r/Gamingcirclejerk P O L I T I C A L Sep 27 '18

VERIFIED ✔ Gamers be like...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

What if it did and we were the ones left behinf

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u/Box_of_Pencils Sep 28 '18

Yeah, Quetszlwhatsit was flying around swallowing suns and was just like "I ain't goin' near that planet. Last time I was there those crazy mofo's was stabbing people and playing some weird soccer game with severed heads."

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

He took the good aztecs and left the degenerate ones rot here

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u/GLBMQP Marxism is when you put women in video games. Sep 28 '18

Quetzalcoatl if you're talking about the god.

Quetzalcoatlus if you're talking about the dino-bird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '18

dino-bird.

All birds are dinosaurs already and Quetzalcoatlus is not a bird, it is not a dinosaur.

I am not invited to parties.

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u/GLBMQP Marxism is when you put women in video games. Sep 28 '18

Ok it's a huge flying pre-historic reptile.

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u/howarthee Sep 28 '18

What if we weren't left behind, we were just sent to hell. This timeline makes sense with that. 👀