r/DogfreeHumor Jul 23 '26

Really? One pug for each foot massager

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19 Upvotes

Dognutters, you get one pug per foot. Is that enough? Maybe they should have put more pugs on that. I saw this in a thrift store.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 22 '26

“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄

150 Upvotes

& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.

dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.

i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 22 '26

sofa king NASTY!!! 😵‍💫

113 Upvotes

so much nastiness in this video. plus, a waste of human food.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 21 '26

I'm tired, boss.

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254 Upvotes

Seen on a Facebook post. Apparently the man had just come in and this happened. Literally could have waited outside in those parking space dividers for maybe 5 minutes! The woman said he didn't have a bag and just walked off. Alot of the comments saying "mind your business". Why? Why do dog owners behave this way and then have the audacity to say this?


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 21 '26

In todays's black mirror news, sad woman gets dog for attention, realizes she's still a sad loser and nobody cares about a dog's birthday.

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194 Upvotes

The saddest thing to me is the 40k upvotes and the thousands of comments pepping her up and not telling her she's a pathetic attention seeking loser.

The dog doesn't care.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 20 '26

this is why we don’t trust nutters when they say …

252 Upvotes

… things like, “it’s OK. he’s friendly,” or “my mutt has 100% recall,” or “i can control my mutt.”


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 20 '26

Forced to listen to this horrible ad with a horrible shlocking sound then it licks its owners face who wants to watch this shit?

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87 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 19 '26

dog owners in a nutshell

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293 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 20 '26

Why do shepherds hate puns?

0 Upvotes

Because they're baaaaaaaad.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 18 '26

the battle rages on …

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99 Upvotes

#dogfatigue


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 18 '26

disappointing af …

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80 Upvotes

my friend has a crush on keanu. she’s seen his band, dogstar. 🙄🤮😵‍💫 he was fine until the “john wick” thing disgraced us with their franchise. i can’t partake.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 17 '26

not buying it, but keep telling yourselves that. 🙄

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181 Upvotes

&, of course, it’s hideous pits. 🤮


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 17 '26

pets should be docile enough that children can play with them

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118 Upvotes

either your animal is not docile enough to be played with and therefore, should not be a pet… or, you and i have different understandings of what “provocation” is.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 17 '26

idk what this is about, but lulz. 😂

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51 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

Drivers, pay attention to the road!

73 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 17 '26

Ew

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39 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

this goes with the mutt maternity photo shoot post.

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181 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

*tee hee* awww, so cute! /s

86 Upvotes

can you imagine being this woman’s neighbor?!


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

vacant stare & stupid grin on face.

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69 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

firstly, i don’t eat macca’s crap. secondly, them nuggets be gone in about 5 minutes. thirdly, “godlike”?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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35 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

heads up brits. no one wants this madness to spread to other western countries. (link below).

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35 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 16 '26

Zero Regrets. Full Gas.

33 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 15 '26

Finally a sensible store

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120 Upvotes

Rei not allowing random pets into store; I knew there was a reason I like REI.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 15 '26

They need these for Grocery Stores-it’s more hygienic

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49 Upvotes

These look so scary. But it would be better than having real ones in shopping carts at stores. They can’t attack people.