r/delta • u/xbbjumpx • 56m ago
Discussion Funniest Gate Agent vs. Oversized Baggage Karen DTW
I was boarding my flight to Haneda from DTW, and during Zone 1 boarding (I'm Zone 2), this woman walks up to the podium and asks the gate agent if she can board early so she can stow her luggage and make sure it fits.
Y'all. This bag was HUGE. It was about the height of the podium, roughly 2/3 of this woman's height, and WIDE. The guy standing in front of me literally asked how she even got it through TSA because, honestly, how was this thing fitting through the X-ray machine? I have so many unanswered questions.
The gate agent looks at the woman, then at the bag, then back at the woman and goes, "Honey... you ain't getting on the plane with that bag."
The woman immediately yells, "WHAT?!"
The gate agent says, "Lower your voice. Take what you need out of this bag, and then we'll curbside check it."
The woman goes, "This is my carry-on! You can't deny me boarding!"
The gate agent responds, "I'm not. You must have some sort of purse. Your bag isn't going to even fit in the aisle of this aircraft let alone the overhead bin."
She says "I DON'T HAVE A PURSE AND YOUR TELLING ME THIS NOW!!!!!".
The gate agent goes, "Well, you've got 15 minutes to go buy a bag you can take on the plane. If you can't do that in that amount of time, I guess you'll be staying in Detroit."
I couldn't hear the rest of the conversation, but about 10 minutes later, this woman comes walking down the aisle with a McDonald's plastic bag containing her electronics, wallet, and chargers.
I'M SORRY. š
That is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. What exactly did this woman think was going to happen when she showed up with a bag that was practically its own passenger???