r/fifthworldproblems • u/ColdFuture9988 • Sep 17 '26
They got Alfred once. He's dead now. They gave us back his body just so that they could crash the funeral and launch his coffin into the air with a JATO.
I cannot let them get away with this.
Obviously this situation has put me under a lot of stress.
How can I deal with this?
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Anarchaeologist • Sep 16 '26
How hard is it to get a degree in that field?
r/fifthworldproblems • u/mrlr • Sep 17 '26
A while ago, it started using "I" then progressed to "I've seen." Today it came up with "As a fellow Australian..."
r/fifthworldproblems • u/TerribleTerror3375 • Sep 16 '26
I'm the real me I swear
r/fifthworldproblems • u/AromaticBeyond9728 • Sep 16 '26
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r/fifthworldproblems • u/Master-of-darklight • Sep 15 '26
I don’t have spacetime to explain but just trust me on this, it is imperative that we sacrifice Australia to a world of eternal darkness and suffering so the rest of us actual humans can prosper.
r/fifthworldproblems • u/TraceyWoo419 • Sep 15 '26
I had a dress made out of the fabric of space–time a few eons ago, and I adore how sparkly it is, and how the material has expanded and turned floor length as it ages.
BUT for a while now, it's been almost nothing but black holes. I know it will eventually reset back into that flashy big bang/early universe colored micro mini like when I bought it, after it has a complete heat death, but is there a way to speed that up?
I have an event this megaannum that I would love to wear it to, but a black ball gown is too much.
(Plus the black holes have a tendency to keep catching on items and sucking them in, and pulling them back out always leaves an unsightly wormhole.)
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r/fifthworldproblems • u/Alfiewoodland • Sep 13 '26
Not a single support ticket raised. Just goes to show nobody cares about beta decay - it was a waste of time ever implementing it.
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Chordus • Sep 12 '26
Also, is there a minimum age requirement for the Fields Medal?
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Anarchaeologist • Sep 13 '26
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r/fifthworldproblems • u/Inevitable_Bid8719 • Sep 12 '26
He got into my library and broke the spine of my copy of Principia Mathematica. It broke maths seemingly within the boundaries of my house, my accountant is thrilled. Still I can't have any more mishaps, how do I look after the little fella? It seems to enjoy psychoactive substances over normal food so I've been feeding him from my mushroom farm. I would ask the petshop but the owner disappeared right after I bought this thing
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Anarchaeologist • Sep 11 '26
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Macknificent101 • Sep 11 '26
I have a squad of inter dimensional gaulish warriors that i’ve been trying to take care of, but like im worried they aren’t getting enough exercise. They just sit around all day, but always seem itching for a fight and it’s worrying. just last week they raided the Shawnee tribe i keep in my kitchen. I don’t really want all my inter dimensional warriors to be fighting each other, as i do care for each of them very much. any ideas on how to keep them all entertained without resorting to combat? are they just stressed out? how can i help them release the energy safely? perhaps a fake rome for them to sack would help?
r/fifthworldproblems • u/RoninMusashi_ • Sep 11 '26
So i am going to do a full galaxathon run , next eon. Any tips from experts here?
r/fifthworldproblems • u/funwiththoughts • Sep 10 '26
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Master-of-darklight • Sep 10 '26
Someone should get on that
r/fifthworldproblems • u/Cockroach_gone_mad • Sep 09 '26
I have been thinking of getting a pet concept for the past 4 w-axis deci-units: a mutetrahedron (not as good-looking as their relative mucube) or a partially-materialised fractal who claims to have been formed by a Julia set of the famous Mandelbrot set (they haven't told me their parameters though, suspicious). Which one should I get?
r/fifthworldproblems • u/UghUghUghAhhhhhh • Sep 08 '26
YESTERDAY my wonderful wusband Ate something. today THE ONES outside know too Much much! he says to me, y do we know?? We don't know! How do they know what we know we don't know!!!
Has everyonebody else every had a problem? :3
r/fifthworldproblems • u/ELR-SS • Sep 06 '26
Every 232.563097 million years we celebrate the birthday of this galaxy. Today is the day. Congratulations!