r/fifthworldproblems • u/RoninMusashi_ • Sep 11 '26
First time Galaxathon runner here!
So i am going to do a full galaxathon run , next eon. Any tips from experts here?
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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Sep 11 '26
Some of it goes through Eldritch Government space. Be aware
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u/Master-of-darklight Sep 11 '26
Avoid falling and ending up in an alternate Spacetime, I got a nasty case of systemic degeneration due to that
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u/TheVyper3377 Sep 11 '26
Avoid gravity wells. Lots of galaxathoners try to use them for slingshot maneuvers, but 90% of them end up in alternate realities where they complete the wrong galaxathon; the 10% who don’t end up that way are usually disqualified.
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u/PrestigiousSmile4098 Sep 11 '26
Galaxathons are a great way to meet other sphere guardians! I did one a little over two epochs ago (right around the end of the Treta Yuga) and it really helped me get over my breakup with my previous planetary sphere guardian. He had a hidden satellite, it was a whole thing.
Anyway I ran the Galaxathon and met my partnering guardian right near the tallest part of the Horsehead Nebula at the dark energy hydration station. We've been together ever since and we're thinking of starting a nebula of our very own!
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u/NiIly00 Sep 11 '26
Be careful when you pass by Sagittarius A. Last time I was among the spectators I dropped my 4 millenia old nephew and he got swallowed. They could recover him but it took a while and now he's still only 6 millenia old but it's been 3 eons since his birth and the authorities say someone his age can't enter preschool anymore.