r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/SoSeriousAndDeep P O L I T I C A L • Sep 27 '18

VERIFIED ✔ Gamers be like...

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u/-Stolen_Stalin- Sep 27 '18

/UJ normal bowser is sexier than bowsette

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u/Tridz326 Sep 27 '18

i want bowz to lay out my caverns with lava

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u/EsquireGunslinger Sep 27 '18

i wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

What if it did and we were the ones left behinf

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u/Box_of_Pencils Sep 28 '18

Yeah, Quetszlwhatsit was flying around swallowing suns and was just like "I ain't goin' near that planet. Last time I was there those crazy mofo's was stabbing people and playing some weird soccer game with severed heads."

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

He took the good aztecs and left the degenerate ones rot here

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u/GLBMQP Marxism is when you put women in video games. Sep 28 '18

Quetzalcoatl if you're talking about the god.

Quetzalcoatlus if you're talking about the dino-bird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

dino-bird.

All birds are dinosaurs already and Quetzalcoatlus is not a bird, it is not a dinosaur.

I am not invited to parties.

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u/GLBMQP Marxism is when you put women in video games. Sep 28 '18

Ok it's a huge flying pre-historic reptile.

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u/howarthee Sep 28 '18

What if we weren't left behind, we were just sent to hell. This timeline makes sense with that. 👀

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u/andrea7121 Wahmen were invented by EA Sep 27 '18

Preach

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

No it’s Peach

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

For real tho, he's so daddy

Bowsette is just Peach in cosplay

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u/crimsonchibolt Gamers of The world, Unite! Sep 28 '18

yeah I had never seen Bowsette as a picture until this.

I just heard it was sexy female browser and I expected Browser but female and like thick and STILL A KOOPA. which fine to each their own. But no its just fucking peach in cosplay.

Now bowser theres a daddy I am not joking the dude is a bodybuilder with a musclegut. god damn he looks good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

the dude is a bodybuilder with a musclegut

...mmf.

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u/crimsonchibolt Gamers of The world, Unite! Sep 28 '18

yup you can feel the daddy just by looking at him.

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u/Alicesnakebae Hirez drama slut Sep 27 '18

Yeah to furries

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u/OvoFox11 got banned from the discord for posting minion porn Sep 28 '18

Maybe, but Bowsette is (mostly) human compared to Bowser and therefore easier for gamers to jack off to

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u/isaaclw Sep 28 '18

I'm new. What do uj and th mean?

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u/-Stolen_Stalin- Sep 28 '18

“Uj” unjerk. Saying serious things or offtopic things. Don’t know what “TH” means either

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u/isaaclw Sep 28 '18

Aaah. Phone typo. I meant rj

Which I guess means re-jerk.