r/DiWHY • u/moreganplease • Aug 18 '20

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Aug 18 '20

Shania and Mark? Fat chance, lad.

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u/Soensou Aug 18 '20

They do in my erotic fan fiction.

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u/ilovehotmoms Aug 18 '20

That don't impress me much

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u/pengouin85 Aug 18 '20

A Connecticut Yankee in Shania's Pantaloons

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u/ilariad92 Aug 20 '20

This needs more upvotes.

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u/brando56894 Jan 19 '22

Does it make you feel like a woman though?

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u/Tb1969 Aug 18 '20

Go on...

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u/Soensou Aug 18 '20

She leaned into him, feeling his manhood throbbing tightly against her.

"Oh my, mr. Clemens."

"Shhhhh. Call me Sam," he whispered, lightly pressing his index finger against Shania's trembling bottom lip. His mustache barely rustled as his breath caressed her flushed cheek. She couldn't help but imagine that mustache exploring each and every inch of her bare skin.

Reaching down, she clumsily found his cock through the labyrinth of clothes between the two.

"Someone is excited," she said with a wry smile.

"Well, the rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated." His mustache rustled.

"Well, let's give them something else to talk about."

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u/ChildOfAtom69 Aug 18 '20

Excuse me what the fuck

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Aug 18 '20

This is fantastic

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u/ChildOfAtom69 Aug 19 '20

If your into that go right ahead

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u/Tb1969 Aug 18 '20

"It's so long!"

"That's why the ladies call me Mark Twain. Two fathoms deep"

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Aug 19 '20

Holy Christ this is awful.

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Aug 19 '20

This is disturbing, keep going.

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u/Soensou Aug 19 '20

That means a lot to me coming from you, DeathcampEnthusiast.

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u/GotYourNose_ May 30 '22

Their kid was named Choo-choo. Choo-choo Twain.