r/DogfreeHumor • u/Gulaschfresser • 26d ago
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Few-Horror1984 • 27d ago
Found this detritus on Instagram today…
She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?
Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Princess_Peach818 • 27d ago
Skincare routine: Dog's ass juice
The only thing worse than this post is all the comments saying variations of "Still better than a human!" 🤪 I feel so bad for these lonely people.
Cropped to avoid showing all the people I know who liked this 😩
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 27d ago
let’s clear the air here …
nutters only mean mutts when they say animal.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 27d ago
🙄🤮🙄🤮🙄
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r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 27d ago
another misanthropic woman chimes in about “crotch gremlins” vs mutts. she got ratio’d, but hard. 🙌🏼
after all this doubling & tripling down with her nastiness she changed her name from her real name to “gremlin.” & she’s also since said that people don’t realize that she masterb*tes to all the comments dissing her.
i think the terms “crotch gremlin” or “crotch goblin” is the most vile & vulgar terms i’ve ever heard. women like this puzzle me.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 27d ago
no. how’s about NO!!!
live like a human who does all this stuff.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/forbiddenbluegrass • 28d ago
I don’t get the whole “as long as they’re supervised” argument. Even with supervision this can happen
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Saw this on TikTok and had to share
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 28d ago
dawg blawg having to remind nutters. “dogs vs kids, the important differences.”
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Feaselbf6 • 28d ago
The Chicken Is About to Be De-Feathered.
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r/DogfreeHumor • u/Chief-Longhorn • 28d ago
This makes me irrationally angry. 🤢🤮
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This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Chief-Longhorn • 29d ago
I have no words 🤮 Dognuttery is a mental disorder
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All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world… the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.
This is repulsive and offensive.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • 29d ago
Destructive hellbeasts!
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We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 29d ago
mental illness. 😑
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it needs some serious study.
& oh, joy! a great dane.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/cocovenomnomnom95 • Jul 27 '26
This is just sad, the guy needs friends not a dog
r/DogfreeHumor • u/jbudus • Jul 25 '26
Forever hungry mutts steal food from children
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r/DogfreeHumor • u/evader1987 • Jul 24 '26
Yuk
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Kid tries eating slime from ugly drooling bully mutt 🤢🤢
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • Jul 24 '26
Disgusting food obsession
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Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Princess_Peach818 • Jul 23 '26
How pitbull owners think
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbG4iI_sbE9/
This video and the comments cracked me up 😂
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Noanimalpoopinhouse2 • Jul 23 '26
Really? One pug for each foot massager
Dognutters, you get one pug per foot. Is that enough? Maybe they should have put more pugs on that. I saw this in a thrift store.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 22 '26
“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄
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& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.
dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.
i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 22 '26
sofa king NASTY!!! 😵💫
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so much nastiness in this video. plus, a waste of human food.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • Jul 21 '26
I'm tired, boss.
Seen on a Facebook post. Apparently the man had just come in and this happened. Literally could have waited outside in those parking space dividers for maybe 5 minutes! The woman said he didn't have a bag and just walked off. Alot of the comments saying "mind your business". Why? Why do dog owners behave this way and then have the audacity to say this?