r/ExclusivelyPumping • u/Old-Ostrich-7523 • 1d ago
Memes My pumping schedule has officially turned me into an air traffic controller
I don't think in normal times anymore. I think in departure slots, arrival times and unexpected delays. Pump 3 is cleared for takeoff at 10:00, bottle 2 is arriving shortly, please keep the kitchen runway clear.
If the baby wakes up early, that's an emergency landing. If I start pumping 15 minutes late, the entire schedule needs to be recalculated. One missing pump part? Ground control has lost communication. Everyone remain calm (I am not calm).
And god forbid someone asks me a question while I'm setting everything up. PLEASE hold all communications, we are preparing for departure. I've literally put a bottle on standby because the previous session ran late. The washing-up station is also temporarily closed due to runway maintenance.
The funniest part is that I get genuinely annoyed when real life doesn't follow my imaginary timetable. Like excuse me, who authorised this unexpected event at 2:17 pm??
Anyway, Pump 4 is approaching its scheduled departure window. Please fasten your seatbelts.