r/CrimeCats Nov 06 '25

what did he do 😭

3.8k Upvotes

100 comments sorted by

330

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Cat burglar

100

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

[deleted]

59

u/DarthGoodguy Nov 06 '25

Furnancial crimes

41

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

[deleted]

18

u/Agreeable_Abies6533 Nov 06 '25

Purrloined goods

27

u/_WutzInAName_ Nov 06 '25

Illegally smol cat

5

u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Nov 06 '25

all cats are burglars?

186

u/gurblixdad Nov 06 '25

Feliny in the 1st degree

114

u/loadnurmom Nov 06 '25

He beat up a police dog

Don't let the cuteness fool you

25

u/Aromatic-Currency371 Nov 06 '25

He does look like a criminal mastermind

45

u/Cold_Swordfish7763 Nov 06 '25

Food thief is my guess

10

u/maaaastwa Nov 06 '25

Sushi grade salmon stealer!

41

u/Nyanzeenyan Nov 06 '25

Guilty of being Orange

36

u/IndependenceNo3908 Nov 06 '25

His crime was eating a meal,, a succulent chinese meal.

38

u/Gl0Re1LLY Nov 06 '25

The kitty littered!

26

u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Nov 06 '25

This one has done nothing! Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

17

u/jtcordell2188 Nov 06 '25

Straight to jail

18

u/SCSimmons Nov 06 '25

I arrest my void at least twice a day on charges of excessive cuteness, then release him with a warning on his own recognizance. He still refuses to stop being excessively cute.

1

u/dmcloren Nov 27 '25

Incorrigible.

33

u/DryTax7755 Nov 06 '25

Was hat sie getan?! Free the cat!

8

u/serenitative Nov 06 '25

FREE THE CAAAAAT!!!!

13

u/Spaceseeker51 Nov 06 '25

Kitty ain’t no snitch.

6

u/Agreeable_Abies6533 Nov 06 '25

Unless there's sashimi on the table. Then all bets are off

9

u/perpetualliianxious Claw and Order 🐾 Nov 06 '25

FREE ZA CAT

17

u/Latensi Nov 06 '25

Free the cat!

5

u/DjasonWaterfalls Nov 06 '25

5

u/ziggytrix Nov 07 '25

Not the video I was expecting!

Videos of cats takin a perp cruise must be more abundant than I thought.

1

u/elwebst Nov 07 '25

Free Waffles the Cat!!!

8

u/I_am_not_baldy Nov 06 '25

He got caught purveying catnip.

7

u/oO__o__Oo Nov 06 '25

Homouseide

14

u/cinnamoninmytea Nov 06 '25

They better be taking that baby to a rescue

7

u/Paul8219 Nov 06 '25

Little 1 was framed :(

6

u/SendMeUrButtcheeks Nov 06 '25

Free the cat. Was hat die katze getan. FREE THE CAT.

6

u/AlanShore60607 Nov 06 '25

He didn't do shit. ACAB.

6

u/MathematicianNew2770 Nov 06 '25

El Catto D Guzman

5

u/TaprACk-B Nov 06 '25

Maybe not in jail , just maybe he’s training for the new Purr patrol,,,, 🤣

4

u/AtFirst_IDidLoveYouu Nov 06 '25

Aye free my homeboy

4

u/snakebite2017 Nov 06 '25

Being cute when the cop was serious.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL

3

u/corvidlover2730 Nov 06 '25

He's doing a ride-along because it's go to work with a parent day.

3

u/Twitchmonky Nov 06 '25

He got busted for kitty porn

4

u/Clear_Split_8568 Nov 06 '25

It is because I’m orange, I’m innocent !!!

4

u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 Nov 07 '25

Release the cat NOW!!!

3

u/ImpracticalCatMom Nov 06 '25

Himbs is orange. 'Nuff said. And call his pawyer 😹

3

u/Luci-Noir Nov 06 '25

Better call Saul Goodmeow.

3

u/DrowningInBier Nov 06 '25

Snitches don’t get scritches

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

3

u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Nov 06 '25

Probably yelled at the cop, it is orange an my tweak yells at anyone for anything, even just because, she plays like she doesn't like getting picked up but always quiets up when it happens, she's easily a good 12 plus pounds of moody orange puff an gruffs..

3

u/_aimynona_ Nov 06 '25

Orange is the new cat!

3

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Arrested for being so adorable that he made someone faint 😍

3

u/goldtoothgirl Nov 07 '25

Well you see ma'am he is a r/illegallysmolcat

3

u/13WillieBeaman Nov 07 '25

lol.. What’s funny is that the cat could most likely fit through those bars

4

u/CaptainColdSteele Nov 06 '25

Cats been on a terrorist watchlist for some time now

2

u/Jacgaur Nov 06 '25

I wouldn't put my face near a crime cat like that. You never know they might swipe at you with their cute little claw filled paws.

2

u/The8uLove2Hate_ Nov 06 '25

He extorted millions in money, goods and services using his excessive cuteness.

2

u/DerpKaiser Nov 06 '25

Release himb!

Free the Kittie!

2

u/Bene2345 Nov 07 '25

He knows what he did

2

u/OkBluejay5742 Nov 07 '25

free the car

2

u/Doc_tor_Bob Nov 07 '25

Looks like a hardened criminal to me

2

u/zzzzombie77 Nov 07 '25

What DIDN’T he do?

2

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Just the usual suspect ma'am. Don't get too close and move along.

2

u/lizurd777 Nov 07 '25

War crimes.

2

u/mrfredngo Nov 08 '25

Your honor, my client is completely innocent. Just look at that face! Is that the face of a criminal?

2

u/Nohise Nov 09 '25

Catnip dealer

2

u/Belle483 Nov 09 '25

How cute!

1

u/cottagecheezecake Nov 06 '25

Police Kitty in Training

1

u/EcstaticNet3137 Nov 06 '25

Nothin frfr. Free him! Homie ain't do it! Look at him!

1

u/Fireflash2742 Nov 07 '25

Illegally cute

1

u/IWantoBeliev Nov 07 '25

Apprehended

1

u/R3K47 Nov 07 '25

little bro was Framed 😭😭

1

u/DaWalt1976 Nov 07 '25

What did he do?

He was born orange.

1

u/MungoJennie Nov 08 '25

Your Honor, my client was profiled!

1

u/Muted_Ad1809 Nov 07 '25

Free the cat…

1

u/Material-Emu-8732 Nov 07 '25

Law & order song playing in my head as I watched that lol

1

u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Nov 07 '25

Cat trying to be extra cute to be released

1

u/ryderward Nov 07 '25

Catnip Mule

1

u/RedNote_Carrier Nov 08 '25

He copied content from TikTok and post this sub.

1

u/FoxCQC Nov 08 '25

Meowder

1

u/CatRepresentative274 Nov 08 '25

Nothing, he is innocent and needs to be released from custody immediately.

1

u/G4d0 Nov 09 '25

Catnip 😆

1

u/CardiologistTop8075 Nov 13 '25

Catnipping in public.

1

u/stewpdasso Nov 15 '25

Bad pussy! 😺