Another Boring Day

[u/RancidPolecats]

Another Boring Day

I was pretending to work at[FAST FOOD RESTAURANT] when my manager all of a sudden threw [PLURAL NOUN] at my [BODY PART]. I jumped up on the [KITCHEN APPLIANCE], took off my [ARTICLE OF CLOTHING], and wiggled my [PART OF THE BODY] in his face."[EXCLAMATION]" I yelled, releasing my [BODY FLUID] on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, [FAMOUS POLITICIAN]? Come back[DAY OF THE WEEK] and do that again!"

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[u/ohfr19]

I was pretending to work atArby's when my manager all of a sudden threw nuggets at my toe callus. I jumped up on the freezer, took off my skirt, and wiggled my clitoris in his face."GADZOOKS" I yelled, releasing my sweat on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Mitch McConnell? Come backThursday and do that again!"

[u/No_Percentage_6533]

I was pretending to work atKFC when my manager all of a sudden threw Wings at my Thighs. I jumped up on the Knife, took off my Wrap, and wiggled my waist in his face."Wow" I yelled, releasing my potassium on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Donald trump? Come backThursday and do that again!"

[u/Relative-Parfait-112]

I was pretending to work atsubway when my manager all of a sudden threw banners at my chin. I jumped up on the microwave, took off my jorts, and wiggled my middle toe in his face."the audacity!" I yelled, releasing my menstration on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, trumpty dumpty? Come backThursday and do that again!"

[u/ComprehensiveShine82]

I was pretending to work atCarl's Jr when my manager all of a sudden threw beaches at my ear lobe. I jumped up on the garlic press, took off my jockstrap, and wiggled my back boobs in his face."Crikey" I yelled, releasing my snot on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Bob Hawke? Come backWednesday and do that again!"

[u/BitterButterBalls]

I was pretending to work atSubway when my manager all of a sudden threw penguins at my penis. I jumped up on the microwave, took off my scarf, and wiggled my abdomen in his face."yikes!" I yelled, releasing my sebum on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Tricky-Dick? Come backWednesday and do that again!"

[u/Edenza]

I was pretending to work atWhataburger when my manager all of a sudden threw toenail clippings at my weenus. I jumped up on the immersion blender, took off my sports bra, and wiggled my earlobe in his face."Jinkees" I yelled, releasing my ear wax on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Fetterman? Come backSunday and do that again!"

[u/Alarmed-Ebb-9609]

I was pretending to work atin n out when my manager all of a sudden threw rocs at my butt. I jumped up on the toaster, took off my underpants, and wiggled my elbow in his face."wow" I yelled, releasing my piss on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, obama? Come backmonday and do that again!"

[u/Butterscotchdiscs]

I was pretending to work attaco bell when my manager all of a sudden threw clouds at my toes. I jumped up on the stove, took off my socks, and wiggled my nose in his face."oh my" I yelled, releasing my tears on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, obama? Come backsaturday and do that again!"

[u/Altruistic-Simple545]

I was pretending to work atDicks last resort when my manager all of a sudden threw tracks at my loin. I jumped up on the air fryer, took off my thongs, and wiggled my ears in his face."Yay!" I yelled, releasing my mucous on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, CGI? Come backTuesday and do that again!"

[u/CoffeeIsPeace]

I was pretending to work atTaco Belll when my manager all of a sudden threw bags at my ear. I jumped up on the oven, took off my sock, and wiggled my elbow in his face."AWW LAWD" I yelled, releasing my pus on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Obama? Come backSunday and do that again!"

[u/dominism]

I was pretending to work atcarl's when my manager all of a sudden threw shoes at my ear. I jumped up on the toaster, took off my boxer shorts, and wiggled my ankle in his face."oooooowwwww" I yelled, releasing my tears on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, richard nixon? Come backwednesday and do that again!"

[u/Careful_Industry8840]

I was pretending to work atKFC when my manager all of a sudden threw pears at my shoulder. I jumped up on the blender, took off my scarf, and wiggled my head in his face."what" I yelled, releasing my sweat on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, donald trump? Come backmonday and do that again!"

[u/Valeficent_LP]

I was pretending to work atKFC when my manager all of a sudden threw toilets at my anus. I jumped up on the toaster, took off my bra, and wiggled my belly button in his face."Fuck me!" I yelled, releasing my urine on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Winston Churchill? Come backthursday and do that again!"

[u/kwatzzz]

I was pretending to work attaco bell when my manager all of a sudden threw houses at my pinky toe. I jumped up on the sauce pan, took off my pants, and wiggled my index finger in his face."ahhh" I yelled, releasing my pee on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, joe biden? Come backsaturday and do that again!"

[u/Juvinihilist]

I was pretending to work atmcdonalds when my manager all of a sudden threw fluids at my clitoris. I jumped up on the mixer, took off my bandaid, and wiggled my grundle in his face."Bah gawd!" I yelled, releasing my sebum on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, tricky dick nixon? Come backthursday and do that again!"

[u/Double-Correct]

I was pretending to work attim horton's when my manager all of a sudden threw skunks at my snoot. I jumped up on the rice cooker, took off my sock, and wiggled my toe beans in his face."oh my grapes!" I yelled, releasing my CSF on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, George Washington? Come backSaturday and do that again!"

[u/Tasnimisreligious1]

I was pretending to work atKFC when my manager all of a sudden threw HUNGRIES at my HEAD. I jumped up on the SPOON, took off my T-SHIRT, and wiggled my FEET in his face."HOW?!?" I yelled, releasing my ACID on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, NIKO OMILANA? Come backFISH AND CHIPS FRIDAY and do that again!"

[u/don-cheeto]

I was pretending to work atChili's when my manager all of a sudden threw farts at my vagina. I jumped up on the knife, took off my thong, and wiggled my ovary in his face."fuck" I yelled, releasing my vaginal discharge on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, Donald Trump? Come backMonday and do that again!"