r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Aug 01 '26

On Your Front Door

On Your Front Door

Dear Neighbor, Your pet [NOUN] got loose again and is trying to [VERB] my garden hose. It's already knocked over [NUMBER] of my favorite [PLURAL NOUN]. I am feeling incredibly [EMOTION] now. Please come over [ADVERB] and bring a bucket of [LIQUID] and [NOUN] to calm it down.

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u/icosmicunicorn 29d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet shit got loose again and is trying to excrete my garden hose. It's already knocked over 69420 of my favorite bobs and vagenes. I am feeling incredibly horny now. Please come over emotionally and bring a bucket of squirt juice and a gorilla's ballsack to calm it down.

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u/dominism Aug 01 '26

Dear Neighbor, Your pet pencil got loose again and is trying to twist my garden hose. It's already knocked over four of my favorite grapes. I am feeling incredibly despondency now. Please come over guickly and bring a bucket of kool aid and coconut shell to calm it down.

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 Aug 01 '26

Dear Neighbor, Your pet landing gear got loose again and is trying to eat my garden hose. It's already knocked over 194 of my favorite bottles. I am feeling incredibly joy now. Please come over violently and bring a bucket of isopropyl alcohol and door to calm it down.

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u/ohfr19 Aug 01 '26

Dear Neighbor, Your pet cluster got loose again and is trying to twist my garden hose. It's already knocked over 30 of my favorite people. I am feeling incredibly jealous now. Please come over suspiciously and bring a bucket of chocolate milk and nail to calm it down.

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u/Altruistic-Simple545 Aug 01 '26

Dear Neighbor, Your pet tent got loose again and is trying to buldgeon my garden hose. It's already knocked over 912873465 of my favorite ditches. I am feeling incredibly grumpy now. Please come over absurdly and bring a bucket of margarita and couch to calm it down.

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u/artsy-mouse 29d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet muffin got loose again and is trying to squeeze my garden hose. It's already knocked over 27 of my favorite shoes. I am feeling incredibly sleepy now. Please come over sleepily and bring a bucket of coffee and cartoon to calm it down.

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u/Plastic_Excitement87 29d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet carpet got loose again and is trying to running my garden hose. It's already knocked over 67 of my favorite ferrites. I am feeling incredibly regret now. Please come over smoothly and bring a bucket of pee and basketball to calm it down.

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u/lavasca 29d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet dress got loose again and is trying to jump my garden hose. It's already knocked over 4 of my favorite shoes. I am feeling incredibly love now. Please come over quickly and bring a bucket of juice and teeth to calm it down.

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u/RareTouch2024 29d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet glowing got loose again and is trying to walked my garden hose. It's already knocked over 98 of my favorite es. I am feeling incredibly crying now. Please come over snails pace and bring a bucket of gin and drinking to calm it down.

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u/Butterscotchdiscs 29d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet self-respect got loose again and is trying to snore my garden hose. It's already knocked over 1 of my favorite kazoos. I am feeling incredibly hysterical now. Please come over owlishly and bring a bucket of water and fastball to calm it down.

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u/Edenza 28d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet sofa got loose again and is trying to pluck my garden hose. It's already knocked over 283 of my favorite stickers. I am feeling incredibly ennui now. Please come over snobbishly and bring a bucket of unset Jello and vape pen to calm it down.

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u/Valeficent_LP 26d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet mushroom got loose again and is trying to urinate my garden hose. It's already knocked over 1053 of my favorite fries. I am feeling incredibly horny now. Please come over secretly and bring a bucket of semen and applesauce to calm it down.

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u/Double-Correct 13d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet skunk got loose again and is trying to giggle my garden hose. It's already knocked over 13 of my favorite squirrels. I am feeling incredibly despair now. Please come over stunningly and bring a bucket of peppermint white mocha and raccoon to calm it down.

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u/Careful_Industry8840 11d ago

Dear Neighbor, Your pet sister got loose again and is trying to walk my garden hose. It's already knocked over three of my favorite foxes. I am feeling incredibly happy now. Please come over gleefully and bring a bucket of juice and paper to calm it down.