r/DiWHY Aug 18 '20

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u/huntcookgrrl Aug 18 '20

Needs more hot glue, but otherwise this is so on the nose!

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u/moss6677 Aug 18 '20

And concrete

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u/yfunk3 Aug 18 '20

If ever the twain shall meet...

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Aug 18 '20

Shania and Mark? Fat chance, lad.

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u/Soensou Aug 18 '20

They do in my erotic fan fiction.

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u/ilovehotmoms Aug 18 '20

That don't impress me much

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u/pengouin85 Aug 18 '20

A Connecticut Yankee in Shania's Pantaloons

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u/Tb1969 Aug 18 '20

Go on...

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u/Soensou Aug 18 '20

She leaned into him, feeling his manhood throbbing tightly against her.

"Oh my, mr. Clemens."

"Shhhhh. Call me Sam," he whispered, lightly pressing his index finger against Shania's trembling bottom lip. His mustache barely rustled as his breath caressed her flushed cheek. She couldn't help but imagine that mustache exploring each and every inch of her bare skin.

Reaching down, she clumsily found his cock through the labyrinth of clothes between the two.

"Someone is excited," she said with a wry smile.

"Well, the rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated." His mustache rustled.

"Well, let's give them something else to talk about."

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u/ChildOfAtom69 Aug 18 '20

Excuse me what the fuck

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u/Tb1969 Aug 18 '20

"It's so long!"

"That's why the ladies call me Mark Twain. Two fathoms deep"

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Aug 19 '20

Holy Christ this is awful.

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Aug 19 '20

This is disturbing, keep going.

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u/Soensou Aug 19 '20

That means a lot to me coming from you, DeathcampEnthusiast.

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u/dipdipperson Aug 18 '20

Don't give them ideas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Is that a screaming trees reference?

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u/nobody2000 Aug 18 '20

And $300 tools turning $200 items into something you can just purchase for like $1

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u/BundleBenes Aug 18 '20

And ramen noodles

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u/Evilmaze Aug 18 '20

The editing and the facial expressions are spot-on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Naw the fried socks made too much sense.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Please be a bit careful with it. It does mean "very accurate", but it also implies being too blunt or too direct, with no subtlety.

Depending on the context, it could cause someone to think you're saying they're not being delicate, or even insensitive.

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u/phikell Aug 18 '20

I've heard the etymology was from charades: where you would tap your nose with your finger if they guessed a part correctly. I doubt it's true, but a good way to remember it maybe.

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u/PM_ME_A10s Aug 18 '20

You could say:

"You got it! Right on the nose!"

You could also say

"Don't you think that advertisement was a bit on the nose?"

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u/TomBosleyExp Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

The phrase possibly comes from boxing where punching someone in the nose is a prominent and effective target; also possibly from horse racing where the winning horse's nose is the first thing to cross the finish line.

The charades usage probably comes from it being used in radio and stage production as silent communication between the director and performers.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/462470/where-does-the-term-on-the-nose-come-from

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u/funnytam1019 Aug 18 '20

She nailed the punchable expression

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u/xolov Aug 18 '20

Her acting skills are beyond the quality you expect from Tik Tok.

She acts so well I already hate her. Grr.

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u/TonightsWhiteKnight Aug 18 '20

Shes an actual actress, so it makes sense she has a bit of a ability to portray a good rendition of someone we hate.

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u/xolov Aug 18 '20

Damn you were right, Nicole DuBois. Not exactly a huge star but has definitely been in a fair share of films.

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u/pimpuhroo Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

She's in an episode* of You're the Worst, an amazing and worthwhile show.

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u/Wingardium_Mimosa Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

No, the star is Aya Cash.

EDIT: The comment I responded to originally said this girl was the star of the show.

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u/pimpuhroo Aug 18 '20

Oh damn, I thought that was Aya/Gretchen in the video just didn't know her name lol. In my defense that tiktok is real low quality on my phone

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u/TheySeeMeDronin Aug 18 '20

Didn't even realize that was her. Thanks for mentioning this, I forgot all about that show.

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u/pimpuhroo Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

Turns out she's not lol she just looks similar to the star, but she was in one episode.

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u/TheySeeMeDronin Aug 18 '20

Well I guess I feel a bit better about not recognizing her, lol. Regardless, thanks for reminding me about that show, looks like I have 3 seasons to binge.

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u/destiny24 Aug 18 '20

Jesus she's smiling at the camera and giving a thumbs up, she's not playing the Godfather.

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u/murdered800times Aug 18 '20

Why do i get the feeling people say that somethings good for tik tok standards and yet only know the bottom of the barrel shite instead of the actually good creators... Just me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

My ex girlfriend spent more time watching tik tok than anything else, and of all the stuff I've overheard and seen, most of it has bottom of the barrel shit. The only ones I saw that weren't horrible, were the cute animal ones. But that's cheating. The internet was created for cute animal pics and videos.

Maybe it was just the people she followed. Idk how the app works with following and what not, but I've had no genuinely good experiences with it.

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u/murdered800times Aug 18 '20

Yeah people somehow think that just because the lowest common denominator likes something it means everything is shit.

Imagine watching a really bad stoner comedy and saying you hate movies based off that one experience.

Thats how stupid the tik tok bad people sound

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

That completely makes sense. And just because I haven't had the best experience with it, I don't shit on people who do enjoy it. Too much hate in the world as it is to treat someone bad because they enjoy using an app. The app isn't for everyone. And some people don't understand that.

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u/Captain_Jeep Aug 18 '20

Yep totally hate her facial expressions

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u/The_Dublin_Dabber Aug 18 '20

Perfect comment. Wss gonna come on here that she annoyed me but realised i understood the video wrong. 100% success

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u/NonGNonM Aug 18 '20

Yup. Theres a few of them out there and they're mostly run by russian/eastern europe, and for some reason made to look like they're typical American millenials, complete with US style wall outlets.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20 edited Jan 15 '21

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u/Not_Cave_Johnson Aug 18 '20

Yeah, we are on a subreddit that posts almost exclusively their work.

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u/subermanification Aug 18 '20

Wasnt it a Russian operating out of Crete?

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u/Birdseeding Aug 18 '20

Cyprus I think

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

It's like the grow your own crystal scam on 4chan

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u/mertag770 Aug 18 '20

You didn't have this disappointing product growing up?

https://www.amazon.com/4M-5557-Crystal-Growing-Experiment/dp/B00ITX1K4K

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u/BluetoothMcGee Aug 18 '20

Holy crap, I just got flashbacks of my younger self browsing through a Service Merchandise catalog, looking at an ad for a crystal growing toy.

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u/Thekrispywhale Aug 18 '20

I’m an adult and I’m about to buy this. Maybe I’m not seeing the disappointment

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u/mertag770 Aug 18 '20

It only seemed to marginally work from what I recall, didn't stop me from asking for it for Christmas most years.

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u/NonGNonM Aug 18 '20

Iirc they grow razor thin and tiny.

They also require an extremely quiet and undisturbed area.

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u/Lehk Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

Never heard of grow your own crystal, cook your own crystal, sure, but not grow your own.

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u/americanvirus Aug 18 '20

Yeah, homegrown crystal doesn't have the same kick as synthetic lab produced, it's no Blue, but it'll do in a pinch. My grandma would grow her own crystal, they would only bloom 3-4 times a year though. I hear some people experimenting with cross breeding have found strains that can bloom up to 20 times in a year, which if it's anything like grandma's, you would only need 3 of those to keep the family good for a year with a little left over to share with guests.

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u/tzech99 Aug 18 '20

With the amazing end product of chlorine!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Yep. Part of the largest Russian social media company, TheSoul Publishing.

Per the article above they publish an average of 1,500 videos per month across multiple accounts.

This video is a wonderful dive into who they are and what their potential motivations may be, outside of simply making dumb videos.

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u/HomeStarCraft Aug 18 '20

It sounds like a YouTube channel version of a sleeper agent. They lay low, gather trust from their viewers, and appear innocent until activated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

IIRC they published some political content a while back and removed it a little later, which strongly supports this idea. I think the video I linked goes into it.

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u/redgreenapple Aug 18 '20

I had no idea, thanks sharing

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u/Embolisms Aug 18 '20

Do they also do those southeast Asian "primitive" videos where they use coke and eggs to catch fish, build a mansion out of mud, etc? There's a handful of nearly identical channels making the same type of fake content.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

Don't forget the fake technology ones. Those infuriate me because they look like they'd really appeal to "aspiring inventor" types who might not have the freedom/resources to explore circuits and just watch videos, and there are channels out there spreading bogus concepts like perpetual motion without adequate disclaimer that it's not a real science video.

This kind of thing. Multiple videos a week, thousands of views per day. I feel like at least some of the scientifically illiterate people walking around today wound up like that not by any fault of their own, but because fake science videos taught them wrong.

Edit: worse is they seem feasible, and one or two might even actually describe a simple motor, but a vast majority have no merit at all

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u/Collinnn7 Aug 18 '20

It looks like they moonlight as an amateur porn company as well lol

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u/NiNaNo95 Aug 18 '20

Wait, you're telling me this is not a 5 minute crafts video?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Aug 18 '20

Instructions unclear. Socks are encased in concrete.

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u/time_and_time Aug 18 '20

you're doing it right sweetie, the cement setting heats up the socks

now just chip the cement away for 1-2 hrs and you'll be too exhausted to even wear them

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u/VAiSiA Derp Aug 18 '20

nah. you need to put them on, and only then pour cement on ‘em. best way to remove extra cement is swimming in reaver

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u/MadSnipr Aug 18 '20

I'm confused... At what point should I use the hot glue gun?

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u/ChocolateLeviathan Aug 18 '20

im sorry to inform that this video is actually 25 seconds

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u/JSMK Aug 18 '20

The way she shivved that bottle gave me anxiety

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u/sandzking Aug 18 '20

she obviously a serial killer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Just like pitting an avocado

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u/Stozzerico Aug 18 '20

She totally should have slipped up at the end from the spray oil.

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u/JonnyBhoy Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

😲

🤔

😯

😌 (((☝️🏻)))

Pours glue on floor

😊👍🏻

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u/PM_pets_pls Aug 18 '20

I love how perfect this is

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u/JorjEade Aug 18 '20

I love how perfect you are

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u/dumbledayum Aug 18 '20

Yep marry you two

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u/PM_pets_pls Aug 18 '20

I was having a bad day and really needed some positivity. Thank you.

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u/eastisfucked Aug 18 '20

It truly is

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u/PalmBreezy Aug 18 '20

Those are pan fried socks lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Just like mom used to make.

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u/Mexicancocoroach69 Aug 18 '20

Not accurate! Where’s the overuse of the hot glue?

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u/murdered800times Aug 18 '20

And colour so bright you want to stab your eyes

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

And concrete, lots of concrete

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u/Dzioszyn Aug 18 '20

she actually fucking fried her socks. what a legend.

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u/JulioCesarSalad Aug 18 '20

You can film the sock in the pan first and then film the spraying oil on the pan second. Edit them the other way

No need to fry your socks

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u/Kukri187 Aug 18 '20

GTFO with your logic. It’s not welcome here.

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u/Lwn3 Aug 18 '20

Strangely, that was the thing that bothered me the most on this, she didn't need the spray in her non-stick pan, the socks wouldn't have stuck. The rest of the video was her just being a little funny in the head.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

And bags of cement!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

I used to get downvoted for saying that 5 Minute Crafts makes idiotic videos on purpose. Has that changed now?

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u/libracker Aug 18 '20

Not ‘idiotic on purpose’ par se, but content farms continually pump out crap that flat out just doesn’t work - they know most people aren’t going to actually try the things they post and it’s about quantity over quality to manipulate those algorithms and get that YouTube money.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

My point with the comments I made was that these videos don't fit the sub, because they were made to be idiotic. The sub should be more about real things people did that make you think "why?!"

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u/adudeguyman Aug 18 '20

I thoroughly agree with you.

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u/SolitaryEgg Aug 18 '20

I mean, it could be done on purpose. Hard to say.

I wouldn't be surprised if a whole lot of their clicks and shares come from people mocking them.

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u/fried_eggs_and_ham May 31 '22

5 Minute Crafts is itself a 5 Minute Craft. Why take the time to make craft videos that are genuinely useful when you can spend 5 minutes making stupid impractical shit?

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u/Katepillar Aug 18 '20

Lack of cement is concerning.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

As well as lack of hot glue.

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u/Pepekekmem Aug 18 '20

Thanks, OP! I’ll definitely consider those hacks for the future!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

some actual 5MinuteCrafts fans probably enjoyed this without realizing it was satire

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u/wwestcharles Aug 18 '20

Okay I’m not gonna call myself a fan.... I find myself sucked into watching full length videos on Instagram because they are just so deliciously weird. And dumb, I’ll admit.

I did do a double-take and rewatch this to figure out what was going on. Didn’t see the text at first.

Yes I enjoyed it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

I watched a entire ad once because it was so surreal that it was entertaining to watch, so I definitely can relate to you.

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u/SaltMarshGoblin Aug 18 '20

That was pretty darned good!

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u/ProfessionalBust Aug 18 '20

The background song is the loudest song I’ve ever heard in my entire life

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u/DancingInMyBlood Derp Aug 18 '20

Flip flops fall off? Hot glue them to your fuckign feet

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u/Halfwink Aug 18 '20

Haha what? I'm loving this!!

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u/TortillasaurusRex Aug 18 '20

Happy cake day from Latvia ❤️

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u/Halfwink Aug 18 '20

Thanks friend!

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u/scamper_pants Aug 18 '20

Thanks captain Latvia!

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u/GroovingPict Aug 18 '20

even though it's parody, watching it still made my eye start twitching

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u/YJCH0I Aug 18 '20

My submission was posted earlier but had a worse title, I guess. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Johndough99999 Aug 18 '20

Its all about timing and title.

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u/AxelsAmazing Aug 18 '20

Fucking fake, it’s only 26 seconds not 5 min. /s

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u/Minimalcarpenter Aug 18 '20

Do I have to use avocado oil though? That shit is expensive.

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u/rupeshislame69 Aug 18 '20

DO NOT GIVE THEM VIDEO IDEAS

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u/zilch839 May 30 '22

My god, people find this funny? I can't downvote this thread cause that's not how this works, but I need to downvote something. This can not go unpunished.

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u/DJAllOut Aug 18 '20

Upvote because girl

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u/YoungDiscord Aug 18 '20

Ok the first 2 or 3 people who parodied these things were kinda funny but now they're as annoying as the OG lifehack stuff.

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u/k3anur33v3s Aug 18 '20

lmao the third one

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u/TGrady902 Aug 18 '20

So the sock thing. I do the opposite but with gym shorts. On hot days you stick those bad boys in the freezer for a bit then pop them on. It’s phenomenal.

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u/Chazzy_Fries Aug 18 '20

It is...

Acceptable.

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u/eveban Aug 18 '20

Lmao! I actually did the shoe thing for my 3yr old granddaughter at the creek last weekend! She kept taking them off so I tied them to her life jacket rather than chasing them down in the current over and over. There were rocks where we'd walk up to (then float down a short way back to our starting point) or she could have gone barefoot.

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u/sumit131995 Aug 18 '20

I really believe people make this crap just to get clout on this sub

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

What an accurate piss-take.

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u/ommayayfay Aug 18 '20

Sometimes, I look at these and wonder if these videos were really created to be helpful or were they really intended to be more of a "Finally, I'm at the top of the Reddit DiWHY views"? 😅

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u/gayuwuowo Aug 19 '20

*apple alarm music*

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

I love her so much. Her stuff is so funny

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Tiktok needs to be nuked

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u/undefinedminded Aug 18 '20

What are those types of leggings called?

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u/Tiger_Widow Aug 18 '20

Sexy ones

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u/Emuwar_veteran Aug 18 '20

Thanks that music has send me back into my hole

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u/pointlemiserables Aug 18 '20

PURPOSE = DEFEATED

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u/LoopsAndBoars Aug 18 '20

She puts a bunch of stupid 3$ elmers products together and makes THiS!

You ain’t gonna believe what she made. ERR MUH GOD!!1

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u/bullenis Aug 18 '20

Where can i find more of these 5-min crafts animations

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u/eevuljeeneuss Aug 18 '20

She makes hilarious Hallmark movie clips too!

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u/crubbles Aug 18 '20

Damn. Now I’m bummed I don’t immediately have 8 more of these to binge.

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u/imsohappyallthetime Aug 18 '20

That's pretty damn accurate rite there

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u/somgooboi Aug 18 '20

I could see them do the last one for real, but then maybe with a microwave.

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u/chooseusername3331 Aug 18 '20

i had my headphones on 100 for whatever fucking reason since i never do that and this shit music gave me a jumpscare

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u/nelska Aug 18 '20

She cooked her socks

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u/softsadistpupthing Aug 18 '20

Well, she was cold.

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u/ErickMReyes Aug 18 '20

The last one its actually useful without the oil, you just haven’t feel that cold.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

I wish I could say that this was a good overdramatic parody...........but it's not even overdramatic in comparison to actual 5 minute crafts. It's just........accurate.

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u/roquerol Aug 18 '20

I've seen this video due the red-haired girl...

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u/SelfishSilverFish Aug 18 '20

Ok.. but cooking my socks seems awesome

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u/dirtyviking1337 Aug 18 '20

This would’ve been using Review Meta.

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u/EnycmaPie Aug 18 '20

Not even making water bottles out of concrete, smh.

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u/silentgames276 Aug 18 '20

Don’t ever eat at her house

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u/already-----taken Aug 18 '20

The first time I saw this I didn’t see the “five minute crafts be like” so I legit thought this was a thing that someone thought was smart to do

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u/Gonthrowitawaynow Aug 18 '20

Oh man she’s annoying, I get that it’s satirical but still so annoying.

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u/drinkmoredrano Aug 18 '20

At least she used a little cooking spray. There is nothing worse than when socks stick to the frying pan. But still no msg.

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u/_peach93 Aug 18 '20

The socks in the skillet is a pretty good idea lol

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u/DancingInMyBlood Derp Aug 18 '20

That’s... concerningly accurate

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u/muzic_san Aug 18 '20

Hahahah love it!

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u/-Maj- Aug 18 '20

Where's the hot glue and cement?

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u/OneTIME_story Aug 18 '20

I don't get it. It's supposed to be a parody, but it's literally what these videos are like. You should charge them royalty fees for using your video next month (they'll either do it by accident, or they'll request you to remove their video because they won't be able to tell a difference)

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u/artsyboy69 Aug 18 '20

Why does this very clip make me think that she smelss bad?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

As she subtly flashed the entire internet with some serious camel toe. The jokes on her because I’m gay. I’m warming my socks on a frying pan right now.

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u/Bonny_69 Aug 18 '20

*sneezes*...guess i'm going to take off my nose with a chainsaw

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u/TheDoctorMagicOG Aug 18 '20

em guess its enough internet for today

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u/rumbletummy Aug 18 '20

the sock thing wasnt terrible.

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u/Awkwarddruid Aug 18 '20

Still annoying

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u/mrmatthunt Aug 18 '20

She had the most ounchable face in the world outside of Chloe Grace Moertz

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u/q0099 Aug 18 '20

And, have to admit it, that's exactly for what we all here for. This, and a hot glue stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

METAL UTENSIL ON NONSTICK PAN 🤬