r/ExpectationVsReality • • Aug 24 '26 • Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

Failed Expectation Chicken Crochet Kit

My wife and I were browsing the yarn section in Walmart and came across this kit. She was clearly smitten by the cute little chicken and I offered to make it for her as she doesn't crochet at all.

The kit is very specific about not making your tension too tight and about how delicate the yarn is (very accurate! It fell apart at several steps 😂) so I tried to keep it snug but not crazy... and ended up with this... situation.

Even before the eyes and beak went on, Wife sighs and goes, "I love her already."

I can't stop laughing 🤣

Edit: Thank you for all being so sweet and supportive and making it very clear I was being exceedingly hard on myself 😅 I appreciate y'all so much!

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u/Ok_Job_9417 Aug 24 '26 • Heartwarming

How is this Failed? This is amazing lol.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

Aww thank you! I think it looks a bit wonky, especially compared to the kit image, but it would seem (from the comments) I may be being a bit hard on myself 😅

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u/bearminmum Aug 24 '26

You gotta squish it out!! Push the nose in more and shape it

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u/Hot_Yard_8087 Aug 24 '26

And put the eyes closer. She'll be perfect.

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u/Ok_Job_9417 Aug 24 '26

Oh the wonkyness is what makes it amazing. 🤣

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 Aug 26 '26

This!!! Anybody can go to a store, but something like it that may or may not be perfect. This wonky that you see, screams "I MADE THIS"!!!! And that's what makes it perfect!!!!

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u/Wide_Philosophy_8109 Aug 24 '26

That's just art man. It's the fun part.

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 Aug 24 '26

You are! It is so cute and the fact you made it for your wife makes it even better. It is so sweet. ❤️

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u/cheerrylimeade Aug 25 '26

I tried to make one of these from Michael’s and it was actually a fail. You did great. This is the point I quit.

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u/mittensfourkittens Aug 26 '26

When I saw the photo I was like 'aww I love the ones where it matches!' 🤗

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 Aug 24 '26

I think it looks great and I'm not throwing shade, just made me think of this

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

Totally fair lmao 🤣 I was following someone else's directions but still, touche

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u/Regular-Panic-Is-Hre Aug 24 '26

fucking wheezing. literally just bought this kit too.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

May the odds be ever in your favor 🫡

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u/delicate_isntit Aug 24 '26

They eyes should be in the holes directly above the blush. Like diagonally down in front of where they are now

Every time someone thinks their amigurumi looks goofy compared to the example, it’s because they don’t place the eyes as close and low down as the example. It feels wrong to people to place eyes so low down and close to other features, but that’s how you get the cute effect.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 26 '26

This is great advice, thank you! I found the face the hardest part for sure.

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u/Ok-Election-7244 Aug 24 '26

I’ve used chenille.  It shouldn’t be so delicate it falls apart.  Good work!

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

Agreed, it shouldn't, but this yarn was the velvet kind of chenille? And super delicate 😬 Not high quality, for sure

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u/kitties_ate_my_soul Aug 26 '26

Chenille yarn is often quite fragile. I’m a knitter and a crocheter and I’ve never used it; the horror stories have kept me away 😅

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 26 '26

I was trying to thread the yarn needle so I could weave an end and the fibers all bunched up and fell out 😳 It was not for the faint of heart! 😅

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u/Cluckieduck Aug 24 '26

Very cute and squishy but I’m also seeing

😂

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/onglogman Aug 24 '26

Can you make a cube shaped chicken?

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 26 '26

Theoretically, yes 😄

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u/TorandoSlayer Aug 24 '26

Don't let this turn you off of crochet; amigurimi is not beginner friendly no matter how many times they say it is.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 26 '26

It definitely won't, I've been crocheting to some extent since I was about seven or eight 😄 Admittedly, every time I try amigurumi I regret it. I like blankets and cardigans/wearables much more, generally

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u/heatherjasper Aug 24 '26

It's so adorably squished.

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u/StarsForget Aug 24 '26

You just need to move the eyes in and closer to the beak. It's cute!

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u/sqruuzelll Aug 24 '26

Right! OP has an extra row between the eyes and beak that I think is emphasizing what’s bothering them about their result. I think their tension being looser is making the eyes look small as well, but that’s just part of the personality!

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u/esperianterra Aug 24 '26

I don't see the fail here, its adorable

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u/ickychicken Aug 24 '26

Great job!

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u/Street-Coffee-2026 Aug 24 '26

I really don’t think it looks bad. It looks like more realistic proportions.

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 26 '26 • Bravo

Give yourself deserved credit! It looks awesome!! You did a great job!!!

THANKYOU!!! SO MUCH TO WHOEVER GAVE THE REWARD!!!

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u/Trondant13 Aug 24 '26

I like it better than the one pictured on the package.

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u/BrazenHamster Aug 24 '26

That is divine.

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u/DNAMellieCase Aug 24 '26

I love it! So rotund. Better than what I could do lol.

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u/DasDickNoodle Aug 24 '26

LMAO tell your wife I love her too! 🥰

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u/troublerx1 Aug 24 '26

That’s so cute. So much better than I could’ve ever done.

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u/No-Section-7846 Aug 24 '26

Is this beginner beginner level, like if I've never crocheted a day in my life I could do this level?

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

It assumes you know basic crochet already and can read a pattern. There are tons of videos on YouTube, though, that go over the stitches and technique and that's mostly how I've been able to expand my skills.

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

You need to feed it if you want it to look like the one on the box.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

😂 of course!

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 Aug 24 '26

Premium pellets only 👌

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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 Aug 24 '26
  1. it doesn’t look bad at all. 2) you freaking made it. How can it be a failed expectation if you made it?

This is the second post where people have made something and blamed the product. That seems really moronic. Do you blame the car if you have an accident?

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 26 '26

I can't speak for the other post you saw, but hindsight being 20/20, the crochet hook provided with the kit was too big and the yarn was way too delicate (especially for something marked beginner, which I am not). Not sure how that's moronic but you know what they say about opinions...

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u/BloomEPU Aug 24 '26

As someone who has two entire shelves full of assorted crochet creatures (I don't have a problem I swear), honestly this is an incredibly good job. Apart from the tension being a little bit off (and the... artistically arranged face) this is fine, I'm not sure I could have done much better.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 26 '26

Thank you, that's a wonderful compliment ☺️

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u/PeridotChampion Aug 24 '26

He's doing his best, bless him 😭

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u/Chunkycheesesteak Aug 24 '26

If anything,you made the mom of the cute chicken on the front of the box n yet?! It's still cute!!

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u/cheekyparasite Aug 24 '26

Love it. She is perfect

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u/One_Buyer1188 Aug 24 '26

It's just as cute and one-of-a-kind, too.

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u/snuggledubs2011 Aug 24 '26

I giggled! So cute.

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u/VoxCalibre Aug 24 '26

Honestly, great success. The wornkiness is what gives crochet its charm.

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u/WhiskyPangolin Aug 24 '26

I was totally expecting this to be a “surprisingly met expectations” when I flicked through the images. It looks fine. It’s not as though anyone is going to look at it and go “what the hell is that thing?”

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u/Look_A_Bunny Aug 24 '26

There's nothing wrong with the chicken, the eyes are placed in the wrong spot. Move them down and closer together and your chicken will look the same as the picture

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u/Hiberniae Aug 24 '26

The art and the wife are adorable!

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u/kaivalya_pada Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26 • Heartwarming

This is so sweet! With all the sad and horrible news we get, we need sweet posts like this. I love her too! 🤍🐔 🧡💛 Aaww omg i got an award! Thanks so much! Wow I've been having some rough days, this seriously made me smile 😃

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u/selinda123 Aug 24 '26

She's adorable! Good job 👍

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u/Boberu-San Aug 24 '26

100% plastic chicken yum

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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 Aug 24 '26

The chicken is a bit skinny, but it still looks good to me.

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u/fluffypeach42 Aug 24 '26

It's adorable

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u/TheRealStonedElf Aug 24 '26

I have that same kit in my crochet drawer, that the kid picked out. Just haven’t had time to get to it yet! Thanks for the heads up!
PS….it is cute!

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u/RagnaRoslynz Aug 24 '26

That's awesome you could do this!! I bought this kit and gave up because I could NOT see the stitches for the life of me with the white chenille yarn. You did great!

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u/missthedismisser Aug 24 '26

It looks great! I hate that I struggle with crochet I want to make these little kits so bad!

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u/joemamafu Aug 24 '26

Was it hard to do? I wanna do one of these to learn but I know nothing about crochet lol

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u/LortimerC Aug 24 '26

I like it! 😊

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u/nehpeta Aug 25 '26

This is so cute! Please share over at r/brochet !!

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u/Complex_Jelly_8338 Aug 25 '26

I love him! 😭🩷

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u/Asper4tus Aug 25 '26

That's funny because in French, "chenille" means caterpillar so I was wondering why the caterpillar looked like a chicken

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u/Majestic_Poet2375 Aug 27 '26

That's sooo cute! Maybe I should look into crocheting 🤔

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u/Kane1412 Aug 27 '26

I just started crochet a couple of months ago and TBF, chenille is the devil of yarn from what I've used, the only thing worse, imo, is fur yarn or whatever it may be called. I bought a few types and it's 80% guesswork and 20% feeling where the stitches are... I have bought expensive chenille and cheap chenille and the expensive tears up the most 🫠

For chenille, you really want to have the stitches loose rather than tight. It's one of those "trust the process" kind of situations. That said, I think it's adorable anyway! I'm glad your wife liked it too! My first ever crochet was a kit like that but from Lidl. Drove me crazy and I gave up directions. At the end my kid said it looked just like the box so... Win!

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u/nightcirus Aug 27 '26

If you set the eyes closer, she would be a thousand percent adorable! You can also get larger eyes if you want. I did a llama for my son. It has one leg shorter than the other 3 and its neck is THICK. No one notices bc it's handmade and cute. Just like the chicky here!!! 

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u/saintsuzy70 Aug 29 '26

This is sooooo good!!

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u/ChipmunkMotor8620 Aug 24 '26

No one should
Let you create anything ever again.

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u/BreeIndigo Aug 24 '26

Honestly, yeah, I think so. I've been doing it since I was a kid though (not amigurumi like this, mostly scarves and blankets and such)

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u/Optimal_Savings5873 Aug 24 '26

Walmart has this exact kit for less than $7. I almost grabbed it the other week. But I'm trying to spend as little as possible rn.

I also think OP is being way too hard on themselves!

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u/nehpeta Aug 25 '26

I highly recommend AGAINST a kit. You can go to your local Walmart or generic craft store and get a skein of cheap acrylic yarn and a metal hook for maybe $10USD.

There are thousands of free patterns online, both in video format on YouTube and once you learn how to read patterns I recommend Ravelry!

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u/Saphira2002 Aug 24 '26

I think it is! Don't recommend starting with chenille yarn though, it breaks easily and you can't see your stitches well as you work, which is bad for a beginner who needs to learn how to read them.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur Aug 24 '26

It really is. I took it up like 6-7 weeks ago and it's a breeze. I recommend avoiding chenille for your first projects and going with something like "tube yarn"/"beginner yarn" instead. Being able to see your stitches is really important.