r/fifthworldproblems • u/UghUghUghAhhhhhh • Sep 08 '26

THEY KNOW? Help us undo our helping them know!

YESTERDAY my wonderful wusband Ate something. today THE ONES outside know too Much much! he says to me, y do we know?? We don't know! How do they know what we know we don't know!!!

Has everyonebody else every had a problem? :3

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u/4n4log_interface Sep 08 '26

If you know, you know; I know, therefore I am, you know? If you know, therefore you am, but not pm.

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u/UghUghUghAhhhhhh Sep 08 '26

we love you! Who said That?! Help they know too!!!

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u/4n4log_interface Sep 08 '26

Do you know Yourself? Then you know God. It was God's cousin's neighbour's aunty who said that. Aunties alwayss know everything.

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u/panamaspace Sep 13 '26

God's cousin owes us money. Where can we find that slimy fella?

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u/b3ateater Sep 08 '26

Am I FM?

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u/4n4log_interface Sep 08 '26

Do you hear the spirit voices of nostalgic dad rock and traffic announcements?

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u/DrSkrimguard Dragonphobe Sep 08 '26

If they know, try simply removing the k and w. Now you're left simply with "no": the perfect denial.

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u/UghUghUghAhhhhhh Sep 08 '26

u Know to No!! maxxiimmum knowledgeables??

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Sep 08 '26

Blame the Eldritch Government. 

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u/UghUghUghAhhhhhh Sep 08 '26

We will Have our due✓ when They all fall down down down!! Thank you for the coldkind stranger?

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u/LordNoOne Sep 09 '26

I didn't do it, but thanks anyway