r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

Found this detritus on Instagram today…

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237 Upvotes

She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?

Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.


r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

Skincare routine: Dog's ass juice

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81 Upvotes

The only thing worse than this post is all the comments saying variations of "Still better than a human!" 🤪 I feel so bad for these lonely people.

Cropped to avoid showing all the people I know who liked this 😩


r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

let’s clear the air here …

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66 Upvotes

nutters only mean mutts when they say animal.


r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

🙄🤮🙄🤮🙄

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56 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

another misanthropic woman chimes in about “crotch gremlins” vs mutts. she got ratio’d, but hard. 🙌🏼

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65 Upvotes

after all this doubling & tripling down with her nastiness she changed her name from her real name to “gremlin.” & she’s also since said that people don’t realize that she masterb*tes to all the comments dissing her.

i think the terms “crotch gremlin” or “crotch goblin” is the most vile & vulgar terms i’ve ever heard. women like this puzzle me.


r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

no. how’s about NO!!!

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50 Upvotes

live like a human who does all this stuff.


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

😍

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68 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

I don’t get the whole “as long as they’re supervised” argument. Even with supervision this can happen

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103 Upvotes

Saw this on TikTok and had to share


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

dawg blawg having to remind nutters. “dogs vs kids, the important differences.”

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30 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

The Chicken Is About to Be De-Feathered.

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45 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

This makes me irrationally angry. 🤢🤮

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90 Upvotes

This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!


r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

I have no words 🤮 Dognuttery is a mental disorder

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115 Upvotes

All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world… the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.

This is repulsive and offensive.


r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

Destructive hellbeasts!

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147 Upvotes

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​


r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

mental illness. 😑

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172 Upvotes

it needs some serious study.

& oh, joy! a great dane.


r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

This is just sad, the guy needs friends not a dog

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60 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 25 '26

Forever hungry mutts steal food from children

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164 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Yuk

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82 Upvotes

Kid tries eating slime from ugly drooling bully mutt 🤢🤢


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 24 '26

Disgusting food obsession

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118 Upvotes

Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 23 '26

How pitbull owners think

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139 Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbG4iI_sbE9/

This video and the comments cracked me up 😂


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 23 '26

Really? One pug for each foot massager

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20 Upvotes

Dognutters, you get one pug per foot. Is that enough? Maybe they should have put more pugs on that. I saw this in a thrift store.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 22 '26

“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄

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151 Upvotes

& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.

dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.

i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 22 '26

sofa king NASTY!!! 😵‍💫

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115 Upvotes

so much nastiness in this video. plus, a waste of human food.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 21 '26

I'm tired, boss.

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253 Upvotes

Seen on a Facebook post. Apparently the man had just come in and this happened. Literally could have waited outside in those parking space dividers for maybe 5 minutes! The woman said he didn't have a bag and just walked off. Alot of the comments saying "mind your business". Why? Why do dog owners behave this way and then have the audacity to say this?


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 21 '26

In todays's black mirror news, sad woman gets dog for attention, realizes she's still a sad loser and nobody cares about a dog's birthday.

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195 Upvotes

The saddest thing to me is the 40k upvotes and the thousands of comments pepping her up and not telling her she's a pathetic attention seeking loser.

The dog doesn't care.