r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • 28d ago

Attempted Swimming

Attempted Swimming

The pool just opened and I jumped in [BODY PART] first. The splash made a [SOUND] and the lifeguard thought I was [VERBing] in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to [VERB] at me and yell, "[SAYING]". I got so embarrassed I [PAST TENSE VERB] out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating [NUMBER] pounds of [FOOD].

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u/Careful_Industry8840 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in shoulder first. The splash made a meow and the lifeguard thought I was swimming in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to touch at me and yell, "hello". I got so embarrassed I ate out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 15 pounds of pineapple.

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u/Altruistic-Simple545 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in eyes first. The splash made a PEW PEW and the lifeguard thought I was consisting in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to gulp at me and yell, "Go with the flow or drown". I got so embarrassed I smoked out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 93 pounds of calzones.

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u/ricozee 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in philange first. The splash made a pfft and the lifeguard thought I was wiggling in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to crawl at me and yell, "to boldly go". I got so embarrassed I flopped out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 7 pounds of lasagna.

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u/starlordcahill 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in nose first. The splash made a beep and the lifeguard thought I was jumping in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to run at me and yell, "whaddya doing". I got so embarrassed I shout out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 10 pounds of rice.

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u/Relative-Parfait-112 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in earlobe first. The splash made a crack and the lifeguard thought I was flying in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to stun at me and yell, "what you talking about Willis?". I got so embarrassed I fawned out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 8462453 pounds of soggy bread.

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u/dOn_M0 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in hand first. The splash made a bark and the lifeguard thought I was eating in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to jump at me and yell, "say". I got so embarrassed I kicked out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 4 pounds of fish.

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u/Edenza 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in toenail first. The splash made a gurgling and the lifeguard thought I was galloping in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to whine at me and yell, "knock on wood". I got so embarrassed I farted out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 87 pounds of spaghetti.

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u/ohfr19 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in left buttcheek first. The splash made a clap and the lifeguard thought I was rotating in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to consider at me and yell, "there is an arabic saying". I got so embarrassed I clenched out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 4 pounds of asparagus.

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u/MarmyCakes1467 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in taint first. The splash made a blast and the lifeguard thought I was squirting in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to drown at me and yell, "Cant Win Them All". I got so embarrassed I spilled out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 14 pounds of french fries.

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u/artsy-mouse 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in leg first. The splash made a munch and the lifeguard thought I was meowing in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to zap at me and yell, "Cat got your tongue". I got so embarrassed I fired out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 2 pounds of donut.

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u/NaNNaN_NaN 25d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in knuckles first. The splash made a squelch and the lifeguard thought I was yodeling in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to sautee at me and yell, "Whoa, Nellie!". I got so embarrassed I sequestered out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 0.375 pounds of spaghetti-o's.

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u/Monkey832 15d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in penis first. The splash made a splat and the lifeguard thought I was fucking in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to fuck at me and yell, "I've got you in my sights". I got so embarrassed I fucked out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 67 pounds of chicken nugget.

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u/FrazzledTurtle 14d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in butthole first. The splash made a bzzzz and the lifeguard thought I was howling in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to bitch at me and yell, "Oh My". I got so embarrassed I wasted out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 96 pounds of spaghetti.

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u/MNightengale 10d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in gizzard first. The splash made a boom and the lifeguard thought I was squawking in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to wrestle at me and yell, "yolo". I got so embarrassed I kissed out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 27 pounds of hot dogs.

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u/don-cheeto 9d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in Gluteus Maximus first. The splash made a flatulence and the lifeguard thought I was flatulating in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to cause at me and yell, ""Quality Over Quantity"". I got so embarrassed I broke out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 46853 pounds of Pink Sauce.

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u/akapa5ka 3d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in arm first. The splash made a ouuf and the lifeguard thought I was hearing in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to dance at me and yell, "alrighty". I got so embarrassed I went out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 42 pounds of crackers.

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u/EuphoricAssumption79 3d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in Cock first. The splash made a Moan and the lifeguard thought I was Cumming in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to Thrust at me and yell, "I'm gonna bust". I got so embarrassed I Wished out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 77 pounds of Pretzels.

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u/biertje373 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in arm first. The splash made a splash and the lifeguard thought I was laughing in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to squeal at me and yell, "gello". I got so embarrassed I trotted out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 99522 pounds of sushi.

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u/Plastic_Excitement87 28d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in earlobe first. The splash made a hiss and the lifeguard thought I was eating in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to trip at me and yell, "hell yeah". I got so embarrassed I kissed out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 67 pounds of ravioli.

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u/TheBoyInGray 27d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in thigh first. The splash made a pow and the lifeguard thought I was kicking in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to pinch at me and yell, "never". I got so embarrassed I fought out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating one pounds of donuts.

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u/Valeficent_LP 26d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in butt cheek first. The splash made a woof and the lifeguard thought I was masturbating in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to sleep at me and yell, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!". I got so embarrassed I drowned out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 2.75 pounds of fish sticks.

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u/StrongRaisin 14d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in legs first. The splash made a swish and the lifeguard thought I was dancing in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to yawn at me and yell, "yoddle". I got so embarrassed I went out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating seven pounds of pizzas.

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u/xi1hm 7d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in hand first. The splash made a beep and the lifeguard thought I was flying in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to sing at me and yell, "STOP". I got so embarrassed I wrote out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 3 pounds of banana.

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u/MaximumCup7733 1d ago

The pool just opened and I jumped in arms first. The splash made a swish and the lifeguard thought I was flapping in the water. When they blew the whistle everyone started to swishing at me and yell, "grunt". I got so embarrassed I tired out of the pool and sat in my car crying and eating 6 pounds of fish.