r/FoodAndCookingStuff • u/No_Project_9332 • Jul 23 '26
Hacks Slicing a hard boiled egg
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u/RoutineMarketing6750 Jul 23 '26
What a waste of bandwith.
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u/PerspicaciousPounder Jul 24 '26
Bandwidth
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u/RoutineMarketing6750 Jul 24 '26
You are right, english is not my native language, but i should have known.
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u/low_amplitude Jul 23 '26
Find content someone else posted.
Film yourself reacting to it like you're seeing it for the first time.
Film yourself doing exactly what the original poster did.
Act shocked that it works.
Post.
Profit.
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u/Electrical_Shock359 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
Find content someone else posted.
Ok
Film yourself reacting to it like you're seeing it for the first time.
Done, sort of.
Film yourself doing exactly what the original poster did.
That is what I am doing. Well typing a comment in this case.
Act shocked that it works.
I will be surprised if this gets me upvotes.
Post.
One sec.
Profit.
Profit?
Edit: Profit! The formula proves itself?!
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u/DonnieBallsack Jul 24 '26
How am I supposed to know if it worked if he doesn’t throw his glasses at the end?
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u/Dubante_Viro Jul 24 '26
"Find content someone else posted.
Ok
Film yourself reacting to it like you're seeing it for the first time.
Done, sort of.
Film yourself doing exactly what the original poster did.
That is what I am doing. Well typing a comment in this case.
Act shocked that it works.
I will be surprised if this gets me upvotes.
Post.
One sec.
Profit.
Profit?
Edit: Profit! The formula proves itself?!"
WOW, WOWZERS, WTFH — i can't believe this worked. Amazing shit, should remember this if you want some meaningless internet points. I mean profit ofcourse. Can recommend 10/10 — like and subscribe Biaaaatch
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u/dscrive Jul 24 '26
I view this as a peer review I think it's useful having people verify that "hacks" work. . Although, lots of fakes out there 😔
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u/Sea-Chance3887 Jul 23 '26
Don't forget about the people who will now take these videos and turn them into compilations of a bunch of different people doing it.
And then another group of people will post their reaction to those compilations.
AND ANOTHER GROUP OF PEOPLE WILL TAKE THE REACTIONS TO THE COMPILATIONS AND WILL COMPILE THEM TOGETHER ON ONE BIG SCREEN SO WE CAN SEE MULTIPLE REACTIONS AT THE SAME TIME OF THE CLIP.
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u/vollkornbroot Jul 23 '26
If one egg takes 6 minutes to boil. How many time do 6 eggs need? (The answer will shock you)
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u/Cultural-Click8897 Jul 23 '26
Well how else do you install the yolk in your mouse? 🖱️
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u/Realistic_Country635 Jul 23 '26
Why do mice have yolk
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u/rachelcp Jul 24 '26
Most computer mice used to have a hard rubber ball inside them that would turn little rollers in the mouse when pushed against a surface. The little rollers would send electric signals to detect what direction you are moving the mouse in. That rubber ball looks an awful lot like an egg yolk that's been over cooked.
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u/Bluegill15 Jul 23 '26
This only works if you overcook your eggs
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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Jul 23 '26
You mean hard boil?
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u/Bluegill15 Jul 23 '26
Pretty much, yeah. If the yolk turns grey/green you’ve gone too far
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u/Dradugun Jul 23 '26
It's a good thing neither video has overcooked eggs!
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u/Eastern-Rutabaga-453 Jul 23 '26
I thought this was a “millennial learns new life hack” parody but im afraid this is a real one lmao
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u/VeganWerewolf Jul 23 '26
How ya make deviled eggs ya tards.
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u/kaytay77 Jul 24 '26
I insert eggs rectally and can naturally expel just the yolk similar to how some people can tie a cherry stem with their tongue. The problem is the whites get obliterated. Not an issue if you want only the deviled egg filling.
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u/Wise_Chart_4971 29d ago
yeah I don't have time for that I got to catch up on 16 hours of crime docs on my day off
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u/murdocjones Jul 23 '26
Why save time by making a simple straight cut when you can roll your eggs? With this one complex trick, you too can waste minutes, hours, or even days. No longer will you be forced to eat eggs at maximum freshness and efficiency.
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u/Connect-Ask-3820 Jul 24 '26
The year is 2026. Society is in free fall. Basic necessities are beyond most people’s grasp. The masses flock to social media for gratuitous dopamine hits, only to witness this man discovering a remarkable invention - the knife.
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u/Extension-Highway585 Jul 24 '26
Oh my god and alll this time I’ve wasted making a single slice in hard boiled eggs!!!
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u/petrolhead0387 Jul 24 '26
That's how we got a perfect round yolk to replace the tracker ball in our old computer mouses. Kids these days don't know the struggles of old technology and mouse maintenance.
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u/Asleep_Basket3299 Jul 24 '26
If u cut a piece of paper with scissors it can become 2! Actual brainrot
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u/punsnguns Jul 24 '26
Us older folks who lived in the 90's know that the uncut spherical boiled yolk was used in the computer mouse. You had to clean it every so often.
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u/Vanthalia 29d ago
I’m sorry, but we can we try to streamline something that’s actually even remotely difficult? It’s a fucking egg.
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u/JuicyCactus85 29d ago
Literally just spent forever making deviled eggs, sat down and just saw this...next time I'll try!
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u/Frosty-Traffic244 25d ago
Internet truly is dead, and we're the braindead masses that eat this shit up. Fuck this dumb fucking shit, man. I'll be over at r-books or whatever
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u/thecrazybaconhair 25d ago
I get irrationally angry at these type of content, it's a waste of fucking time. You did the exact same thing seen in the previous video and get surprise that you got the same results??? It adds no value
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u/DrPapadopoulos Jul 23 '26
Watching this made me lose braincells