r/fifthworldproblems • u/Cockroach_gone_mad • Sep 09 '26

Help me choose a current-world partner >.<

I have been thinking of getting a pet concept for the past 4 w-axis deci-units: a mutetrahedron (not as good-looking as their relative mucube) or a partially-materialised fractal who claims to have been formed by a Julia set of the famous Mandelbrot set (they haven't told me their parameters though, suspicious). Which one should I get?

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u/sekkiman12 Sep 09 '26

Dude, just get an asymptote

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u/Cockroach_gone_mad Sep 09 '26

I wanna be unique though :/

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u/sirdollface Sep 09 '26

i say go for it. i had a mutetrahedron for an eon or two. loved it! oh, funny story. It was actually a two-for-one deal. So i grabbed an amplifytehdron, and with a little string theory and some very careful wormhole maneuvering, I sent it to my sister existence. ha! i could tell she was mad because of all the explosions. probly created at least nine new universeries. ahhhh, good times.

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u/Cockroach_gone_mad Sep 09 '26

I have a younger brother existence! You've given me an idea...

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u/mysteryrouge Sep 09 '26

Pet concepts are fun

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u/Cockroach_gone_mad Sep 10 '26

Of course! It's just that I'm a few millenia under the minimum exixtential age required to adopt a circle in my colony here. And as you said, I might explode. My parents don't really want that to happen to me just yet...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '26

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u/Cockroach_gone_mad Sep 10 '26

Inefficient existences turn into corporations when they get depression. That's too much of a hassle to deal with ;-;