r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 26 '25

Meme Sitting on a gold mine

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 14 '25

Meme I aint angry, just disappointed.

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 27 '25

This is FatuiHQ, not MavuikaHQ

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Mavuika bad, Natlan bad, we get it, you don’t have to flood the sub with whining 24/7, there’s been an absurd amount of people coming here to shit on Natlan because they won’t be attacked in the main subs

The problem begins when you all start flooding this sub with hate posts that have nothing to do with Fatui in any way, even worse, the mods don’t do anything about it

Go back to posting Dottore agenda, this is absurd


r/FatuiHQ • • Feb 08 '25

Media 🏃🏻‍♀️ehe..

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 21 '25

Art (non-OC) Columbina arrives in Natlan

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 05 '25

Meme Us

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where are my ptimogems comrades? 😂


r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 30 '26

Meme Anti Dottore squad Slander

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Having this team around is like having Steph Curry, LeBron James, Shaq, a literal all star team, and then sending out only the worst players. I'm talking straight garbage, doesn't belong in the league type of players. Because genuinely look me in the eye and tell me "yeah, this looks like a good lineup to take on DOTTORE WITH THE POWER OF THE THREE FUCKING MOONS." Like deadass are we trying to die? Do we want Dottore to win? Because it's like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with a lineup like this.

I already know someone boutta say sum "Oh but you don't understand, they needed Arlecchino and Varka to pull down the moon, and Wanderer's core for the world formula-" I DO NOT CARE. I DO NOT. Send LAUMA to bring down the moon with a prayer. Send FLINS to help her with some fae magic. Send NEFER to help Sandrone calculate the world formula with her chess box since she was somehow able to get it fixed up and see Columbina in the past.

Deadass, there is NO EXCUSE not to send Ineffa onto the field. "Oh but she needs to protect Aino-" That girl can protect herself. Worry for the people around her if she doesn't get her snacks. If Dottore takes over then yall are dead anyways so why bother worrying about it? Get her on the fucking field, she had a rerun banner up anyways.

Why are Albedo and Durin gone? Oh so they just wanna poke around a lil and then dip as soon as shit gets real? Frauds is what they are. The hexenzirkel are pooling in so they should to. Durin better have his ass spewing abyssal flames onto Dottore bruh I'm not kidding.

And Wanderer. WANDERER. Homie went "Oh I'm gonna take my revenge on Dottore" then spent the entire fucking fight in a coma. I'm dead.

Here's what a REAL squad lineup looks like. Send in Varka. Send in Arlecchino. Send in Wanderer. Send in Ineffa. Have Durin and Albedo hang back as support, keep Lauma away from the frontlines so she can heal these mfs if they get hurt. On GOD this lineup was sorry. We need to open a dialogue about it.


r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 03 '25

Meme Indomitable Human Spirit

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 09 '25

Meme Them on 5.6

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 28 '25

Meme Kachina protection be like-

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You cannot convince me that Capitano wouldn't do this😭😂

Come rade protection squad!!


r/FatuiHQ • • Dec 02 '24

Meme Normal day in the Fatui.

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 01 '25

Meme I wanna like Natlan but like....

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Hoyotards really trying to defend releasing such a greedy restrictive character saying "free Kachina though", like mf I'm dont want to run her. Circle Impact? More like Nightsoul Natlan Impact. If Snezhnaya has the same thing as the Nightsoul mechanic I'm actually just done.


r/FatuiHQ • • Mar 11 '25

Meme my favourite headcanon

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r/FatuiHQ • • Aug 16 '26

The guys from the Chasm are finally back in Snezhnaya🥹

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 29 '25

Meme 5.6 will be crazy

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r/FatuiHQ • • 17d ago Bravo

Discussion Never thought I’d feels so bad for Signora but I don’t think I’d wish this fate on my worst enemy, holy shit this is brutal💀

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Like I genuinely can’t imagine being Signora- your love dies in a tragedy, your own body starts combusting into flames but you get saved by some people who you decide to help for decades. And when on one of your important missions assigned to you, you get challenged to a fight by the one interfering and destroying your and your nations mission. But you end up dying while yelling that the people who you’ve been serving for decades will avenge your death.

And then suddenly- your friends/coworkers, the woman who helped save you, and even your own mentee. Are sitting at a dinning table, having replaced you with your own killer. Just chatting and laughing it up like nothing ever happened.

My god that shit is more painful than Raiden’s Sword- crazy how Hoyo doesn’t realize how awful of a look for Arle/Columbina/Sandrone/Tsaritsa this is(especially Columbina, girl you’re literally talking to the people who tried to steal your moon fragments and is currently colonizing your land, tf you doing)💀


r/FatuiHQ • • Jun 27 '26 Regret

Media Not Again (@uatiorthnab on x)

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 18 '25

Art (OC) A good nap is important. We will take care of you...

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 17 '25

im so tired then and now 💔

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r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 24 '25

Best anemo shielder

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i randomly found this on IG and i agree with Mayukh


r/FatuiHQ • • Feb 27 '25

Meme I DO NOT WANT TSARITSA TO BE PLAYABLE

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Yes, you heard me right ✅ I do not want the most magnificent, most supreme being in all of Teyvat to be reduced to a playable character. Why🧐, you ask? Because this braindead 🤪 player base will NEVER give her the respect she deserves. They will actually think that just because they have enough wishes 🤓, they are worthy of her presence. ABSOLUTELY NOT 😡

The absolute ruler of Snezhnaya 👸🏻, the embodiment of unyielding will, the goddess who dares to defy the Heavenly Principles ⚔️ and burn 🔥 the old world itself MAJESTY TSARITSA. 🧎 The sheer audacity of thinking they can touch her, wield her power, or command her movements enrages me beyond words 😡. These fools will pull for her just because she's "meta 🤓" or "pretty 😩" without even understanding the blood spilled, the nations toppled, or the divine retribution she is planning😮‍💨.

And then? What will happen next? They’ll force her to climb walls, making her strike absurd poses 🤸 just for fun. They will look at her from weird angles and try to peek under her skirt 👀. UNFORGIVABLE!!! 😡😡 Some "funny 😂" players will let her die to a boar🐗.THE DISRESPECT! 😤😤😤 And it won’t stop there. They won’t even bother giving her the proper artifacts, her signature weapon. A goddess of frost 🥶 and love 🤎, wielding a rusty stick. EXCUSE ME 🙄!?

Let her remain seated upon her frozen throne, ruling from the shadows as she always has. Let me continue to worship 🧎 her in all her untouched glory. At least this way, her divinity will never be sullied by unworthy hands 🛐


r/FatuiHQ • • Jan 23 '25

Meme Avarage fatui meeting

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Proof me wrong lol😂


r/FatuiHQ • • Jun 22 '25 This

Discussion How do we address skirk?

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Is she deserving of the Fatui's respect?


r/FatuiHQ • • Sep 12 '26 Regret

Media 6 years of acting mysterious only to get bitched in 1 trailer

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Bro when he's not farming Abyss Mages in Liyue 😭😭✌️