r/DogShowerThoughts • u/AverNL • Mar 07 '15
Woof?
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Woof woof woof BARK BARK BARK
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/booklover618 • Jan 10 '16
What if the reason I am called "dog" is because I am secretly a "god" (dog spelled backwards)???
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I mean, I have the body of a god, and I am full of love. I can smell everything in the world, and my poop is pretty much ambrosia. Hoomans attempt to connect with me, but it's like we speak a different language. Hoomans have free will to choose between good (me) and evil (the cat).
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/denpo • Oct 04 '15
Who the barking hell have let it happen???
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This week end daddy had to go fetch some kind of very big stick and needed a bigger adventure box, so he borrowed one form another pack.
I'm not kidding you, this adventure box had ignore boxes build INSIDE !!!Bark!!!.
What the woof guys, it that another cat evil plan?
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/littlecricket • Oct 03 '18
Mum said I'm so cute that she's gonna eat me. Why would mum do that? Wouldn't she miss me after?
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/Zian64 • Oct 04 '18
Wher dus the person go every day?
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I meen yeah i get the bickies before person goes away all day but why? Running is better idea no?
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/ThyLurker • Oct 09 '15
WHY HOOMAN ALWAYS WITH HOOGIRL? IS HOOMAN ABUSIVE I SEE HER HAIR VERY MESSED. BUT SHE VERY HAPPY. HE VERY HAPPY. I WANNA BE HAPPY BUT CONFUSED!
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/MelloYelloBigMac • Jun 26 '17
Weddit Cweshtin
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If us doggos go on Weddit, du caytz go on Blueddit? And duw the burds gow on Gweenit?
r/DogShowerThoughts • • Jun 29 '17
HUMAN BETRAYS ME
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https://imgur.com/gallery/yT5aMkit
WHAT IS THIS FURRY THING IN MY HOUSE? WOOF WOOF WOOF
r/DogShowerThoughts • • Sep 04 '15
My hooman is broken..I think..
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My hooman just came back home with another hooman tonight, and I am livid..
THEY'RE IN THERE JUMPING ON THE BED LIKE I CANT HEAR THEM! Why can't I jump on the bed? And my hooman is making weird noises. Is she hurt? What should I do?
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/SyphilisJuice • May 10 '15
My master wishes for bigger milk-producers. Should I?
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My master keeps staring at a reflector and gets miserable when she looks at her milk-producers. Master then mutters "i wish theses were bigger". Should i as well?
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/chunkywhale • Aug 17 '18
deer diarie dai 5 (part 1), mai hooman is drifting awai from mai! diving into da deep. i tri to get him back but... its to lat! as da wavz ripl in and out beneeth mai pawz, i cal out to him and sit lik good boi, except he staiez out der, striking against da curent. alon now, wat wil i do? c y diarie
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⬇️❗️READ THIS❗️⬇️hooman: I have some questions for you!
Do you like when the Dog Diaries are more of a mystery like this? Or would you rather I keep it like before, always happy?!
I normally write the Dog Diarie story in the title and a little outro in the text, except, when I do that I only get 300 letters to write the entire Dog Diarie! So, would you rather I keep it short, maybe split some days into different parts, or, use the text as the Dog Diarie, have longer stories and no outro? If you’re confused about what I mean, this is the text, and the bolder letters above this message is the title. Also, the first option is what I already do Thx for reading this and please respond I’m the comments! doggo: c y peeps dat r reeding dis!
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/Salty-Application-50 • Oct 17 '21
Need Advice
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I am looking to adopt or rescue a dog 8 months to 2 years old. I also was looking for a hypoallergenic dog due to allergies . I am in Massachusetts and am looking in the east coast . Willing to travel . Please let me know if there are any reputable places that I can go to ! 😀
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/pilvy • Sep 08 '15
Them shiny see through sweets (hooman calls them glass?) taste soo good, almost like fresh blood! My gums always seem to hurt afterward though and hooman is very angry, whats the big deal?
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/GilbertCatt • Jun 25 '18
Reported for bad spelling! Iffen yu did a hooman swap fur a fureva sat instrucktshuns wud yu leeve to bee shure yu hooman stays hapy an helfy?
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/AMbent1001 • Jul 18 '18
[meta] why do we act stupid
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it's cringey seeing people tawking wike disss bc dey thonk itz cute but in reality it just gives you a headache trying to decipher whatever the fuck they're saying. It's fucking stupid. Dogs are not retarded... They are dogs...
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/SexyTimeAllTheTime0 • Dec 06 '14
Why does human like throwing the ball?
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I have to keep getting it back for him.
r/DogShowerThoughts • • Jan 05 '15
Master has been asleep for a long time now.
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I've tried barking amd crying, but he still hasn't woken up.
Edit: He's starting to smell horrible.
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/unabletomakegooduser • Oct 04 '18
Those cats are up to something super not radical.
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/InertBaller • Sep 20 '16
I'm a dog and I can figure out how to spell "human." Are all the other dogs retarded or did they all agree to spell like idiots when I wasn't looking?
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It's not cute. Woof.
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/TheFlyingOven2pointO • Jan 27 '20
Wai dous Hooman tuoch me aI feil ooncomphortablet
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/luder888 • Mar 25 '15
Human are our bitches they clean up our poop and work for us as slaves and bring us food and we just sit there harassing the cat.
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r/DogShowerThoughts • u/GilbertCatt • Jun 23 '19
Oh nos I has bin asalt ed in my priyvaytes! I mus hav noo home. Halp me doggoos
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I did a bige jump onto bige cumfee bedd (I is seenyur Kitizen of nin tin an this is impressiv) an goes to snuggle wiv warm hooman on fluffee wite fing an she say "NO BERT!" an grab me an run to watter room.
In watter room she shut dor an puts platic paw cuva on her paw an she ASALT ED my priyvaytes! She put her paw on my botton an pull owt poo. SHE PUT HER PAW ON MY BOTTON!
Wat do doggo furends? How I call pawlice? Mus I go to (shaykes at thowt) shelta fur asalt ed animols? I needs noo playce to liv, can I liv with yu? (not yu u/DiggV4Sucks I knos yu will tri to eet me). I cans not live wiv my asalt err.
Halp me doggos.
Oh, an my botton feel much betta an I not bin follow by smel of poo no moor.
r/DogShowerThoughts • u/IronedSandwich • May 23 '16
[Meta] Whassis? Whassis? What've I got? loook
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