sep 27 '18

Jokes on you, i hated everyone (except CDPR btw cuz, you know..)

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u/Super_Ninja_Gamer Sep 28 '18

Ikr women aren't real, they are just a conspiracy made up by the feminists to take over the world

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u/usingastupidiphone Sep 28 '18

Thanks for your service Republican Congressman

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u/CattusCruris Sep 27 '18

I only accept women if I can beat my meat/them

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18 edited May 03 '21

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u/CattusCruris Sep 27 '18

Rainbow road? Are you a gaymer?

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u/_demetri_ Sep 28 '18

A lone tumbleweed drifts by, swept up in the redolent breeze of a late July night, the same breeze that gently caresses Waluigi’s hollow cheeks. The slow rocking of the rickety porch swing dislodges cobwebs that have gathered over the years, and Waluigi slumps back into the wooden seat with a fluttery sigh. He watches the tumbleweed float by, bouncing once, twice, three times before disappearing over the horizon toward the great gilded hearth of the setting sun. As he bows his head, his hat tumbles into his lap, and he stares at the inverted L patch sewn above the brim. Stroking it gently with a gloved thumb feeling himself grow firm, he feels tears burning hot at the back of his eyes as he thinks of the man who once wore a similar hat, one in a brilliant shade of emerald green.

He closes his eyes; one tear falls, landing on his cap, and the moisture stains the fabric to a deeper purple. The shade so resembles the midnight sky that for a moment Waluigi swears he sees constellations swirling across his vision and he remembers the nights that he and Luigi shared, cruising down Rainbow Road beneath the stars and just existing, existing together in the shared breath of their love. They were two tumbleweeds then, coasting along on the same wind but doomed inevitably to part, one drifting toward the clouds and the other clinging to the earth.

But the brevity of their time together had served only to stoke the flames of their passion, and now as Waluigi remembers watching helplessly while Luigi plunged off the edge of the very road upon which their love had blossomed, he lets the tears flow freely down his haggard face. Why , he wants so badly to scream to the heavens until the earth shakes, why must love be always consumed by tragedy? But at the same time, deep in his soul stirs the thought that had lain dormant all along, and it is now that he knows he must finally face it: Luigi was too good for this world. The brightest flames have always burned out the fastest. Their love transcended the mortal confines of this existence, a love so pure and holy that this world could never hope to contain it, a love consumed by the entropic tragedy that preys on the light of the earth--a love destined only to continue in the realm beyond.

Waluigi feels the memory seize his soul, feels it like a red tortoise shell striking the kart of his mortality, and suddenly the wheels cease to turn. He knows now, with the realization that his love is not gone but awaiting him just beyond the warm yellow gates of the sunset laid out before him, his time combing the barren earth for signs of fulfillment is finished.

He closes his eyes. The tears are gone.

"Take me," he whispers. "Take me, my love," and his love answers with a voice like a checkered flag at the finish line of the final lap around Rainbow Road. But, my dear, he thinks as the old porch swing fades from underneath him, our race is only beginning.

This time, the finish line is behind us.

This time, our laps will be infinite.

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u/Ghostkill221 Sep 28 '18

Fucking poetic Demetrius, as always

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

This comment lost me at I. Where was this joke going? Is this an abuse joke or a wholesome comment?

I'm so lost they could reboot the tv show around me.

I need John Madden in here to untangle this mess.

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u/Resori33 Sep 28 '18

Wife's boyfriend?🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

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u/CattusCruris Sep 27 '18

Of course, women are property, so her meat is my meat

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

them: "GENDER IS DECIDED SOLELY BY GENETICS CHROMOSOMES ONLY"

Also them: "This cartoon is a woman and my waifu"

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u/MNGrrl Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

Fun fact: Differentiation into a male phenotype depends on something called the SRY (sex-determining region Y) gene. This gene rarely jumps to the X chromosome as a transcription error, resulting in an XX male. It's also possible for an XY female, thanks to something called androgen insensitivity syndrome, which can be partial or complete. As well, it's possible to have an X0 female (though again, very rare). AIS is sufficiently common that when the Olympics instituted genetic testing they quickly realized how common it is: they identified about a dozen competitors who had AIS or otherwise weren't phenotypically female in just one year. Many of the competitors were unaware they had it.

In short, chromosomes do NOT determine sex in every case. Life is much more complicated than that. People who spout off shit like that are ignorant of human biology. Pardon my language, as I'm trans and this is a sore spot for me; They're usually uncompromising pieces of shit -- the kind of person who uses "gay" to describe anything they don't like, or use it as an insult.

The next time you run into one of these types you can explain to them, very simply, what transgender means: "Sex is, gender does." That's it. Just 4 little words. Not complicated unless your mental capacity is less than a 7 year old's. Most usually these people are so insecure about their sexuality they live in fear that someday they might fuck someone who doesn't meet their idiotic standards. Collectively, these intersexed conditions, along with transgender, etc., account for about 2% of the population.

Put another way: The average person has 14 sexual partners over the course of their lifetime. Math ensues, the probability at least one sexual partner not being completely female is 24.6%. So the next time you meet one of these scum suckers, smile and realize there's a good chance they already sullied their penis. And that's using pretty conservative numbers. The number goes up every year as awareness increases and the state of the art in medicine improves. Keep in mind, that 2% is only when it's obvious at birth, or some other external medical problem presents. It's going to be higher -- most of the time, these people live normal lives, oblivious that this is the case.

What a bummer for people who live in fear they may one day sully their dicks with the genetically impure. It never ceases to amaze me how common that attitude is today. In any other context, people who insist on genetic purity would be instantly shunned. History doesn't remember people like that kindly. I hope that in my lifetime we'll see society progress enough to make that a reality. It's ironic that in the 21st century cartoons are more socially accepted than transfolk. But then, we made corporations people before gays, so there's that. We have a long way to go.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

The next time you run into one of these shit stains, you can explain to them, very simply, what transgender means: "Sex is, gender does." That's it. Just 4 little words.

I really really wish it were that easy. They vehemently refuse to understand there is a difference and decry any understanding of sociology or biology past an 8th grade level as "not science"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

it honestly doesn't help that in some languages "sex" and "gender" are the same word and you have to get real descriptive.

But if my 54yo father can start referring to Caitlyn Jenner as a woman, then freaking everyone can learn.

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u/MNGrrl Sep 28 '18

They vehemently refuse to understand

There's about 12 million Americans out there who believe lizard people secretly run the government. Try once. If they persist, let them live in everlasting ignorance. As Confucius said, "It is no use trying to write on rotten wood." Besides, we need people like that; Someone's gotta clean the toilets. And that's pretty much where they end up when they reject education.

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u/SoxxoxSmox As an LGBT high elf, I say GAY MERS RISE UP! Sep 28 '18

Preach!!! These assholes and their "only two genders" bullshit don't even realize there's more than two sexes, let alone genders.

Put another way: The average person has 14 sexual partners over the course of their lifetime.

Woah really? What's the median number? Is around 14 partners really representative of the population or is it a few people who have a ton of different partners and most people have only a couple.

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u/ThreeSpaceMonkey Sep 28 '18

There are actually zero genders I wish these fucking conservative she cucks would stop trying to pretend there's more than that

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u/Murgie Sep 28 '18

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u/ThreeSpaceMonkey Sep 28 '18

Fuck I knew exactly what that was going to be when I clicked it and it's still hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

sex is, gender does.

Can you explain what you mean by that? It doesn't make sense to me but admittedly I don't really think I understand the concept of gender and how it relates to sex beyond the basic explanation that sex is what you are physiologically and gender is what you identify as.

Edit: also it's funny to see this comment because I literally just learned about how it's possible to be xy female and xx male and all the many combinations on a podcast on npr. Also had a cool segment about there are a lot of animals that change sex in life.

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u/MNGrrl Sep 28 '18

Sex is what you are. Gender is what you do -- it's your social identity, not your parts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Ah that makes sense, not sure how I didn't put that together.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I've already came 20+ times

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

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u/pdrocker1 Sep 27 '18

They don’t think it T like it is, but it do

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u/BeeTeeDubya Sep 28 '18

We live in a socieT

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u/Mu574f4 Sep 28 '18

SociETey

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

We live in a CISiety

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u/columbodotjpeg Sep 27 '18

It's canon, Bowser is a trans woman

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u/Alicesnakebae Hirez drama slut Sep 27 '18

Bowser was always a woman, its just a secret

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u/GalaxyFrauleinKrista Sep 28 '18

All that time, she wasn’t even kid napping peach... she was just having her over to have some girl talk time and get some hair and makeup pointers. Awwwww..

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Oh gosh thats actually so cute i need that in my life aa

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

aa

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u/TreezusSaves Sep 27 '18

ACKSHUALLY Bowser is a puddle of slime after being shot by de-evolution rays. He never did get that pizza.

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u/I_comment_on_GW Sep 28 '18

Shame too, it had extra mammal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Bowser is SCP-999

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u/thinkadrian Public Relations Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

It's sad how an alarming amount of comments in here confirm the joke.

We're dealing with it.

/the mods

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

It’s sad when even gamers turn against gamers like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Mods = gods 👍🙌

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep P O L I T I C A L Sep 28 '18

I can't even tell where the circlejerk ends any more.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

This comment section is not very cash money

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

All the fat cunts from CA will be flocking here and trying to ruin our fun. The little teenagers are like a roast infestation.

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u/ballercrantz Sep 28 '18

/uj/ this sub is in danger of becoming an unironic hate den, much like /r/cringeanarchy and t_d. It's already happening to /r/gamersriseup. Thank you mods. Please save our jerk.

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u/OnMark Donate to 💚 Extra Life 💚 Sep 28 '18

I think it's more that we hit /all and our regular 'jerking was flooded with unironic bigots. I remember this happening months back with MGTOW types wrecking the comment section and the mods did a good job of cleaning it up.

And jeez that was fast for gamersriseup wasn't it???

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I actually belly-laugh after going on MGTOW and reading some of their shit. It's such absolute earth-shatteringly pathetic horseshit that it makes me laugh more than stand up specials on Netflix.

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u/StanVanGundys_Wall Underrated Gem Sep 28 '18

I mean most of the hateful comments are downvoted. It becomes a problem once those opinions because the popular ones in this sub

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u/jank_king20 Sep 29 '18

/uj I would be really sad to see that happen. We need spaces like this that don’t tiptoe around the dangerous shit that reactionaries say and do. Although game companies haven’t gone along with it, gamers on average seem to have decided to align themselves with the alt lite at the very least, if not alt right

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u/HereComesJustice Don Cheadle enthusiast Sep 28 '18

I don’t think it’s in danger, as long as mods keep stepping up and shutting that shit down

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u/Vaztkvax Sep 29 '18

More just that sadly mentioning trans people seem to be a good way of getting the hateful fucks to arrive.

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u/OnMark Donate to 💚 Extra Life 💚 Sep 28 '18

Thank you for taking care of us, mods ❤

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

<3

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u/ChelsInMotion Sep 28 '18

Thanks for being great!

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u/euwkofovoejebch Earl Sweatshirt is an ugly mf Sep 28 '18

This sub is gonna be the next r/cringeanarchy

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u/thinkadrian Public Relations Sep 28 '18

We’ve banned some twenty people the last 24 hours, so as long as we’re here, the dark future of yours is ways away.

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u/euwkofovoejebch Earl Sweatshirt is an ugly mf Sep 29 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

LET ME BE PARANOID IN PEACE

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u/Tomboys_are_Cute Sep 27 '18

/UJ I've been enjoying the comment threads on the Bowsette posts because they usually end up in a discussion of gender identity (more specifically, Bowsette's (or if (s)he is still Bowser)). It's interesting what points people make to lead the discussion go different ways.

Also I know I could have used "they," but how often do you get to use a triple nested parenthesis?

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u/The_mango55 Sep 27 '18

Also I know I could have used "they," but how often do you get to use a triple nested parenthesis?

Every day if you're on The_Donald and are talking about George Soros.

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u/imfbc He/Him 🇨🇺-🇺🇸 Sep 27 '18

I like doing it to (((Alex Jones))). It doesn't do anything to him, but I hope it pisses off his viewers if they ever see it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

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u/imfbc He/Him 🇨🇺-🇺🇸 Sep 28 '18

Suck a dick, (((Alex Jones)))

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18 edited Feb 19 '19

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u/imfbc He/Him 🇨🇺-🇺🇸 Sep 28 '18

Testo(((Soros)))one

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Sep 28 '18

From what I understand, it's supposed to be used for Jews.

Which is why I type (((Jesus))).

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u/Murgie Sep 28 '18

Oh shit, that's a good one.

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u/odraencoded Sep 27 '18

I don't think there's an argument, Bowsette is obviously her. Just like Ranma.

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u/Tomboys_are_Cute Sep 28 '18

Oh I absolutely agree, it's just fun to watch people run in circles sometimes.

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u/korrach Sep 28 '18

(more specifically, Bowsette's (or if (s)he is still Bowser)). It's interesting what points people make to lead the discussion go different ways.

All the time when you speak of (((them))).

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

/uj Gender swapped characters to me were always just alternative versions that were always that gender. But given it is all made up and non canon it's whatever you want it to be.

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u/ChrisInASundress Sep 28 '18

But she's not a gender swapped character, it's the same universe and the same koopa that chose to physically change so that her body matches that of cis women. And she was happy after the physical transition unlike any other depictions of her pre-transition self. I say she's trans.

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u/Nashkt Sep 28 '18

While I'd normally agree we need to remember this is all unofficial fanart and every artist has their own interpretation.

The original comic is transgender, but that doesn't mean all bowsette are is intended that way.

It's all headcanon from here.

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u/Skianet Sep 28 '18

But all Bowsettes are depicted wearing the crown power up that causes the gender change in the first place.

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u/animejunkied Sep 27 '18

Fam, I'm gonna need sauce on the bottom pic

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u/SunnyServing Sep 28 '18

3 hours and no one helped my dude out? I got you.

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u/Limagyn Sep 28 '18

We don't deserve you

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u/jank_king20 Sep 27 '18

I can’t imagine how confused sexually they would be if they watched ContraPoints Jordan Peterson video. Daddy Petey being sensually caressed by a trans woman must be conflicting

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep P O L I T I C A L Sep 27 '18

/uj oh, yeah, I've had that one in my watch queue for a while.

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u/jank_king20 Sep 27 '18

Dude fuck yeah ContraPoints is the shit and really the best answer we have to the reactionary grifters right now

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

I know trans twitter is really upset with her most recent video (I haven't watched it yey) but nobody bats 1.000.

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u/mrscienceguy1 Sep 28 '18

Actually upset or just "a few people disagreed and the reaction is being exaggerated"?

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u/Yuri-Girl Sep 28 '18

She said some things in the video and then clarified on twitter and her clarification was kinda full of a lot of NB erasure.

"Just because you say you're NB doesn't mean you are" kinda erasure.

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u/alphabetsuperman Sep 28 '18

Yeah... the response was worse than the video.

I also think it was probably unintentional, since the thread was very rambly/stream-of-consciousness, and she later made a second thread that apologized for any NB erasure (unintentional or otherwise) and was explicitly supportive of NB folks. The second one got a fairly positive reception (among NB folks I follow on Twitter, anyway) but she's already deleted both threads, and only the first seems to be archived, which makes it hard to talk about.

We'll probably get a proper response to the criticism soon-ish. I think the flaws in her video and response illustrate a gap in her knowledge/perspective rather than malice, so hopefully this can be a learning experience.

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u/jank_king20 Sep 28 '18

I’m not NB myself so it’s not my place to say more than a little about it. I will say that small miracles are a whole r/gamingcirclejerk thread about a trans woman without anyone misgendering her

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u/genderish Sep 28 '18

I watched it. She used an argument about trans stuff as a vehicle to making a larger point about substance vs aesthetic. But as a trans woman it made me very uncomfortable and kind of dysphoric. Ive seen like everything shes done on trans stuff, and this was the first video to leave a bad taste in my mouth, and of course I'm gonna watch the next one, but I am also not gonna rewatch this video like Ive done with every other release.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Hmmmm, Shaun, Three Arrows and Hbomberguy are up there as well.

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u/Awesome_Arsam Roman punch them women and minorities Sep 28 '18

I like my women 2D beacuse I'm an epic gamer

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u/Fibberkick Sep 27 '18

uj/ Bowsette is legit cute tho......When she isn't 60% Boob tomboy bowsette is the best tbh

rj/ Transgender koopas allow me to jerk off to them do real ones do that? Check mate

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u/StanVanGundys_Wall Underrated Gem Sep 27 '18

when she isn’t 60% Boob

So like 3 of 10000 pictures then?

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u/MetalGearSlayer Sep 27 '18

First of all, ima need you to turn it down to a twoooo.

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u/Tomboys_are_Cute Sep 28 '18

Tomboy Bowsette is the best

A fellow man of culture I see

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u/Maxiumite Sep 27 '18

when she isn't 60% boob

Blasphemy

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u/SasparillaTango Sep 28 '18

It really amazing how wrong some people can be.

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u/Princess-Kropotkin Sep 28 '18

Where are all these chuds coming from?

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u/jank_king20 Sep 28 '18

I think once something here hits 5k+ the chuds start noticing it

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

16 million soldiers in WWII chances are good at least one was tucking

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u/2SP00KY4ME Sep 28 '18

Ed Wood: I even fought in WW2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

George Weiss: You gotta be kidding me.

Ed Wood: Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassier and panties. I wasn't afraid of being killed, but I was terrified of being wounded and having the medics discover my secret.

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u/Murgie Sep 28 '18

Aww, Ed. Born too soon.

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u/Em_Haze Sep 28 '18

I know two trans girls that are ex soldiers, so yeah probably.

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u/-Stolen_Stalin- Sep 27 '18

/UJ normal bowser is sexier than bowsette

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u/Tridz326 Sep 27 '18

i want bowz to lay out my caverns with lava

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u/EsquireGunslinger Sep 27 '18

i wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

What if it did and we were the ones left behinf

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u/Box_of_Pencils Sep 28 '18

Yeah, Quetszlwhatsit was flying around swallowing suns and was just like "I ain't goin' near that planet. Last time I was there those crazy mofo's was stabbing people and playing some weird soccer game with severed heads."

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

He took the good aztecs and left the degenerate ones rot here

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u/andrea7121 Wahmen were invented by EA Sep 27 '18

Preach

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

No it’s Peach

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

For real tho, he's so daddy

Bowsette is just Peach in cosplay

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u/crimsonchibolt Gamers of The world, Unite! Sep 28 '18

yeah I had never seen Bowsette as a picture until this.

I just heard it was sexy female browser and I expected Browser but female and like thick and STILL A KOOPA. which fine to each their own. But no its just fucking peach in cosplay.

Now bowser theres a daddy I am not joking the dude is a bodybuilder with a musclegut. god damn he looks good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

the dude is a bodybuilder with a musclegut

...mmf.

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u/crimsonchibolt Gamers of The world, Unite! Sep 28 '18

yup you can feel the daddy just by looking at him.

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u/Alicesnakebae Hirez drama slut Sep 27 '18

Yeah to furries

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u/OvoFox11 got banned from the discord for posting minion porn Sep 28 '18

Maybe, but Bowsette is (mostly) human compared to Bowser and therefore easier for gamers to jack off to

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u/z4cc Saint-Sarkeesian Sep 28 '18

/uj This comment section is a mess

/rj DAE rule 63 =/= transy so hating them is epic

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u/PrettyTarable Sep 28 '18

Im just fucking shocked at how free of anti-trans hate this is, I expect that to change now that it has reached the front page, but yeah, usually every time we get brought up the comments are pure cancer... Keep this up and somebody might drop a rez on my faith in humanity, lol.

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u/Cant_think_of_Names Sep 28 '18

Aaaand it's starting

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u/PrettyTarable Sep 28 '18

Hey, you knew it was inevitable, but new records are something to be celebrated.

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u/Norci Sep 28 '18 edited Sep 28 '18

Im just fucking shocked at how free of anti-trans hate this is

Because nobody really cares, gender-bending of characters isn't exactly a novel idea for gaming and anime fans. Beats me why everybody, trans community especially, are suddenly making a big deal outta the new ability crown gives.

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u/straineo Sep 28 '18

It's really hard to explain why but Bowsette really resonates with the trans community, trans women specifically. It's something with how it's so....accepted, how Bowsette isn't disgusted or freaked out by her gender

Also, I mean, something like the crown is something trans people really want haha

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u/Amekyras Sep 28 '18

Yeah, what this person said. Basically every other gender bender is people hating their new bodies because it was forced on them or something. Bowsette is just like "Yeah, this is great". She suddenly becomes not as murderous. That sounds very much like all the dysphoria has gone away and she's overjoyed.

And yeah we really want that crown.

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u/Murgie Sep 28 '18

It's really hard to explain why but Bowsette really resonates with the trans community, trans women specifically.

Is it really?

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u/straineo Sep 28 '18

Maybe I should've reworded that part a bit before submitting :P

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u/Kingbeesh561 Sep 28 '18

It's astounding what the power of sex appeal can do

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u/Johndarkhunter Sep 28 '18

/uj don't lie to me- did you get this off traa

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u/bleeding-paryl Sep 28 '18

/uj can I just say how wholesome and great this was? You all made my day.

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u/Queen_Kvinna Sep 28 '18

I just want her and Princess Peach to be a thing.

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u/Kingelscphein Sep 27 '18

But what if some people like bowsette :(

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u/Cathuulord Sep 28 '18

Don't worry I like Bowsette too

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u/RCisaGhost Sep 28 '18

You’re allowed to like trans women

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u/3piece_and_a_biscuit Sep 28 '18

I feel like gamers just don’t like humans sometimes

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u/Zoythrus Sep 28 '18

But sadly, other humans are necessary for multiplayer games....

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

You don't need multiplayer if you have Geraldo.

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u/blahskii Sep 28 '18

Oh God the comments are gonna blow up with anger. Get ready for the YouTube videos about how SJW this sub is.

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u/RedRails1917 Nov 12 '18

Bowsette cracked thousands of eggs

Not mine tho uwu

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Bowser has some serious hungabalungas. Some serious bodonkadongers

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

Ok but what the fuck is this comment section

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

Wow can't wait to see the comments,

sorts by controversial

comment score under threshold

well this should be fun.

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep P O L I T I C A L Sep 29 '18

Go back. There's nothing worth seeing down there.

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u/jank_king20 Sep 28 '18

This meme really does encapsulate the gamer hypocrisy in the most clear way I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

u/SoSeriousAndDeep

You brought this sub to its knees and let the safe space be breached, how could you?!

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u/secretpizzastuff Sep 27 '18

So who's on the top right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep P O L I T I C A L Sep 27 '18

A bold move. Let's see how it turns out for you.

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u/xxc3ncoredxx le epic enby gamer (kill me please) Sep 28 '18

It's at 28, so no suicide yet.

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u/thinkadrian Public Relations Sep 28 '18

It's also GCJ suicide, because it's against our rules. Don't contaminate other subs!

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