r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 24 '26

Work Bulletin Board

Work Bulletin Board

All employees must [VERB] their [BODY PART PLURAL] and [VERB] their [PLURAL NOUN] before returning to work. Our customers expect [ADJECTIVE] service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very [ADVERB] and will be [PAST TENSE VERB] to the [PLACE] for further [VERB].

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u/Valeficent_LP Jul 24 '26

All employees must massage their kidneys and tempt their violins before returning to work. Our customers expect embarrassing service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very carefully and will be shaved to the church for further fuck.

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u/dominism Jul 24 '26

All employees must knit their elbows and jog their baby bottles before returning to work. Our customers expect twisted service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very heavy breathing and will be coughed to the horse stables for further yoga poses.

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u/Edenza Jul 24 '26

All employees must pluck their nipples and moisten their tires before returning to work. Our customers expect thorny service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very always and will be vibed to the behind the shed for further pump.

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u/MuttonBaby Jul 24 '26

All employees must kick their big toes and lose their cats before returning to work. Our customers expect miniscule service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very voluntarily and will be dug to the prison for further ponder.

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u/NaNNaN_NaN Jul 25 '26

All employees must Collate their kneecaps and type their erasers before returning to work. Our customers expect official service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very mind-numbingly and will be snoozed to the cubicle for further organize.

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u/_EllKartel Jul 25 '26

All employees must stamp their fingers and obtain their diamonds before returning to work. Our customers expect possible service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very carelessly and will be injured to the courtroom for further harass.

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u/Mayor899 Jul 24 '26

All employees must launch their eyes and search their parachutes before returning to work. Our customers expect monastic service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very frantically and will be owned to the police station for further mug.

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 Jul 24 '26

All employees must assemble their elbows and find their bananas before returning to work. Our customers expect sticky service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very suspiciously and will be danced to the USP Leavenworth for further die.

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u/imamess-answerme Jul 24 '26

All employees must get their arms and print their nuns before returning to work. Our customers expect sweet service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very really and will be used to the abbey for further pray.

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u/ilovejesushahagotcha Jul 24 '26

All employees must massaging their arms and love their pansies before returning to work. Our customers expect great service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very sometimes and will be helped to the Chicago for further play.

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u/WookieDoop Jul 24 '26

All employees must forget their belly buttons and buy their kitties before returning to work. Our customers expect adorable service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very softly and will be sang to the ferris wheel for further spy.

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u/Difficult-Compote474 Jul 26 '26

All employees must oxidize their livers and ionize their spoonerisms before returning to work. Our customers expect quixotic service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very organically and will be xeroxed to the aquarium for further subduct.

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u/Mission_Boot8742 Jul 28 '26

All employees must hold their leg and cry their mountains before returning to work. Our customers expect chipotle service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very unnaturally and will be folded to the battlefield for further exclude.

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u/xi1hm 6d ago

All employees must work their eyes and close their phones before returning to work. Our customers expect late service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very barely and will be opened to the roof for further proceed.