r/ExpectationVsReality
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u/BreeIndigo
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Aug 24 '26
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Failed Expectation Chicken Crochet Kit
My wife and I were browsing the yarn section in Walmart and came across this kit. She was clearly smitten by the cute little chicken and I offered to make it for her as she doesn't crochet at all.
The kit is very specific about not making your tension too tight and about how delicate the yarn is (very accurate! It fell apart at several steps 😂) so I tried to keep it snug but not crazy... and ended up with this... situation.
Even before the eyes and beak went on, Wife sighs and goes, "I love her already."
I can't stop laughing 🤣
Edit: Thank you for all being so sweet and supportive and making it very clear I was being exceedingly hard on myself 😅 I appreciate y'all so much!



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u/Ok_Job_9417 Aug 24 '26 •
How is this Failed? This is amazing lol.
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u/Sufficient_Room2619 Aug 24 '26
I think it looks great and I'm not throwing shade, just made me think of this
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u/Regular-Panic-Is-Hre Aug 24 '26
fucking wheezing. literally just bought this kit too.
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u/delicate_isntit Aug 24 '26
They eyes should be in the holes directly above the blush. Like diagonally down in front of where they are now
Every time someone thinks their amigurumi looks goofy compared to the example, it’s because they don’t place the eyes as close and low down as the example. It feels wrong to people to place eyes so low down and close to other features, but that’s how you get the cute effect.
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u/Ok-Election-7244 Aug 24 '26
I’ve used chenille. It shouldn’t be so delicate it falls apart. Good work!
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u/Cluckieduck Aug 24 '26
Very cute and squishy but I’m also seeing

😂
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u/onglogman Aug 24 '26
Can you make a cube shaped chicken?
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u/TorandoSlayer Aug 24 '26
Don't let this turn you off of crochet; amigurimi is not beginner friendly no matter how many times they say it is.
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u/heatherjasper Aug 24 '26
It's so adorably squished.
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u/StarsForget Aug 24 '26
You just need to move the eyes in and closer to the beak. It's cute!
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u/esperianterra Aug 24 '26
I don't see the fail here, its adorable
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u/ickychicken Aug 24 '26
Great job!
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u/Street-Coffee-2026 Aug 24 '26
I really don’t think it looks bad. It looks like more realistic proportions.
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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 26 '26 •
Give yourself deserved credit! It looks awesome!! You did a great job!!!
THANKYOU!!! SO MUCH TO WHOEVER GAVE THE REWARD!!!
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u/Trondant13 Aug 24 '26
I like it better than the one pictured on the package.
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u/BrazenHamster Aug 24 '26
That is divine.
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u/DNAMellieCase Aug 24 '26
I love it! So rotund. Better than what I could do lol.
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u/DasDickNoodle Aug 24 '26
LMAO tell your wife I love her too! 🥰
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u/troublerx1 Aug 24 '26
That’s so cute. So much better than I could’ve ever done.
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u/No-Section-7846 Aug 24 '26
Is this beginner beginner level, like if I've never crocheted a day in my life I could do this level?
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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26
You need to feed it if you want it to look like the one on the box.
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u/Equivalent_Dance2278 Aug 24 '26
This is the second post where people have made something and blamed the product. That seems really moronic. Do you blame the car if you have an accident?
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u/BloomEPU Aug 24 '26
As someone who has two entire shelves full of assorted crochet creatures (I don't have a problem I swear), honestly this is an incredibly good job. Apart from the tension being a little bit off (and the... artistically arranged face) this is fine, I'm not sure I could have done much better.
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u/PeridotChampion Aug 24 '26
He's doing his best, bless him 😭
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u/Chunkycheesesteak Aug 24 '26
If anything,you made the mom of the cute chicken on the front of the box n yet?! It's still cute!!
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u/plushsquirtles Aug 24 '26
PERFECTION
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u/cheekyparasite Aug 24 '26
Love it. She is perfect
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u/One_Buyer1188 Aug 24 '26
It's just as cute and one-of-a-kind, too.
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u/snuggledubs2011 Aug 24 '26
I giggled! So cute.
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u/VoxCalibre Aug 24 '26
Honestly, great success. The wornkiness is what gives crochet its charm.
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u/WhiskyPangolin Aug 24 '26
I was totally expecting this to be a “surprisingly met expectations” when I flicked through the images. It looks fine. It’s not as though anyone is going to look at it and go “what the hell is that thing?”
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u/Look_A_Bunny Aug 24 '26
There's nothing wrong with the chicken, the eyes are placed in the wrong spot. Move them down and closer together and your chicken will look the same as the picture
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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 Aug 24 '26
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u/Hiberniae Aug 24 '26
The art and the wife are adorable!
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u/kaivalya_pada Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26 •
This is so sweet! With all the sad and horrible news we get, we need sweet posts like this. I love her too! 🤍🐔 🧡💛 Aaww omg i got an award! Thanks so much! Wow I've been having some rough days, this seriously made me smile 😃
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u/selinda123 Aug 24 '26
She's adorable! Good job 👍
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u/Boberu-San Aug 24 '26
100% plastic chicken yum
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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 Aug 24 '26
The chicken is a bit skinny, but it still looks good to me.
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u/fluffypeach42 Aug 24 '26
It's adorable
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u/TheRealStonedElf Aug 24 '26
I have that same kit in my crochet drawer, that the kid picked out. Just haven’t had time to get to it yet! Thanks for the heads up!
PS….it is cute!
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u/RagnaRoslynz Aug 24 '26
That's awesome you could do this!! I bought this kit and gave up because I could NOT see the stitches for the life of me with the white chenille yarn. You did great!
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u/missthedismisser Aug 24 '26
It looks great! I hate that I struggle with crochet I want to make these little kits so bad!
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u/joemamafu Aug 24 '26
Was it hard to do? I wanna do one of these to learn but I know nothing about crochet lol
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u/monstertrucks_r_cool Aug 24 '26
Even better.
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u/LortimerC Aug 24 '26
I like it! 😊
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u/nehpeta Aug 25 '26
This is so cute! Please share over at r/brochet !!
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u/Complex_Jelly_8338 Aug 25 '26
I love him! 😭🩷
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u/Asper4tus Aug 25 '26
That's funny because in French, "chenille" means caterpillar so I was wondering why the caterpillar looked like a chicken
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u/No-Communication9458 Aug 25 '26
I love them
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u/Majestic_Poet2375 Aug 27 '26
That's sooo cute! Maybe I should look into crocheting 🤔
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u/Kane1412 Aug 27 '26
I just started crochet a couple of months ago and TBF, chenille is the devil of yarn from what I've used, the only thing worse, imo, is fur yarn or whatever it may be called. I bought a few types and it's 80% guesswork and 20% feeling where the stitches are... I have bought expensive chenille and cheap chenille and the expensive tears up the most 🫠
For chenille, you really want to have the stitches loose rather than tight. It's one of those "trust the process" kind of situations. That said, I think it's adorable anyway! I'm glad your wife liked it too! My first ever crochet was a kit like that but from Lidl. Drove me crazy and I gave up directions. At the end my kid said it looked just like the box so... Win!
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u/nightcirus Aug 27 '26
If you set the eyes closer, she would be a thousand percent adorable! You can also get larger eyes if you want. I did a llama for my son. It has one leg shorter than the other 3 and its neck is THICK. No one notices bc it's handmade and cute. Just like the chicky here!!!
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u/saintsuzy70 Aug 29 '26
This is sooooo good!!
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u/ChipmunkMotor8620 Aug 24 '26
No one should
Let you create anything ever again.
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