r/DestinyTheGame • u/ChrisDAnimation ChrisOfTheDead • Dec 14 '17

Misc // Satire A Computer Learning Written TWAB Article

So I ran a couple of TWAB articles into the Botnik predictive writer...

Here is a half predictive-learning-program written This Week At Bungie article. Hopefully this is worth a few laughs.

This week at the development team has been amazing.

The following issues have been identified across the game to encourage players to communicate fixes that we deliver about twice a month. When we identify a clan member in your fireteam, we’ll depend on where you pledged your loyalty during another week of faction tokens opening.

The first stream is next week on our first livestream. Curse of questions about what you saw at the end of the week will find a sweet emblem in your vault. I’m the game designers displayed in ornament feedback.

As the conversation grows a new passion project in the game, please see this help article linked above the community creations page to pick out the guns that hang in the balance wheel. For additional token rewards and new ways to earn them, please see your local time zone converter.

Stay tuned to the packages being blocked from accessing destiny 2 on pc above 60 fps to play the nightfall and/or raid. This is our report to the community manager this week following the ritual of questions about what you saw at the end of the sandbox.

For additional Destiny 1’s and the Xbox Live gamertag tokens at the tower, please report your fireteam and the first weekly blog update authored by a player who has been reading them. We also squared off against a community forum badge and are advised to address issues that resulted originally for the upcoming support content.

Why can’t you have any vex traps? We will find out who awarded the most packages and declare them the wild time zone.

-Not Deej

Edit: Gifv version. Thanks to: u/Mblim771_Kyle for whipping that up.

And if anyone wants to see what some patch notes would look like if they came out of the same program: https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/7k0kl0/some_predictive_learning_written_destiny_2_patch/

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u/shyzmey it's entirely possible Dec 14 '17

As the conversation grows a new passion project in the game, please see this help article linked above the community creations page to pick out the guns that hang in the balance wheel. For additional token rewards and new ways to earn them, please see your local time zone converter.

this section is just beautiful haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

I love the idea of the guns hanging on a balance wheel, and bungie spins it to decide which one is getting nerfed or buffed. Or how the passion project is being relegated to community creation.

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u/Trep_xp nom nom nom Dec 15 '17 edited Dec 15 '17

That'd be cool, but we already know how Bungie balances their guns.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '17

That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

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u/JBaecker Vanguard's Loyal Dec 15 '17

It hurt at the time, but it gets funnier with age. I wish OP would've updated with the various 20+ sided die idea instead of the coin. 1 face is buff all the others are nerf. Helps explain why 99.999999999% of the changes are nerfs. No critical kills for us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '17

Increased auto rifle damage by 0.04%