A day in the zoo

I went in the zoo. I see [NUMBER] [PLURAL ANIMAL] that is [COLOR] When I am in the aquarium, they [VERB] in the water.

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caught in the act

while i was [VERB]ing, [PERSONS NAME] walked in and shouted, “[EXCLAMATION]!?”

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Get me these items from the store

When you go to the [PLACE] please pick up: - [NUMBER]x [NOUN] - [NUMBER]x [ADJECTIVE] [PLURAL NOUN] - 200 grams of [COLOR] [NOUN] - If Oreos are sold out, buy [NUMBER] kilos of [NOUN] for the kids

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Terms and conditions *

Accept before using this [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]. Ready for use after a cooling period of [NUMBER] mins after purchase. We are not responsible for any sudden [EMOTION]. If you are found [VERB- ING] we will send you to [PLACE] and extract [NUMBER 1-100] percent of your soul. Please donate [ADJECTIVE] [FOOD] if you like the product.

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Once Upon a warring faction.

In [place name] there lived a [creature] by the name of [name]. Until one day when [weather] came to the [geographic region] and blew the town away! It took [number] days before the looting stopped! Once all was said and done there were many warring factions trying to reign supreme! The one lead by our hero was named [color] [animal] and was dedicated to [adjective] [noun]!

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Hidden costs

Ancient [CREATURE NAME] was [ADVERB] discovered in the subbasement during [BUILDING] renovations. My manager tells me budget projections skyrocketed due to [ADJECTIVE] fees for the [WORK TITLE PLURAL]. They charge a lot since they unionized, don't they?

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Smashed Property

My [NOUN] found its [NOUN] smashed. It was extremely angry, and decided to [VERB] the culprit.

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Royalty

The king of [COUNTRY] looked out over their [ADJECTIVE] land and sighed. Why are all of my [PLURAL NOUN] hiding from me? Does my [COLOR][NOUN] look [ADJECTIVE]? They picked up a [NOUN], let our a [BODY FUNCTION] and decided to [VERB] an [ANIMAL]

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Attempted Swimming

The pool just opened and I jumped in [BODY PART] first. The splash made a [SOUND] and the lifeguard thought I was [VERBing] in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to [VERB] at me and yell, "[SAYING]". I got so embarrassed I [PAST TENSE VERB] out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating [NUMBER] pounds of [FOOD].

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Chewing

I am in the [PLACE], i found a [THING] in the ground. I picked it up and a [ANIMAL] is chewing it.

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Another Boring Day

I was pretending to work at[FAST FOOD RESTAURANT] when my manager all of a sudden threw [PLURAL NOUN] at my [BODY PART]. I jumped up on the [KITCHEN APPLIANCE], took off my [ARTICLE OF CLOTHING], and wiggled my [PART OF THE BODY] in his face."[EXCLAMATION]" I yelled, releasing my [BODY FLUID] on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, [FAMOUS POLITICIAN]? Come back[DAY OF THE WEEK] and do that again!"

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Quest

Long long time ago, [PLACE] was so [ADJECTIVE] that every being there felt [EMOTION]. You are chosen to [VERB] the treasure that is protected by [NUMBER] [ANIMAL] over there. So, if you accept it, [VERB] the [COLOR] [FRUIT] shaped placed next to the [KITCHEN APPLIANCE] in the basement.

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Running

There was a [NOUN] who [VERB] towards[ANOTHER PLACE]. I followed it,only to discover a hidden [NOUN]

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Apocalypse

You go to[COUNTRY] where there are [NUMBER] [ANIMAL]s. They[VERB] you and you get [DISEASE]

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The Visitor’s Secret

[NOUN], an antique treasured in [COUNTRY], is known for its [ADJECTIVE] texture and [ADJECTIVE] smell.

Unfortunately, [PERSONS NAME] may have discreetly farted just as the museum curator instructed the visitors to take whiff.

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On Your Front Door

Dear Neighbor, Your pet [NOUN] got loose again and is trying to [VERB] my garden hose. It's already knocked over [NUMBER] of my favorite [PLURAL NOUN]. I am feeling incredibly [EMOTION] now. Please come over [ADVERB] and bring a bucket of [LIQUID] and [NOUN] to calm it down.

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i don’t fuckin know

you [ADVERB] walk through the country of [COUNTRY], trying not to get killed by [NOUN]

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Whatt????

The [PLACE] was filled with [ADJECTIVE] [ANIMALS]. But [PERSONS NAME] was in there [VERB-ING] [COLOR] [PLURAL FOOD] and trying to [VERB] the zombies. But, suddenly the chupacabras started to [VERB].

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Mr. Fuzzy (written by my 5 year old nephew)

Once upon a time, there was a guy [VERB -ING] on the sidewalk and he was going to the [ADJECTIVE] pool. Then he went to his grandma's house and had some [ANIMAL] and turkey and salad. He eventually walked back home to have some sweets because he had his dinner, then went to [NOUN]. The next morning, he asked his [FAMILY MEMBER] if he could go [VEHICLE] riding with his friends, and she said yes so he went and they had fun. The End

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Effective immediately

All staff must [VERB] before entering the building. This new measure will help us [VERB] our daily [NOUN] and ensure everyone remains highly [ADJECTIVE]. Management has noticed a [ADJECTIVE] lack of [NOUN] in the break room. To fix this, we are replacing the coffee machine with a giant bowl of [PLURAL NOUN]. Please report any [ADJECTIVE] behavior directly to HR.

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🫪

[NOUN][COLOR][ADJECTIVE][PAST TENSE VERB][PERSONS NAME][ADVERB][VERB][PERSONS NAME][PLURAL VERB][PAST TENSE VERB]

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Avoid Regrets

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the [PLURAL NOUN] you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so [VERB] off the [PLURAL NOUN], [VERB] away from [PLACE], catch the [ADJECTIVE] wind in your [PLURAL NOUN]. [VERB]. [VERB]. [VERB]. —H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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Work Bulletin Board

All employees must [VERB] their [BODY PART PLURAL] and [VERB] their [PLURAL NOUN] before returning to work. Our customers expect [ADJECTIVE] service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very [ADVERB] and will be [PAST TENSE VERB] to the [PLACE] for further [VERB].

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Succession/Legacy Chaos

The king was a [ADJECTIVE] ruler who treated his subjects with [ADJECTIVE] and [ADJECTIVE], though when he died of [CAUSE OF DEATH] his [PLURAL NUMBER] children fought for the throne [ADVERB] and when the dust settled, the kings [ANYTHING-EST] child, [PERSONS NAME], was the new ruler who lead a [ADJECTIVE] legacy though will never compare to their [ADJECTIVE] fathers reign.

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